In a Reading Slump. Recommend Something Light and Funny, Preferably Short 厌书期，求轻松搞笑的书，不要太长的短文最好

1. 101 闪 Flash Marriage to the CEO: The Sweet Wife Is Making Her Escape 闪婚总裁：甜妻要出逃 South Chang, North Sheng南昌北盛Modern Romance4.0M WordsCompleted At her engagement party, her best friend set her up, making her the laughingstock of the crowd. Just as she was trying to find a way to save face, who would have thought the lifeline she grabbed would be the cold-blooded CEO of RS, a man everyone was terrified of? But she wasn’t the harmless little flower she seemed, either, someone anyone could push around. Let’s see who comes out on top... 223Reads7.4Score—Shelves
2. 102 闪 A Whirlwind Marriage, A Devoted CEO Husband 闪婚独宠：总裁老公太难缠 Su Zi苏子Modern Romance3.5M WordsCompleted On Christmas Eve, she secretly returns to the country to surprise her boyfriend. But when she opens the door, she catches him fooling around with her cousin, shattering her worldview. Heartbroken, she goes to a bar to drink away her sorrows, but accidentally wanders into the men’s restroom, where she encounters a stunningly handsome, icy-cold man. She immediately swoons. “How can anyone be this handsome?” Her aunt sells her to an old man for money, but the icy stranger appears again and intercep 1.2kReads8.9Score209Shelves
3. 103 闪 A Contract Marriage with the CEO 闪婚总裁契约妻 Plucking Flowers, Brushing Willows拈花拂柳Modern Romance4.3M WordsCompleted [Delicate, sweet little beauty vs. Proud, aloof young master] [Sweet romance + Devoted husband + Contract marriage + Marriage first, love later] Gu Xixi was set up and ended up in a powerful man’s bed. After one passionate night, the man pulled out a check. “Here’s five million. Keep quiet about what happened today.” But then she accidentally got pregnant, and the two were forced into a whirlwind wedding, becoming a contract couple. Yin Sichen had thought this marriage was nothing but an act. Bu 2.6kReads9.0Score2.1kShelves

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   Help!!! After a whirlwind marriage to a domineering CEO, I became the heroine of a substitute novel?! I caught my scumbag sister in bed, and the whole internet mocked me as a "laughing stock of the wealthy family"? A contract fell from the sky! Business tycoon Lu Chenzhou pinned me against the wall: "Marry me, and I'll make them kneel and apologize." The moment the diamond wedding ring slipped onto my ring finger, I thought I had grasped a lifeline, but little did I know I was stepping into an even more thrilling hell—a photo of a beautiful woman drifting into the study late at night, a surrogacy clause hidden in the prenuptial agreement, and even a sterilization surgery form I was forced to sign! It turns out I was just a substitute for his substitute, and this marriage was a meticulously calculated deception from the very beginning. When I left with nothing but a pregnant belly, I returned to the wealthy family three years later as the real heiress. The once arrogant CEO Lu grabbed my skirt in the pouring rain, his eyes red-rimmed, and pressed me against the hood of his luxury car: "I was blind back then, please look at me now!" Substitute fiction, running away with a baby, the real and fake heiress's comeback... All the high-energy plots you want to see are here! Come and witness this extreme tug-of-war from contract to true love, and tonight join the heroine in tearing apart the scumbags, it's incredibly satisfying!

4. 104 大EN A Freshman Internship, and You Go to Bureau 749 to Contain Monsters 大一实习，你跑去749收容怪物 Gaara's Sand我爱罗的沙Urban4.0M WordsOngoing [Decisive killing] [How could any monster be good?] [All monsters deserve to die] [Ruthless] During his sophomore summer vacation, Lu Ding had planned to use the time to take an internship and earn some living expenses. Who could have expected that the construction site where he interned would excavate a bleeding stone? The workers fled one after another, but Lu Ding charged in with a rotary hammer. After transmigrating to this world nearly twenty years ago, Lu Ding’s golden finger, the Monster 525.3kReads9.5Score41.9kShelves

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   Highly rated, top-rated novels; a must-read for a 20-year veteran reader.

5. 105 给 I Was Just Keeping My Sister Company at School, Then I Accidentally Became Invincible 给妹妹陪读的我，不小心无敌了 Nameless End断末无铭Urban3.4M WordsOngoing [Superpowers] + [School Life] + [Passionate] + [Defend the Homeland] + [Aloof Protagonist Who Dotes on His Little Sister] In his previous life, Zhong Yuan watched helplessly as his sister fought desperately against monsters, only to meet her tragic end. When he opened his eyes again, a mysterious golden coffin had sent him back four years and given him a special ability: a 100% success rate when absorbing the abilities of other races, with the potential to reach the highest level. Four years ago 19.2kReads8.9Score2kShelves
6. 106 丹EN The Supreme Sage of Alchemy 丹道第一圣 Third Brother of Shituo Ridge狮驼岭老三Eastern Fantasy1.9M WordsCompleted As a max-level alchemist, is it really that unreasonable to eat pills for every meal? And learning martial arts to become invincible for self-defense makes perfect sense, right? The year's breakout hit [No System, genius protagonist, invincible lead, ensemble cast] 186.8kReads9.3Score22.2kShelves
7. 107 这 This Top Scholar Plays by His Own Rules 这个状元路子有点野 The Foundation of One's Life立身之本Historical2.3M WordsCompleted [Farming + imperial examinations + alternate history + lighthearted] My Parents Flipped the Table and Quit, So I Want to Take the Imperial Exams Too Just as Wang Xuezhou was about to reach the peak of his life, he transmigrated. The good news: in this life, his parents were loving, and his siblings got along. The bad news: the whole family was pinching pennies to fund his eldest uncle's studies. They had next to nothing and were living on coarse grain and wild greens. But before he could flip t 51.6kReads8.9Score6.4kShelves
8. 108 请 Your Highness, Go to Your Death! 请皇兄，赴死！ Brew Little Wine煮小酒Historical1.1M WordsOngoing Zhou Che is reborn as the sixth prince of Great Xia, but his five elder brothers keep closing in on him. They want to strip me of my claim to the throne! They want to confiscate what little my family has left! They want to take the woman I love and kill me! If that’s how it is “If you, my brothers, can kill your own kin, why can’t I?” “If you can fight for the realm, why can’t I?” “You all think yourselves capable. What makes me any less so?!” Zhou Che rises with his sword drawn. “Your sixth bro 31.3kReads9.2Score2.5kShelves
9. 109 哥 My Brother Chose to Accompany His Junior, and His Sister-in-Law and I Lost Our Lives 哥哥为陪学妹，害嫂嫂和我丧命 A Glimpse of Sang一见桑11k WordsCompleted My Brother Got My Sister-in-Law and Me Killed Just to Keep His Junior Company —Reads—Score—Shelves

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   It's pretty good, not slow, and doesn't have a "Mary Sue" attitude.

10. 110 吸 The Bloodsucker Mom Gets Her Comeuppance 吸血虫妈妈的报应 Heng Ya恒涯12k WordsCompleted Before the college entrance exams, Mom feared I'd escape her control, so she threatened to kill herself unless I applied to a local university. I begged Dad to help, and together we managed to change my application back to a university far away before the deadline. But Mom still wouldn't give up. The whole family moved, and she continued controlling every aspect of my life at school. I developed severe depression. When Mom forced me to eat something I was allergic to, I gave in obediently. I fin 2Reads—Score—Shelves

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