Why Does the MC Have to Be a Lovesick Fool from the Start to Get a System?

1 快 The New Year Is Almost Here, and I Activated the Tycoon System Cuckoo Has Become a SpiritUrban1.8M WordsCompleted 38.2kReads8.5Score2.4kShelves

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Today's novels are too stereotyped. The protagonists in their novels are all fucking idiots. They must be licking dogs at the beginning, and they must be incompetent and furious when they find out that they have been cheated. These people undoubtedly have brain problems. In 2025, when consumption is downgraded, how can there be so many fucking idiots?

4 女 The Empress Sent Me to Marry for Peace, and a Million Snow Cavalrymen Storm the Divine Capital Flower God SixEastern Fantasy368k WordsCompleted 3.5kReads6.2Score213Shelves

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It's all about being happy, the main thing is not to feel aggrieved

7 杀 I Gain Points for Killing, and Now I'm Forced to Livestream a Death Game Yong MingUrban946k WordsCompleted 6.9kReads8.3Score543Shelves

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Now, this is not it

8 开 From the Start, Selling Muscle-Building Tonics at a Street Stall Yi QingfengUrban8.9M WordsCompleted 358.3kReads9.7Score43.7kShelves

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[Warning until you laugh until you cry! While all the time travellers on the Internet are busy saving the world, the male protagonist Jiang Nan sets up a pony on the street and sells "Purple Goji Berry" and "Social Death Durian" to fight his way through the circle of superpowers! Being struck out of the heaven-defying system by lightning, unlocking the "god-level secrets of street stall literature": 5 cents of stickers can seal the devil, stinky tofu bombs explode the true ancestor of repairs, and even the leftover bamboo dragonflies can make the school beauty dance to "Pure Land" in the air! The author uses his imagination to create nuclear explosion-level settings and brings "anti-routine" to the interstellar level. One second, Jiangnan was using the [Fart Escape Talisman] to kill the entire network of villains. The next second, he pulled out an SSS-level ancient mythical beast from the school beauty's pearl earrings?

9 从 From Unlimited Copying to Controlling the Glacial Apocalypse White Porcelain Listening to Night RainSci-Fi & Apocalypse2.0M WordsCompleted 108.6kReads8.7Score12.3kShelves

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Both have systems to slap green tea in the face