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1. 51 长 Longevity: The Price of Trading Gold for Life 长生：氪金换命的日子 A Sky Washed Clear一洗碧空Eastern Fantasy1.3M WordsCompleted [Latest Update]: Li Changsheng’s current total lifespan: 1387612 hundred million years. Li Changsheng died alone of old age. After being reborn in a new world, he gained a character status panel. Spend gold to gain lifespan: one tael of gold buys one day of life. Every day he lives grants him one free attribute point. Li Changsheng is the cautious type. As long as he can keep a low profile, he has infinite lifespan at his disposal. Reborn in a parallel world similar to the era of World War I, he 3.8kReads7.2Score263Shelves
2. 52 我 I Have a Disease. Its Name Is Immortality 我有病，病名，长生 Si Lingmu司灵木Eastern Fantasy557k WordsCompleted [Longevity] [Daily life] [Eras] [Not really a System] … I was sick, terribly sick. From that day on, I fell into a deep sleep. I slept for so long, then woke up, then fell asleep again, for longer and longer stretches. … I thought medicine would cure me. But it didn’t. … Later, I fell asleep again. And woke up again. I looked around, bewildered. My family was gone, and so was Nancheng. I had come to a strange place, where immortals and immortal sects existed. … I thought cultivating immortality 16.2kReads9.2Score1.8kShelves
3. 53 打 Building a Scenic Attraction, My NPCs Are from Ancient Times! 打造景区，我的NPC来自古代！ Braised Eggplant Casserole红烧茄子煲Urban1.4M WordsOngoing [The short drama adaptation is now available] Qin Yao had just arrived in a parallel world when he inherited a tourist attraction! But to his surprise, it was on the verge of bankruptcy. There weren’t any attractions to speak of, and he couldn’t even afford to hire NPCs. He was about to sell the place, since the land alone was worth a fortune. But Qin Yao never expected to bind himself to an NPC System! The System had only one function: it could bring people from the pages of history to work as 75.6kReads9.2Score8kShelves
4. 54 马 The Toilet Protagonist Leads Players on Adventures Across the Heavens 马桶主角带着玩家闯诸天 Catfish Tofu鲇鱼豆腐Male-Channel Fanfiction1.3M WordsCompleted [Fourth Calamity with No Respawn Limits] [The protagonist is truly invincible and doesn't deliberately hold the players back] [Features sci-fi apocalyptic anime, the Marvel Universe, and classic apocalyptic blockbusters] [No heroine, no harem] [Invincible power fantasy, passionate action] [No personal agendas; the players get along well] [The most important thing is saved for last: the author isn't going to vanish] The good news: Chen Han has been reborn and is invincible. The bad news: He's so 10.2kReads9.0Score755Shelves
5. 55 流 The Hooligan Tutor: Turning Fusu into a Gangster Crown Prince 流氓帝师：爆改扶苏黑道太子爷 The King of Qin Circles the Pig秦王绕猪Historical445k WordsOngoing [Lighthearted + Farming + Going Dark + Absolutely No Decency] [The Qin Dynasty’s Hooligan Tutor: From the Start, I Turned Fusu into a Black-Market Crown Prince] Qin Xuan transmigrates to the Qin Dynasty as a minor county magistrate from the Ying clan, and even gains custody of Fusu. Heartbroken by how weak and merciful Fusu was in his previous life, he spends six years secretly turning him into a black-market crown prince. From then on, Fusu punches the nursing home in the south and kicks the ki 1.6kReads9.0Score166Shelves
6. 56 洪 Honghuang: Starting on Kunlun Mountain, I Transformed into Countless Clones 洪荒：开局昆仑山，化身亿亿万 People Blessed by Heaven天佑之民Eastern Fantasy2.7M WordsCompleted A wisp of true spirit accidentally entered the Primordial World and merged with a high-grade Innate Spiritual Root, a Pure Silver Apricot Tree on Kunlun Mountain. To condense his primordial spirit, he expended a great deal of his source energy and fell to the rank of a Low-grade Innate Spiritual Root. With such a humble origin, he risked becoming a child attendant to one of the many top powers of the Primordial World. To avoid being reduced to ashes in the endless calamities of the Primordial Wo 29.3kReads9.0Score2.3kShelves
7. 57 鸿 Hongjun Is Losing It: How Does Pangu Have a Younger Brother? 鸿钧人麻了，盘古怎么还有个弟？ Big Pineapple from Beifu北扶大菠萝Eastern Fantasy1.7M WordsCompleted At the dawn of chaos, before Heaven and Earth had been formed. Before the Three Thousand Chaos Gods had ever appeared. Hong Yuan had already transmigrated here, and become Pangu's younger brother by the same mother. He also became the only being in all of chaos to survive. Faced with the primeval world transformed from his elder brother, Hong Yuan naturally upheld the fine tradition of a younger brother inheriting from his elder brother. Do you even know where the word “Hong” in “Honghuang” come 49.6kReads8.6Score4.9kShelves
8. 58 人 Writing a Diary in the Jie Sect, Tongtian Gets Played for a Fool 人在截教写日记，通天被玩坏了 Rampaging Portuguese Egg Tart暴走的葡式蛋挞Eastern Fantasy2.0M WordsCompleted Ying Yuan woke up one day to find that he had transmigrated to Mount Kunlun in the Primordial World. He had become an evil dragon, formed from the power of wickedness at the dawn of creation. As an innate evil dragon, he was steeped in wickedness and burdened by karma. The Human Religion refused to take him in, the Chan Sect despised him and called for his death, and the Dragon Clan of the Four Seas wanted nothing to do with him. With no other choice, he joined the Jie Sect as an outer sect disc 87.7kReads9.2Score8.9kShelves
9. 59 破 An Unprecedented Promotion: Is This Really Such a Big Deal? 破格提干：你们至于吗？ Black-Hearted Old Six黑心老六Urban1.1M WordsCompleted Have you ever served in the military? If you had another chance, would you enlist again? Would you want to relive that life of "one person gets sick, the whole unit gets shots"? Would you want to return to the place that made you suffer while you were there, but miss once you had left? 18kReads8.9Score1.2kShelves
10. 60 超 The Time-Traveling Bookshop's Most Devoted Reader Is Zhu Yuanzhang! 超时空书店，忠实读者是朱元璋！ Lone Mountain of Chu楚山孤Historical644k WordsCompleted Zhu Chen returned to his hometown and opened a bookstore. Business was slow. But then a peculiar reader showed up, dressed like someone from ancient times. Zhu Chen wasn’t surprised, assuming he was an actor who made a living taking photos with tourists at a scenic spot. The two hit it off, chatting freely about everything from ancient times to the present, and Zhu Chen even taught him a few things. One day, several years later, time and space converged. Zhu Chen walked out of the bookstore alon 28.5kReads8.8Score2.3kShelves
11. 61 幼 Ferocious Kindergarten: Sizhi Leads the Way in Learning the Art of Insults 幼儿园凶猛，兕子带头学抡语 Tang Yiyi棠亿亿Historical1.1M WordsCompleted [Historical worlds + lighthearted + slice of life + slow-paced + no female lead + no harem] A seemingly ordinary kindergarten has students from every dynasty. Li Shimin's daughter, Xiao Sizi; Zhu Yuanzhang's eldest grandson, Zhu Xiongying; young Fusu; young Ying Zheng; young Zhu Gaochi; young Zheng Jing... The children go to school during the day and bring the latest news or things they've learned back to ancient times at night. Zhu Xiongying: “Father, hurry and save Mother! She'll have a diffic 6.4kReads8.9Score589Shelves
12. 62 老 Bro, You're a Cop, Not a Thug! 老弟，你是警察，不是暴徒啊 KISS in the CloudsKISS云中Mystery1.0M WordsCompleted Reborn? Xiao Mu: No need to panic. This is nothing. Remembering how he had worked himself to death in his previous life, he wanted to live a lazy life this time around. Fate’s Wheel: No, you don’t. Congratulations, you’ve acquired the abilities of a human weapon, an all-seeing eye, mastery of a hundred martial arts, superhuman hearing, an extraordinary physique, an unparalleled sense of smell, the power to imitate, and more... Xiao Mu: (￣ω￣;) Are you trying to force me to show off in front of ev 4.6kReads9.5Score540Shelves

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