I Want to See the Most Outrageous and Shortest Books You Have

1 我 I Am 135 Years Old, Am I Still Not an Authority? Jelly VermicelliUrban741k WordsCompleted 13.2kReads6.7Score651Shelves

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Veteran Chinese medicine doctors over 100 years old have taken action to rectify the traditional Chinese medicine circle. I, you, are pursuing methods of using medicine to extend your life.

2 玉 Jade Girl Binding Dragon Cauldron Dreaming and Waking UpEastern Fantasy753k WordsCompleted 85Reads8.0Score—Shelves

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🔥 **"Jade Girl Binding the Dragon Cauldron" × "Xian Luo Huang Xuan" are both highly recommended! The mudslide in the fairy world is coming! ** 🔥 **"The Jade Girl Binding the Dragon Cauldron"** - When the evil leader meets the sweet-mouthed brother, why does the style of painting suddenly go wrong? The fairy in the blue skirt danced on the water, and Ye'er opened her mouth and farted a rainbow, but the next second... "Brother, come and be a cauldron~" The guqin turned into a fairy rope, and her dancing posture turned into a dragon locking formation! See how the sand sculpture boy uses earthy love words to counterattack the peerless female devil. You must be the strongest soft rice king in the world of immortality! (⚠️High-energy warning: the female protagonist is beautiful and powerful, but the male protagonist has a broken leg) **"Xian Luo Huang Xuan"** - Fu Yulong may be the worst casual cultivator in history! Even if he was regarded as a Qiankong Mountain bandit, the three eldest ladies actually discussed "accepting him as a Taoist companion" in the street? "The eldest sister despises the second sister for being greedy, and the third sister is still ogling her." - In this Dan Pavilion territory, should I run away or get married? Let's see how a rough guy, a casual cultivator, relies on his fierce temperament to survive in the righteous pursuit and peach blossom tribulation... Ah no, the path to immortality! (💥Famous scene: When the silver scales exploded in fright, what he took out was... An alchemy license?!) 🌟 **Common points**: ✔️ **Anti-routine Xianxia**: There is no bitterness and hatred, only mutual traps ✔️ **Ultimate contrast and cuteness**: Female A male O/Rough guy meets tiger and wolf words ✔️ **High-energy famous scene**: The fairy dancing on the water vs. The young lady who chooses a son-in-law on the street # Mudslide #reverse strategy #I am also working hard to survive today. Click to get double the happiness, and you will laugh until your spiritual power is disordered! 💫

4 从 It All Started When I Bought a Tough Girl a Chicken Leg Rice Bowl 180 km/h TricycleUrban409k WordsCompleted 3.2kReads7.3Score286Shelves

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This book is outrageous

7 传 Bureau of Legend Management Pest Control Team MemberEastern Fantasy1.4M WordsCompleted 213.6kReads9.6Score28.4kShelves

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Families! Help! I discovered a novel that is so imaginative that it can make people laugh until they cry! "Legend Management Bureau" directly opens the door to a new world! The protagonist Du Yu mentioned the "achievement of death" as soon as he appeared on the scene. He thought his life was game over, but he turned around and was arrested by the Legend Management Bureau to work as a "worker". His task was to correct the legend that had gone awry! Others are working part-time to move bricks, but he is working part-time to change his destiny. This operation makes me an expert! The first battle is the Wang Zha level mission - "Yi Shoots for Nine Days"! But this time, Yi was a mortal with no power, and Du Yu, a "social beast" who also had no superpowers, actually wanted to help him shoot down nine suns! Imagine two mortals scratching their heads and scratching their heads at the fireball in the sky, racking their brains to think of a solution. This scene is simply outrageous and funny! When ancient legends meet modern "working souls", what kind of sparks will collide? What outrageous operation will Du Yu use to save the Honkai plot? Come to the "Legend Management Bureau" and watch the social beasts counterattack and rewrite the myth, and you will laugh until you can't stop!

9 凡 Mortal Bones Master of One UpdateEastern Fantasy8.3M WordsCompleted 652.4kReads9.3Score89kShelves

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🔥"Mortal Bones" - That night the wind and snow knocked on the door and opened his path to immortality! 🔥 ❄️ **It was snowy and windy on New Year's Eve** The frail young man trembled and knocked on the red door, there was joy and laughter in the courtyard, and he was hungry and cold outside... ⚡ **A mortal bone, crushing the immortal door** When the world of cultivation laughed at his poor qualifications - Little did he know that this thin body hid a power that even the Nine Heavens Immortal was afraid of! "The road to immortality is cut off? Then I will open the sky with mortal bones!" #Mortal cultivating immortals #Hanmenrising #against the heavens and changing fate # 🌪️ **Click to witness how the humblest mortal bones can shake the three realms! ** (The copywriting creates empathy through the strong contrasting scenes of begging on New Year's Eve, uses the contrasting setting of "mortal bones" and "immortal roads" to highlight the core points of interest, and the closing sentence strengthens the sense of counterattack)

10 一 Confessions of a Mentally Ill Person Multiply by TwoMystery169k WordsCompleted 5.8kReads5.8Score1.3kShelves

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It's not long, but it twists and turns again and again, and the ending is unexpected. After reading it, I felt like I was mentally ill.

11 慈 Charity Champion Kidney The Drumming Moon9k WordsCompleted —Reads8.6Score—Shelves

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See if you can take another look

18 烟 Misty Rain Tower A Night of Misty RainEastern Fantasy9.3M WordsOngoing 817.9kReads9.6Score78.6kShelves

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Babies! Found a treasure! This book "Misty Rain Tower" is simply the anti-routine king! On the surface, Li Qingzhi, the owner of Yanyu Tower, is all-powerful and respected as a genius, but who would have thought that this boss is actually a "tool man"! The real boss behind the scenes is a mysterious and ruthless man who pretends to be a playboy every day. While chewing melon seeds and smashing them, he is stirring things up in the dark. This contrast made me laugh out loud! Even more amazing is the relationship between the male and female protagonists! When the heroine met the hero for the first time, she thought she was an unlearned prodigal, but he tricked her into drinking cold water and her teeth were blocked. The hero looked at the heroine's frantic appearance, laughing crazily in his heart, and pretending to be innocent on the surface: "I'm so good, how could I plot against you?" The two of them fell in love with each other on a daily basis, one worked hard for his career and pretended to be a pig, and the other was so angry that he stamped his feet but had to cooperate. This setting of happy enemies is really too good! Want to know how this pair of lively couples can stir up trouble in the world while arguing with each other? Come and watch "Misty Rain Tower" and you won't lose money by investing in it!

19 功 Merit-Forging Wooden Fish: I, Xu Xian, Become the Strongest Python Husband Fierce and InklessEastern Fantasy1.3M WordsCompleted 15.5kReads7.8Score1.8kShelves

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Traveling through time and becoming Xu Xian, you thought it was going to be a cliched plot? Big mistake! The protagonist is bound to the merit system, knocking on the wooden fish, and the merit value is crazy +1. By doing good deeds and conquering demons, his strength soared all the way, and he directly embarked on the road of cultivating immortality by eating hard food and convincing others with virtue. When the white lady saw him, she exclaimed: "My husband is actually a real immortal of fortune?" When traditional mythology meets novel ideas, Xu Xian is no longer a weak scholar. In this version of the story, he rewrites his destiny with his strength, making even Fahai fearful. Come to Tomato Novels to unlock the new legend of Xu Xian.

22 超 Unbelievably Wild! Six Uncles Protect the Little Firecracker, So Who Dares Mess with Her? Li YaoyaoModern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted 135kReads9.6Score18.1kShelves

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It's short, but really pretty. You can really take a look at it while relaxing.

23 邋 The Dirty Hero and the Mystical Demon King The Night Is Vast7k WordsCompleted —Reads8.6Score—Shelves

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You can try some fantasy short stories

24 机 Mecha Girl Era: Who Taught You to Operate a Mecha Girl Like That? The Penguin Who Can't Wake UpUrban1.4M WordsCompleted 63.6kReads9.7Score6.7kShelves

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Each of these four books is better than the last. You will definitely regret not reading it!

27 奶 The Ferocious Female Cockroach with Milk, the Rough Man Prince Flirts with Her Come and Listen to the Flowers Fall When You Are Looking for the Fragrance of Tea.Modern Romance117k WordsOngoing 6Reads—Score—Shelves

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Then go read it. No need to write me down. It's really good. Don't stop reading it just because of the title.

28 【 Short Story Collection Xianwu Listens to the RainAncient Romance23k WordsCompleted 72Reads9.4Score—Shelves

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Help, how can it be so beautiful?

32 十 The End of Ten Days Pest Control Team MemberMystery3.2M WordsCompleted 1.8MReads9.9Score209.3kShelves

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🔥"The End of Ten Days"🔥 High IQ secret room game｜Humanity Shura Field｜Brain-burning survival game 🕰️"Welcome to the Doorless House, nine survivors——" In the closed space, ten people woke up, and the man in the goat-head mask smiled and announced: "In the next ten days, please kill each other with lies." ✨Weird rules: ✔️ The clock is ticking, counting down to 720 hours ✔️ The walls hide murderous intent, and the squares divide life and death ✔️ Nine people survive? Who is the tenth "superfluous"? 🧠Famous scene of intelligent game ▸ Qi Xia's fingertips traced the horizontal and vertical lines on the wall: "This is not a room... It is a chessboard!" ▸ The doctor in the white coat crushed his spectacle lenses: "Twenty-four hours? She is inducing our cognition!" ▸ The cold female lawyer sneered: "Article 238 of the Criminal Law? No, the law of the jungle applies here." 💀When the goat head lifted the mask—— Half of a human face was revealed in the rotten stench: "On the first day, please vote for the first liar." ⚠️Warning: All members are evil people! Reversal in every chapter! A group of highly intelligent protagonists dig traps for each other, and lies are weapons! "Do you think you are solving a mystery? No, you are becoming a mystery." ——Enclosed space × Humanity experiment × Ultimate werewolf killing #High IQ brain-burning #Escape room #Psychological game #Dark survival game

37 带 Lao Kuai Who Leads the Pie and the Grumpy Sister Yu I Haven't Heard the Name of the Flower but I Know Its FragranceUrban158k WordsCompleted 1Reads5.8Score—Shelves

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There is no need to say much about this book. If you like to read it, just come and read it.