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System: I’ll Die If I Don’t Get a Girlfriend 系统，不交女友就会死
My name is Chen Fan. I eat steamed buns and pickles every day and work two jobs, spending all my earnings on my goddess. I even used my inheritance to buy her a house, with only her name on the deed. My goddess and her boyfriend took over my house... When I caught them in the act, they pushed me down the stairs. And now, I've been reborn…
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I Farm Tomatoes for Loot, and I’m the Nation’s Favorite Son-in-Law 刷番茄爆道具，我是国民好女婿
[Multiple power-ups + multiple heroines + no doormat protagonist + showbiz + not pure romance + a bit of a playboy + plagiarist author] The rating is low because it just came out, but it’ll go up later. You won’t regret giving it a try. The ultimate nobody Cao Chao accidentally discovers that watching ads on Tomato Novel earns him rewards. So why not watch them nonstop? Once I become the CEO of Tomato, there’ll have to be an ad on every page. [Watch an ad for a popular Tomato influencer’s girlfr
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My Soul Travels Back to 1972, Where I Raise Beauties and Ride the Tide of the Times 魂穿七二，培养美人横扫时代浪潮
[Period] [Sign-In] [Divine Doctor] [Space] [Farming] [Sweet Romance] A real estate tycoon transmigrates into 1972 and binds to the Red Dust Karma System from the start! Ling Feng uses supplies and skills to establish absolute authority, winning hearts through “feeding” and “protection.” Ling Feng has a portable space, peerless medical skills, and deadly combat abilities. He knows that in these unusual times, supplies give you face, personal connections are the substance, and your fists are your
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I Made the Campus Belle Cry in Her Dreams, and When She Woke Up, She Couldn't Stop Chasing Me 梦里虐哭校花，醒来竟疯狂倒追我
The rating has only just come out. It'll go up later! Please trust the author! [Powerful Male Lead + Plenty of Ambrosia + Beautiful Women Pursue Him + Lie Flat and Enjoy Life + Multiple Female Leads + Lighthearted Comedy] Freshman Chen Yuan awakens the [Anything Is Possible in Dreams] System as soon as he arrives at school! At first, when he pulled the campus belle into his dreams, she resisted in every way and called Chen Yuan a shameless playboy. But later she discovered that the things Chen Y
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- 305 RT Sequence Highway: Don't Fall Behind! 序列公路：不要掉队！ [Fresh Premise + Not Mindless Wish Fulfillment + Not Invincible + Sequence Potions + The Supernatural + Road Survival + Upgrading Supplies + Ruthless Protagonist] The supernatural descended, turning cities into forbidden zones for humanity. People had to rely on Sequence Awakened to keep migrating. Settled life gave way to a nomadic existence. During one such migration, Chen Ye awakened an upgrade System. In his hands, a rusty bicycle transformed into an armored battle vehicle. A tattered tent e 603.5kReads8.5Score39.5kShelves
- 306 Everyone in the Family Except Me is a Transmigrated Bigshot 幼崽读心：全家除我都是穿越大佬 [Big shots raising a child + path to wealth + sweet romance + heroine can hear her whole family's thoughts] Four-year-old Juan Juan had a father who didn't like her, a mother who didn't love her, and an older brother who bullied her. She had to carry the burden of her broken family all by herself. Her parents and brothers went to the market, but a rockslide sent them and their ox cart tumbling down the mountain. But when they woke up, they had all changed. What's more, even though none of them m 20.3kReads9.2Score3.3kShelves
- 307 City TV Dramas: Making a Name for Myself, Starting with Mr. Good 都市影视：从好先生开始叱咤风云 (Light Novel + Multiple Female Leads + Slow Pace + System + Everyday Urban Life + TV Dramas + Entertainment Industry + Behind the Scenes) A mighty wind topples the parasol tree, Without money, even the road to heaven is out of reach. Waves beat away a pure heart, Leaving only money and gold to care about. The east wind shatters a young man’s dreams, And from then on, his heart is pure no more. How fortunate that Jiang Lai is in this world, To soothe the ache that lingers in my heart. This is a 4kReads6.4Score100Shelves
- 308 Urban Film and TV: Daily Life in the Magic City 都市影视：魔都日常 (Light novel + multiple heroines + slow-paced + System + everyday urban life + TV dramas and films + entertainment industry + behind the scenes) We are all guests with reservations in the underworld, So why not roam free like cranes among the clouds? The bustling mortal world is all fleeting as clouds, Half a life of romance, half a life of song. This is a crossover novel featuring a variety of TV dramas and films. It begins with To Be a Better Man, Ode to Joy, Nothing But Thirty, Love Is Back, 13.9kReads6.9Score435Shelves
- 309 Urban Drama: Jiang Lai Won’t Leave Me Alone 都市影视：江莱赖上我 Transmigration + System + urban dramas and films + entertainment industry + multiple heroines The neon lights of a lavish world dazzle the eyes, But turn away, and the heart finds peace. Listen to the beauty’s melodious song, And smile as you savor a life of carefree pleasures. This is a crossover novel featuring various film and television dramas. The stories featured at the start include Ode to Joy, To Be a Better Man, My Little One, and Whirlwind Eleven. Sign in to acquire all kinds of skills 3.7kReads6.3Score102Shelves
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Reborn Tycoon: Dating Around the World 重生神豪全球相亲
[Reborn + Tycoon + Global Dating + Multiple Heroines + Subverting Expectations] In his past life, he was poor and down on his luck. He worked himself to death hauling bricks through the night, enduring the world's scorn and abuse. Thanks to the blessings of his ancestors, he received a chance to be reborn: travel the world on dates, and once he has accumulated enough merit, he can achieve nirvana and be reborn! For every hundred dates, one trillion is deposited straight into his personal acco
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Daidai Beast's 32nd Book 呆呆兽啊呆第32本书
Kindness? Morality? They’re nothing but excuses the weak use to comfort themselves. Lin Mo believes in doing whatever it takes to achieve his aims. Using his position as a psychologist and the power of the Investiture of the Gods, he carefully weaves one despairing trap after another. When an arrogant heiress is reduced to begging on her knees, and a cool, ethereal immortal’s Dao heart is shattered, that’s when he savors the fruits of his hunt. Watch a true dark overlord use schemes and authorit
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- 312 Everyone Transmigrates: From the Start, I Awaken Tsukuyomi and Kotoamatsukami 全民穿越：开局觉醒月读别天神 The Myriad Worlds descend, and humanity across the globe is forced into instance worlds to undergo trials. Others awaken S-rank Phoenix Flame or SSS-rank Time Control. I alone awaken a pair of eerie red eyes rated F-rank. While they struggle against the Dragon King in the Dragon Raja instance, I’ve already used Tsukuyomi to make Norton hand over his authority. While they fight over forbidden techniques in the Naruto instance, I’ve already used Kotoamatsukami to turn Naruto and Sasuke into hidden 15Reads—Score—Shelves
- 313 Tycoon System: From the Start, I Face-Slapped My Ex-Girlfriend 神豪系统：开局打脸前女友 On the eve of the new school year, Lu Li was publicly humiliated and dumped by his girlfriend, who cared only about money and status. Just as his life hit rock bottom, the God-Tier Sign-In System suddenly awakened. Every daily sign-in brings incredible rewards, from the world’s only “Voice of the Dark Night” supercar to an endless stream of billions in cash. Complete face-slapping missions to redeem items and abilities beyond your wildest imagination. Those who once looked down on him can now on 8Reads—Score—Shelves
- 314 Awakening Kotoamatsukami and Tsukuyomi: A Global Goddess Collection 觉醒别天神月读：全球女神收藏录 In a modern parallel world completely devoid of magic, Shen Feng, a cancer patient on the verge of death, is reborn as Lin Ye, a recent college graduate, and awakens the Rinnegan, a power from a higher dimension. His right eye, “Infinite Tsukuyomi,” can forge hellish illusions that crush the spirit and terrify the soul. His left eye, “Kotoamatsukami,” can rewrite people's wills and implant absolute loyalty. But this godlike power comes at a price: when his mental energy runs dry, he dies. Once a 401Reads—Score—Shelves
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All Paths Lead to the Netherworld 万法归宗幽冥路
The male lead regains his youth and cultivates immortality while working as a gatekeeper at an art school. He has eight immortal senior sisters from the Maoshan School’s Zhengyi Sect, an adorable little fox from Qingqiu Mountain, and Jiegeng, a thousand-year-old demoness. The capital’s number-one Grand Princess comes looking for a hug from him every night.
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- 316 Ten Days, Eighteen-Year-Old Great-Grandma, I'm Not a Scumbag 十日十八岁太奶我不是渣男 [Urban Imagination] [Surreal] [Multiple Female Leads] [Beijing-Circle Heiresses] [Beautiful Women Around the World] [Entertainment Industry Stars] [Web-Novel Heroines] [Most Beautiful Heroines on Screen] 322Reads6.9Score145Shelves
- 317 The Feng Family’s Treasured Mother and Daughter 风家的宝贝母女 A novel about love, marriage, and redemption. If I don’t wear the golden headband, how can I save you? If I put on the golden headband, how can I still love you? A love story about the mother and daughter of the Feng family! 1.2kReads6.5Score—Shelves
- 318 What Can I Do to Save You, Little Dragon Girl? 小龙女我拿什么救你 Ao Xi, an 1,800-year-old dragon girl, runs away from home to explore the world, but ends up trapped in an underground chamber for 2,000 years. By accident, she activates a teleportation array that transports Li An, the male lead from Earth, to the Silvermoon Continent in another world. The two are trapped in the underground chamber, and a few years later, the dragon clan comes knocking! 233Reads—Score—Shelves
- 319 The Live-Action Anime World 真人日漫界 In the future, global attitudes toward marriage and relationships have become warped, and nobody gets married or has children. As a result, the population has plummeted, leaving only 120 million people worldwide. Eastland has 38 million survivors, its cities lie in decline, and human civilization stands on the brink of extinction. 546Reads—Score—Shelves
- 320 The Lover’s Desperate Exchange 情人绝望的交换 In his previous life, Lin Xi watched his wife leave for a faraway place with their daughter, then saw his mistress jump off a bridge with her child in her arms. In utter despair, he jumped too. When he awoke, he had returned to the time just before starting university. Could he save both daughters this time? 564Reads8.1Score—Shelves
- 321 Living the High Life as a Young Master 天上人间当少爷 My new work is out! You can read it on Tomato Novel. I hope you enjoy it. Your support is what motivates me to write, and I’ll do my best to tell every story well! 2.6kReads8.3Score125Shelves
- 322 Betrayal: This Is the Last Time I'll Love You 背叛：是我最后一次爱你 Betrayal: This Is the Last Time I'll Love You 295Reads—Score—Shelves
- 323 My Sixteen-Year-Old White Moonlight 我的16岁白月光 Modern city romance, pure love, slice of life, feel-good male-oriented fiction, campus romance, campus belle, first love, mother-in-law, fiancée, heiresses from Beijing's elite families. Contemporary romance, the husband-chasing crematorium trope. 1.2kReads—Score—Shelves
- 324 I Become a Scoundrel in Demi-Gods and Semi-Devils 我在天龙当曹贼 The male lead, Yin Qiancheng, worked himself to death in Shenzhen, then transmigrated into the world of Demi-Gods and Semi-Devils. He obtained a brain-development and dream-insertion System AI. To return to the future, he brought all the female leads of Demi-Gods and Semi-Devils, those beautiful older sisters, back to modern Shenzhen. 3.7kReads6.9Score153Shelves
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Reborn as a Man of Iron and Blood, I Won’t Let You Down This Life! 重生之铁血男儿，今生不负！
A veteran undercover agent, reborn as a rogue cop! Chu Xiao had planned to coast through life and slack off, but he unexpectedly activated the Super Detective System. Super Eagle Eye, Track Someone Across a Thousand Miles, Rewind Time and Space… With all kinds of overpowered abilities at his disposal, he can spot the tiniest clues at a crime scene and expose the evil lurking in the shadows! He no longer fears the powerful, and dares to confront corruption head-on: “Who do you think you are?” He’
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The Crown Prince Is Reborn in the Modern World, and My System Is Way Too Powerful 太子重生在现代，我的系统太逆天
[Multiple female leads] [Reverse transmigration] [Golden finger] [Not a puppet controlled by a System] A thousand years ago, the crown prince of the Great Chen Kingdom was framed by villains. His imperial fortune was sealed, condemning him to live as an ordinary person for all eternity. A thousand years later, an unexpected tomb-raiding accident broke the seal. He was not only reborn in the body of his fifteenth reincarnation, but was also accompanied by an absolutely loyal servant: the [God-
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- 327 RT Ten Days to the End 十日终焉 2024 Tomato Novel Annual Peak Rankings TOP 1 | 2024 China Online Literature Influence List | 2024 China Good Novel Award | Over 2 million copies sold (No harem, no formulaic tropes, no invincibility, no System, no mindless antics, no wish fulfillment. Read with caution if these bother you.) Just when I thought it was an ordinary day, I discovered I had been captured and taken to the End. Just when I thought I could escape by continually taking part in death games, people began awakening supernat 1.7MReads9.9Score216.6kShelves
- 328 The Face Reader Comes Down From the Mountain 相师下山 A country boy receives the true teachings of a Taoist master, then heads down the mountain and makes his way in the city. What can a rough country boy like him do? Qin Hai smiles faintly. “I can read faces and bones, appraise antiques, cast the Six Yao, and tell your fortune from your birth chart!” 37.5kReads9.1Score2.9kShelves
- 329 The Heavenly God Returns to Bathe the City in Blood for His Daughter 天神归来为女儿血洗都市 [This story is entirely fictional] While fighting bloodily on the battlefield, he receives a desperate call for help from his daughter. Overnight, the world's top experts from across the three thousand realms rush to Huaxia! Xiao Tiance has lived a life of hardship, and his daughter and wife are the light of his life. He will never allow them to suffer even the slightest harm! 43.2kReads9.5Score10.2kShelves
- 330 A Single Man Is a Flower at Fifty-One 单身男人五十一枝花 In middle age, Ding Changsheng unexpectedly discovered that his wife, whom he had loved dearly for nearly thirty years, had stayed in touch with her first love all along. Though she hadn’t cheated on him, he still decisively chose to divorce her. From then on, he began a very different life… This novel has been adapted into a short drama. Please check it out. 2.5kReads6.9Score147Shelves
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Factory Work: The Beautiful Factory Darling Won't Marry Anyone but Me 工厂打螺丝：美女厂花非我不嫁
[Urban High Martial Arts] [Urban Supernatural Powers] [Invincible] [Satisfying Read] [Wild Imagination] Lin Tao was discussing with a few coworkers which of the new female employees was the prettiest. One coworker asked which of the women he would choose as his wife. Lin Tao was just about to answer when he awakened the Invincible Sign-in System, which contained all kinds of magical little gadgets. At once, Lin Tao decided that if he was going to pursue anyone, it would be the prettiest girl in
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I Get One Day a Month to Do Whatever I Want 我每月拥有一次，为所欲为日
A real-world sandbox. On the last day of every month, the world freezes, and only the protagonist can move. He can do whatever he wants, treating the whole world as his private sandbox. He thought he could keep this bug to himself forever, but it turned out others could move too: the Month-End Man, the Faceless Man, the Parasites, the Gravekeeper, and more, appearing one after another as the story unfolds.
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- 333 I'm a Tomb Guardian Beast, and I've Come to the Human World to Livestream 我是一只镇墓兽，来到人间去直播 [A thoroughly “unsatisfying” story + suspense without fear + no golden finger]. In the early stages, the male lead is an ordinary person posing as a supernatural being. There’s no over-the-top plot or extraordinary powers. When faced with right and wrong, he has the helplessness and compromises of an ordinary person. Here’s the synopsis: I am a qilin tomb guardian beast. After a mysterious person awakened me, I started livestreaming. I thought this was a fast track to financial freedom. Instead 2Reads—Score—Shelves
- 334 I'm Powerful, So Why Do I Have to Hide It? 实力强大的我非要隐藏实力 Multiple Heroines, Master and Disciple, Beautiful Auntie, Yandere Martial Aunt Xiao Ning is reborn. He gets the sign-in System as a child and starts growing stronger, but ten years later, the sign-in System turns into a mission System. He has to help the Chosen One complete missions to gain cultivation, and from then on, he sets out on the path to invincibility. His parents are incredibly powerful, his aunt hides her cultivation, the Holy Land’s saintess becomes his servant, and he helps the Gra 1kReads5.5Score101Shelves
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After Being Fired a Hundred Times, I Became the World’s Richest Man 被开除一百次后，我成了世界首富
[Rich-and-powerful protagonist + multiple heroines + all-around powerhouse + System golden finger] (Featuring: a sultry massage therapist, a cool livestreamer, a dark and petite female boss, an intellectual mature professor, a domineering female CEO, and more.) Lin Chen, a post-00s wage slave being worked to the bone, awakens the Workplace Reform System! All he has to do is unleash his razor-sharp retorts, clap back at a scheming coworker, and call out the boss for making empty promises, drivi
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Reborn as a Singing God: The Women of Showbiz Go Mad for Me, but the System Is a Lie 重生歌神：娱乐圈多女主为我疯魔，系统竟是骗局
Reborn Song God: The Women of the Entertainment Industry Go Mad for Me, and the System Is Actually a Scam
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- 337 Reborn in 1998, I Became a Top-Tier Star Director 重成1998，我成了顶流导演 Reborn in 1998, Lin Yan Fought to Stay Alive. How Did He Rise Step by Step to Become a Top-Tier Star Director, and How Did He Become a Singer Without Anyone Knowing? Then the System Arrived… 28Reads—Score—Shelves
- 338 Reborn: Forsaking Love and Emotion 重生之封情绝爱 Reborn: Sealing My Heart and Forsaking Love 16Reads—Score—Shelves
- 339 Reborn in Senior Year: With a Photographic Memory, I Take the Internet by Storm with My Voice 重生高三：过目不忘，我凭歌喉炸翻全网 Reborn in My Senior Year: With a Photographic Memory, I Set the Internet Ablaze with My Singing —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 340 The More Prosperous My Clan Becomes, the More Terrifying My Power Gets 家族越昌盛，我的实力越恐怖 Li Chen transmigrates to the world of cultivation, determined to become an immortal. But his spiritual roots are so poor that he fails to qualify for any immortal sect. He thinks he is destined to become a rootless, wandering cultivator, but then Li Chen activates the Immortal Clan System and receives an inheritance in second-tier alchemy right from the start. To earn the System’s rewards, to achieve immortality, and to become an immortal, Li Chen has no choice but to rack his brains completin 20.4kReads7.7Score1.4kShelves
- 341 I Take the Protagonist's Elders as My Wives, Who Else Could Be Invincible? 强娶主角长辈，我不无敌谁无敌！ [Villain] + [fast-paced] + [just as you wish] Cao Wenbin transmigrated into a fantasy world and became the holy son of the Cao family! Unfortunately, this was a world made up of a hodgepodge of fantasy novels! Children of fortune were everywhere, and chosen protagonists were as common as dogs! Although the Cao family was the greatest power in the Central Province, one wrong step could spell total defeat! Fortunately, when Cao Wenbin transmigrated, he obtained a divine book. Without it, he really 32.3kReads8.8Score3kShelves
- 342 Longevity: Starting with Female Cultivators Borrowing My Spiritual Veins 长生，从被女修蹭灵脉开始 After eight years of struggling in the cultivation world, Li Yi had little hope of breaking through to the late Qi Refining stage. The sect was about to send him to work in the mines, where he would spend the rest of his life stuck at the bottom. Then a female cultivator became his Dao companion so she could use the sect’s spiritual vein to cultivate alongside him, and he discovered the right way to practice cultivation. 6.8kReads6.9Score704Shelves
- 343 A Carefree Prince of the Red Chamber 红楼之逍遥王 A modern-day thug, single for over forty years, gets struck by lightning and transmigrates into the world of Dream of the Red Chamber after peeping at his neighbor Lao Wang's wife while she was bathing. He transmigrates into Jia Can, the eight-year-old illegitimate son of Jia She of the Rongguo House. His transmigration perk is immense strength: he gains another fifty jin of strength every day. Watch Jia Can get forced to take the legitimate heir's place on the frontier, carve out his own domain 19Reads6.0Score—Shelves
- 344 Code Name Succubus: A Triple Agent in Shanghai 沪市三面间谍代号魅魔 The modern-day thug Ma Yifei, a forty-five-year-old bachelor with no children, no wife, and no family, shows kindness for the first time by helping an old woman cross the street. A dump truck then sends him to the twenty-seventh year of the Republic of China in a parallel world. He wakes up in a military intelligence training camp in Mountain City, in the body of another Ma Yifei: twenty years old, 180 centimeters tall, devastatingly handsome, in incredible shape, and very well-endowed. On Boss 2Reads6.4Score—Shelves
- 345 Espionage: From the Start, I Could Hear People's Thoughts and Expose Japanese Spies 谍战：开局偷听心声，识破日谍 Su Mu wakes up one morning and finds he has transmigrated to the Republic of China, becoming a low-ranking agent for the Military Statistics Bureau! Just as he’s losing hope, he gains the ability to read people’s thoughts! Agent at No. 76: Damn it, how did our secret plan to arrest the deputy chief of the Military Statistics Bureau get leaked? Chief of the Special Services Section: Damn it, who exposed the top-secret agent infiltrating Mountain City? I’ll kill him! Headquarters of the Plum Bloss 66.7kReads8.8Score5.1kShelves
- 346 Espionage: I Can Earn Rewards by Playing the Villain! 谍战：我当恶霸能爆奖励！ After transmigrating into a minor secret agent at Beiping Station, he unexpectedly awakened the Tyrant System!! As long as the System judges something to be bad behavior, he gets a reward! Kidnap a dog traitor and torture him for information. Ding! For using serious violence against another person, reward: the Japanese devils’ top-secret military intelligence! Lin Ze: ??? Beating up traitors counts too? “Mrs. Miyamoto, I have a new assignment for you!” Ding! For coercing an innocent young woman, 178kReads9.4Score16.2kShelves
- 347 Showbiz: I Start Out Living Off Rich Women and Take It All in Stride! 娱乐：从富婆开始软饭硬吃！ A millionaire heiress’s romance-writing guide: when men become the top-tier pick, they become true gods! The entertainment industry’s king of living off women, trained by the Tiger of Serious Crimes, Cao Dahua. Living off a woman while holding your head high: that’s our style. Living off a woman while holding your head high: the ideal man. Have you been living off a woman today? 67.3kReads8.7Score3.3kShelves
- 348 Period: My Taoist Arts Reach the Divine, and You Call Me Superstitious? 年代：道法通神，你说我迷信？ The short drama Years: Taoist Arts Reach the Divine, and You Call Me Superstitious is now streaming on Hongguo. After transmigrating to the 1960s, Li Zhenhua discovered that he had become the world’s biggest sucker. His father was blind and foolish, his stepmother played favorites, and his siblings looked down on him. Together with the woman he’d been dating for three years, they framed him for collecting Taoist books and branded him a feudal superstitious. One did it for a woman, another for 47.1kReads7.9Score4kShelves
- 349 North American Tough Cop: Starting Out as a Patrol Officer in Los Angeles 北美悍警：从洛城巡警开始 A cleaner from the gray world becomes a sun-loving Los Angeles detective. What a wonderful thing, to live in the sunlight! Rock stood beneath a Hollywood landmark, gazing at the bikini-clad beauties on Santa Monica Beach. He pushed his sunglasses up the bridge of his nose. From now on, he would protect Los Santos... 82.7kReads9.2Score7kShelves
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A Bizarre Tale of Feng Shui! 风水奇谭！
Chen Yan, a top student at a 985 university, suffered a devastating blow at just twenty-two: His roommate set him up and framed him, driving him into a dead end; His girlfriend of three years cheated on him; his father was hospitalized with a serious illness, and he couldn't even scrape together the 5,000-yuan deposit. His loan payments were overdue and collectors were after him. He was about to become... Just as he sank into utter despair, a mysterious old Daoist appeared, opened his heavenly e
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