I'm Out of Books. Does Anyone Have Modern High Martial Arts Stories With a Xuanhuan Flavor and a Witty, Humorous Style? 书荒了，有没有人现代高武+玄幻色彩+诙谐幽默的书

1. 1 直 Livestreaming to Stay Alive: The Metaphysics Master Is Spitting Blood Again and Again 直播续命：玄学大佬又又又吐血啦 Fat Otaku Who Loves Potatoes爱吃土豆的肥宅Two Male Leads1.3M WordsCompleted Original title: Livestreaming to Stay Alive: The Metaphysics Expert Spits Blood Again and Again [Two male leads, both devoted only to each other + paranormal + metaphysics + livestreaming + ghost hunting + short stories + transmigration] A hot-tempered, mischievous bottom × an intermittently unhinged top After being reborn, Chi Tingyuan became the adopted son of the Chi family in Ercheng. The original host had framed the family's biological son, so his adoptive parents despised him and “kicked” 26.4kReads9.2Score5.3kShelves

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   A modern fantasy story with incredibly powerful protagonists possessing exceptional combat skills. While earnestly pursuing their careers, the story also incorporates a touch of humor. The writing is excellent, and the plot is captivating. Highly recommended! (◦˙▽˙◦)

2. 2 我 I'm Almost a Max-Level Evil God, and You Want Me to Switch to Summoning? 我快邪神满级，你劝我转职召唤？ The Sky Isn't Dark Around the Corner转角天不黑Urban2.3M WordsOngoing The animated series is now streaming: Buried Gods! If you can't get enough of the novel, please go show it your support!!! (Story-focused, somewhat dark, with a touch of warmth, no female lead, not invincible, not a System power fantasy, a modest ensemble cast; read with caution if any of that bothers you) On the wasteland, the gods greedily carve up their territories. To survive the beast tide, people can only offer up their humble faith, hoping to earn the gods' mercy and attain the supernatur 37.3kReads8.8Score5.4kShelves

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   The most outstanding martial arts master in the city!

3. 3 别 Don't Call Me a Demon 别叫我恶魔 Yi Qingfeng弈青锋Urban5.7M WordsCompleted [Qing Feng's new novel, This Player Has Something Wrong with His Head, is now serializing and has plenty of chapters ready to binge] The sacred heavenly gates stand across the sky, while the demonic abyss of time and space lays waste to the human world. When twelve spirit springs burst from the earth, when the moon no longer belongs to humanity... Where will we go from here? A world of gods? A world of demons? No. This is a world that belongs to humanity! I will take up the crown no one else wou 174.6kReads9.4Score15.5kShelves
4. 4 全 Everyone Stakes Their Life: I Become the Grim Reaper and Save the Goddesses of the World 全民氪命：化身死神救济天下女神 Classmate Cola可乐同学Urban822k WordsOngoing [Transmigration into another body + multiple heroines + hidden secrets + everyday life + cheat ability + ruthless decisiveness + absurdly high stats + two-form transformation + Titled Douluo certified] Take it slow at first, then become invincible in the middle and late stages! Good news: I transmigrated. Bad news: I transmigrated into a tabby cat! In this world, people awaken their Life Wheel Spirit Mark at eighteen, and lifespan is quantified as a stat. To get stronger, you have to spend —Reads—Score74.3kShelves
5. 5 谁 Who Could Be Crazier Than Me? I Married a Monster from the Start 谁能有我颠？开局就认诡异当老公 Cotton Candy Loves to Act Cute棉花糖爱撒娇Mystery669k WordsCompleted [Rules-based horror + unhinged beauty × all-male cast of evil ghosts (all male characters are virgins)] [The crazier she gets, the more they love her] The world is rocked by a catastrophe as rules-based horror descends! Each country randomly selects one chosen player to challenge a deadly instance. Anyone who fails dies, and their country is devoured by the supernatural. When Longguo draws Bai Cha, the “crazy beauty” from a mental hospital, the whole nation falls apart: “Why is it a mental pati 1.5kReads7.9Score217Shelves

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   😄😄😄😁😄

6. 6 被 After the Emperor's Wife Took Me Out in One Hit, My Life Changed 被大帝老婆秒了后，人生发生变化 Floating Life Of Yaoguang摇光浮生Urban1.5M WordsOngoing In public, he is the Yu family’s good-for-nothing playboy, with no dragon power and a taste for wine and women, scorned by his entire clan. In private, he is the pact-bearer of a ninth-level Entropyflame Dragon God, concealing his strength and biding his time until the day he shakes the world. At the Jade Dragon Tournament, he makes a stunning debut, defeats one dragon-family prodigy after another, and claims the title of Young Emperor, astounding everyone. At his coronation, he provokes the Emp 762Reads8.6Score—Shelves

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   With delicate emotions, a tight plot, strong sense of immersion, and high-octane action, this is a female-centric, empowering novel.

7. 7 禁 A Short-Lived Forbidden Spell Caster? I Have an Undying Body 禁咒师短命？我拥有不死之身 Eat the Little Almond吃掉小杏仁Urban3.9M WordsOngoing Ye Lin transmigrates to a world overrun by demons and monsters, where he gains an immortal body. Because changing jobs in this world costs a fortune, he exploits a bug and sells his own organs to scrape together enough money to take part in the job-change ceremony. On the day of the ceremony, he becomes an SSS-rank Forbidden Spellcaster, but everyone around him mocks him. That's because SSS-rank Forbidden Spellcasters have to sacrifice their lifespan or their flesh to cast spells, so they're usu 197kReads8.8Score7.4kShelves
8. 8 星 Starry Sky Good-for-Nothing: My Fleet Comes from the Scrapyard 星穹废柴：我的舰队来自回收站 Emperor Yun Loves Jilili喜欢吉里里的帝蕴Sci-Fi & Apocalypse3.6M WordsOngoing Reno was widely regarded as a good-for-nothing at the Starship Academy. But on the eve of graduation, he unexpectedly bonded with a bizarre System that specialized in collecting “space junk.” While others started with invincible fleets, his first flagship was a crumbling wreck he “found” in a ship graveyard: the Veteran. With a System that made him stronger just by scavenging, Reno formed the Junk King Mercenary Corps alongside Xing Li, the mysterious girl he found; Kai “Mouse,” a chatty hacker; 169Reads6.4Score101Shelves

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   One is a space-themed novel, and the other is a fantasy novel about a prince and his food. Both are long novels.

9. 9 开 A Bowl of Buddha Jumps Over the Wall From the Start 开局一碗佛跳墙 Emperor Yun Loves Jilili喜欢吉里里的帝蕴Historical758k WordsOngoing The Tianyan Dynasty lies in a “transition zone between the mortal and cultivation realms.” Spiritual energy is of moderate density, and cultivators rely heavily on pills and techniques. They regard “taste” as a “mundane desire,” while top-tier ingredients such as thousand-year spirit bamboo shoots and dragon carp tendons are often wasted as materials for crafting artifacts or refining pills. The cultivation system progresses through “Qi Refining, Foundation Establishment, Golden Core, Nascent So 3Reads—Score—Shelves
10. 10 高 High Martial: Slay Demons for Points, Crush All Before Me, and Become the Supreme One for Eternity 高武：杀妖爆点，横推万古成至尊 Street-Stall Swordsmith摆摊宝剑师Urban1.5M WordsCompleted [High-martial world, System, passionate action, swordsmanship, no saintly hero] Su Bai transmigrated into a high-martial world. Because his awakened talent was so poor, he lost his eligibility for the national college entrance exam. In a fit of anger, he went to the border to kill monsters. Who could have guessed that as soon as he arrived, he would awaken the Monster-Slaying Point System? All he had to do was kill monsters to earn points. [Congratulations, Host. Points successfully allocated 11.1kReads7.8Score1kShelves
11. 11 极EN Ultimate Martial Path: From Butcher to Hundred-Armed Sky Demon 极致武道：从屠夫到百臂天魔 Fishing Palace渔宫Eastern Fantasy1.7M WordsCompleted [Decisive and Ruthless + Musclebound Powerhouse + Nonhuman Form] At the end of the dynasty, the people are destitute. Chen Duan transmigrates into the body of a butcher, but gains the one lifeline in this chaotic world: a status panel! Hard work always pays off, and every breakthrough increases his potential. At first, his constitution is fixed and progress is difficult. Later, he advances a realm every day, astonishing the world. He pursues the ultimate form of martial arts, the absolute p 21.3kReads8.1Score1.6kShelves
12. 12 斩 Immortal-Slaying Platform 斩仙台 The Little Cockroach Is Seven小蟑螂七岁了Eastern Fantasy1.5M WordsCompleted After transmigrating into the Primordial World, he became a rogue immortal. But from the start, he was on the Execution Platform, about to be executed by the Heavenly Court and the Western Church working together. Even the gods couldn’t save him. With death at hand, he awakened the Life Editor System. This System couldn’t be upgraded or provide magical treasures. Its only function was to let him freely make up his own past and turn it into “reality”! [Edit: I studied at Lingtai Mountain, and I’m 20kReads7.6Score10.1kShelves
13. 13 进 After Moving to the City to Farm, Every Powerful Tycoon Wants Me as Their Master 进城种地后豪门权贵都想拜我为师 Cat Who Loves Houttuynia折耳根的猫Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [Farming + Food + Everyone’s Favorite] Jiang Mengyun is a young woman who absolutely loves farming. From the countryside to the city, from luxurious mansions to mysterious research bases, there’s no patch of land she can’t turn into a field! Mansion owner: My multimillion-dollar mansion! It’s covered in loofah vines! School administrator: My rooftop garden! It’s full of giant radishes! Senior from her sect: My medicinal herb garden! I have to search through cabbages to find the herbs! Lu Jingyua 15.2kReads9.2Score1.4kShelves

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    The female protagonist is highly intelligent and passionate about farming and breeding. She leads her family in planting, which later spreads throughout the entire neighborhood. After starting school, she leads her entire class in planting, eventually becoming a leading figure in planting and breeding, a master in her field, and suppressing foreign breeding forces.

14. 14 全 Everyone Draws Cards to Change Classes, but One Draw Gives Me Max Stats! 全民抽卡转职，我一抽满命！ Wu Xiaowu勿小悟Urban5.2M WordsOngoing In this world, gacha rules! When people turn eighteen, they each get one chance to draw a card and change careers. Some poor students draw combat classes and rise to the top overnight. Some top students draw civilian classes and lose any chance of adventure and battle. In this gacha era, drawing a combat class is called pulling a gold. The world rewards you with another draw, and duplicate classes are converted into constellation levels. However, there is no pity system. On the day of his draw, 147.8kReads9.0Score12kShelves

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    The man was imposing, his features sculpted like works of art, sharp and piercing, exuding a kingly aura and domineering presence with every gesture.

15. 15 开 They Took Me for a Simp from the Start, So I Confessed to the Reborn Empress 开局被当舔狗，反手表白重生女帝 Inscription Beneath the Moon月下铭Urban2.4M WordsCompleted [Spiritual qi revival + campus belle + High Martial + empress + growth-oriented + multiple heroines] After transmigrating into a world undergoing a spiritual qi revival, Shen Xingyu finds humanity in dire straits as alien races invade. Everyone can awaken a talent and become a spirit martial artist. From the start, he is bound to the strongest support System. As long as he completes the bizarre tasks it assigns, he can earn all kinds of rewards. His beginner task is to randomly confess to a pass 76.8kReads8.0Score11kShelves
16. 16 桃 Blessed by the Peach Blossom Sword Immortal: From the Start, I Kissed the Aloof Campus Belle by Force 桃花剑仙赐福：开局强吻高冷校花 Ling'er Jingle Bells伶儿响叮当Urban1.5M WordsOngoing [Invasion of the Myriad Races] + [High-Octane Action] + [One Heroine] Gu Qingchen transmigrates to a high-martial world. On the day of the blessing ceremony, he awakens the Divine Spirit Hall. Complete its trials, and he can receive a divine blessing. Just as the icy school beauty Luo Yuli receives an SS-rank blessing, stunning the entire crowd: [Trial issued: Kiss the school beauty Luo Yuli in front of everyone within three minutes] [Failure to complete the first trial will be treated as volunt 79.5kReads9.1Score9.7kShelves
17. 17 我EN Learning to Slay Gods in the Psychiatric Hospital 我在精神病院学斩神 Three Nine Sound Domain三九音域Urban4.3M WordsCompleted A must-read hit on Tomato Novel | Original novel of the hit anime Slay the Gods | IP influence on the China Online Literature Influence List | 2023 China Good Novel Have you ever wondered whether monsters from ancient myths lurk beneath the neon-lit city? Have you ever wondered whether gods stand watch over humanity atop the moon hanging high above us? Have you ever wondered whether extraordinary people walk among us in our bustling modern cities, acting in the gods’ stead? In the society ruled 992.2kReads9.9Score158.5kShelves

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    This is a must-see! It's for both men and women!! "Within the Great Xia territory, gods are forbidden to roam." "If the darkest night ever comes, I will stand before millions, sword in hand, facing the abyss, blood staining the sky." Young Lin Qiye is confined to a mental hospital, only to discover he is actually the Lord of the Gods! Here— 🌙 Extracting divine abilities ⚔️ A mortal body standing shoulder to shoulder with gods, sword in hand, fighting against the abyss 🏙️ The dark side of the city intertwines with mythology, the Night Watchmen battle the gods.

18. 18 匹 A Common Man Takes the Stage 匹夫驾到 Qian Xiao千笑Urban2.4M WordsCompleted (Signed for print publication) (One heroine, no System, not a power fantasy, Chinese-style supernatural abilities) Among the infinite parallel worlds, there is a special world called Nanke, and a special group of people known as Calamity Exorcists. They soar through the skies and burrow underground, know the past and present, and travel between parallel worlds in different eras to carry out missions. A young man who calls himself a commoner is chosen by fate to enter Nanke’s mysterious academy, 76.1kReads9.4Score7.7kShelves

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    The first one is an amazing gem! The writing is excellent, the premise is fresh, and the characters are incredibly well-developed – a truly ensemble piece where everyone can be their own protagonist, it's fantastic! The second one is about an ordinary male protagonist who gets trained by a powerful figure and becomes the ultimate powerhouse. The third one has a bit of a mythical beast vibe; the opening really makes you want to ask, "Little brother, when did you awaken your powers?" All three are complete, and if you're interested, you should definitely check them out 😊

19. 19 灵 Spiritual Qi Revival: From the Start, I Move Into a Divine-Level Retirement Home 灵气复苏：开局入住神级养老院 Mu Xiqiao木兮乔Urban2.1M WordsCompleted [Spiritual qi revival + comedy + play the pig to eat the tiger + one female lead] An accident leaves Lin Xiao reborn in a world undergoing spiritual qi revival. He thought he would begin an invincible life, but it turns out he awakened the most useless superpower of all. To make matters worse, he was reborn as a simp. Because of his ability, his girlfriend broke up with him on the spot. Forget it, let the world end! If he can’t be the protagonist, being a couch potato isn’t so bad. Lin Xiao deci 19.1kReads8.7Score2.1kShelves
20. 20 不 Not to Be Trusted 不可信奉 After Dusk昏黄之后Mystery1.9M WordsCompleted This world is full of the bizarre. Every household worships a god, and the more devout you are, the more power you gain. Everyone longs to become a god. New to this world, Jiang Yuan refuses to worship. His blood-red cleaver tears through the beautiful veil covering the world. Beneath that veil, the real world is mad, violent, and evil. Surrounded by monsters, he realizes that he is the one who doesn't belong. He has to survive. 22.2kReads8.9Score2.1kShelves
21. 21 一 One Blind Shot, and I Wipe Out a Mercenary Squad! 一枪没瞄，杀穿雇佣兵团！ I Hate It When I Start Typing一码字就烦Male-Channel Fanfiction772k WordsCompleted After transmigrating, he takes down a group of mercenaries! Liu Yi goes on a gun-toting rampage! Every shot is a headshot, leaving the Red Cell Squad dumbfounded. Fan Tianlei refuses to accept it? Liu Yi knocks him out with one punch! He joins the Wolf Fang unit and takes down the chief of staff with his bare hands! He single-handedly crushes the entire Red Cell Squad, forcing Fan Tianlei to back down. During a military exercise, ten men chase down and cut through a thousand! He Chen Guang gets 727Reads6.3Score108Shelves

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    A very good book

22. 22 杀 Has the World's Greatest Assassin Retired Today? 杀手界天花板今天退休了吗？ Deep Space Bubbles深空泡泡Urban1.3M WordsCompleted [No Female Lead] [Pocket Dimension] An absurdly powerful killer has appeared in the assassin world. He slaughters without mercy, goes by the codename Wage Slave, and is also known as the Sniper God. His assassination success rate is off the charts, he never fails a mission, and his identity is a mystery. Absurdly, some say he’s a robot, while others guess he’s a ghost. But in reality... Li Ming: “I’m just a rookie!” As a rookie assassin, Li Ming believes that an assassin should have the discipli 5.3kReads7.4Score431Shelves
23. 23 主 Streamer Handles an AK One-Handed, Stunss the Whole Internet 主播单手压ak，震惊了全网 Fruit Cat水果猫Urban1.0M WordsCompleted My name is Xiao Mu. By the time you're reading this, I've already transmigrated. I opened my eyes in the middle of a battle. Enemy rockets whizzed past my ear, but luckily, I dodged in time! The captain was yelling at the top of his lungs for me to charge forward. Did he think I was going to fall for that? Just as I was about to smear some blood on my face and lie down pretending to be dead, the System chimed in. [Congratulations, Host. You've obtained the “Livestream” System. Start streamin 4.6kReads7.9Score304Shelves
24. 24 大EN The Gravekeeper of Great Xia 大夏守墓人 Rain Falls, Bamboo Turns Cold雨落竹冷Urban1.6M WordsCompleted Ten years ago, after three consecutive days of blood moons, ghosts, gods, strange-eyed beings, and eerie tales began arriving one after another… As the mysterious and the occult descended upon the human world. As terror and despair roamed the land. As human beings, should we kneel and bow our heads, break down in tears, or…draw our blades? This is a brand-new era. And this era belongs to the supernaturals! After stepping through the door to the supernatural, Su Bai saw a whole new world. And i 36.8kReads9.0Score4.7kShelves

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    Both of these books are very good 😳

25. 25 逆 The Reverse Maze 逆位迷宫 Peng Pai彭湃Urban1.7M WordsOngoing On the day of his eighteenth birthday, Bai Ze's life begins a countdown. Survive or perish: that is the choice. // Three lives, six paths, a mist-shrouded maze. Nothing is harder than choosing one's fate. 92.1kReads9.5Score7.2kShelves
26. 26 触 Touch the Boundary 触境 Writer Who Raises Turtles养龟的写书人Urban439k WordsOngoing To save his seriously ill younger sister, Chen Mo is forced to strike a deal with the mysterious “Rustbone Scales”: He mortgages his memories and emotions in exchange for the power to twist the rules. The price is that he is gradually becoming a monster, losing his sense of pain, his fear, and even his capacity for warmth. The “Cleaners” are already crushing everything in their path outside, while the corruption of the “Elderly Glutton” seeps through the cracks in the walls. Caught between two —Reads—Score—Shelves
27. 27 我 I'm a Frail, True Heiress, So What's Wrong With Knowing a Little Mysticism? 我病弱真千金，会亿点玄学怎么了 Luo Shengsheng洛笙笙Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Metaphysics + fortune-telling + satisfying revenge + absurd comedy + no romance] Chi Le had lived for sixteen years before finding out his younger sister had been switched at birth! His parents said, “Your sister is frail and sickly, and can't take care of herself. You have to look after her.” One sleepless night, Chi Le went outside for a walk and saw his frail, sickly sister jump straight down from the third floor without a scratch. Chi Le: ? Then his supposedly helpless sister punched a thou 211.2kReads9.5Score37.1kShelves

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    These few are okay.

28. 28 糟EN Oh No! The Little Zombie Accidentally Became a Big Shot 糟糕！小丧尸一不小心就成了大佬 Sui An Ya岁安呀Sci-Fi & Apocalypse1.1M WordsCompleted [Apocalypse x food hoarding x devoted couple x sweet romance x little zombie heroine x super badass, high-output hero] Torrential rain, typhoons, tsunamis, thunderstorms, the disappearance of Earth's magnetic field, zombies, monsters, supernatural abilities, and more... Congratulations, you've entered the main storyline of the apocalypse. The whole world is about to be reshuffled. From here on, survival depends on your life, your luck, and yourself. - While everyone else is still screaming in a 76kReads9.5Score10.4kShelves
29. 29 准 I Was About to Quit Showbiz, Then I Made a Comeback 准备退圈儿的我翻红了 Ginger, Scallion, Garlic姜葱蒜Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Two Heroines + Lighthearted Comedy + Daily Life + Showbiz] She died in an accident just before her debut, then woke up transmigrated into the body of a top actress! Burdened with scandals and disliked by the public, her career was beyond saving. She thought the original owner was rich, so she might as well enjoy a life of luxury. But there were only four digits left in the bank account… After taking a beating from society in her previous life, she hadn’t found any better luck in this one. She 11.3kReads9.0Score1.4kShelves
30. 30 直 Livestream Fortune-Telling: President Shi, Your Wife Is Urging You to Get a Divorce 直播算命：时总，夫人催您去离婚 Nine-Nine One Grain of Millet九九一粒粟Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Metaphysics + livestream fortune-telling + wealthy CEO + devoted couple] Love story: A powerful mystic's soul drifted into another world. To stay alive, she had to bind her marriage fate to a man with purple qi. So the first time they met was at the civil affairs bureau. He said, “Marrying you was my grandmother's decision. We have no feelings for each other, so there won't be a wedding, and we won't live together after we marry.” She said, “No problem.” He said, “As agreed, we'll divorce in a 22.6kReads9.1Score3.8kShelves

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    Sweet romance + ghost hunting, raising ghost servants, a master of metaphysics—can you believe there are cultivators in this era? In this age of scarce spiritual energy, and with the prohibition of spirits after the founding of the People's Republic, cultivating immortality is already difficult enough. How can one become a master?

31. 31 穿 After I Transmigrated into a Book, I Became the Ghost That Haunts the Mystic Arts World 穿书后我竟成了玄门鬼见愁 Rain Falls, Light Sleep雨落浅眠Mystery923k WordsCompleted An audiobook version of this book is available. The male lead appears relatively late, and the romance is a case of marriage first, love later. This story is entirely fictional. Feng Jiuqing, a Celestial Master, draws the wrong formation while hunting ghosts and accidentally transmigrates into a melodramatic novel she once read. She becomes the vicious female character number N. In her previous life, she never managed to accumulate merit, and her master said she was too detached from the world t 13kReads9.0Score1.7kShelves
32. 32 玄 The Metaphysics Master Returns to the Capital, and One Prediction Leaves Every Official Shaking 玄学大佬回京，掐指一算百官肝颤 Rice-Eating Plate干饭的盘子Ancient Romance1.8M WordsCompleted [Mystical arts + fortune-telling + ghost hunting + triumphant female lead + lighthearted, no angst] Xiao Anle crawls out of a mass grave with only a month left to live. To extend her life, she needs to earn merit points, and that's right up her alley. She has no memories of the body she's taken over, but it turns out she's the daughter of an official. When a scheming white lotus falls ill and claims Anle caused it, Anle gives her mother the ability to see the supernatural. “Mother, look. Those t 10.4kReads8.0Score1.2kShelves
33. 33 七 The Ghost Wedding on the Fifteenth Day of the Seventh Month 七月半，鬼娶亲 I Just Want to Live Forever我就是要长生Mystery1.1M WordsCompleted [Strong Female Lead + Mysticism + Devoted Husband + Ensemble Cast + Revenge] A short drama of the same name, July Half: The Ghost's Wedding, is now available. Its companion story, Marrying a Ghost Husband, Subduing a Hundred Demons, is currently being serialized. My mother said that the year I was born, strange signs appeared in the village: thunder and torrential rain, while all the ghosts wailed. Grandpa invited Seventh Granny, who delivered me herself. Only then was I born. Seventh Granny rea 13.4kReads9.2Score1.5kShelves
34. 34 直 Livestream Fortune-Telling: Is It Normal to Let You See Ghosts from the Start? 直播算命：开局让你见鬼很正常吧 Yuan Lege Yuan元了个圆Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Fortune-telling livestream + No CP + Strong heroine + Judgment] Jiang Tang, a mighty expert from the mystic arts sect, transmigrates to the modern world and becomes an online sensation through her fortune-telling livestreams! She doesn’t tell fortunes. She reveals truths that send chills down your spine. “Master, is the person sitting across from me on the subway a corpse?” Jiang Tang: “They escaped from a funeral home. Their makeup is pretty good.” A drug lord calls in asking for help findin 17.6kReads9.4Score2.3kShelves

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