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No Frustrating Plot, a Golden Finger, Light Scheming, and No Idiot Villains 不憋屈最重要、有金手指、輕智鬥、反派不降智

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  1. 1 Unlimited Simulations: I Grow Stronger Every Second 无限制模拟,我每秒都在变强 Eastern Fantasy513k WordsCompleted Also known as: Since it's all just simulation anyway, going completely crazy and absurd is only natural Ruthless and decisive, with 99% of the story devoted to simulations. Don't read if that's not your thing. After transmigrating, He Yu thought he could marry the pretty daughter of the man who had saved his life, have children, and live out an ordinary life. Then he awakened a simulator that could run through an entire lifetime in an instant. It could be activated without any conditions, and he 31.7kReads9.0Score2.9kShelves
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  2. 2 The Death Train 死亡列车 Sci-Fi & Apocalypse4.2M WordsCompleted This is a world where civilization has collapsed and evil runs rampant! This is a blood-soaked, frenzied realm where morality has fallen apart! This is a struggle to survive! 5.3kReads8.5Score623Shelves
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  3. 3 From the Start, I Had Eternal Life: Laying Low in the Mortal Realm Until I Ascended 开局长生,苟在下界吃土飞升 Eastern Fantasy3.1M WordsOngoing [Immortal cultivation + no System + not a power fantasy + slow-paced + no female lead + pseudo-ensemble cast. Read with care if this isn’t your thing.] The mighty will of Heaven shines like a mirror, illuminating the causes and effects binding immortals and mortals alike. The countless living beings are like grains of sand, ground into the ashes of tribulation beneath mountains and rivers. A mysterious mirror hangs among the highest heavens, reflecting the lives of all beings in the Three Realm 219.9kReads9.0Score15.6kShelves
  4. 4 Misty Rain Tower 烟雨楼 Eastern Fantasy9.4M WordsOngoing [The print edition is now available nationwide at all major retailers] "Traditional xuanhuan" "No harem" In the land of Jiuzhou stands a tower called the Misty Rain Tower. Its master, Li Qingzhi, is hailed as a peerless prodigy, holding life and death in his hands beneath the cover of night. Yet what the world doesn’t know is that someone else stands behind the Misty Rain Tower, its true founder. Using the guise of a spoiled young master as cover, he manipulates the winds and clouds and plots ac 909.8kReads9.6Score236.2kShelves
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  5. 5 I'm Reborn as a Villain, So Who Cares About Chasing the Chosen One? 都重生反派了,谁还追气运之女啊 Urban1.2M WordsCompleted [Villain + Invincible Background + Regretful Pursuit + Ruthless + Multiple Heroines] After transmigrating into the eldest son of the Qin family, he finds himself with the most beautiful woman in Yunhai City as his girlfriend and the inheritance rights to a fortune worth tens of billions. But Qin Ge is freaking out. He's the biggest villain in the book! He's about to be crushed by a powerful expert who came down from the mountain, becoming a stepping stone on the chosen one's path to success? For 30kReads7.5Score3.2kShelves
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  6. 6 Game Invasion: I Became Emperor Before the Players Transmigrated 游戏入侵:我称帝了玩家才穿越 Eastern Fantasy3.7M WordsOngoing [Transmigrating ahead of time + political scheming + dynastic power struggles + succubus + worlds merging] This book is also known as [I, the Empress's Fiancé, the Strongest Villain Behind the Scenes]. After waking up, Xia Chen finds himself logged into the mysterious game from his previous life ahead of schedule, starting out as the legitimate son of the Marquis of Zhendong. What? I have a younger brother named Xia Hao, who seems to have a mysterious bone inside him? It looks just like the lege 402.9kReads9.1Score38.7kShelves
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  7. 7 Ten Days to the End 十日终焉 Mystery3.2M WordsCompleted 2024 Tomato Novel Annual Peak Rankings TOP 1 | 2024 China Online Literature Influence List | 2024 China Good Novel Award | Over 2 million copies sold (No harem, no formulaic tropes, no invincibility, no System, no mindless antics, no wish fulfillment. Read with caution if these bother you.) Just when I thought it was an ordinary day, I discovered I had been captured and taken to the End. Just when I thought I could escape by continually taking part in death games, people began awakening supernat 1.8MReads9.9Score232.7kShelves
  8. 8 Doomsday: I Can Summon an Iron Tide 末世之我能召唤钢铁洪流 Sci-Fi & Apocalypse1.6M WordsOngoing [Apocalypse + survival + zombies + System + army-building + savior + no female lead + ruthless action + government official + modern military + hard-core military] In 2025, a mysterious virus swept across the globe, turning vast numbers of infected people into zombies. Lu Cheng, an armed forces minister in a county, obtained a war System modeled on the game "World in Conflict". In Lanzhou, Gansu Province, he summoned a modern army, fought off wave after wave of zombies, built up a northwestern f 3.8kReads9.2Score418Shelves
  9. 9 In the World of Martial Arts Cultivation, I Can 50-50 Compete with Anyone 人在修仙世界,和谁都能五五开 Eastern Fantasy2.3M WordsCompleted In Li Zhoujun's fortieth year after transmigrating to become the mountain lord of an immortal sect, he finally obtained a System that let him match anyone fifty-fifty. Are you a ten-thousand-year-old monster who has spent ages hidden from the world? I'm your equal. Are you an unparalleled Immortal Emperor of peerless elegance? I'm your equal. Are you a demonic fiend whose very name strikes terror into people's hearts? I'm your equal. 76.6kReads9.1Score6.3kShelves
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  10. 10 I Feared Pain, So I Forged Myself into the Toughest Woman 因为怕痛,我把自己炼成最硬女人 Ancient Romance1.5M WordsCompleted [No romance, though the bonus chapters may have a romantic subplot] Chu Jiao was walking along minding her own business when someone who jumped from a building hit her, leaving her covered in blood. She died on the spot. When she woke up, she discovered she had transmigrated into a xianxia novel as a plot device. In the novel, Chu Jiao was a diligent human shield. Whenever the female lead was in mortal danger, she would show up right on cue and take every blow for her, like a walking shield. Th 25.5kReads8.2Score3.3kShelves
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  11. 11 See Those Spirit Beasts? I Raised Them 看见那群灵兽了吗,我养的 Ancient Romance630k WordsCompleted [Animated comic now available] [There are a thousand kinds of love] [Everyday cultivation + No CP + Cozy + Not a power fantasy] "Want to fall in love? Then come to [Die Without Romance]! Gentle, tsundere, alluring, aloof, gloomy, masters, senior and junior fellow disciples, half-demons... Whatever you like, we've got it! Come and win them over!" Su Tangxing: No, thank you. She'd rather live a good life and enjoy her cultivation. References: Miscellaneous Morsels from Youyang, Baopuzi, Classic o 24.9kReads9.5Score5.4kShelves
  12. 12 Peerless Sword Immortal: The Gengjin Sword Art 绝世剑仙:从庚金剑诀开始 Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted Two worlds + feel-good power fantasy + decisive and ruthless + gradually darkening tone + the only supernatural being in the modern world (being able to withstand missiles with your bare body barely counts as supernatural) After becoming supernatural, he stops eating beef. Everyone wants to be invincible, but in the end, only one person can be. From a petty nobody to the Lord of Calamity who subdues the heavens, it all begins with a correction ring. 1.7kReads7.1Score112Shelves
  13. 13 The Whole Family Can Hear My Thoughts: I’ll Just Watch You Perform 全家偷听心声,演,我就看你们演 Ancient Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [Physical edition of "Claiming the Pearl 2" goes on presale October 17 at 7:30 p.m.] [Mind reading + System + adored by the whole family + transmigrate into a book + play the pig to eat the tiger] Qiao Jiaojiao had accumulated so much virtue in her past life that the Old King of Hell granted her a rebirth with all her memories intact, plus a golden finger: a Virtue Points Shop. Qiao Jiaojiao was thrilled to start her new life, only to discover she hadn't been reborn at all. She'd transmigrated i 137.4kReads9.7Score16.6kShelves
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  14. 14 How Can You Cultivate Without Money? I Have a Trillion Spirit Stones 没钱修什么仙?我只有十万亿灵石 Urban89k WordsOngoing The protagonist, Chen Feng, transmigrates to the immortal cultivation world of Xianyuan Star and becomes a student with terrible talent, an invisible presence at school. After binding to a golden finger System, he discovers that he has an inexhaustible supply of spirit stones. In that case, all he can do is shop, shop, shop, buying whatever he lacks. When the school holds its college entrance exams, everyone suddenly discovers that the once-invisible student has already been accepted early by th 2Reads—Score—Shelves
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  15. 15 Beast Taming: A Pocket-Sized Post-Apocalyptic World 御兽:随身带着末世小世界 Urban1.3M WordsCompleted [Signed for a print edition, so enjoy with confidence] [Rotting Slime], [Abomination Giant], [Bloodflame Saint] [Little Ice Dragon], [Frost Lord], [Frostglow Bone Dragon] [Soul-Attracting Banner], [Soul-Summoning Banner], [Human Emperor Banner] Qian Er transmigrates to a world of beast tamers and becomes a dark-type beast tamer, but his progress is slow because he has no resources. Fortunately, he awakens an apocalypse portal that lets him travel to an apocalyptic world. There, he can feed flesh 20kReads8.9Score2kShelves
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  16. 16 The 1970s: The Female Side Character Is Beautiful, but Truly Ruthless 七零:女配虽然美丽但实在狠辣 Modern Romance478k WordsCompleted Everyone Is Evil, But There Are Good People Too [Romance included! If you have conventional values, don't read!!!] To get a chance to perform, Xu Lingwan locks her stepsister He Qingning in the restroom. Just as she's about to leave, something called a System binds itself to her. The System tells her that she's the vicious supporting female character, while He Qingning is the heroine. Since she bullied the heroine, her reputation will be ruined, and she'll eventually disappear without a trace. 24.1kReads9.0Score2.8kShelves
  17. 17 I Just Wanted to Be a Galactic Hunter—Why Am I on the Wanted List? 当个星际猎人,怎么登上通缉令了 Sci-Fi & Apocalypse1.2M WordsOngoing As an outlaw in the boundless stars, Mr. Lauren is an outstanding example of his kind. The renowned Interstellar Daily once offered this assessment: Mr. Lauren is a respectable yet mad gentleman. At times, he even acts like a well-mannered aristocrat from a bygone era. He isn't greedy, isn't lustful, and has none of the other perverse vices common among outlaws. Mr. Lauren has only one passion: carrying out terrorist attacks, which he does with tireless enthusiasm. He is always found in dan 27.2kReads9.1Score1.9kShelves
  18. 18 I Asked You to Train in Martial Arts, Not Punch Through the High-Martial World! 让你练武,你直接打穿高武? Urban1.4M WordsCompleted [High Martial] + [Grow stronger through battle] + [Satisfying fights] + [No female lead] + [Wish fulfillment] Spend Sage Moments to deduce martial arts without limit. Shen Shu transmigrates into a High Martial world where everyone can become a dragon. Facing a dire situation, he is fortunate to be able to earn Sage Moments through combat and killing. In a chaotic age of powerful clans and invading ferocious beasts, he rises from humble beginnings. Without exceptional talent, he can only rely on 12kReads8.6Score1kShelves
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  19. 19 You Took My S-Rank Talent? Now I'm a War God, and You're Scared! 抢我S天赋?我杀成军神你怕了? Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [High Martial Arts, Kill His Way to Becoming a God of War, Feel-Good, Half Military and Half School, Great Sage Powers] After transmigrating into a high-martial-arts world, his family took away his S-rank talent and gave it to the cousin they favored instead. They gave me an F-rank talent and kicked me out of the family? Then I guess I'll have to cheat! [If you don't join the Abyss-Suppressing Army, you'll see me as a frog in a well gazing at the moon] [Once you join the Abyss-Suppressing Army, 30.2kReads8.9Score2.7kShelves
  20. 20 Great, It’s the Pervy Neighbor. We’re Doomed 太好了,是变态邻居,我们没救了 Mystery2.6M WordsOngoing Jiang Ran was tricked into moving into an apartment called Alice, where all kinds of murderers and psychopathic criminals lived. Four other people were there with him. They were the twenty-fifth group of guinea pigs, taking part in a betting game watched live by wealthy viewers, who wagered on who would die first and who would survive to the end. The apartment was home to a [psychopath who liked skinning people to make kites], a [new Jack the Ripper who only killed women], a [highly educated, hi 62kReads7.8Score5.8kShelves
  21. 21 We Agreed to Slack Off and Play Games, So Why Are You Crushing Wall Street? 说好摸鱼打游戏,你爆杀华尔街? Urban1.6M WordsOngoing Wall Street prints his image on the back of banknotes to ward off evil. European leaders hang his photo to protect their nations’ fortunes. And that night, when he turned his gaze toward Japan, the entire island nation heard the sound of its national destiny shattering! Only Su Hao felt terribly misunderstood. He swore he was just a kindhearted gaming nerd who had somehow wandered into the stock market. It was just that the decisions he made on instinct always seemed to cause some inexplicable 24.7kReads9.0Score1.9kShelves
  22. 22 The Moment the Sword Rings 此刻,剑鸣之时 Urban2.5M WordsCompleted [The Church’s divine light shines upon the world, while mechanical armor soars across the sky. You wonder: Can a sickle tear through a mech? Can a war hammer reforge faith?] [Swords, spears, and clubs are no match for guns and mechs. A lifetime of hard training is no match for cybernetic augmentation. You declare: How can weapons be such cumbersome things!] [After swinging your blade a thousand times, you resonate with your weapon and create the “Breath Resonance Method.”] [Even ordinary iron ca 58.4kReads9.0Score6kShelves
  23. 23 Now That I’m Reborn, Who’d Still Run with the Gangsters? 都重生了谁还混社会 Urban3.1M WordsCompleted Short drama: "Loyal to the Skies: Starting Over" is now streaming The novel was originally titled "Now That I've Been Reborn, Who Would Still Run With Gangs?" [Reborn + business + lots of underlings + no groveling + no cowardice + taking the righteous path + law-abiding] A big shot from the underworld returns to 2010. Should he repeat his old mistakes and keep running with gangs, or abandon his underlings and take the road to a brighter future? No! I won't choose! In this life, I, Qin Jiang, wil 182.6kReads9.3Score18.3kShelves
  24. 24 First-Year Internship—And You Went to Site 749 to Contain Monsters?! 大一实习,你跑去749收容怪物 Urban3.9M WordsOngoing [Decisive killing] [How could any monster be good?] [All monsters deserve to die] [Ruthless] During his sophomore summer vacation, Lu Ding had planned to use the time to take an internship and earn some living expenses. Who could have expected that the construction site where he interned would excavate a bleeding stone? The workers fled one after another, but Lu Ding charged in with a rotary hammer. After transmigrating to this world nearly twenty years ago, Lu Ding’s golden finger, the Monster 638.1kReads9.5Score52.6kShelves
  25. 25 The Comic Empire: From Hong Kong to the World 漫画帝国:从香江到全球 Urban1.6M WordsCompleted [Reborn in Hong Kong] [Anime and film] [Miss Hong Kong] [Spin-off technology] [Building Hong Kong through comics] In 1980, Hong Kong had not yet been completely shackled by real estate, and its future was still up for grabs. In 1980, Japanese manga had just entered a period of growth and was beginning to show signs of going global. In 1980, Hong Kong's comics scene was thriving with a hundred schools of thought, and the godfather of comics, Huang Yulang, had yet to unite the industry. In 2025, t 6.4kReads7.1Score466Shelves
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  26. 26 Apocalyptic Crisis: Dawn Reboot 末世危机:黎明重启 Sci-Fi & Apocalypse1.4M WordsCompleted They're here! They're here! A shocking conspiracy is looming over the entire world! Natural and man-made disasters, with zombies everywhere! Please don't lose yourself in the darkness! May the dawn's light shine forever! 59.1kReads9.3Score4.7kShelves
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  27. 27 Surviving the Misty Apocalypse, I Build a Home with Eldritch Flesh 全民迷雾求生,我用邪神血肉建家 Sci-Fi & Apocalypse3.0M WordsOngoing [Flesh and Bone + Apocalypse + Lovecraftian Survival + Civilization Graveyard + Mass Transmigration + No Romance] When mist shrouded the world and monsters howled outside their windows, all the players huddled and trembled inside their dilapidated shelters. But Bai Yi was teleported onto the face of the Great Being known as the “Lord of Flesh,” where he witnessed a horrific feast as an even more terrifying being devoured a planet of flesh. The fragments of flesh and bone that splattered from th 143.1kReads9.1Score12kShelves
  28. 28 I Get Apocalypse Protagonists Government Jobs 我给末世主角们发编制 Sci-Fi & Apocalypse758k WordsCompleted (A feel-good power fantasy, with a beautiful, badass heroine who confiscates golden fingers) “Sheng is the boss around here. She's ruthless and doesn't waste words. Cross her, and she'll take you down!” In the year 2323 of the Star Era, the apocalypse is about to begin. Some people awaken their powers early, while reborn people are already making their moves… As the head of a new department, Sheng An is responsible for recruiting and leading all the powered and reborn individuals, preparing for 146.3kReads9.7Score21.1kShelves
  29. 29 In the Famine Years, This Shameless Old Lady Supports Her Whole Family as a Cleaner 饥荒年,极品老太当保洁养全家 Ancient Romance1.2M WordsOngoing The short drama based on this book, “In the Famine, I Scavenged for Trash to Feed My Family Meat,” is now streaming! Tian Yuerong was reborn. In her previous life, she had been a concubine in an official's family in the capital and had two sons and a daughter. After the principal wife died, Tian Yuerong was about to be made the new principal wife, but then her husband died too. With no one left to protect her, she was driven out to a country estate by the mistress of the main branch of the famil 1.7kReads8.2Score117Shelves
  30. 30 The Anti-Scam Prank Came True, and the Campus Belle and Rich Lady Are in Tears 反诈成真,极品校花和富婆急哭了 Urban1.2M WordsCompleted Poor student Wu Yu unexpectedly obtains the Anti-Scam Made Real System. From then on, scams no longer exist in the world. They’re all just money-printing machines for him! Scams promising a child in exchange for a hefty payment? A gorgeous mature beauty really does toss him a three-million deposit and ask him to partner up! Scams selling martial arts manuals? They give him a top-tier physique that lets him dominate the field! Scams involving trashy browser games? He rents out every computer on c 4.1kReads7.2Score437Shelves
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  31. 31 Villain: The Heroines Overhear My Thoughts and Go on a Killing Spree 反派:女主们偷听我心声后杀疯了 Urban173k WordsOngoing Wang Xuan transmigrates into the world of a modern-day harem power fantasy novel, becoming one of its villainous young masters. Bound to the Rant System, all he has to do is keep complaining to grow stronger. According to the System, if Wang Xuan plays his villain role well, he can return to his original world and receive a trillion in cash. For the sake of that enormous fortune, Wang Xuan decides to give it everything he’s got. But what he never expected was that the heroines in the novel could 18Reads5.9Score—Shelves
  32. 32 I, the Hidden Demon Venerable, Become a Father by Accident from the Start 我,隐世魔尊,开局意外喜当爹 Eastern Fantasy1.5M WordsCompleted [One Female Lead] [Devoted Husband] [Raising a Child] [Invincible] Ning Yechen was once an unparalleled Demon Venerable. He unified the Demon Realm by himself, beat the Immortal Realm to a pulp, and struck terror into the hearts of the Six Realms. Tired of all the fighting and killing, he eventually chose to live in seclusion among mortals, quietly enjoying life as a carefree hermit. Then one night, an Immortal Realm Empress, afflicted by a lust-inducing aphrodisiac, fell into the mortal world a 42kReads8.9Score5.6kShelves
  33. 33 Tragic Death Three Times—After the Villainess Gave Up, They All Panicked 惨死三世,女配摆烂后他们都慌了 Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted (Goofy, powerful heroine, satisfying revenge, crematorium arc, redemption for everyone, adored by all) Su Ling transmigrates into a novel about a powerful heroine cultivating immortality, becoming the male lead’s vicious fiancée. In the book, the black-hearted heroine makes a deal with a powerful ghost trapped in a stele, killing people and stealing their treasures wherever she goes. She uses a love curse to bewitch the male lead and his companions, making all five children of fortune fall for 42.1kReads9.4Score6.9kShelves
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  34. 34 You Call That a Healer? She Bludgeons Everyone to Death 你管这叫奶妈?她把人头都锤爆了 Ancient Romance3.6M WordsOngoing The print edition of I Can Pluck the Stars is available on all platforms. Genius + rich woman from the start. The day Ning Ruan left her village, a menace appeared on the Nine Provinces Continent. A mage? A sword cultivator? No, she just wanted to be a healer! All the continent’s geniuses: Shut up, you poisonous healer! Later: “Help! I never knew healers could heal people to death until I met Ning Ruan!” “But isn’t she a metal-element spiritual adept?” “Isn’t she wood-element?” “She’s clearl 234.7kReads9.5Score21.4kShelves
  35. 35 After Her Body Was Dumped, She Became the Villain Legion’s Cherished Darling 被抛尸后,她成了反派军团家团宠 Ancient Romance6.2M WordsCompleted [Print Edition of One Thought, Ashes Return to the Mountain: Preorders Open September 27 at 7 p.m.] Her own sister ripped out her phoenix bone, stole her talent, and tossed her into the Demon Rift like a dog! But against all odds, she survived and became the little demon girl cherished in the palms of the monsters living in the Demon Rift! The monsters of the Demon Rift: “Anyone who lays a hand on Niannian declares war on our entire demon clan!” She returns to the Five Continents, cuts down her 200kReads9.6Score27.1kShelves
  36. 36 Summon Ghosts! Draw Talismans! The General’s Eldest Daughter Came from the Underworld 捏鬼!画符!将军嫡长女地府来的 Ancient Romance3.9M WordsOngoing Meng Po, the goddess of the underworld, transmigrates into the body of the foolish eldest daughter of the Meng family, bringing with her the ability to see ghosts. [Household intrigue + occultism + zany comedy + funny female ghost + episodic ghost-catching stories + doted-on heroine + sweet romance + cultivation fantasy] A cheating stepmother? Time for you to leave! A willful, brainless younger sister? Time for you to leave! The Third Prince who broke off his engagement with her wants to marr 25.6kReads9.3Score1.8kShelves
  37. 37 Job Class: Boss – The Nation’s Geniuses Work for Me 转职老板,全国天才替我打工 Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Global Class Change] [Cooperating with the Nation] [Ensemble Cast] [New Classes] What’s it like to be a boss in a world where everyone changes classes? Yi Tian transmigrates to a world of Global Class Change on the day of the class change ceremony. In this era, the ceremony isn’t a celebration, but a gamble. Class awakenings are entirely random. Some good-for-nothings rise to the top overnight, while even geniuses can plunge into the abyss. And Yi Tian awakens the class [Boss]! Recruit employe 60.1kReads8.9Score7.1kShelves
  38. 38 With Two Powerful Parents and a Protective Master, How Could I Lose? 爹妈双大佬,师尊护犊子,怎么输 Eastern Fantasy1.2M WordsCompleted This book is also known as: “I’m already the villain, so why should I follow the rules?” and “If I can’t do whatever I want, what’s the point of being a villain?” Chu Feng, a crime boss in the underground fighting world, transmigrates to an immortal-cultivation world. Unlike others who transmigrate as the protagonist, he becomes a major villain. In the original story, the villain’s father is the patriarch of a reclusive divine clan, and his mother is a renowned matchmaker who runs brothels all 4.7kReads5.9Score386Shelves
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  39. 39 The Mortal Realm and the Demon Realm 凡界与魔界 Eastern Fantasy486k WordsCompleted The words of Remia, the Demon Goddess, echoed in Lili's mind: “No one can ever truly deny their nature. Your fate is in my hands. You can do everything in your power to run from it, but it will change nothing.” Lili, a dragon demon, is clever and highly skilled, but demonic schemes lurk over his head like ghosts. No matter how capable he is, he can never prepare for everything that might happen. But Lili is not in the mortal realm we know. And with a beautiful, immensely strong female warrior 13Reads—Score—Shelves
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