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  1. 1 The Girl Next Door Returned Home and Kissed Her Brother's Best Friend 白月光回国,和哥哥的兄弟亲嘴了 Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Sweet! Doting! Steamy! Flirty! Satisfying! Both are inexperienced! Strong possessive streak!] He Yutang is pure and obedient; Zhou Yanze is wild and uninhibited. They were like two parallel lines, destined never to meet. In a dimly lit bar, she pretended to stumble and felt his chest muscles. She flirted and ran, but his powerful hand, veins bulging, clamped around her slender waist. “Just one little touch was enough for you? Want to play something more exciting with me?” They fell passionately 34.3kReads9.2Score4kShelves
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  2. 2 Becoming the Internet Emperor and Living a Shameless Life 当网络皇帝,享缺德人生 Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [An electronic sycophant’s fan + a heroine who rules the internet like an emperor + a top-tier star who’s lightning-fast at picking up jokes] [Dating show + memes + face-slapping + super sweet] Ji Huanshu transmigrates into a tragic romance novel as its heroine. Her Actor boyfriend wants her to give up her heart and corneas for his gravely ill first love, yet refuses to make their relationship public. His fans assume she’s a desperate doormat, and she’s relentlessly attacked until she becomes th 47.7kReads8.9Score8.7kShelves
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  3. 3 New Ultraman: It Begins with Finding a Walking Stick Alien 新奥特:从捡到一个拐杖星人开始 Anime Fanfiction973k WordsCompleted As a monster corpse disposal worker, owning a jeep is perfectly normal. But when that jeep can talk, things get weird. As a kind person, helping an elderly person who lives alone is perfectly normal. But when the old person is leaning on a cane and wearing red glasses, that’s very weird! Moroboshi Dan: “Once you put on these glasses, you’ll no longer be an ordinary mortal. In this world…” Long Qisheng: “Huh? No, these are the Golden Cudgel!” 15.2kReads9.2Score1.4kShelves
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  4. 4 Teacher Chang Mao 长矛老师 Modern Romance677k WordsCompleted Originally titled “You Sell Swords, I Go Crazy: Together, We Set the Entertainment Industry Straight” [Rebellious CEO × Defiant Top-Tier Star] [Entertainment industry + absurd comedy + dating show + nonsense + memes + shameless antics] Jiang Qiyu transmigrated into a book. She became a brainless cannon-fodder character in a novel about a fake heiress in the entertainment industry. After taking a phone call, she realized the plot was already more than halfway through. Her family had abandoned he 160.7kReads9.7Score18kShelves
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  5. 5 The Claiming the Throne Series: Historical Romance Collection 《夺嫡》系列古言套装 Ancient Romance2.8M WordsCompleted [Sweet Historical Romance + Mutual Devotion + Palace Intrigue] Popular author Yueluo's trilogy of sweet romances: lighthearted and hilarious, with sweetness turned up to the max! "The Fight for the Throne": A feisty young lady who always gets even × the scheming, lovesick Ninth Prince. A laugh-out-loud, sugar-sweet battle for the throne! "Joy with You": A venomous, calculating king × a clever and decisive queen. A perfect match who will conquer the world together! "A Fine Day Bestowed upon You": 58kReads9.6Score7.6kShelves
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  6. 6 Surely You Laugh at My Passion 多情应笑我 Ancient Romance216k WordsCompleted Lin Fang has been disguised as a boy since childhood, and she can't help feeling helpless about it. Her household registration says she's male, so what can she do? But the secret she has sworn to protect is discovered by a young boy she accidentally rescues! Lin Fang thought she'd picked up a deadweight, but once the boy, Yun Weiming, regains his identity, she feels as if she's sitting on a mountain of gold. “Who would've thought! I've picked up all kinds of things before, but you're the most va 76.3kReads9.7Score9.7kShelves
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  7. 7 The Working Stiff's Cultivation Chronicles 牛马修仙录 Urban741k WordsOngoing A nationwide online game turns out to be a path to immortality! Paralyzed from the waist down, he is forced to embark on the path to becoming an immortal! By day, Shi Jin is a food delivery guy, ground down by the hardships of life! By night, Shi Jin is a Great Golden Immortal, and all the gods from every direction had better keep their distance! This book has a bit of everything: spoofing Investiture of the Gods and Journey to the West, and wreaking havoc in the Celestial Court and the Primordi 11.6kReads8.9Score1kShelves
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  8. 8 Playing the Victim from the Start, How Did I Make the Entire Internet Burst Out Laughing? 开局卖惨,怎么全网笑喷了 Urban1.4M WordsOngoing [Comedy + lighthearted + one heroine] When Chen Ci stands on the stage of Voice of Huaxia, covering his face as he “cries,” everyone in the audience thinks he'll play up his sob story for attention, just like the other contestants. But who could have guessed that the moment Chen Ci starts telling his sob story, the whole internet would burst out laughing! “A gambling-addicted dad, a sick mom, a little sister still in school, and a broken home!” Audience: “Dude, seriously? Who taught you to t 7.8kReads8.4Score363Shelves
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  9. 9 So Shameless It Smokes, Happy Every Day 缺德带冒烟,快乐每一天 Urban1.4M WordsCompleted The short drama adapted from this book, Dating Show Scene-Stealer: The Top-Tier Star Can't Handle It, is now streaming, premiering on Red Fruit!! [Absurd comedy] + [Dating Show] + [Ten years of driving experience] Chen Su joined a Dating Show, thinking the director had picked him for his good looks. He didn't realize it was because he was such a weirdo. From the moment he agreed to join, the whole show descended into chaos. # The guests wrote their names down to be assigned into pairs. The femal 23.2kReads8.7Score2kShelves
  10. 10 Serving Poisonous Chicken Soup on Livestream from the Start, I Almost Made the Audience Die Laughing 开局直播毒鸡汤,差点笑死观众 Urban2.3M WordsCompleted [Lighthearted + Comedy + Everyday Life + “Healing” + Wild Card + Reclusive Oddball] Wang Shifeng transmigrated to a world where depression was rampant under relentless pressure. Naturally kind-hearted, he decided to heal this miserable world with his own optimism and humor. To a fan who was frustrated with life, he offered this heartfelt advice: “Hang in there. Once you're done suffering in this life, you can start suffering in the next!” To fans afraid of being crushed by the rat race, he eager 15.2kReads8.9Score1.1kShelves
  11. 11 Crazy, All Crazy, A Little Madness Is Good 癫,都癫,癫点好啊 Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [Super-Sweet 1v1]+ [Silly Humor and Memes]+ [Showbiz]+ [Dating Variety Show]+ [Face-Slapping] [Unhinged Actress vs. CEO with a Mind of His Own] Betrayed by her scumbag boyfriend, she transmigrated into a book and was immediately stabbed and sent to the hospital by an extremist shipper. Xie Mi went berserk on the spot, spouting wild claims in the livestream. “Come on! Stab me! All of you, stab me! I'll blow up the Earth!” A passerby who had wandered into the livestream nearly fainted. Okay, okay. 386.3kReads9.8Score53.2kShelves
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  12. 12 The Tiny Boss Is Everyone's Favorite, and She Coddles Her Scumbag Dad Like He's Her Placenta 小小老子当团宠,把渣爹当胎盘哄 Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted The print edition of A Boat in a Single Thought is now available on all platforms. [Comedy + raising kids + everyone’s favorite + 1v1 romance + devoted couple + the adult heroine’s love interest is Lu Jinghuai] [A funny, sunny heroine who actually has eight hundred tricks up her sleeve x a saintly beauty who is really a sinister, venomous schemer] Ji Nian transmigrates into a novel where the heroine is adored by everyone, becoming the universally disliked biological daughter of the heroine’s pow 102.1kReads9.5Score12kShelves
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  13. 13 Shattered to Pieces, I Took Control of the Universe 被整稀碎后,我掌控宇宙 Urban206k WordsCompleted Every organ in your body can be replaced. All you need to keep is a mouth to eat with! Shi Jin, an esper, is persecuted by the city lord and forced to flee for his life! If only someone would grant me two mu of good farmland. How could I possibly take control of the universe and rule over all beings? If you don't laugh until you cry after reading this book, I'll say you're one tough kid! One update a day is normal; two a day means inspiration is overflowing; three a day can only mean Great-Grand 429Reads8.5Score107Shelves
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  14. 14 Urban Cultivation: The Righteous Gang Sweeps the World 都市修仙:正义黑帮横扫全球 Urban387k WordsCompleted Jiang Chendu fails his tribulation and is reborn as a high school student on Earth, only to discover, to his dismay, that his enemies are already waiting at the tribulation site. He immediately pulls out his phone and calls for backup. “Hello, is this the police? Someone here is engaging in violent feudal superstition!” From then on, countless righteous gangs with bizarre styles rise up in the city, sweeping across the globe and dominating the cultivation world. On his first day after ascending 2Reads—Score—Shelves
  15. 15 One Piece: The Overlord of the Old Era at Fifteen 海贼:十五岁的旧时代霸主 Anime Fanfiction1.6M WordsOngoing [Arrive at Laugh Tale from the start] [Shanks and Buggy, lifelong rivals] [Black Gun, Red Hair, Clown Emperor] [Observation Haki Killer + Advanced Haki Infusion + Seastone Bullets] [Devil Fruit Users, Don't Move] [Supreme Underwear]... Looking back over his life as a pirate, Os has already accomplished more than can be counted. But if you ask about the true turning point in his fate, it was a desperate shout from his childhood. "Kid, why do you have to join our ship?" Gol D. Roger, the Pirate Ki 104.5kReads9.1Score6.7kShelves
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  16. 16 Joy in the Tang Dynasty 喜唐 Historical3.6M WordsCompleted Bright and glorious is the Tang, favored by Heaven to rule the myriad lands. Our founding ancestors answered Heaven’s call, and the four imperial clans followed its ways. Heaven granted us boundless blessings, and our clans share a common virtue. Our descendants carry on the legacy, offering sacrifices to the gods and matching the Pole Star. What did it really mean for all nations to pay tribute? Was it about uncritically worshipping foreign languages, or going abroad and being treated as honore 133.8kReads9.4Score14.7kShelves
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  17. 17 Shocking! The Demon Lord Is Actually My Mom? Time to Slack Off! 震惊!魔尊竟是我老妈,开摆咯! Eastern Fantasy1.5M WordsCompleted After transmigrating into a fantasy world, Lu Nianli became the heir to the Prince of Zhenbei of the Dafeng Dynasty. Born with a useless body and unable to cultivate, he was forced to become the dynasty’s number one wastrel, and obtained a Slacking Off System. As long as he slacks off, he can earn rewards: the world’s foremost intelligence agency, the All-Knowing Hall; the peerless assassins, the Six Sword Servants; the legendary sword, Heaven’s Question; the Snow Dragon Cavalry, renowned across 34.1kReads9.0Score3.3kShelves
  18. 18 The Forbidden Zone of the Human Race: Gods and Demons Must Not Enter 人族禁区,神魔止步 Urban2.4M WordsCompleted When worlds descend and the world itself is threatened, no one can stay out of it! Biological anomalies! Climate anomalies! Geological anomalies! Anomalies in the laws of nature! All anomalies must be eliminated! Become the world’s [white blood cells] and devour them! The West: “I will protect our world!” The East: “We will protect our shared home!” Zhang: “I will protect my wife!” Everyone: “???” [Comedic and lighthearted] [Includes hand-drawn monster illustrations] 38.2kReads9.2Score3.6kShelves
  19. 19 You're a Sword Immortal, and You're Not Just Strong, You're Ridiculously Handsome! 你这剑仙,强的同时又过分帅气! Urban2.0M WordsCompleted [Class Change for Everyone + Passionate Battles + Ridiculous Comedy + Multiple Classes + Leveling Up + Defend Our Homeland + An Absurdly Handsome Protagonist] After transmigrating to a world where everyone changes class, Lu Sheng discovers that his quest panel often glitches, assigning him all sorts of bizarre missions. By completing them, he keeps earning Charm rewards and becomes the handsomest guy in school. At the pep rally held a hundred days before the college entrance exams, Qiu He, the s 62.6kReads9.1Score5.8kShelves
  20. 20 The System Forces Me to Kiss the Demon Lord Within Ten Seconds 系统逼我十秒内强吻魔尊 Ancient Romance11k WordsCompleted The System Forces Me to Kiss the Demon Venerable Within Ten Seconds 2Reads—Score—Shelves
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  21. 21 I Became a CEO's Housekeeper and Earned a Million a Month by Eavesdropping on Gossip 穿成霸总保姆后我靠吃瓜月入百万 Modern Romance171k WordsCompleted “Boss, please don’t fire me! I have no one to support me and no children to care for. I’m counting on this job, with its 100,000-yuan monthly salary, to save for retirement!” Summoned late at night by a violent CEO, Qi Yuan thinks she’s about to lose her job, so she promptly clings to his leg and wails. In her previous life, she died from overwork after endless 996 shifts. Reborn as a cannon-fodder housekeeper, all she wants is a quiet life and a steady income. Faced with the melodramatic misund —Reads—Score—Shelves
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  22. 22 Ordinary Woman Cultivates Immortality: When Aptitude Falls Short, Talent Makes Up for It 凡女修仙,资质不够天赋凑 Ancient Romance1.2M WordsCompleted Lin Mujin, an ordinary mortal girl, became a little beggar after losing both her parents. By a twist of fate, she embarked on the path of cultivation. So what if her spiritual roots are mediocre? She has an extraordinary talent for drawing talismans and setting up formations! She can draw talismans and sell them for spirit stones, refine formation plates and sell them for spirit stones. With spirit stones, how could she not quickly improve her cultivation? As for the fact that no one on the Qing 6kReads8.8Score666Shelves
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  23. 23 Lavish Indulgence 奢宠 Modern Romance1.4M WordsCompleted [Strong Male and Female Leads + Well-Matched + Reborn Romance] Reborn overnight, she became the only daughter of one of the capital’s most powerful families! Her father held a high-ranking position, her mother controlled a financial empire, and her grandfather was a living legend of the capital. As the apple of everyone’s eye, Leng Yunqi looked calmly at the ex-boyfriend who had betrayed her in her previous life. Hah! Even if you’re a “god” in the business world, I’ll still crush you underfoot u 12.8kReads9.3Score1.3kShelves
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  24. 24 After the Empress Divorced Me, I Got a Hundred-Millionfold Cultivation Boost 被女帝离婚后,我分走百万倍修为 Eastern Fantasy1.9M WordsCompleted After proving his Dao through killing and becoming invincible, Lu Qing’an grew tired of endless slaughter and wanted a steady life. He left the Demon Realm, concealed his identity as the Demon Emperor, and became Dao companions with the woman he loved. A thousand years passed. They had two daughters and a son, and lived happily together. Even though he had a divorce System that promised to boost his cultivation a millionfold if he divorced his wife, he paid it no mind. As he put it, he was alrea 26.3kReads8.6Score1.9kShelves
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  25. 25 Lying Flat at the Brothel, Listening to Music, and Now the System Is Panicking 躺平勾栏听曲,系统急了 Eastern Fantasy2.0M WordsCompleted [Lighthearted + funny + invincible master lineage + bandit System + powerful backer + whole sect full of sneaky schemers + everyone’s favorite + throwing his weight around + cultivation, but not too serious, all about mining] After spending five years listening to music in the pleasure quarters, the System can't take it anymore. [System: Buddy, do you want to be invincible in this world? Just complete the beginner's quest...] Xu Anshan: Do you think I need that? I am the Peak Master of Wushi Pea 54.9kReads9.4Score5.3kShelves
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  26. 26 I'm Here to Turn Up the Heat in the Cultivation World 我来给修仙界上点强度 Eastern Fantasy2.3M WordsOngoing [Comedy][Sneaky Schemer][Lighthearted][Absurd][Gets Better the Further You Read] [This book focuses on comedy and fun. The pace is somewhat slow, so please do not read it if that bothers you.] Year 17,863 of the Cultivation Calendar When Emperor Qin Yu became an immortal and ascended, powerful figures from every realm came to see him off. Firecrackers exploded, and everyone had tears in their eyes as they murmured their farewells. Sect Elder: “He's leaving. This scourge is finally leaving. We ca 159.6kReads9.1Score13.1kShelves
  27. 27 Three Years Mad, Then Three Years More: I Am the Invincible Mad Sword Immortal 疯癫三年又三年,我是无敌疯剑仙 Eastern Fantasy2.4M WordsOngoing There was once a mad scholar who carried a broken wooden sword everywhere and told everyone he met that he was invincible beneath heaven. The mad scholar’s name was Chen Xun. He wandered the world, falling into madness for three years at a time before regaining his senses, over and over again, in an endless cycle. No one knew where he came from or where he was going. What did he carry upon his shoulders... An ancient curse? A self-imposed path of cultivation? Or perhaps the shackles of a fate he 102.5kReads8.9Score7.8kShelves
  28. 28 The Eldest Senior Brother Is Unrivaled, One-Swording Everyone He Meets 大师兄太无敌,见谁都一剑秒 Eastern Fantasy2.6M WordsCompleted (Invincible + lighthearted comedy + keeping a low profile + transmigration + no System) Everyone else’s senior brother is virtuous and talented, well-mannered, peerlessly elegant, an unrivaled genius, and admired by all, like a dazzling star! But our senior brother is lazy, greedy, and a complete rascal. He has the Chaos Great Dao Sacred Body, yet all he thinks about is making money! Cultivation? Even a dog wouldn’t bother. I’m already invincible, so there’s nothing wrong with making a little mo 18kReads7.7Score1.5kShelves
  29. 29 The Reborn Legitimate Daughter Returns 重生嫡女归来 Ancient Romance2.0M WordsCompleted Banxia, the legitimate daughter of the Marquis of Medicine, was murdered by her sister and the Crown Prince she loved. When she awakens, she has been reborn a few days before returning to the capital. With the memories of her past life, she tears away her sister’s beautiful facade and exposes her stepmother’s false piety. The capital says she’s a country bumpkin, but she’s more fashionable than anyone. They call her a village girl, but she’s more graceful than them all. They say she’s illiterate 11.1kReads9.0Score1.9kShelves
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  30. 30 There's Always Someone More Cautious 没有最苟的只有更苟的 Eastern Fantasy2.4M WordsCompleted What is an immortal? What is a demon? What is righteous? What is evil? It all comes down to what the victors say! With absolute power, no matter how cunning your schemes, how brilliant your plans, how overwhelming your fortune, whether you are Heaven’s favored child or blessed with one opportunity after another, you can still only be crushed… Qin Fusu of the Great Qin Dynasty had been its crown prince since childhood. As the saying goes, a man of great wealth should not sit beneath a dangerous r 5.6kReads9.0Score400Shelves
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