The Protagonist Is a Jerk, and the Story Is Hilarious

1 报 Report to Master, Junior Sister, She, She, She Is an Evil Cultivator Burning Books, Burying MyselfAncient Romance1.4M WordsCompleted 13.4kReads9.0Score1.9kShelves

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These books are quite wicked, you can read them

4 独 I Stayed Alone in the Ruined Temple for Six Years, Not Knowing That I Was Cultivating Immortality Wandering GarfieldEastern Fantasy3.8M WordsOngoing 177.9kReads8.7Score17kShelves

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Good looking hahahaha

5 我 I Live Stream to Make Money, and My Whole Life Is a Sensation on the Entire Internet! Braised Shredded RadishUrban1.2M WordsCompleted 4.9kReads7.3Score284Shelves

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Good-looking and good-looking

6 续 My Survival Depends Entirely on My Apprenticeship. the Stronger My Apprentice Is, the Younger I Am. TianjingyajuUrban243k WordsCompleted —Reads—Score—Shelves

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It's a good book, you can read it

7 全 Can’t This Entire Sect Scrounge Up a Single Decent Person? The Little Fish Swimming UnderwaterEastern Fantasy4.1M WordsCompleted 175.4kReads9.2Score19.5kShelves

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(Hot tweet, so evil that the Taoist heart will explode!) 🔥[Everyone in the sect, can't they find a good person? The Demon Lord begged me on his knees to be the leader: Please lead us to become individuals! 🔥 Damn it! The brothers dug up a sacred book that described "all evil people" as a moral depression! "No one in the whole sect can be a good person"! This sect is so outrageous that even the king of hell would hand him cigarettes when he saw it! Other people's immortal sects are upright, but here even the watchdog is carrying three murders! [Watch the show] 💥The protagonist Lin Ye travels through time and becomes a handyman of the Demon Sect, and discovers that the whole sect is full of evil - the great elder specializes in stealing the coffin of the ancestor (resulting in fraud to collect debts), the saint practices the ruthless way but at the same time ruins nine immortal saints (made into the top 100 people in the world of cultivation), and even the porridge cooked by the aunt in the cafeteria is seasoned with Duanhunsan (self-proclaimed as a health package)! Until one day when the allied forces from the fairy world came to the mountain gate, all the demon cultivators suddenly pushed the protagonist to the front line: "Quick! You are the only one who has never killed anyone!" Lin Ye collapsed: "I just didn't have time!" [Shock] 🌪️ What's even more divisive is the whitewashing operation: organizing demon cultivators to write letters of apology to the Righteous Sect (with extortion bills), setting up a "Evildoer Reform Training Course" (with a new fake identity card for graduation), and even letting the blood demon ancestor work as a security guard in a kindergarten (he was laid off after being complained for scaring children into tears)! The Supreme Beings of Righteous Path were collectively confused: "Their sudden good deeds are more terrifying than their evil deeds!" [Laughing and crying] ⚠️Warning: Reading this book may lead to moral confusion! Beggars on the roadside look like hidden demons! Click now to receive the "Evil Person Qualification Certificate" and witness how the most chaotic sect in history turned an immoral cause into a charity industry! [Flash of inspiration] #novelstweet #The whole sect can't find a good person #reverse positive energy # Mudslide #The Alliance of the Immoral

8 开 From the Start, Selling Muscle-Building Tonics at a Street Stall Yi QingfengUrban8.9M WordsCompleted 357.2kReads9.7Score43.1kShelves

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(Hot tweets, full of adrenaline!) 🔥[The stall sells vigorously at the beginning, one can and overturns the truck with bare hands? Is this thing legal? ! 🔥 Damn it! The brothers discovered a magical book that opened the door to outrageous things! "The stalls are selling vigorously at the beginning"! The title of this book sounds like a slut! [Shocked] 💥The protagonist Jiang Nan was bound by the system at the beginning. Others were invincible at the beginning. He set up a street stall under the bridge hole at the beginning! Are they selling "sparkling water" for 50 cents a can? And guess what? The first customer, an old man, dubiously drank a can. The next second, he turned into a human tyrannosaurus and drove the bag thief, including himself and his motorcycle, into the green belt with one punch! When the police came, they were stunned: "Uncle, where do you get this energy from?" The uncle pointed at the Jiangnan stall with his backhand: "That's it! Fifty cents a can! The effect is amazing!" [Watch the show] 🌪️From then on, the urban style of painting completely collapsed! Gym machos form a group for wholesale, drink all their clothes and break the barbell with bare hands! A female white-collar worker rushed to buy something late at night, gulping it down and running upstairs carrying a bottle of water! Even Erha next door almost chewed through the security door after taking a sip of it! Where is this street stall? This is simply the urban supernatural wholesale department! [Laughing and crying] ⚠️Warning: Reading this book may cause serious sequelae! Including but not limited to: laughing out your abs, staying up late to catch up on updates, and looking at roadside vendors with eyes that are getting weird! Click to read now to watch how the protagonist builds the strongest street stall economy by selling "fake drinks" and subverts the whole world with his saucy operations! [Flash of inspiration] #novelstweet #starting ground stall selling vigorously #levelExplosion #shadiaofunny #superpowerwholesaler

9 真 It's so Painful That Even Ghosts and Gods Will Be Killed for You to See! Like to Eat OrangesUrban2.6M WordsOngoing 53.7kReads9.3Score3.8kShelves

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(Hot tweets, the ceiling of violent aesthetics!) 🔥[It's full of real injuries, even ghosts and gods will be killed for you to see! The kitchen knife slashed Meng Po Tang at the beginning? This output makes the king of hell kneel down! 🔥 Damn it! The brothers dug up a sacred book that wrote "absolute true harm" as a heavenly bug! "It hurts so much"! The title of this book brings with it a sense of pressure that makes the prostates of all gods and Buddhas tremble! Others fight monsters and scrape the skin, but this flat A is the rule! [Watch the show] 💥The protagonist Ye Chen awakens to "Absolute Real Damage". It doesn't matter whether you are Daluo Jinxian or Jiuyou Ghost and God, one strike will forcibly deduct 99% of your blood! At the beginning, the seducer from the underworld came to claim his life. He picked up the kitchen knife from a roadside stall with his backhand - the knife flashed, Bai Wuchang's hat was split into two halves, and the Black Wuchang chain was broken into potato chips! The King of Hell was furious and lowered the Book of Life and Death to suppress him. Ye Chen directly tore off the paper and wiped the knife: "Next time, use a harder paper, this thing is too thin to even scrape your butt!" The Tenth Hall of Hell collectively vomited blood: "This idiot doesn't follow the basic laws!" [Shocked] 🌪️What's even more devastating is the damage-overflowing operation: the aftermath of slashing the Demon King collapsed the eighteen levels of hell, the golden powder flying from the Tathagata's golden body coated the spiritual mountain with a layer of coating, and even flat-A slashing the air caused the health bars of the three realms to collectively flash! Tiandao urgently updated the patch: "It is forbidden to open locks and hang them in the primitive world!" Ye Chen slashed the patch into a QR code with his backhand: "Scan it and show you my complaint suggestions!" [Laughing and crying] ⚠️Warning: Reading this book may cause the combat effectiveness system to collapse! My kitchen knives look like artifacts! Click now to get a "Real Injury Experience Coupon" and witness how the most outrageous output in history turns the world into a crispy buffet! [Flash of inspiration] #novelstweets # # VIOLENT Aesthetics # FORCED DEPLETION OF BLOOD #Everything can break defense

10 修 The Greatest Chaos in the World of Immortality Noodle King ZaiEastern Fantasy2.7M WordsCompleted 171.1kReads9.5Score20.1kShelves

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(Hot tweet, laughing till the soul comes out of the body!) 🔥[The greatest confusion in the world of immortality: The leader of the righteous path is actually an undercover agent of our demon sect? Take jujube pills in this fairy world! 🔥 Damn it! The brothers dug up a magical book that can burn out the CPU of the world of immortality! "The First Chaos in the Immortal World"! The title of this book is simply a great-level mockery of the order of the fairy world! Others rely on talent to cultivate immortality, but here it all relies on deep routines! [Watch the show] 💥The protagonist Lin Fan traveled through time and became an undercover agent of the Demon Sect, and was ordered to sneak into the sect of the leader of the righteous path. As a result, on the first day of employment, I discovered that the leader was a retired leader of the Demon Sect (who received medical insurance from the Demon Sect's general altar), the saint was a spy sent by the Demon Clan (part-time agent to purchase souvenirs from the fairy world), and even the old man who scanned the Tibetan Scripture Pavilion was a wanted criminal in heaven (because he peeked at the Queen Mother's bath water)! The sect with twenty-five members was actually rated as "the annual righteous benchmark in the fairy world". The Demon Lord headquarters sent a congratulatory message: "Have you become an industry benchmark undercover?" [Shocked] 🌪️What is even more divisive is the daily operation: the Righteous Demon-Conquering Conference turned into an "undercover blind date party", the password to activate the Immortal Sword Array was "Long Live the Demon Sect", and even during the annual assessment in the Immortal Realm, all members revealed dirty information to each other just to compete to be the "worst employee" so that they could be expelled and returned to their hometown! The Immortal World Discipline Inspection Commission was furious: "Where are you playing in the Infernal Affairs theme park here?" [Laughing and crying] ⚠️Warning: Reading this book may cause cognitive disorders in immortal cultivation! Everyone looks like an undercover agent! Click now to get the "Erwu Zai Identification Manual" and witness how the most chaotic sect in history brought the righteous and evil ways into the ditch! [A flash of inspiration] #novelstweet #numberonechaos # # #Undercover rolled into a benchmark

11 混 Chaos Patching the Sky Record Thin Willow in the TextUrban1.4M WordsCompleted 7.4kReads8.6Score840Shelves

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Laughing out of belly in the middle of the night [laughing and crying] Mortal Liu got the inheritance of cultivating immortals, got up and started the journey of cultivating immortals from the city, frequent golden sentences, full of realistic criticism and philosophical thinking, everyone's IQ is online, and the description of psychological activities is delicate [like] Explore the growth type, not without brains, from abiding by the law and familiarizing with the rules, and then killing decisively [laughing and crying] [Cool]

12 八 My 80-Year-Old Girlfriend Celebrates Her Birthday and the Aloof CEO Calls Me Uncle Ten Years of Female DriverUrban125k WordsOngoing 3Reads7.8Score—Shelves

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I really laughed out loud at "My 80-Year-Old Girlfriend's Birthday"! The male protagonist is coaxing his 80-year-old girlfriend while also dealing with her aloof CEO daughter. The relationship is exciting and funny, and updates are super fast!

13 孽 The Evil Master Listens to My Command, I Lead the Invincible Teacher Rampant Portuguese Egg TartsEastern Fantasy2.0M WordsCompleted 112kReads9.2Score12.5kShelves

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(Hot tweet, prehistoric CPU dry burning warning!) 🔥[Evil masters, listen to my command, I will teach you the invincible prehistoric! Leader Tongtian is actually the character number I operate? 🔥 Damn it! The brothers dug up a book that turned the Legend of the Gods into a strategy game! "The evil master listens to my command"! The title of this book is simply a public execution of the leader of Tongtian Cult! Others travel across time to learn from their masters, but this one serves as a manual to the saint! [Watch the show] 💥The protagonist Lin Yuan traveled through time to teach a handyman, and was actually bound to the "Prehistoric Commander System". On the eve of the Great Tribulation of the Conferring Gods, the leader of the Tongtian cult deduced the secret of heaven late at night and vomited blood three times: "Heaven wants to destroy me and intercept the religion!" Lin Yuan took out the physical book of "The Romance of the Conferred Gods" and slapped it on the table: "Master, follow this strategy! First place! The page says that you were almost wiped out!" He directed the saint on the spot to send false battle reports to Yuanshi Tianzun, like the Empress Nuwa's circle of friends, and even teach Taoist Duobao to sell the Immortal Killing Sword in a live broadcast (the fake link cheated the teaching deposit)! The leader of Tongtian Cult was confused: "This scoundrel can tell more spoilers than Tiandao?!" [Shocked] 🌪️What is even more shocking is the saucy operation: letting Zhao Gongming use Dinghaizhu to generate photovoltaic power to revitalize the GDP of Jiejiao, sending Empress Sanxiao to use Hunyuan Golden Dou to open a prehistoric express station, and even teaching Mother Turtle Spirit to use Sun and Moon Pearls for celestial observation - calculating the time for the disciples of Chanjiao to survive the tribulation thousands of years in advance and making harassing calls one by one! Yuanshi Tianzun roared: "Tongtian, you cheated!" Tongtian raised his hands in grievance: "It was all commanded by my evil disciples..." [Laughing and crying] ⚠️Warning: Reading this book may cause the cognitive collapse of the gods! Look at Nezha Hot Wheels looking like a takeaway mount! Click now to receive the "Saint Operation Guide" and witness how the most outrageous sect in history turned the Tribulation of the Gods into a strategic game! [Flash of inspiration] #novelstweet #evilmasterlistentomycommand #prehistoricantiroutine #confengshensauooperation #lead the saint to fly

14 长 I've Lived for Ten Thousand Years. What's the Harm in Having a Few Million More Acquaintances? No Longer So YoungEastern Fantasy7.1M WordsOngoing 167.2kReads9.0Score11.9kShelves

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I couldn't stop laughing after watching it

17 病 I Sat up in Shock from My Dream, the Villain Turned Out to Be Myself Six GourdsEastern Fantasy1.8M WordsCompleted 110.5kReads9.3Score11.2kShelves

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If you like watching pig's feet being mean, you can read it. The main theme is a person in a happy mood.

25 食 Food Luck, Psychic Pet, Exotic Treasure, Enter the Fairy World Wu Daozi SaidEastern Fantasy504k WordsCompleted 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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[The hilarious attack is about to make the goose squawk with laughter! ] "The beautiful woman chases the wild beast (Wu Xiaoxian) with a whip, and the wild beast hugs its legs and calls the fairy (Feng Tingting)." The fight is full of fireworks, and it is so sweet that it is hidden in the mark of the whip~ Hahahaha, this description is perfect! Didn't you see the cute contrast when Feng Tingting grabbed Wu Xiaoxian's ear - one second she was smiling at Sun Fulai, and the next second she was holding the fat dumpling by the scruff of his neck and scolding him, "The fat guy wants to hide his private money again", just like a beauty carrying a piglet. The key point is that Wu Xiaoxian is still a bitch, and even after being beaten, he said harshly: "Tingting, please be gentle, this meat is a precious lump that has been struck by lightning. If you crush it, it will be useless for fortune-telling!" As a result, he turned around and secretly used Feng Tingting's spiritual crystal whip. Applying Huanbao's beauty saliva and saying, "Give your whip a shiny coating, it will look better when you whip me." Feng Tingting was so angry that she used him as a target to practice the "Spinning Crystal Flame Wave Strike", but in the end she always kept chicken drumsticks for him as a midnight snack. [Cool][Admiration][What][Pout][Thinking][Send heart]