Looking for Something Hilarious Enough to Leave Me Gasping for Air (No Random Nonsense) 求搞笑，笑岔气的那种（不要无厘头）

1 皇 The Emperor's Gold Medal County Magistrate 皇家金牌县令 Noodle King Zai板面王仔Historical2.7M WordsCompleted [Farming + lighthearted fun + transmigration] Fang Zhengyi transmigrates to the Great Jing dynasty and becomes a county magistrate. After seven years of work, he has created his own earthly paradise. He’d planned to live out his days as a carefree little emperor. In the thirteenth year of the Jinghe era, the emperor of Great Jing travels incognito and accidentally wanders into Taoyuan County... The moment the emperor enters the county, he is astonished! The many strange and wondrous things leave 337.5kReads9.5Score36kShelves

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Recommended by a twenty-year-old bookworm, read slowly, preferably with a real person listening to the book and reading the comments. It's very good.

2 比 He’s Even Fiercer Than the Old Heavenly Master, and You Call Him a Newbie? 比老天师还猛，你说他是新人？ Cold Words and Leng Words冷言leng语Mystery1.7M WordsCompleted [Supernatural + comedy + System. If you read the first 30 chapters and don't laugh, come roast me!] On Zhang Wei’s first day of college, a blood-red sun hung in the sky and his entire class was dragged into a ghost realm. Just then, his Ghost-Teasing System awakened! With the whole class under a ghost’s curse, the campus belle, Lu Lianxue, had no choice but to reveal her hidden identity: a disciple of Longhu Mountain and a member of the Exorcism Bureau. But before she could show off her skills.. 40.6kReads9.1Score3.3kShelves

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A complete collection of fancy ghost exorcisms

3 盗 Tomb Raiding: The Wu Family's Biggest Braggart 盗墓：装！拼命装，小爷吴家逼王 A Billion Yuan亿万袁Mystery783k WordsCompleted Poor and gravely ill, Wu Wen wanted to die. With his last nine yuan, he bought a bottle of rat poison. But when he opened it, the cap said, “Buy one, get one free.” Wu Wen’s eyes blazed with fury, his face flushed red as he threw back his head and roared at the sky. “If Heaven hasn’t entrusted me with a great task, why torment my mind and wear out my body?!” As soon as he finished speaking, Wu Wen spat out three mouthfuls of blood and died on the spot. [Ding! A deceased human has been detected. 12.1kReads9.0Score1.4kShelves

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Just take a look, it's a funny batch. Moreover, the protagonist is not ridiculously strong, his body skills are those of a monkey🤓 and the plot of Tomb Raiders Note has not changed too much🤓

4 八 The 1980S: After the Loving Mother Turns Dark, the Whole Family Panics 八零：慈母黑化后，全家都慌了 Rice Bowl 114饭碗114Modern Romance1.7M WordsCompleted (Feel-good story + no golden finger + slice of life + family drama + ensemble cast of ordinary people + reborn in a bygone era) Short dramas: The New Life of Rong Ying, the Woman Everyone Looked Down On; Reborn Mom Is Here to Collect You Old Mrs. Zhang spent her whole life raising three sons and three daughters. She paid for her children’s weddings and homes, raised her grandchildren, and emptied the family savings to buy a home in Shanghai for her eldest son. She helped her second son marry thr 73.3kReads9.0Score7.9kShelves

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This chronicle is about the rebirth of an old lady. It's super funny. I read it in the middle of the night and almost didn't laugh. The heroine's mouth is so powerful that it makes people's breasts clear. It is recommended [laughing][laughing][laughing]

5 被 After My Inner Thoughts Were Overheard, My Master and Senior Sisters Started Acting Strange 被偷听心声后，师尊师姐不对劲了 The Way Reveals Itself to the Traveler天行见道Eastern Fantasy4.7M WordsCompleted [Multiple heroines] [Humor] [Plenty of romance] [Sweet later on] [Inner thoughts] Lin Heng transmigrates into the book A Record of Beauties as a cannon-fodder villain. As long as he follows the proper villain or hero plotline and keeps his head down until the end, he can become an unrivaled powerhouse. But then the heroines somehow start hearing his inner thoughts. No matter how the story transitions between hero and villain arcs, he now risks being killed by the protagonist! [That airheaded mas 60.8kReads8.3Score6kShelves

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Funny article, the male protagonist's voice is too silly

6 刑 That's Criminal! You Stole My Takeout and Smashed My Luxury Watch 刑啊！偷我外卖，还砸我名表 Silkworm Bun天蚕包子Urban1.6M WordsCompleted [Billionaire + System + livestreaming + wish-fulfillment + face-slapping + ruthless schemes + comedy + bratty kids + Zhang San the outlaw + Zhou Jie + Dai Xiaomei + everyday life] Su Ran’s takeout was stolen and eaten by the brat next door. When he went over to confront them, the child’s shameless parents turned the tables and accused him of being petty, even demanding that he apologize. Just as Su Ran was about to swallow his anger, he suddenly awakened the Ultimate Stickler System. He promptly 208Reads7.4Score—Shelves

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Funny but not brainless, IQ is always online

20 末 The Apocalypse Is Coming? I’ll Arrive First! 末日降临？我先降临！ Noodle King Zai板面王仔Sci-Fi & Apocalypse2.7M WordsCompleted [The print edition of I'm a Supplier of Survival Plans for the End Times is now available on major platforms] [Character growth · Multi-theme stages · Ensemble cast · Occasional brutal takedowns · No cookie-cutter plot · No mindless wish fulfillment] After facing repeated layoffs and betrayals, Su Jin was at the lowest point of his life when he was accidentally hired by a mysterious company. Countless worlds are on the brink of destruction. Only by saving their clients can the sparks of civiliza 572kReads9.2Score51.8kShelves

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I don't recommend bad books. You can tell by looking at the name, the duration of a single book, and the number of tweets that I am not the kind of person who eats bad food. The following books are all ones that I find funny.

27 踏 Mastering the Dragon and Tiger, Subduing Maoshan, and You Call This a Zombie? 踏龙虎，降茅山，你管这叫僵尸？ Seize the Moon and Tread the Heavens拿月踏天Mystery2.5M WordsCompleted [Based on the hit comedy comic, I'm a Zombie, So It's Only Natural That I Don't Fear Talismans!] After being brutally murdered, Qin Feng is dumped in a mass grave. His Daoist aunt finds him and, overcome with grief, uses a corpse king's core to turn him into a zombie. Back from the dead, the mightiest Corpse King has returned! He grows stronger by drinking blood, even that of sorcerers and Celestial Masters. Eating talismans makes him stronger too: he devours zombie-binding charms, Nine Heavens 7.7kReads8.1Score796Shelves

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Chapter One: Signs of the Transformation of the Corpse The cold moonlight shines through the window lattice of the ruined temple, reflecting on Zhang Chen's face as pale as paper. On his left arm, three bone-deep scratches were emitting a disgusting rancid smell. The skin around the wound is not simply fester, but has a strange gray color, like old jade, with faint black and purple blood threads crawling under the skin, as if it is alive. "Hold him down!" Mr. Lu's voice was urgent, and his gray eyebrows were tightly knitted together. He held a sharp knife and tried to gouge out the carrion around the wound. But as soon as the tip of the knife touched the gray flesh, it made a soft "chi" sound and a plume of green smoke rose up, as if it was burning a long-dead piece of wood. "This... This is impossible!" Mr. Lu suddenly retracted his hand, his cloudy old eyes filled with unbelievable horror, "I have been practicing medicine for a long time, and I have never seen... A new injury can give birth to a 'carrion jade'! This is a sign that the corpse poison has entered the marrow and has been brewing for hundreds of years before it appears!" Lin Yao's pretty face turned pale and she said anxiously: "Grandpa Lu, did you see it wrong? Ah Chen was clearly injured by that white zombie, but it only took a stick of incense!" "I hope I'm wrong!" Mr. Lu's voice was trembling, and he pointed at the strange, slightly pulsating wound on Zhang Chen's arm. "Look, this rotten flesh is like jade, and blood is like earthworms. It is clearly the corpse poison that has penetrated into the bone marrow and has been entangled with the host's vitality for hundreds of years to form 'corpse marrow gangrene'! But he..." He looked at Zhang Chen, whose consciousness was already blurred, "but he is clearly full of energy and blood, and he is a living young man!" The conflict was pushed to its peak at this moment. The new injury an hour ago showed the terrifying characteristics of a century-old corpse poison. At this moment, a strong wind blew outside the ruined temple, and Yin Qi surged in like a tide. Senior Brother Li Hao, who had been silently observing, suddenly looked at the blood-red moon outside the window and said in a voiceless voice: "No! Tonight is the phenomenon of 'Nine Yins Blocking the Sun'! The Yin Qi of the heaven and earth is extremely strong, and the power of all evil will skyrocket! Could it be... That this strange phenomenon of the heaven and earth catalyzed the corpse poison?" Mr. Lu slowly shook his head, staring at Zhang Chen's deteriorating wounds, and said solemnly: "The vision of heaven and earth may increase the power of corpse poison, but it cannot be created out of nothing, causing new injuries to span a hundred years... The root of this poison is not Bai Zhizhi, nor the weather, but in himself!" He tore open the clothes on Zhang Chen's chest. On the young man's heart, a pale golden ancient mark that looked like a flame was looming under the skin, forming a sharp contrast with the gray corpse poison on his arm. "This is... The 'Burning Sun Curse Seal'?!" Mr. Lu took a breath of cold air. "According to legend, only those with the 'Xuan Yin Body' will be planted with this seal by an expert at birth to balance the overwhelming Yin Qi in the body and avoid early death. Could it be..." Fragments of the truth began to piece together: Zhang Chen turned out to be a Xuanyin Body that is rare to encounter in ten thousand years! For ordinary people, Bai Zhi's corpse poison may just be a nuisance. But for his body, which is a hotbed of extreme yin, the entry of ordinary corpse poison into the body is like a spark falling into a boundless gunpowder store, instantly detonating his original yin energy that has been suppressed by the curse seal for more than ten years! That seemingly "hundred-year" corpse poison infection is actually the terrifying qualitative change and accelerated decay caused by the combination of the mysterious yin energy and corpse poison in his body! "We must find the ultimate Yang power of the 'Red Yang Zhu Fruit' immediately to neutralize the Xuanyin corpse poison in his body! Otherwise, within three days, all the essence and blood in his body will be swallowed up by the mutated corpse poison, and he will turn into a real... Immortal bone!" Mr. Lu's voice was decisive, with an unquestionable sense of urgency. Hearing this, Li Hao drew out his long sword with a solemn expression: "The Red Sun Vermilion Fruit is a rare treasure in the world. It is said that it only grows in the land of Zhiyang Zhigang. There may be traces of the 'Fire Sun Valley' a hundred miles away. I will go there..." "It's too late!" Lin Yao looked at the gray color on Zhang Chen's arm that almost spread to his shoulders and said with a cry, "With his current condition, he can't support your return!" In a desperate situation, where is the glimmer of hope? Just when everyone was helpless, Zhang Chen's right hand, which was clenched in pain, suddenly spread out weakly, and a jade pendant with warm tentacles but exuding an extremely cold breath slipped from his palm. The jade pendant has an ancient shape and is engraved with strange runes that no one can recognize. At this moment, it is emitting a weak light that is homologous to the mysterious Yin energy in Zhang Chen's body. Mr. Lu's pupils shrank suddenly, he carefully picked up the jade pendant, and said in a voiceless voice: "Netherworld Soul Jade?! This thing has been lost for thousands of years, how could it be on him? Could it be that... His life experience is related to the legendary 'Netherworld Family'?" The appearance of this jade pendant made the already foggy situation even more confusing. Is Zhang Chen's Xuanyin body natural or man-made? Is this jade pendant that can nourish the Yin soul and stabilize the Xuan Yin energy a blessing or a curse? Was the white zombie that attacked him really just a coincidence? At this time, Zhang Chen, whose consciousness sank into the boundless darkness, was standing in a void. Opposite him was a man in black who had a similar appearance to him, but had a vicissitude in his eyes and was surrounded by an endless aura of the netherworld. The man spoke slowly, his voice like eternal ice: "Child, what are you still resisting?" "Embrace the true power in your blood." "This corpse poison is just the first key to awaken your sleeping origin..." --

32 爽 A Sweet Transmigration Into Romance of Our Parents: Dehua Isn't Holding Back This Time 爽穿父母爱情，德华这回不装了 Sister Lemon Tea柠檬茶姐姐Female-Channel Fanfiction269k WordsCompleted The moment Lin Xiaoman opened her eyes, she had become Jiang Dehua, the most hard-done-by character in *Romance of Our Parents*! A second ago, she was a wage slave who had just entered the workforce and was only trying to get by. The next, a familiar roar exploded beside her: “Oh, my goodness! I’m going to work myself to death!” Staring at the same bitter-melon face as Liu Lin in the mirror, Lin Xiaoman slapped the table and stood up. This time, she was going to take Dehua and have a blast throu 320Reads—Score—Shelves

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Anyway, it's fun

33 不 Aren’t You an Evil God? Why Does Seeing Me Lower Your SAN? 不是邪神吗？见我怎么降SAN值 A Salty Fish c一条咸鱼cEastern Fantasy5.9M WordsCompleted [Vampires, werewolves, technology, potions, ghosts, biohumans, divination, puppets, and every terrifying element you can imagine: this world has them all.] Lin En transmigrated into such a bizarre otherworld and became an apprentice at a potion shop. "Something is wrong with that man! He never uses anesthetic when performing surgery!" "That shop is a scam! The moment you go in, they find a pile of illnesses even if you are perfectly healthy!" "But wait, isn't that shop supposed to be the bes 158kReads9.6Score18kShelves

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Very good!

34 规 Rule Horror: I Pulled the Old Man's Oxygen Tube from the Start 规则怪谈：开局拔了老头氧气管 One-Sixth六分之一Mystery522k WordsCompleted No female lead + national fate + eerie mysteries + comedy + unconventional ideas Lin Yuan transmigrates to Blue Star, a parallel world, and is chosen to take part in a rules-based horror game. From the start, he activates an SSS-rank talent. [SSS-Rank Talent: Ghostbane] [Talent Effect 1: Rules are completely useless against you. When you break the rules of a horror scenario, the corruption of its world has no effect on you.] [Talent Effect 2: When a creature in a horror scenario feels negative e 72.2kReads9.6Score9.9kShelves

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It's a funny, outrageous novel. Characters who traveled across the earth

35 我 My Son Gave Me Floral Shorts: Now I’m Unrivaled 我儿送我花裤衩：从此盖世无双 Really Loves Cream Cakes非常喜欢吃奶油蛋糕Eastern Fantasy194k WordsCompleted Ning Hai transmigrated to another world. Years later, his adopted son returned from cultivating immortality abroad and gave him a pair of floral shorts. To Ning Hai’s surprise, those shorts were no ordinary garment. Once he put them on, he could pluck the sun and moon with one hand, trample gods and demons beneath his feet, decide life and death with a glance, and make all paths of the Great Dao mourn with a single word… 4Reads6.9Score—Shelves

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There are some good novels in the book, the kind that the more you read, the more you become addicted to them.

36 女 I’m a Three-Year-Old Empress, Yet Dad Keeps Tossing Me Out! 女帝三岁半，我又被爹爹丢出去啦 My Mom Told Me to Go on a Blind Date我妈喊我去相亲Ancient Romance2.0M WordsCompleted [Short drama now available] (Search for Ye Tuantuan) [Animated comic now available] (Search for Ye Tuantuan) Ye Tuantuan was sneaking snacks in the kitchen when her prince father caught her red-handed. As he grabbed her by the collar and lifted her up, she was still secretly biting down on a shrimp with all her might. Ninth Prince: “Is this really my kid? How can she be so dumb? Maybe I should just throw her away.” Ye Tuantuan’s eyes sparkled. “Wow, Daddy is so handsome.” Empress System: “I’ve n 20.7kReads9.5Score1.6kShelves

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Beautiful and funny

37 没 I Didn't Get into College, So Now I Have to Slay Demons 没考上大学的我只能去斩妖了 Big Zhong Who Loves Hot Pot吃火锅的大钟Urban1.2M WordsCompleted [High Martial Arts + No Female Lead + No System + Slow Burn + Passionate + Growth] After years of being tormented by illness, Qi Feng is about to lose his chance to attend college. Just as despair closes in, Longguo University opens up a new life for him. But he never imagined that a mysterious forbidden zone existed in a city crisscrossed with steel and concrete. As the real world is about to be revealed to everyone, as a secret guarded for many years is about to come to light, and as the entir 31.2kReads8.9Score2.8kShelves

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These all look and sound great