Why Does the MC Have to Be a Lovesick Fool from the Start to Get a System? 我不理解，为什么一定要开局是舔狗？才能获得系统

1. 1 快 The New Year Is Almost Here, and I Activated the Tycoon System 快过年，我激活了神豪系统 Cuckoo Has Become a Spirit咕咕成精了Urban1.8M WordsCompleted Just before the Lunar New Year, Su Yang activates the God-Tier Tycoon System! He falls into deep thought. How can he make a little splash when he goes home for the New Year, without being too showy? Live up to his parents' hopes. Rebuild the old family home in the countryside. Put more smiles on his parents' faces, and earn more respect and less teasing from his relatives and friends. Perhaps that's what it really means to return home in glory? [Goofy comedy + daily life + multiple women + enjoy 22.3kReads8.4Score944Shelves

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   Novels these days are all too similar. The protagonists in their stories are all fucking idiots. They have to start out as sycophants, and when they find out they've been cheated on, they have to be impotently furious. These people are undoubtedly mentally unstable. In 2025, a year of declining consumption, where the fuck are all these idiots coming from?

2. 2 建 Building from Farm to Empire: I Am the King of the Far East! 建造从农场到帝国，我是远东王！ The Imaginative Wang脑洞大开的汪Historical269k WordsCompleted [Urban] [System] [Farm] [Fishery] [Development] Wang Chao, a legendary bathhouse king, transmigrates to Russia and wakes up beside Catherine the Great? He gets a golden finger System, a base vehicle from the start, and takes over a vast, fertile farm in the Far East? Can he even unlock hidden modules with his wealth? What’s there to say? Just get to work. Sled dogs, brown bears, soldiers, engineers... Give me an army, and make it big! High-yield potatoes, hybrid rice, super corn... Genetically m 508Reads6.6Score—Shelves
3. 3 驰 Racing Through Life: Starting with a Crummy System 驰骋人生：从接收苟系统开始 Mountain Daiwang山戴王Urban212k WordsOngoing A fake rich guy story, daily life, one female lead (believe it?) Chen Bo, a corporate wage slave, was hit by a breakup and a layoff at the same time. By chance, he activated the Ride Through Life System. He scored tens of millions in cashback and got himself a Brabus G900 Rocket. His personal butler was on call around the clock to meet his every need. The daily three-question segment unlocked even more outrageous antics: writing philosophical manifestos with instant noodles and playing mahjong w —Reads—Score—Shelves
4. 4 女 The Empress Sent Me to Marry for Peace, and a Million Snow Cavalrymen Storm the Divine Capital 女帝送我去和亲，百万雪骑踏神都 Flower God Six花神六Eastern Fantasy368k WordsCompleted [A prince sent off to marry for peace?] [March north to rescue the emperor!] [Head south to capture the dragon!] [Stacked buffs!] [Slightly unhinged] Li Hao opens his eyes to find he has become the sixth prince of the Great Zhou Divine Kingdom. On his first day, the empress defies all opposition and issues an outrageous edict. “Effective immediately, send the sixth prince to the Turkic Khaganate to marry for peace!” Li Hao is dumbfounded! What kind of absurd, romance-novel heroine move is this? 5.7kReads6.2Score291Shelves

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   Just enjoy it, the main focus is on not feeling stifled.

5. 5 重 Reborn to Steal Heaven's Inheritance, I Use Daoist Arts to Conquer the Doomsday 重生窃取天道传承，道法杀穿末世 Burning Bamboo, Warming Wine焚竹温酒Sci-Fi & Apocalypse3.2M WordsCompleted [A Fresh New Premise] [Apocalyptic Imagination] [An Unmissable Read] [Apocalypse + Rebirth + Invincible + A Huge Harem + 100 Illustrations + Ruthless + Mythology Returns + Taoist Arts + Superpowers + Inheritances from Gods and Demons + Inheritances from the Hundred Schools of Thought] The apocalypse arrives, zombies run rampant, and mutated beasts are everywhere. Jiang Yu, a young Taoist priest, is betrayed and brutally murdered by his brothers. Reborn before the apocalypse, he steals the inheri 13.7kReads7.8Score1kShelves
6. 6 末 Apocalypse: I Tamed a Blonde Bombshell from the Start 末世：开局驯服金发大波浪 Cat Immortal猫猫仙人Sci-Fi & Apocalypse638k WordsOngoing [Lots of beautiful women + all kinds of professions and identities + coercion + System + everyday life in the apocalypse + feel-good power fantasy + a little bit of the bizarre] Betrayed by his family and saddled with debt, Fang Ming drifts through each day in a daze, convinced his future is hopeless. But when he wakes up one day, the apocalypse has arrived! Zombies roam the cities, creatures from other worlds emerge from the fog, and strange monsters lurk in the darkness... Before long, human 421Reads8.2Score—Shelves
7. 7 杀 I Gain Points for Killing, and Now I'm Forced to Livestream a Death Game 杀人加点的我，被迫直播死亡游戏 Yong Ming雍名Urban946k WordsCompleted My new work is out! You can read it on Tomato Novel. I hope you enjoy it. Your support motivates me to write, and I'll do my best to tell every story well! 3kReads8.3Score230Shelves

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   Well, this isn't it.

8. 8 开EN Starting with a Street Stall Selling Super Strength Potions 开局地摊卖大力 Yi Qingfeng弈青锋Urban8.9M WordsCompleted [Qingfeng's new novel, This Player Has a Problem in the Head, is currently serializing and has plenty of chapters ready to binge] Earth enters an era of spiritual qi revival, and humanity begins awakening supernatural abilities! Jiang Nan awakens the strongest street-stall System from the start. Potions of Strength? Detoxifying Yellow Beans? Lucky Cherries? They're flying off the shelves! The world's top tycoons, richest man, popular streamers, and peak powerhouses all come to buy them. Jiang Na 333.1kReads9.7Score43.5kShelves

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   [Warning: Laugh-out-loud moments!] While transmigrators across the internet are busy saving the world, the protagonist, Jiang Nan, sets up a small stool on the street, selling "diarrhea-inducing goji berries" and "durian-inducing delicacies" to conquer the supernatural world! Struck by lightning, he unlocks a heaven-defying system, revealing the "god-level secrets of street vendor literature": a 5-cent screen protector can seal a demon god, a stinky tofu bomb can blow up a cultivation patriarch, and even a leftover bamboo dragonfly can make the school beauty dance to "Gokuraku Jodo"! The author uses a mind-blowing, nuclear-level setting to take "anti-routine" to an interstellar level—one second Jiang Nan is using a "fart escape talisman" to make the villain die a social media frenzy, and the next second he pulls out an SSS-level ancient divine beast from the school beauty's pearl earring?

9. 9 从 From Infinite Duplication to Ruling the Ice Age Apocalypse 从无限复制到执掌冰河末世 White Porcelain Listening to Night Rain白瓷听夜雨Sci-Fi & Apocalypse2.0M WordsCompleted The novel has surpassed 10 million reads. Its short-drama adaptation, The Awakening Journey in the Extreme Cold Apocalypse, has surpassed 6 million saves, and it has also been adapted into multiple animated dramas. Read with confidence. (Extreme-cold apocalypse, rebirth, genetic locks, comeback and face-slapping, decisive and ruthless, lone wolf plus a Primal Beast army, completed) Also known as: Extreme Cold Apocalypse: I Stockpiled Billions of Supplies with a Treasure Basin In his previous li 66.9kReads8.7Score5.4kShelves

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   Both have systems that expose the scheming women.

10. 10 冰 The Ice Age Apocalypse: I Hoarded a Hundred Billion in Supplies 冰河末世，我囤积了百亿物资 Sea of Memories记忆的海Sci-Fi & Apocalypse7.4M WordsOngoing Doomsday + reborn + massive stockpiling + playing it safe + unlimited space + dark revenge, no saintly protagonist The world enters an ice age. The freezing apocalypse arrives, and 95% of the planet's population perishes! In his previous life, Zhang Yi was killed by people he'd helped because of his kind heart. Reborn one month before the freezing apocalypse, Zhang Yi awakens a spatial ability and begins frantically stockpiling supplies! Short on supplies? He empties the hundred-billion-yuan war 360kReads8.7Score17.8kShelves

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