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1. 1 摄 Regent, Your Princess Consort Has Arrived. Please Confirm Receipt 摄政王，您的王妃已送达，请查收 Shi Jiu莳酒Ancient Romance214k WordsCompleted [Transmigration into another body, both virgins, 1v1] Content warnings: No matriarchy, palace intrigue, power struggles, or scheming white-lotus rival. A light, simple story. If that's not your thing, please move along! The ministers pressured the regent to marry! No matter what, he had to take a principal wife this year. With no choice, the man spoke at the Heaven-Worshipping Ceremony: “Then I ask Heaven to grant me a wife.” And so, a lucky woman fell from the sky straight into the regent's arm 3.4kReads9.0Score286Shelves

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   The ministers forced the marriage, and a princess fell from the sky

2. 2 身 You Can Steal My Identity, But What About My Mental Illness? 身份可以偷走，那我的精神病呢？ Flickering Candle Stub残烛跳荡Modern Romance484k WordsCompleted [Publication rights signed ✚ Absurd memes ✚ Chaotic variety show ✚ Animal mind reading] Ming Li wakes up in the body of a celebrity who was sent to a psychiatric hospital by her family. From the start, she’s mocked by the entire internet, saddled with a family that leeches off her, and called mentally ill! Ming Li: Whatever. The things that don’t kill her will only make her even crazier! When a sharp-tongued entertainment reporter comes after her, she says, “A tadpole with a frog tattoo, and you 66kReads9.6Score9.2kShelves

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   Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I laughed all the time until I hammered the bed board hahahahaha

3. 3 丧 A Zombie Transmigrates into the Cultivation World and Becomes the Pride of the Whole Sect 丧尸穿越修仙界，成了全宗门骄傲 No Mercy Under My Blade刀下不留人Ancient Romance365k WordsCompleted [Sang Sang the Zombie: A Fresh Premise + Hilarious, Guaranteed to Cheer You Up + No Romance + Everyone's Favorite + Extraordinary Talent] (Note: The rating is very low because it just opened. This book has a great reputation, so enjoy!) Sang Sang is a genuine, bona fide zombie, but she transmigrates to the unfamiliar world of cultivation. In her eyes, cultivators' brains are the most delicious food. Master's brain is the tastiest. I'll have a bite first. Senior Brother's brain is pretty tasty to 6kReads8.7Score672Shelves
4. 4 重 Reborn: Back to 1983 to Become a Tycoon 重生：回到1983当富翁 Half Gratitude, Half Grudge恩怨各一半Urban3.4M WordsCompleted (The print edition is now available on JD.com! The text has been carefully revised and is even more exciting. There are plenty of discounts right now, so if you're interested, go grab a copy!) Zhou Yufeng, a corporate CEO, unexpectedly returns to 1983, an era of planned economies and feeling one's way across the river by touching the stones. With his lovely wife wanting a divorce and his younger brother and sister struggling to get by, watch as he turns the business world upside down and changes 133kReads9.3Score15.9kShelves

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   This is pretty nice.

5. 5 穿 After Becoming the Wicked Fake Heiress, My Whole Family Can Read My Mind 穿成恶毒假千金后全家都能读我心 Fu Jiuyin浮九音Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Transmigrate into a book + System + mind-reading + everyone’s darling + fake and real heiresses + entertainment industry + both leads are virgins. The print edition of I, Too, Chase the Light is now available on major shopping platforms. Search for it to buy a copy!] One day, Lu Xiaoxiao accidentally transmigrates into a book, becoming the fake heiress in a story where everyone dotes on the heroine, whose ending is tragic. Well, she’s already had a disastrous life, so she plays the wicked suppo 19.3kReads9.0Score3kShelves

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   Huge Huge Huge Huge Huge Huge Huge Huge Huge Huge Huge Huge Looks great

6. 6 别 They Throw Mud at Me, So I Lie Down and Sue Them for 38,000 别人朝我扔泥巴，躺下讹他三万八 Yan Xiaonuo颜小糯Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Absurd comedy + livestreaming + going crazy anywhere, anytime] Qiao Xi takes on a mission from the Space-Time Administration, transmigrating into a tragic romance novel to fix its plot. She becomes a nobody with barely any fame and is bound to a Truth-Telling System. From then on, the tragic romance takes a bizarre turn... During a variety show livestream, she is asked why she works so hard. Guest 1: “I thought of the hardworking farmers.” Guest 2: “My grandma was a farmer. I miss her so much.” 43.8kReads9.5Score5.2kShelves

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   This, watch others go crazy, you will go crazy yourself

7. 7 诡 Supernatural Awakening: I Can Become a Demon King 诡异复苏：我能化身大妖 Fallen Leaves Return to the Earth叶落归泥Mystery1.8M WordsCompleted [Ghost Stories + Journey to the West + Hilarious Comedy + Sunny Boy + Mental Illness + Positive-Energy Sayings] As the supernatural revived and the uncanny world fell into chaos, Jiang Chen awakened the Demon Transformation System. By provoking emotional fluctuations in ghosts and monsters, he could absorb ghost energy and use it to draw Demon Transformation Cards, taking on the forms of great demons from Journey to the West. Faced with all kinds of violent, savage, strange, and sinister ghost 219.8kReads9.5Score26.5kShelves

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   Shock! Mountain Village Old Corpse VS Monkey King? The Yellow Eyebrow Ancestor violently beat up the Big Black Buddha Mother? When the supernatural resurgence breaks the dimensional wall, the demons from Journey to the West become the ceiling of ghost exorcism! 💀How outrageous is Jiang Chen's awakened demon transformation system? When others encounter ghosts and burn paper money, he insists on becoming the ghost's "emotion management master". He makes the red-clothed ghost break his guard and scream, forcing the drowned water ghost to suspect ghosts. The ghost energy he sucks can actually summon the eternal demon from "Journey to the West"!

8. 8 十 Ten Days to the End 十日终焉 Pest Control Team Member杀虫队队员Mystery3.2M WordsCompleted 2024 Tomato Novel Annual Peak Rankings TOP 1 | 2024 China Online Literature Influence List | 2024 China Good Novel Award | Over 2 million copies sold (No harem, no formulaic tropes, no invincibility, no System, no mindless antics, no wish fulfillment. Read with caution if these bother you.) Just when I thought it was an ordinary day, I discovered I had been captured and taken to the End. Just when I thought I could escape by continually taking part in death games, people began awakening supernat 1.7MReads9.9Score235.2kShelves

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   The ten-person room at the beginning contains a shocking story: the order of death hints at province coordinates, and the air volume calculation reveals that all members are dead. The author laid down 1,300+ foreshadowings, and when the final chapter was picked up, it was like dominoes falling. When Qi Xia says, "I'm going to start lying," the information war between readers and characters officially begins. "You thought it was on the third level? The author was already in the atmosphere."

9. 9 仵 The Coroner Works Hard to Ward Off Evil Today, Too 仵作今天也在努力镇邪 Just Here to Make Up the Numbers凑数混日子Mystery619k WordsCompleted Su Jiuli, the Court of Judicial Review’s newest forensic intern, has one fatal weakness: he’s afraid of ghosts. When he discovers that every corpse retains fragments of the deceased’s memories, he has no choice but to adopt his “eyes-closed autopsy” approach. Armed with modern forensic knowledge, he solves bizarre cases with ridiculous techniques like “corpse-calming feather duster” and “garlic exorcism.” Yet he gets drawn into an even stranger series of incidents: Is the courtesan’s corpse stay —Reads—Score—Shelves

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   Hilarious detective × high-energy reversal: All members go against the routine, add suspense and sandboxing, and reveal the most "unorthodox" way to open an ancient detective!

10. 10 癫 Crazy, All Crazy, A Little Madness Is Good 癫，都癫，癫点好啊 Little Salt小盐子Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [Super-Sweet 1v1]+ [Silly Humor and Memes]+ [Showbiz]+ [Dating Variety Show]+ [Face-Slapping] [Unhinged Actress vs. CEO with a Mind of His Own] Betrayed by her scumbag boyfriend, she transmigrated into a book and was immediately stabbed and sent to the hospital by an extremist shipper. Xie Mi went berserk on the spot, spouting wild claims in the livestream. “Come on! Stab me! All of you, stab me! I'll blow up the Earth!” A passerby who had wandered into the livestream nearly fainted. Okay, okay. 369.6kReads9.8Score54.8kShelves

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    Just watch👌🏻

11. 11 小 The Tiny Boss Is Everyone's Favorite, and She Coddles Her Scumbag Dad Like He's Her Placenta 小小老子当团宠，把渣爹当胎盘哄 Hu Yu蝴俞Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted The print edition of A Boat in a Single Thought is now available on all platforms. [Comedy + raising kids + everyone’s favorite + 1v1 romance + devoted couple + the adult heroine’s love interest is Lu Jinghuai] [A funny, sunny heroine who actually has eight hundred tricks up her sleeve x a saintly beauty who is really a sinister, venomous schemer] Ji Nian transmigrates into a novel where the heroine is adored by everyone, becoming the universally disliked biological daughter of the heroine’s pow 90.7kReads9.6Score10.7kShelves
12. 12 参 I Entered a Talent Show, Prayed for Rain, and Took the Internet by Storm 参加选秀，做法求雨火遍全网 Little Witch小巫Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Mysticism + comedy + secret identities + satisfying revenge + everyone’s favorite] A renowned mysticism master is tricked into joining a variety show, with meals and accommodation provided and a paycheck to boot. She says money doesn’t matter. She just wants to join the show and spread her fine virtues. While the other contestants sing, dance, and rap, her rendition of The Supreme Scripture for Deliverance nearly sends the whole audience to the next world. “What, you want to see something more 9.4kReads9.3Score1.5kShelves
13. 13 最 The Poorest Automaker: The Whole Internet Begs Me Not to Go Under 最穷车企，全网跪求我别倒闭 Lots of Widows in a Small Town小城寡妇多Urban485k WordsCompleted After transmigrating, Qin Hao becomes the owner of Wuling Motors. He thinks his hard times are finally over, but from the start he's saddled with 700 million in debt. Build cars? There's no money for that, so he'll just have to make mobility scooters for the elderly. You think your Mercedes G-Class is the coolest thing around? Well, my Benchi Little G is just as cool, and the old-timers love driving it. Mercedes: “Sue him! I want him sued!” Rival Tank 300 is all the rage? Come on, let's see how 21.3kReads8.1Score1.1kShelves
14. 14 三 Three Terrible Fortune Sticks? This Daoist Will Defy Heaven and Change Your Fate! 三次下下签？贫道替你逆天改命！ Water Is Blue水是蓝色的Urban1.4M WordsCompleted [Lighthearted comedy + Meme references + Satisfying power fantasy] Fang Yang transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a Taoist priest, invited to take part in a livestreamed variety show. Visitor: “Reverend, I can’t get over her. What should I do?” Fang Yang: “She’s bad luck for you!” Visitor: “Reverend, I found a huge tomb. Want to come with me?” Fang Yang: “No. I can’t handle those mechanisms.” Visitor: “What mechanisms?” Fang Yang: “The public security authorities!” Visitor: “Reverend, a 46.8kReads8.9Score3.7kShelves
15. 15 禁 A Short-Lived Forbidden Spell Caster? I Have an Undying Body 禁咒师短命？我拥有不死之身 Eat the Little Almond吃掉小杏仁Urban3.9M WordsOngoing Ye Lin transmigrates to a world overrun by demons and monsters, where he gains an immortal body. Because changing jobs in this world costs a fortune, he exploits a bug and sells his own organs to scrape together enough money to take part in the job-change ceremony. On the day of the ceremony, he becomes an SSS-rank Forbidden Spellcaster, but everyone around him mocks him. That's because SSS-rank Forbidden Spellcasters have to sacrifice their lifespan or their flesh to cast spells, so they're usu 220.6kReads8.8Score11.6kShelves

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    The fights are so cool, the plot is so cool [laughing]

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