I Have a High Bar for Humor. Looking for a Story Packed with Jokes from Start to Finish, Preferably One That'll Make Me Laugh Until I Cramp 本人笑点高,要整本书都是梗的文,最好能笑的抽搐
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Dungeon Invasion: From the Start, I Conquer the World-Ending Demoness, and the System Wants Me to Have Her Babies? 副本入侵:开局攻略灭世魔女,系统让我和她生猴子?
Instance Invasion: From the Start, I Conquer the World-Destroying Demoness, and the System Wants Me to Have Monkey Babies with Her?
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Siheyuan: Infinite Creation in My World 四合院之我的世界无限创造
Invincible! Pure wish fulfillment! If it doesn't satisfy you, you don't pay! Chen Tian was playing Minecraft at home when he unexpectedly transmigrated into the world of Love in the Courtyard. There, he obtained the ultimate authority to create without limits in Minecraft, allowing him to reshape the world around him at will. As he transformed more and more places, the energy fed back by this authority kept changing his body, making him invincible. Don't like the little Japanese? Wipe out their
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After Opening a Hot Pot Restaurant in a Cliché Novel, Everyone Died of Embarrassment 我在狗血文里开火锅店后,全员社死了
After I opened a hot pot restaurant in a melodramatic novel, the whole cast died of embarrassment
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I Died from 996 and Reincarnated as a Fake Heiress of a Marshal's Family: Going Wild and Raising the Cutest Little One 996猝死穿成帅府假千金,发最野的疯当最萌的崽
I worked myself to death in a 996 job, then transmigrated as the fake heiress of a marshal's mansion. Now I'm going wild and being the cutest little darling.
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My Mom’s Favoritism Turned into a Blessing in Disguise 老妈的偏心,成了无心插柳柳成荫
Mom's favoritism turned out to be a blessing in disguise
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Fellow Patient, Wait! Is That Watermelon Really Ripe? 病友请留步!你这瓜保不保熟?
[Emotion System + Xuanhuan Cultivation + Trope Mashups + Original Gags + Completely Unhinged] One second, Chen Cu was cornering his supervisor in the restroom, demanding a promotion and a raise. The next, Hua Qiang had chopped him into mincemeat, sending him to the world of cultivation, where he was bound to a Nerve System! As long as other people think Chen Cu is crazy, he earns Emotion Points! Chen Cu: Now this is right up my alley! Hehe! (drooling) With the System’s help, Chen Cu gets more an
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The Day My Wife Cheated, I Inherited 30 Billion 老婆出轨那天,我继承了300亿
The Day My Wife Cheated, I Inherited 30 Billion
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I Was Supposed to Accompany Exam Takers, but I Went on a Killing Spree 高考考陪酒,我却乱杀 I Took the College Entrance Exam’s Drinking Companion Job, but I Wiped the Floor with Everyone —Reads—Score—Shelves
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Going Wild and Slacking Off on a Dating Show: My Mouth Runs Ahead While My Brain Scrambles to Catch Up 发疯摆烂上恋综,嘴在前飞脑狂追
[Hilarious + ridiculous antics + unhinged humor + absolutely shameless] Su Mu transmigrates into a book and becomes a washed-up nobody with a mountain of scandals. From the start, she’s already on a dating reality show. While everyone else on these shows works themselves to the bone, terrified of seeming too carefree, Su Mu glares, sticks out a leg, and immediately gives up and goes berserk. When a scumbag comes at her, she rips his car door right off: “I’ve got a wicked mind, and I’ve never lov
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My Personal Bodyguard Is a Robot 我的贴身女保镖是机器人
My Personal Bodyguard Is a Robot
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The Man Slowed Down by a Snail 被蜗牛减速的男人
The Man Slowed Down by a Snail
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Help! The Doctor Performing My Abortion Is My Ex-Boyfriend 救命!主刀我的人流手术的竟然是前男友
Help! My Abortion Surgeon Turned Out to Be My Ex-Boyfriend
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After Castrating Myself, I Became the Prison's Top Technician 自宫后,我成了大牢首席技师 After Castrating Myself, I Became the Prison's Chief Technician 2Reads—Score—Shelves
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A Blind Box Fell from the Sky: My Nanobot Girlfriend 天降盲盒:我的纳米机器人女友
A Blind Box Falls from the Sky: My Nanobot Girlfriend
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The Stars! The Sea! 星辰!大海!
Watching the beams of light shooting toward the sun, Liu Qihang waited for the apocalypse to arrive as he drank himself into a stupor. The apocalypse never came, but the System did! And it had already been here for years! Now the System was throwing a little tantrum.
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I Ate My Roommate's Candy and Completely Lost My Mind 吃了室友的糖,我彻底疯了
I Ate My Roommate's Candy and Went Completely Crazy
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Reborn as an Exploited Workhorse, I Bleed the Heartless Capitalists Dry 穿成倒贴牛马,我薅疯黑心资本家
Zhou Xiaomeng stared at the voice message. Her last memory was of another screen: the case-management system at the arbitration court, packed with overtime records. She rubbed her eyes, and then everything went black. When she opened them again, she was here. It took her three minutes to confirm three things. First, this wasn't her body. The person in the mirror was thinner, with dark circles so heavy they looked like she'd been beaten up, and a mole on her cheekbone that she hadn't had in her p
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In a Psychiatric Hospital, Helping My Fellow Patients Attack the Heavenly Court 人在精神病院,帮病友攻打天庭
Bright Light Mental Hospital: If your illness is mild, don't come here. Wang Zhi transmigrated by accident, landing in a mental hospital with ten lives to his name. His mission: survive. Wang Zhi thought this was just an unremarkable beginner village, but it turned out to be packed with ultimate bosses, each terrifyingly powerful and more devious than the last. “Matchmaker: Hey, little brother, want a wife? No problem if you can't afford the bride price. We offer bride-price loans!” “So it's
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Something's Off About My Dog. He Steals My Underwear Every Day! 我家狗子不对劲,天天偷我的内衣!
Something's Wrong with My Dog: He Steals My Underwear Every Day!
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The Five Strokes of the Spirit 灵之五划
No one gets to define what web fiction should be! Within books lies a path to heaven; between the lines are the deeds of ten thousand ages. Three thousand great characters, each taking root; roots plunge deep into the earth, branches flourish and pierce the sky. Where does the mystery lie? Where does the fantasy begin? Hold a staff in either hand, swing blades with every stroke, hook your fingers around a cup, and join me for a drink.
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I Became the Villain’s Dad, So I Married the Main Character’s Mom 穿成反派爹,我反手娶了主角他妈
I Reincarnated as the Villain's Dad, So I Married the Protagonist's Mom Instead
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The Insane, Heaven-Defying Brick! 疯批逆天大板砖!
A crazed, heaven-defying brick!
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I Ate My Roommate's Bird's Nest Soup, and She Said She Wanted to Be My Wife? 吃了室友的燕窝,她说要给我当老婆?
I Ate My Roommate's Bird's Nest Soup, and She Said She Wanted to Be My Wife?
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A Martial World Son-in-Law: Go Ahead, Wipe Out My Clan If You Dare! 江湖赘婿,不服你灭我家族啊!
The Jianghu Son-in-Law: If You Dare, Wipe Out My Clan!
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Attack Speed Like a Tiger, Damage 0.5 攻速猛如虎,伤害0.5
Attack Speed Like a Tiger, Damage: 0.5
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Reborn as a Puddle of Toxic Slime, I Tricked the Empress into Falling for Me 穿成一滩毒液后,我把女帝骗到手了
After Reincarnating as a Puddle of Poison, I Tricked the Empress into Falling for Me
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I Transmigrated into a Tragic Romance and Gave Every Heroine a Home 穿进虐文,我给所有女主一个家
I Reincarnated into an Angsty Novel and Gave Every Heroine a Home
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The Outcast: From the Start, I Was Publicly Humiliated, Then Bao'er Jie Kissed Chulan by Force 一人:开局社死,宝儿姐强吻楚岚
When you're trapped in a desperate situation, surrounded by walking corpses and hunted by the Quanxing Sect, what do you do? I chose to activate the [Social Death System] and shatter everyone's worldview! My superpower is an absolutely foolproof “cause-and-effect prank gadget,” designed to crush everyone's dignity! Wang Ye of Wudang walked through the door and saw four blood-soaked lunatics wearing headscarves and sitting on a kang as if they were in postpartum confinement. His Daoist heart shat
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Even I, a Mental Patient, Think This System Is Sick 我一个精神病都觉得这系统有病
Even I, a mentally ill person, think this System is sick.
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The Zerg Queen Is Just My Appetizer! 虫族女王,我的开胃菜罢了!
The Insect Queen? Just an Appetizer!
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The Dragon King's True Young Master: What Do You Mean My Second Brother Invited Me to Xuanwu Gate? 龙王真少爷:什么叫二弟约我去玄武门?
The Dragon King’s True Young Master: What Do You Mean My Second Brother Asked Me to Meet Him at Xuanwu Gate?
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After My Divorce, I Became the White Moonlight of the Capital’s Elite Circle 离婚后,我成了全京圈的白月光
After My Divorce, I Became the Beloved of the Entire Capital
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A Street Tough Reborn as the Simp's Second Male Lead: I Beat Everyone Equally 街溜子穿成舔狗男二,我平等殴打每个人
A Street Thug Reincarnates as the Simp Male Second Lead, So I Beat Everyone Equally
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You Were Told to Investiture the Gods, Not Start an Industrial Revolution 让你封神,没让你玩工业革命
After transmigrating into Jiang Ziya, he finds himself facing a divorce ultimatum from his seventy-two-year-old wife right from the start? No problem. He promptly hands her a “Divorce Compensation Agreement” and sends her packing with nothing! Faced with a cataclysmic Investiture of the Gods, where sages make empty promises and immortals and gods fight among themselves, Jiang Ziya awakens the “Wage Slave System” and declares: Don't talk to me about fate. Let's do something big first! Making stee
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I Accidentally Saw My Wife's Diary: If I Die, It Must Be Xiaoyou's Doing 我偶然看见妻子的日记,如果我死了,一定是小悠害的
I Stumbled Upon My Wife's Diary: If I Die, Xiao You Must Be to Blame
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A Spirited Young Man Takes On Rule-Based Horror: What's the Big Deal? 精神小伙勇闯规则怪谈:我看怎么个事?
A spirited young man charges into a rules-based horror game: “What’s the deal here?”
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Diving 2.0 跳水2.0
Diving 2.0
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After I Turned in a Blank Exam, My Whole Family Panicked 我交白卷后,全家不淡定了
After I Turned In a Blank Exam, My Whole Family Lost Their Cool
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1966: I Thrive by Making the Right Choices 1966我靠选择风生水起
Zhen Jian hadn’t transmigrated willingly. One fart had blown him up and killed him, and he’d wound up in the world of a book, in 1966! That wasn’t even the worst part. He’d become the male supporting character, a hopeless simp who fawned over the heroine from beginning to end, only to be used and abandoned, then die miserably! Because the heroine of the book hadn’t given birth to a son, her in-laws tormented her. She never had enough to eat or warm clothes to wear, and she was worked like an o
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1938: Purification 1938,净化
In the year 1938 of the Mercury Calendar, Li Chong’s soul traveled to a parallel world, where he became a six-year-old boy! He witnessed his homeland being invaded with his own eyes. So he took a Ghost Immortal as his master and embarked on the path of purification...
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Transmigrating to the Ultraman World: From the Start, I Registered My Marriage with Camearra 穿越奥特世界:开局和卡蜜拉领证
My name is Wu Di. I transmigrated to the world of Ultraman Tiga and, by a twist of fate, absorbed the source of the dark power that Tiga himself had separated from his body. The System chased me down to bind itself to me, and its first mission was to ease Camearra's resentment. So I decided to sacrifice myself for the greater good. Camearra and I got our marriage certificate and held a traditional Chinese wedding. The day after the wedding, Tiga himself showed up. He refused to reason with me, s
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Cutting Ties with My Past Life 了缘断残生
Li Qing was an orphan everyone felt entitled to slap! After both his parents died, people seized his family’s property and drove him out of the village. He’d been in a juvenile correctional facility, an orphanage, and, of course, prison! One day, by chance, he met an old swindler on the street, and his life seemed to take a different course! In a single night, he walked through a bone cave glowing with a sickly green light, received several inexplicable guests, and made it through a foul-smel
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I Said I’m Not Crazy 我说我不是疯子
This book blends absurdity, exaggeration, and occasional bouts of madness. The jokes come thick and fast, but beneath them lies a warmth, along with the occasional pang of sadness. It tells the story of someone obsessed with proving “I'm not crazy,” and how, on the absurd road of life, he uses his own eccentric logic to fight everything deemed “normal.” Many people call him crazy, but he refuses to accept that. Lin Ye doesn't have many principles in life, but his most important one is this: prov
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Guardian of the Sun 守阳人
Li Laoba was reincarnated on Blue Star for the eighth time, but his memories from his past life were slow to awaken! He can't remember how his grandfather adopted him. He grew up following his grandfather into seclusion in the mountains, until the day of his grandfather's seventh-day memorial, when his life was turned upside down! From then on, he embarked on a path of no return...
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A Failed Female Writer Reincarnates as a Crazy Male Idol? 女扑街转生疯癫男爱豆?
[Comedy + Absurdity + Memes + Showbiz + Lifestyle Variety Show + Wild Imagination] [The life philosophy of a highly educated, hilariously unconventional four-man boy band is...] After Luo Ye died of stress because he missed his perfect-attendance bonus by a single word, he was reincarnated as an unknown idol. He even managed to join the group he stanned and appear on a variety show about going back to high school! Luo Ye: “Hey, could you translate this? ‘When your parents are alive, don't travel
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Secrets of the Spirit Police 灵警秘事
Lao Ye transmigrates into another world, a place teeming with all kinds of monsters! The original body's entire family was killed by monsters. Lao Ye transmigrates into the body of the original owner! He has been studying at the Spirit Police Academy since the age of six. Unfortunately, he can't draw talismans or memorize spirit incantations, and he can't even meditate to gather spiritual energy. Most of the time, he sleeps through every class from beginning to end! He has endured cold stares, t
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Rui Guan: The Void 瑞冠虚无
I was born in the central Hebei plain in 1922. Ever since I was little, demons and monsters had their eyes on me, but luckily an old woman secretly protected me. On my seventh birthday, a cat's piercing cry rang through the sky... From that day on, I embarked on a strange and dazzling path into the void! This is my true story. You can also read it as a novel, but don't connect it to reality, because this is a parallel world.
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Siheyuan: Xu Damao, Clear-Eyed About the World 四合院:人间清醒许大茂
Siheyuan: Xu Damao, a Clear-Eyed Man
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Reborn in 1980: From Courtyard Menace to Peerless National Scholar 重生80,从大院祸害到国士无双
The winds of change are sweeping through 1980! Ye Xiaotian, chief engineer at a high-tech company, is unexpectedly reborn. His memories of future technology become a blade with which to turn the tide of the era. With a deluge of patents in his left hand, he drives his rivals straight into bankruptcy. With black-tech blueprints in his right, he forces foreign companies to grovel. Just as foreign firms are preparing to sweep across China with their wired remote controls, he sneers: “Infrared wirel
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My Wife Stayed Out All Night, So I Leapt Up and Kicked Her 妻子夜不归宿,跳起来就是一脚
My Wife Didn't Come Home All Night, So I Leapt Up and Kicked Her
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