Absolutely Hilarious, Laugh-Until-Your-Stomach-Hurts Funny 巨搞笑，笑得肚子疼

1. 401 他 He Always Wants to Tap My Acupoints 他总想点我穴 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊26k WordsCompleted He Always Wants to Tap My Acupoints 4Reads—Score—Shelves

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   I thought we were in love, but it turned out that I was just a substitute. After I woke up, I put the scumbag's chat history on the company's big screen. The red dress and high heels are my farewell gift to the past. He could see everyone panic after the barrage. Tool man? No, I'm the screenwriter you can't reach.

2. 402 将 General, Lend Me Some Warmth 将军，借个热气 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊8k WordsCompleted General, Mind If I Borrow Some Warmth? 3Reads—Score—Shelves
3. 403 穿 I Became a Cannon Fodder Character and Built a City Beyond the World 穿成炮灰后我建了座无界城 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊10k WordsCompleted After Reincarnating as a Sacrificial Pawn, I Built a City Beyond All Worlds 2Reads—Score—Shelves
4. 404 前 My Ex-Husband Begged Me on His Knees Not to Leave 前夫跪着求我别走 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊17k WordsCompleted My Ex-Husband Knelt and Begged Me Not to Leave 141Reads—Score—Shelves
5. 405 替 The Stand-In Won’t Follow the Script 替身她不按剧本演出 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊13k WordsCompleted The Substitute Doesn’t Follow the Script 4Reads—Score—Shelves
6. 406 和 He Tucked the Divorce Agreement Into His Sleeve 和离书被他收进袖中 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊14k WordsCompleted He Tucked the Divorce Agreement into His Sleeve 164Reads—Score—Shelves
7. 407 惊 Shocking! Grandma at 76 Looks So Young 惊！76岁奶奶保养太好 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊17k WordsCompleted Shock! This 76-Year-Old Grandma Looks So Young 24Reads—Score—Shelves
8. 408 铁 The Iron-Blooded General Gets All Sweet Online 铁血将军在线撒娇 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊Marriage & Romance16k WordsCompleted The Iron-Blooded General Gets Cutesy Online 1Reads—Score—Shelves
9. 409 驸 The Prince Consort Is at His Breaking Point 驸马他撑不住了 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊Historical13k WordsCompleted The Prince Consort Can't Hold On Anymore 324Reads—Score—Shelves
10. 410 那 That Winter, My Senpai Asked Me to Stay the Night 那个冬天学姐留我过夜 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊9k WordsCompleted That winter, my senpai invited me to stay the night. 280Reads—Score—Shelves

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    During the lecture in my senior year, I peeked at the Xinjiang girl next to me hundreds of times. She was wearing Converse and her profile was stunning. She later became a household name. Eleven years later, at the vegetable market, she was wearing slippers and buying onions, holding half a butter chicken in her hand. "The chicken is a little loose," she said. I took out the notebook she dropped on purpose and said, "What you wrote - occupying a seat in the next lecture, does it still count?"

11. 411 婚 A Travel Companion Before the Wedding 婚前伴游 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊18k WordsCompleted A Pre-Wedding Travel Companion 311Reads—Score—Shelves
12. 412 我 I Mistook Him for My Girlfriend 我错把他当成女朋友 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊Marriage & Romance7k WordsCompleted I mistook him for my girlfriend 3Reads—Score—Shelves
13. 413 眼 On Those Days When Her Eyes Were Clear, She Was Especially Easy to Placate 眼神清澈的那几天，她格外好哄 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊Marriage & Romance7k WordsCompleted Those days when her eyes were clear, she was especially easy to coax. 5Reads—Score—Shelves
14. 414 耳 Starlight by My Ear: Deaf for Ten Years, He Heard Only Her Name 耳畔星光：他聋了十年，只听见她的名字 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊9k WordsCompleted Starlight by the Ear: He Was Deaf for Ten Years, and the Only Thing He Heard Was Her Name 175Reads—Score—Shelves
15. 415 我 I Became My Best Friend’s Moonlight 我成了闺蜜的白月光 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊10k WordsCompleted I Became My Best Friend’s White Moonlight —Reads—Score—Shelves
16. 416 让 You Were Told to Investiture the Gods, Not Start an Industrial Revolution 让你封神，没让你玩工业革命 A Boat Tethering the Moon浮舟系月Eastern Fantasy647k WordsOngoing After transmigrating into Jiang Ziya, he finds himself facing a divorce ultimatum from his seventy-two-year-old wife right from the start? No problem. He promptly hands her a “Divorce Compensation Agreement” and sends her packing with nothing! Faced with a cataclysmic Investiture of the Gods, where sages make empty promises and immortals and gods fight among themselves, Jiang Ziya awakens the “Wage Slave System” and declares: Don't talk to me about fate. Let's do something big first! Making stee 132Reads7.6Score—Shelves

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    The soul of the social beast penetrates Jiang Ziya, and the old wife is forced to divorce at the beginning! With the inheritance of the Soldier Saint, the old man turned into a handsome uncle in seconds! What, King Wen is his driver? The female general becomes his crush? Officials come to court 996? Nezha is a city manager... Zhang Zhang is hilarious!

17. 417 这 This Script Doesn't Seem Quite Right, Does It? 这剧本不太对吧？ Liangliang Ascends to Immortality亮亮成仙Eastern Fantasy355k WordsOngoing After transmigrating into the world of cultivation, he decisively chooses the “Flame Art” from the start, only for the old man to call him a complete idiot. Apparently, it was just there to fill out the selection... Looking at the heavenly art he got, no matter how he reads it, it seems downright improper. Why does this cultivation method require self-mutilation? And why do you all think I know how to make pills? Master! Can this possession of yours really take out a loan? As he sets out on his 43Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Abstract and funny, I recommend it to myself, princesses and princes, please taste it, hey hey [full] [full] [full]

18. 418 下 After Descending to the Mortal Realm to Cultivate Immortality, This Little Immortal Returned to Heaven in Sorrow 下凡修仙后，小仙我怅然归天 Lingnan School of Painting Literature岭南画派文学Marriage & Romance29k WordsCompleted After descending to the mortal realm to cultivate immortality, this little immortal returned to heaven in dismay 2Reads—Score—Shelves

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    She listened to the immortal officials talking about the great ways of the world every day, and watched the flowing clouds come and go unchanged every year. For three hundred years, she lived a boring and boring life. In her little fairy heart, she has never been obsessed with the supreme road, but only has a long-hidden wish - to go to the human world. All the immortals in the immortal world say that the human world is suffering, the mortal world is troubled, and greed, anger, and delusion are the most confusing to the Taoist mind. It is an ordinary purgatory that practitioners should avoid. But to Lingxi's ears, those pains and disturbances were far more vivid and interesting than the cold fairy mansion that had not changed for thousands of years. She lay on the edge of the sea of ​​clouds, supporting her chin,

19. 419 焚 Burning the Manuscript at Qingzhi Cove: The Southern Song Poetess Refuses to Cross Over 焚稿青芝坞：南宋才女不肯渡 Lingnan School of Painting Literature岭南画派文学Marriage & Romance28k WordsCompleted Burning the Drafts at Qingzhi Dock: The Southern Song Talented Lady Refuses to Cross the River 1Reads—Score—Shelves
20. 420 西 Pines and Cypresses at Xiling Betray Our Promised Time 西陵松柏负佳期 Lingnan School of Painting Literature岭南画派文学22k WordsCompleted Pines and cypresses of Xiling, missing the promised day —Reads—Score—Shelves
21. 421 逍 Carefree Immortal: After Descending to the Mortal Realm, I Ascended by Scrounging Meals 逍遥仙：下凡后，我靠蹭饭飞升了 Lingnan School of Painting Literature岭南画派文学35k WordsCompleted Carefree Immortal: After Descending to the Mortal Realm, I Ascended by Scoring Free Meals —Reads—Score—Shelves
22. 422 穿 I Became Fahai and Discovered Bai Suzhen Was My Ex-Girlfriend 穿成法海，发现白素贞是我前女友 Lingnan School of Painting Literature岭南画派文学Marriage & Romance28k WordsCompleted I Transmigrated as Fahai and Discovered That Bai Suzhen Was My Ex-Girlfriend 9Reads—Score—Shelves
23. 423 大 The Unluckiest Young Master in the Great Song Dynasty 大宋第一倒霉少爷 Lingnan School of Painting Literature岭南画派文学Ancient Romance40k WordsCompleted The Song Dynasty's Unluckiest Young Master 12Reads—Score—Shelves
24. 424 乱 Warlord of a Chaotic Era: I, Yang Zhong, Lay the Foundation for Sui's Eternal Empire 乱世战神：我，杨忠，奠基大隋万古江山 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Historical34k WordsCompleted War-Torn Era’s War God: I, Yang Zhong, Laid the Foundation for the Sui Dynasty’s Eternal Reign 3Reads—Score—Shelves
25. 425 鹊 No More Meetings at the Magpie Bridge: The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl Are Selling Riverside Apartments in Heaven 鹊桥别相会了，牛郎织女去天庭卖银河江景房 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷26k WordsCompleted No more meeting at the Magpie Bridge: The Cowherd and the Weaver Girl head to Heaven to sell Milky Way-view apartments 1Reads—Score—Shelves
26. 426 笑 I'm Dead! Bajie Works with His Old Flame at Huaguoshan Tourism 笑死！八戒在花果山文旅和旧情人上班 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Male-Channel Fanfiction29k WordsCompleted I’m dead! Bajie is working at Huaguoshan Tourist Resort with his old flame. 11Reads—Score—Shelves
27. 427 天 Dragon Cub in the Heavenly Prison: I’m Emperor Wu of Han’s Great-Grandson 天牢龙崽：我是汉武帝的皇曾孙 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Historical84k WordsCompleted Little Dragon in the Celestial Prison: I’m Emperor Wu of Han’s great-grandson 13Reads—Score—Shelves
28. 428 逃 The Pig Who Couldn’t Escape Gao Laozhuang: Bajie Works Like a Beast at Gao Laozhuang 逃不出高老庄的猪，八戒在高老庄当牛马 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Male-Channel Fanfiction26k WordsCompleted The pig who can't escape Gao Laozhuang: Bajie works like a beast of burden at Gao Laozhuang —Reads—Score—Shelves
29. 429 成 Don't Lie Flat on the Path to Buddhahood! Zhu Bajie Helps the Great Sage Open a Huaguoshan Tourism Company 成佛别躺平！猪八戒帮大圣开个花果山旅游公司 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Male-Channel Fanfiction29k WordsCompleted Don't Lie Flat on the Road to Buddhahood! Zhu Bajie Helps the Great Sage Start a Huaguo Mountain Tourism Company 1Reads—Score—Shelves
30. 430 八 Zhu Bajie Takes on Journey to the West: I’ve Attained Enlightenment, Now I’m Going Back to Gao Village to Slack Off 八戒闯西游：修成正果，俺回高老庄摆烂 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Male-Channel Fanfiction27k WordsCompleted Bajie Charges Into the Journey to the West: After attaining enlightenment, I’m heading back to Gao Village to slack off 5Reads—Score—Shelves
31. 431 八 Zhu Bajie Takes on Journey to the West: I Tear the Scumbag Bull Demon King Apart 八戒闯西游：手撕渣男牛魔王 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Male-Channel Fanfiction28k WordsCompleted Bajie Charges Into the Journey to the West: I Tear the Scumbag Bull Demon King to Pieces 5Reads—Score—Shelves
32. 432 别 While Others Build Careers, She Chases Handsome Men: Princess Taiping Turns All of Tang China Into Her Playground 别人搞事业她搞帅哥，太平公主渣翻全大唐 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Ancient Romance26k WordsCompleted Everyone else builds careers, but she goes after handsome men: Princess Taiping wreaks havoc across the Tang Empire 5Reads—Score—Shelves
33. 433 王 Honor of Kings: While Others Become Heroes, I Become a Minion and Slack Off 王者：别人穿英雄，我穿峡谷小兵摆烂 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Male-Channel Fanfiction25k WordsCompleted Honor of Kings: Everyone else becomes a hero, but I become a minion in the Rift and slack off 12Reads—Score—Shelves
34. 434 赤 The Red-Browed Rebellion’s Greatest Heroine 赤眉第一女枭雄 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷Ancient Romance37k WordsCompleted The Red-Browed Rebellion’s First Female Warlord 35Reads—Score—Shelves
35. 435 穿 Transmigrated to the Viking Age: I Conquer the North Sea by Playing It Safe 穿越维京：我靠苟道称霸北海 Little Lotus Among the Stars繁星小荷30k WordsCompleted Transmigrated to the Viking Age: I Rule the North Sea by Keeping My Head Down 48Reads—Score—Shelves
36. 436 规 I Set the Rules, and Three Thousand Divine Transformation Maidens 规则被我定，三千化神女 The Great Dao Strikes True, Pangu Transforms into a Divine Maiden大道打真盘古化神女Eastern Fantasy288k WordsCompleted P.S. This book has no set main plot. I write whatever comes to mind. It's all about absurd comedy, so don't read if that's not your thing! Good news: I'm invincible! I can decree the rules of the heavens and all worlds with a single word, and even the Tomato novel platform's reviewers have to follow my rules! Bad news: I have butterfingers! One slip of the hand or tongue, and everything turns into a mortifying disaster. From me to the greats of the heavens and all worlds, we're all so embarrass —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    This book is funny, fast-paced, and every chapter is funny and exciting. If you don't believe it, just read it [laughing]

37. 437 开 The Battle-Damaged System from the Start: A Little Humor Is Only Right 开局战损系统，搞笑一点很合理吧 Zi Shudao资蜀道Urban480k WordsCompleted [High Martial] [Has Female Characters, No Harem] Seriously, dude! Are you kidding me? I'm Lin Mo. I hadn't even finished my thesis, and the world was already gone! A blood-red star, sinkholes opening, and torrential rain: I scored the eldritch apocalypse starter pack! (`皿´) I bound myself to a "battle-damaged" Martial Arts Core. It runs on coughing up blood, and its predictions turn into a slab of hot iron? What a rip-off! Even worse is the "medical insurance System": to get reimbursed, you have 8Reads6.9Score—Shelves

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    This is definitely the funniest book I have ever read

38. 438 别 Don't Count on Doubao, He's Nothing but Trouble in Another World 别指望豆包了，它在异世纯添乱 Shanxin山信Ancient Romance218k WordsOngoing Hiking vlogger Lin Xiaoman was about to end her livestream when she unexpectedly transmigrated to a primitive world called the Great Wilderness. The good news was that she had a golden finger. The bad news was that it was a stupid AI assistant named Doubao. Its navigation was always wrong, and its item identification was pure nonsense. And she could even unlock the Meituan app? After going to great lengths to unlock Meituan, she had to unlock it all over again because she'd tried to save money. —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    No CP, the heroine travels to the primitive world, and has a funny daily life with a mentally retarded bean bag. The golden finger is a mobile phone, which can unlock the APP, but it is an APP adapted to the primitive world. She will join the tribe, unlock the APP and help the primitive people, funny daily life, highly recommended, quite good, the author's writing is okay

39. 439 我 I’ve Been Possessed for Ninety Thousand Years 我被夺舍九万年 I've Got a Rebellious Streak我这一身反骨啊Eastern Fantasy403k WordsCompleted I transmigrated, and then... I was possessed again. I was possessed for ninety thousand years. So, now that I've finally returned, let's see how I conquer the cultivation world and build a mighty empire. 453Reads6.3Score101Shelves

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    Very funny. The protagonist, Lao Liu, is joined by a ruthless gangster, the system Tianxiu captures the host and can be exploited, the battle pet Brother Flathead is jealous when he sees the money, the plot is novel, the Chinese succubus shakes the world of immortality [already planted]

40. 440 只 If I Have No Shame, Ascension Is Just Around the Corner 只要我不要脸，飞升指日可待 Fortune Cat發财猫猫Eastern Fantasy229k WordsOngoing System + absurd comedy + invincible, mortifyingly embarrassing antics After transmigrating to the cultivation world, everyone else meditates, comprehends the Dao, and bitterly cultivates for ten thousand years. I, Hao Xian, get bound to a ridiculously unscrupulous System that trades public humiliation for merit! The System shop lists only the names of its wares, never what they do. Before buying: What a bargain! After buying: I want to die. Spirit-Gathering Pill? Makes you fart all day. Ligh 4Reads—Score—Shelves

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    The kind of writing that can make your stomach hurt from laughter. Master Qingxuan lost control of his mouth, and recited a jingle in a serious and solemn tone: "Eat the elixir, the Taoist foundation will be strong, and the Nascent Soul will be perfected. I am the craziest~" The voice of the owner of Baicao Valley was soft and waxy, like a child, and he said in a serious and milky voice: "The medicine is fragrant, the spiritual light is bright, and the half-step transformation into a god is bright~"

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