I've Been Reading for 14 Years, and No Book Has Made Me Crack a Smile Since 本人看书14载 至此已无任何书籍能让我嘴角上翘

1. 51 离 Unbelievable! Did That Genius Kid Just Report to New Recruit Training? 离谱！天才少年去新兵连报到了？ Half a Spoonful of Sugar糖半勺Modern Romance2.1M WordsCompleted My new work is out! You can read it on Tomato Novel. I hope you'll enjoy it. Your support motivates me to write, and I'll do my best to tell every story well! 6.7kReads8.7Score646Shelves
2. 52 统 I Command the Entire Army! Nations Around the World Beg Me to Train Their Troops 统领全军！世界各国跪求我当教官 Red Apricot Over the Begonia红杏压海棠Urban1.7M WordsCompleted In the late 1980s, China still had no special forces! So the higher-ups ordered all 36 army groups to establish a hundred special forces units across the navy, army, and air force! From nothing, they would forge 100 blades of the nation, intimidate the world, and bring glory to the armed forces! Lin Chuan transmigrated here three years ago. He possesses special-operations combat skills, training expertise, and tactical command abilities 40 years ahead of his time! He is appointed chief instructo 8.1kReads8.5Score707Shelves
3. 53 警 Officer! Can Snacking on Gossip Earn Me a First-Class Merit? 警官！吃瓜也能吃出一等功？ February18二月18Mystery382k WordsCompleted Chen Mo transmigrated into a parallel world and became a criminal police officer. His love of watching the drama only grew stronger. The good news: A man nearing sixty was cheating on his wife, and the furious woman grabbed a knife and went after him. A spectacle was in the making. The bad news: Just as Chen Mo was leaving, he found a corpse. Years later, during an interview on a police program, the captain of the Muhe City Criminal Police Team shared his professional advice: “Find the case 5.3kReads7.6Score572Shelves
4. 54 反 My Rebellious System Forces Me to Become the God of Comedy 反骨系统逼我当笑神 Jiang Jinyue讲浸月Urban198k WordsCompleted Lin Mo gets bound to the Rebellious Fun System, and his mission is to make the aloof campus belle rap “Preface to the Pavilion of Prince Teng” at the flag-raising ceremony. When the dean lectures him, he calmly hands over a tangerine: “Why not soothe your throat before you yell at me?” Just as the whole school is laughing so hard they have eight-pack abs, the System suddenly flashes a red warning: “A lovesick-brain virus has invaded! Purify the sports field at once with a yangge dance!” 5Reads—Score—Shelves

   Reader note

   A very funny book, very interesting to read.

5. 55 修 Cultivation: Recording the Good Life 修仙：记录美好生活 Six Livers from Head to Toe浑身上下六个肝Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted After obtaining the Record System, all Lu Yao has to do is capture interesting moments to earn all kinds of rewards. And so begins his recording journey in the world of cultivation. “This year’s list of prodigies has to have Saint Son Lingyun at the top, right?” “The top swordsman of Beiyuan would be a reasonable choice too.” “The Nine-Tailed Heavenly Demon? It’s a bit of a stretch, but I guess that works too.” “...” “What do you mean some nobody defeated every prodigy single-handedly, and there 124.1kReads9.0Score11.1kShelves

   Reader note

   There are too many books, and I'm too lazy to introduce them. Just read them. As long as you can accept and survive the setting and warm-up of the first few dozen chapters [eating melon] is not like ordinary products [learning]

6. 56 陆 Earthly Immortal: I Begin Cultivating Immortality by Farming 陆地神仙：从种地开始长生 Feng Le枫乐Eastern Fantasy1.8M WordsCompleted The mountains and rivers stretch on without end, and the countless living beings are nothing but figures in a painting. A calamity lasting ten thousand years, ancient spiritual treasures: all part of the Great Dao’s ordained path. Cultivating immortality and contending for the Dao through countless hardships: all just lambs in a pen. Racing ahead of all others and transcending calamity to ascend: still nothing but a delicacy on someone’s plate. A young man from a small town, a farmer from the wi 1.2kReads7.1Score101Shelves
7. 57 烟 Misty Rain Tower 烟雨楼 A Night of Misty Rain一夕烟雨Eastern Fantasy9.4M WordsOngoing [The print edition is now available nationwide at all major retailers] "Traditional xuanhuan" "No harem" In the land of Jiuzhou stands a tower called the Misty Rain Tower. Its master, Li Qingzhi, is hailed as a peerless prodigy, holding life and death in his hands beneath the cover of night. Yet what the world doesn’t know is that someone else stands behind the Misty Rain Tower, its true founder. Using the guise of a spoiled young master as cover, he manipulates the winds and clouds and plots ac 910.5kReads9.6Score222.7kShelves
8. 58 朝 A Hound of the Imperial Court? You’ve Never Faced the Six Fan Gate’s Blades 朝廷鹰犬？没挨过六扇门的刀 Tian Yan天衍Eastern Fantasy5.7M WordsOngoing Also known as: Six Doors: Confiscating Estates and Wiping Out Clans [Transmigrate into a book + ruthless and decisive + single or no heroine] Reality isn’t a game, nor is it a storybook. Reality has rules, and breaking them brings retribution. My name is Li Jun Su. I paid the price for breaking the rules. After that, I was reborn. Unlike the real world, this world was dominated by martial arts, and the path to immortality flourished. Power mattered more than authority. The Great Qian Dyna 67.2kReads9.2Score5.4kShelves
9. 59 修 After My Cultivation Startup Fails, I’m Forced to Work for a Powerful Cultivator 修仙界创业失败被迫给大神打工 Shu Dong术栋Eastern Fantasy1.3M WordsCompleted Eastern fantasy, a world of immortal cultivation, no tired old tropes. The daily life of a lunatic cultivator: no pressure, just easygoing fun. I think it’s hilarious, anyway, though most readers find it bizarre. There’s no tragic, angst-filled plot. The protagonist, Huang Liang, accidentally transmigrates and sells novels in the cultivation world, only to have them pirated. He starts an online business, only to have it brutally seized. His human-puppet dolls are so well-made that nobody buys t 4.8kReads8.7Score527Shelves
10. 60 打 What If I Can't Beat Them? Guess I'll Have to Win Them Over 打不赢怎么办？只好选择攻略了 A Useless One a一只废物aEastern Fantasy2.3M WordsCompleted [One heroine, lots of everyday life, no angst, a single romance] Su Bei tries to clear the game Fantasy World. After staying up all night and failing a hundred times, he finally ends this miserable experience. Not by beating the game, but by giving up. Wait! How did I transmigrate? But as Su Bei digs deeper, the truth has already changed beyond recognition… This is a redemption story spanning fifty thousand years. 31.7kReads9.4Score3.6kShelves
11. 61 诡 The Haunted House 诡舍 The Sound of Wind and Rain at Night,夜来风雨声丶Mystery2.1M WordsCompleted [Infinite-flow + Mild Horror + Survival + One Female Lead] A driverless bus carried a group of cursed people to a strange black lodge… Inside the lodge stood a door stained red with blood. At regular intervals, the cursed were forcibly dragged through the blood-red door and into terrifying worlds, where they had to complete horrifying events… After Ning Qiushui survived one bizarre and terrifying story after another inside the lodge, narrowly escaping death each time, he discovered that none of 749.9kReads9.6Score105.5kShelves
12. 62 玄 Xuanhuan: Blind, I Wander the Martial World 玄幻：成为瞎子，我游历江湖 Howling Gale哀嚎的狂风Eastern Fantasy1.7M WordsCompleted (The short drama is now streaming: Fantasy: Beginning with Two Springs Reflect the Moon) [Spending Life + Grinding and Lying Low] "Once a song breaks the heart, where in all the world can one find a kindred soul?" From the start, he transmigrated as a blind man and became a street musician. [Two Springs Reflect the Moon: LV2 (1/10000) Effect: Unblocks qi and blood, opens the meridians, dispels dampness, and warms the body] He is a blind street musician who wipes out an entire gang for 190.6kReads9.6Score21.2kShelves
13. 63 不 The Undying Emperor’s Mentor 不死帝师 One Durian No. 3一只榴莲3号Eastern Fantasy5.5M WordsOngoing Observing the love and hatred of cultivators across the river of time from a perspective beyond life itself. He left a modest little town and entered the wondrous world of cultivation. His journey sped up and slowed down, moving forward or stopping to rest, but he never stopped walking. The Age of Declining Dharma, the Age of Emperors, the Age of Dark Turmoil… He appeared in every age, and the only thing he could do was watch old friends die with his own eyes, then see them off to their grave 581.5kReads9.4Score53.2kShelves
14. 64 诸 The Gods’ Foolish Game 诸神愚戏 Ninety Autumns in January一月九十秋Urban3.7M WordsCompleted I have two principles in life: 1. I never lie. 2. I never believe anything anyone says, including myself. “Sir, I would like to point out that your second statement conflicts with the first.” “How so?” “If you never lie, why don’t you believe what you say?” “Oh, sorry. I forgot to mention that I don’t consider myself human.” “?” Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Cheng Shi, Cheng Shi who never lies. What, you’ve never heard of me? That’s all right. You simply haven’t been deceived by m 569.4kReads9.7Score74kShelves
15. 65 第 The Ninth Special Zone 第九特区 Wei Jie伪戒Urban6.1M WordsCompleted After the catastrophe, the land was scarred beyond recognition. Food was scarce, resources were in short supply, and the situation was chaotic... A young man who had fought his way out of an undeveloped zone, with endless yellow sand at his back, came alone to District Nine to make a living. Yet he never expected to meet a few good friends by chance, rise to prominence in the chaotic era over a single thought, and embark on a legendary journey... 242.3kReads9.6Score29.2kShelves
16. 66 崩 Honkai Impact 3rd: You’re Telling Me This Is the Difficulty in Honkai Impact 3rd?! 崩坏：你告诉我这难度是崩三？！ CR ZifengCR紫枫Anime Fanfiction3.4M WordsOngoing (Set in the Previous Era. All the familiar characters are counterparts from other timelines. This is not a wish-fulfillment novel. This is not a wish-fulfillment novel. This is not a wish-fulfillment novel! The only officially designated heroine is all the beauty in this world!) Honkai... Just how devastating a calamity is it? In the middle of it, you can't even find anyone you want to save. This is a story destined to end in failure. Perhaps everything will be buried beneath the sands of time. 21.3kReads9.5Score1.4kShelves
17. 67 裴 Pei Yuyan and Shan Lijie’s Married Life 裴语燕与单立杰的婚后生活 Wan Xiaoqiqi万小七七6k WordsCompleted The Married Life of Pei Yuyan and Shan Lijie —Reads—Score—Shelves

    Reader note

    A continuation of the sadomasochism from more than ten years ago

18. 68 艺 100 Legendary Figures in the Art World 艺术界的100个传奇人物 Wan Xiaoqiqi万小七七Modern Romance598k WordsOngoing A new work is out! Welcome to Tomato Novel to read my story. I hope you’ll enjoy it. Your support is what motivates me to write, and I’ll do my best to tell every story well! —Reads—Score—Shelves
19. 69 晚 Good Night, Young Lady: A Brief Bloom 晚安大小姐：昙花一现 Wan Xiaoqiqi万小七七Modern Romance267k WordsCompleted Art student Wan Qi pursues street punk Qiu Yi, who joins the underworld for her sake. Wan Qi falls out with her family and runs away from home. She joins the underworld too. Qiu Yi's sworn brother, Fang Jin, falls in love with Wan Qi, who eventually becomes a gang boss. Then Lin Nan, a pure-looking green tea schemer, shows up, and Qiu Yi cheats. Wan Qi takes her own life… 1Reads—Score—Shelves
20. 70 负 Everyone Who Betrays Me Must Die: I’ll Make You Join Me in the Grave 负我者都要死—我要你陪葬 Wan Xiaoqiqi万小七七Modern Romance6k WordsCompleted Everyone Who Betrays Me Must Die: I’ll Make You Join Me in the Grave —Reads—Score—Shelves
21. 71 命 The Wheels of Fate Turn: So This Is Where It Was 命运转动—原来在这 Wan Xiaoqiqi万小七七Sci-Fi & Apocalypse6k WordsCompleted Fate Turns: So This Is Where It Is —Reads—Score—Shelves
22. 72 我 My Younger Brother Is a Vampire 我的弟弟是吸血鬼 Wan Xiaoqiqi万小七七Sci-Fi & Apocalypse6k WordsCompleted My Little Brother Is a Vampire 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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