Metaphysics, Gossip 🍉, and Exposing Everyone’s Dirty Secrets 玄学+吃瓜🍉+扒光别人底裤

1. 1 玄 The Occult Master Is Reborn and Falls in Love With Her Grandmaster 玄学大佬重生后，和祖师恋爱了 Clouds Paint the Bright Moon云画月皎Two Male Leads506k WordsCompleted Metaphysics expert Xie Fei is reborn at the filming location of a variety show, only to discover that this show is anything but ordinary. The crew visits a castle haunted by a woman in red, a village that devours orthodox gods, and a tomb connected to the underworld... The guests include a serial killer, someone who turns children into ghost minions to gain good fortune, and demons who see Tang Monk’s flesh as a nourishing delicacy... Oh, and there’s also a major movie star who shares the exa 8.7kReads9.4Score1.3k14d adds

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   The incredibly fantastical fantasy novel [Sparrow Eater's Masterpiece] is also by the same author. Those who enjoy fantasy should check it out. [Got it]

2. 2 我 I'm the Little Golden Crow. What's Wrong with Having Powerful Backing? 我，小金乌，后台大一点怎么了！ Clouds Paint the Bright Moon云画月皎Two Male Leads351k WordsCompleted After spending two years in seclusion, Xie Fuguang, the old ancestor of the mystic sect, came across a village and discovered a deeply unsettling production crew. He also found his teacher there, bereft of his memories and turned into an ordinary person. As a little chubby bird with an excellent ability to adapt, Xie Fuguang calmly accepted the fact that his teacher had turned into a delicate flower. But can someone explain why even the Great Emperor of Fengdu calls his teacher “Teacher”? [Mys 1.9kReads9.1Score25914d adds
3. 3 玄 The Mystic Grandmaster Drops a Bombshell, Leaving the CEO's Whole Family in a Panic 玄学老祖爆大瓜，霸总全家心发慌 Luo Ying Like Water洛潆如水Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [The whole family can hear her thoughts + metaphysics + gossip + ghost-catching + wealthy family + one-on-one romance] Wen Shuang, an ancient ancestor of the mystical arts, transmigrates into the body of a rich wife who’s been causing trouble, is hated by her husband, and is about to get divorced. [Divorce? You’d better hurry. This man has the face of someone with a short life. He’ll get into a car accident tonight. He’ll survive, but both his legs will be amputated. He’ll never recover, his com 22.3kReads9.0Score2.9k14d adds

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   Nice, I love it so much!

4. 4 地 Geomancer 地师 The Redeemed Sinner罪赎者Mystery901k WordsCompleted The art of geomancy, reading fortunes and misfortunes, and manipulating feng shui has been passed down in my Long family for generations. After my father died, one conspiracy after another began to unfold... 274Reads—Score10314d adds

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   These four books contain closely guarded secrets of Taoism and are rich in content.

5. 5 起 Getting to the Bottom of Mind-Reading 起底观心术 Bao Erri鲍尔日Urban1.5M WordsCompleted When I was five, a fortune-teller said I’d be able to read people’s minds when I grew up. My parents thought I was a genius and spent the whole family’s savings to send me to school. But I failed the college entrance exam and became a fried-noodle vendor. That vendor later became a “Walking Encyclopedia,” all thanks to the saying, “In books, there are houses of gold.” You are not just who you are. You can become a different kind of dazzling light. Read a comment on the first page, and you’ll get 230.7kReads9.6Score66.9k14d adds
6. 6 民 Folk Feng Shui Secrets 民间风水秘术 Unbelievably Proper正经的不得了Mystery248k WordsCompleted This story focuses on practical feng shui and fortune-telling. If you're looking for made-up drama, this isn't for you! Feel free to skip the first four chapters and start reading from Chapter Five. The adaptation will also start from Chapter Five, which should make it much easier to adapt. Thank you for understanding! (Traditional, no System, no wild flights of fancy, funny, not saintly! A technical, skill-focused story!) I was born in a poor mountain village. From a young age, I traveled aroun 28.8kReads9.4Score4.1k14d adds
7. 7 天 The Celestial Master Is Here: Qimen Feng Shui Shakes the World 天师在此，奇门风水震天下 Big Eggplant大茄子Mystery6.3M WordsCompleted [Several short dramas have been adapted from this novel: Feng Shui Heavenly Master, The Grand Master of Qimen Feng Shui, The Heavenly Master Is Here, Qimen Feng Shui Shakes the World, Notes of a Folk Feng Shui Master, and others] Everything in this book is fictional. Just enjoy the story, don’t take it seriously, and don’t get too caught up in it... 249.1kReads9.1Score60.5k14d adds
8. 8 玄 The Real Heiress Is a Mystical Pro at Taming Ghosts 玄学真千金驭鬼超凶的 The Barking King汪汪叫大王Modern Romance1.0M WordsOngoing [Metaphysics + crime-solving + everyone’s favorite + corpse-driving + wealthy families] The Yanjing Major Crimes Unit “arrested” a four-year-old girl who looked like a doll. When they found her, a rotting female corpse was floating beside her. It was the victim who had gone missing in a murder case. The little girl, being questioned, answered in a childish voice: “Xiaochun is a corpse driver. I can speak to spirits and travel to the underworld, so of course I can find big sister.” In the end, th 42.1kReads9.1Score7.8k14d adds

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   It's so good, but it keeps going on hiatus.

9. 9 直 Livestreaming to Stay Alive: The Metaphysics Master Is Spitting Blood Again and Again 直播续命：玄学大佬又又又吐血啦 Fat Otaku Who Loves Potatoes爱吃土豆的肥宅Two Male Leads1.3M WordsCompleted Original title: Livestreaming to Stay Alive: The Metaphysics Expert Spits Blood Again and Again [Two male leads, both devoted only to each other + paranormal + metaphysics + livestreaming + ghost hunting + short stories + transmigration] A hot-tempered, mischievous bottom × an intermittently unhinged top After being reborn, Chi Tingyuan became the adopted son of the Chi family in Ercheng. The original host had framed the family's biological son, so his adoptive parents despised him and “kicked” 26.4kReads9.2Score5.3k14d adds

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   It's hilarious and exciting, with a rich plot. Well-organized and engaging, a great read! [Masterpiece by Sparrow Eater][Add to bookshelf][Add to bookshelf]

10. 10 反EN The Villains Heard My Gossip-Fueled Thoughts—and Had a Collective Meltdown 反派听我吃瓜心声后，集体崩溃了 A River of Rippling Moonlight一江澜月Ancient Romance623k WordsCompleted [No romance + mind-reading and gossip + cultivation transmigration + adored by all, lying flat] Lan Yue transmigrated into a cultivation novel and acquired a gossip System for the Three Realms. She could improve her cultivation just by indulging in gossip, so she decided to lie flat and be as carefree as a happy little marmot in a melon field. What she didn’t know was that, thanks to the gossip System, everyone around her, even the beasts, could hear her thoughts. [Nothing to do today, so I 1.3kReads9.2Score13414d adds

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    ### 🌟Hilarious Cultivation Novel! "Awakening the Gossip System: The Three Realms Eavesdrop on My Thoughts" is a must-read! 🔥 📍 [Synopsis] Lan Yue transmigrates to a cultivation world and is bound to a Three Realms Gossip System! Simply eating gossip can increase her cultivation level—a godsend for those who prefer a passive, easy path! But what she doesn't know is that her thoughts can be heard by others, even demonic beasts… Thus begins a hilarious cultivation journey! 🌱 🌟 [Reader Feedback] "I laughed until my stomach hurt! Lan Yue is the queen of gossip!" "The villains' reactions are so realistic, it's incredibly immersive!" "Yi Jiang Lan Yue's writing is superb, the plot is fast-paced, and there are constant laughs. Highly recommended!"… 🔥 [Summary] This is a cultivation novel that will absolutely keep you laughing! If you're currently experiencing a reading slump or looking for a lighthearted and funny book to de-stress, then "Awakening the Gossip System: The Three Realms Eavesdrop on My Thoughts" is definitely your best choice! Join us now! 📚 Remember to like, save, and comment!

11. 11 我 I'm a Fortune-Telling Streamer, and the Whole Internet Is Fighting for a Spot 我算命主播，一个名额让全网疯抢 Ren Xiao Shi牣小十Urban1.8M WordsCompleted Wang Yue transmigrates to a parallel world and inherits a fortune-telling shop on the verge of closing down. His 300-jin landlady is also eyeing him hungrily. Luckily, the System may be late, but it finally arrives, activating the Divine Fortune-Telling System at a crucial moment. From then on, he makes a point of telling fortunes in unconventional ways. Other people read palms, but he tells fortunes by looking at photos. Wang Yue: “You there, kindred spirit. I see a terrible omen hanging over y 22.8kReads8.7Score2k14d adds
12. 12 直 Livestream: The Cultivation World Has Turned Into a Meme, What Does That Have to Do with Me? 直播：修真界变沙雕，关我何事？ Enjoying the Ride坐享骑乘Eastern Fantasy1.4M WordsCompleted Chen Feng transmigrated to the Mysterious Realm and started a livestreaming career. The System, which clearly had no regard for human decency, gave him a pile of bizarre skills. From then on, the world of cultivation got a whole lot weirder. [Voice of Filial Piety, Expert Appraisal Edition]: What is filial piety? What is love? Do you know the greatness of a mother's love? [Paper-Cutting People, Li Goushou Edition]: All-in-one funeral rites and ghost salvation. [Fifty-Cent Special Effects]: What? 29.5kReads9.2Score3.4k14d adds
13. 13 玄 Xuanhuan: From the Start, I Can Level Up Without Limit 玄幻：开局无限升级 Herding Cows and Eating Melons放牛吃瓜Eastern Fantasy1.5M WordsCompleted [System + Power Fantasy + No Romance + No Saintly Protagonist + Decisive and Ruthless + If You Don’t Like It, Fight Me] Lin Xiaofan transmigrated to the Xuantian Continent and obtained a cultivation System. [You’re a martial arts prodigy. A year of training lets you advance one minor realm! Too bad I can level up instantly by spending experience points!] [You’re a peerless genius. Ten years of training lets you break through one major realm! Too bad I can break through instantly by spending expe 25.2kReads8.5Score2k14d adds
14. 14 偷EN Eavesdropping on Thoughts: Starting with Yunxiao Slaying Dingguang Immortal 偷听心声，开局云霄提剑砍定光仙 A Seasoned Old Hand老油条啊Eastern Fantasy3.4M WordsCompleted Li Xiao becomes Tongtian’s fifth personal disciple, and Yunxiao overhears his thoughts! “Fifth Senior Brother, why are you staring at Dingguang Xian?” “Nothing. I just feel like eating rabbit meat!” [That Dingguang Xian is going to betray the sect. How do I kill him?] “Fifth Senior Brother, could you stop being such a slacker?” [Why shouldn’t I slack off? I’m already invincible. What else is there to do?] [The Three Xiao sisters have it rough. Yunxiao is imprisoned beneath Qilin Cliff, and Qiong 25.1kReads8.6Score2.2k14d adds
15. 15 直 Livestream Fortune-Telling: Bouncing Around in the Gossip Fields Every Day! 直播算命：天天在瓜田里蹦跶！ A Cowering Introvert蜷缩的社恐Modern Romance496k WordsCompleted [No romance + episodic stories + the supernatural + livestreaming + transmigrate into a book + fortune-telling, face-reading, and ghost-catching] The moment Meng Sheng opened her eyes, she had transmigrated into a book and taken the place of a cannon-fodder character with the same name. But what greeted her was a suitcase drifting down the river, wrapped in layer upon layer of shackles, with a ghost floating above it... Meng Sheng: “Same old rhythm, same old feeling! Even the ghosts look quite a 10.4kReads9.3Score1.5k14d adds

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    It's great, I love watching it, I'll watch it again and again 😘😘 [Masterpiece of Sparrow Food][Masterpiece of Sparrow Food]

16. 16 直 Livestream Fortune-Telling: From the Start, I Find a Body Dismembered in a Secondhand Freezer 直播算命：开局遭遇二手冰柜分尸 Scorching Sun赤日炎炎Modern Romance302k WordsOngoing [Livestreaming + fortune-telling + solving cases + ghost hunting + no romance + paranormal invasion] After braving a journey to another world, metaphysics expert Li Shu was struck by heavenly lightning for forty-nine days straight. To earn merit and prolong her life, she had no choice but to start livestreaming fortune-telling. “You want your fortune told about romance? Humans and ghosts can’t be together. Your boyfriend died two weeks ago. Oh, what’s that beside you? Definitely not human.” “A w 161Reads8.7Score—14d adds
17. 17 我 I Tell Fortunes, You Watch the Drama! My Good Karma Depends on Everyone 我算命，你吃瓜！我的功德靠大家 Coconut Milk Taro Balls椰汁芋圆Modern Romance1.5M WordsCompleted Reborn + livestreaming + fortune-telling + ghost hunting + episodic stories + punishing scumbags and face-slapping + feel-good wealthy-family drama After waking up from a nap, Huo Ning, a master of the mystic arts, finds herself in the body of the Huo family’s miserable eldest daughter, kicked out of the house and saddled with massive debts. To pay them off, she starts livestreaming fortune-telling. “Streamer, I think I’ve got a supernatural admirer. A female ghost cleans my room every day and w 4.8kReads8.8Score60914d adds
18. 18 直 My Fortune-Telling Livestream Is So Accurate, the State Wants Me to Come Forward 直播算命太准，国家请我出山 Nine Congee九粥Modern Romance3.4M WordsOngoing [No Romance + Livestreaming + Fortune-Telling + Feng Shui + Ghost Hunting + Satisfying Read] After being ambushed, the metaphysics expert Jiang Yi is reborn and unexpectedly bound to a merit system. System: “If you want to stay alive, you must ward off calamities and drive out ghosts to earn merit points. Otherwise, you'll drop dead immediately.” Jiang Yi: “???” Isn't “drop dead” a little too harsh? To keep herself alive, Jiang Yi decides to become a metaphysics streamer and earn merit by tellin 27.8kReads9.2Score2.5k14d adds
19. 19 算 My Fortune-Telling Is So Accurate, Even Foreign Clients Weep and Call Me a Master 算命太准，外国客户都哭着喊大佬 Sugarcoat糖衣衣Modern Romance3.8M WordsOngoing [Fortune-telling, feng shui, the occult, ghost-hunting, no romance, episodic stories] After a great calamity, Lin Xi, the ninth-generation female leader of the Taixuan Sect, arrives a thousand years in the future. She becomes the granddaughter of the sect’s last disciple and inherits a rundown feng shui shop. With the sect in decline and the occult arts fading away, Lin Xi begins her quest to restore the sect from the shop no one ever visits. Fortune-telling, divination, feng shui, exorcisms, an 46.5kReads9.0Score4.6k14d adds
20. 20 我 I'm a Demonic Cultivator, Desperately Hoarding Merit 我，一魔修，拼命攒功德 No Carrots不放胡萝卜Eastern Fantasy221k WordsCompleted [Merit System + no saintly do-gooder + smart characters + unconventional thinking] Ever since Fang Mo became one of the transmigrators, he set up a fortune-telling stall on the street. Fang Mo: “Kid, want some candied hawthorn?” Kid: “Yes! Yes!” Fang Mo: “Then you won’t be able to have any later, okay? You’ve got cavities...” [Ding! Planning for someone’s long-term well-being: +1 blue merit point] From three-year-old children to older widows, everyone became a thread in the web of fate Fang Mo w 1.6kReads8.5Score12714d adds

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21. 21 震 Shocking! The Metaphysics Master Can Hear People's Thoughts 震惊！玄学大佬被读心了 Yellow Peach Tutu黄桃土土Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [Mysticism + ghost hunting + fortune-telling + mind-reading + lighthearted] After graduating with a law degree, Xia Wange, heir to a Daoist sect, sees a wheelchair shimmering with purple energy at a car crash site. Born unable to gather energy, she can’t bring herself to leave the wheelchair alone. [I’ll carry this wheelchair off and borrow the energy on it to draw talismans. Then I’ll be the undisputed goddess of the supernatural world!] Lu Qiu, the CEO still trapped in the wreckage, inexpli 349.9kReads9.5Score70.5k14d adds

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    The female lead is a legal scholar and a master of metaphysics, constantly emphasizing the importance of believing in science. The male lead has a limp but is destined for greatness; the female lead works at his company. It's a really good story.

22. 22 我 The Mirror in My Home Leads to the Apocalypse, and the Mystical Ancestress Goes on a Rampage 我家镜子通末世，玄学老祖杀疯了 Fallen Kite坠鸢Modern Romance787k WordsOngoing [Mystic divination + modern era meets the apocalypse + real and fake daughters + heroine won’t be wronged + invincible + two worlds + light ensemble cast] The heroine is killed from the start, and the story ends . . . “No one ever told you to leave the scene as soon as you’ve killed someone?” In the bathroom mirror’s reflection, the killer’s head was smashed hard against the bathtub! The killer’s skull cracked, eyes wide open in death, while the victim’s corpse slowly rose to its feet. Blood str 41Reads8.8Score—14d adds
23. 23 坟 I Set a Stool by the Grave and Overheard the Wrong Gossip, Then Slapped Him Across the Face 坟前摆凳吃错瓜，反手给他一嘴巴 Luo Xiaoyao骆小妖Modern Romance1.5M WordsOngoing [No Romance + Metaphysics + Supernatural + Satisfying Revenge + Lighthearted + Playing the Fool to Catch the Enemy Off Guard] Jiang Nanshu, the only child at Changqing Temple, went down the mountain to earn a living after the college entrance exams. Penniless, she discovered that a funeral home was hiring night watchmen for 800 yuan a night. The only requirement was an exceptionally strong birth chart. Jiang Nanshu eagerly raised her hand. “Me, me, me!” Even if a corpse rose in the middle of 24.7kReads9.3Score2.7k14d adds

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    "Setting Up a Stool at a Grave and Eating the Wrong Melon, Then Slapping Him in the Face" is absolutely brilliant! 😎 Jiang Nan Shu, the only surviving member of Changqing Temple, leaves the mountain after her college entrance exams and becomes a night watchman at a funeral home thanks to her strong birth chart. She becomes a confidante to the dead, infiltrating the cemetery community by setting up a stool every night to eat melons 🍉, and even exposing the secrets of swindlers like fake Taoist priests, showing no mercy to ghosts and humans alike. A lighthearted and exciting fantasy novel with no romantic pairing, a must-read! 💨

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