📚"Chronicles of the Zhong Family's Fireworks" - a chronicle that speaks cross talk! 📚 There are no courtyard houses here, but there is a lively alley. If you love alley houses, you can also check out this alley. [1972·Bronze Player Counterattack Game] In the life and death game of "going to the countryside or getting a job", the braided girl Zhong Wenshu relied on her mother's equipment (the iron rice bowl of the supply and marketing cooperative) to successfully enter the safe zone! The aunties eating melon seeds behind the glass counter would never have imagined that this girl, who was standing on tiptoes to grab fruit candies for customers, was peeking at the "blue uniform figure" with broad shoulders and long legs at the door of the Public Security Bureau - the gears of fate began to rattle! [1973·Flash Wedding Copy Loading] When the rising star of the police force next door used three kilograms of food stamps as a betrothal gift, 18-year-old Zhong Wenshu angrily revealed the script of "young marriage"! The 6-square-meter wedding room transformed into an extreme challenge: the walls were covered with newspapers in a cosplay style, and the briquette stove created a tacit understanding between the couple. On their wedding night, the couple heard the sharp comment of the aunt next door, "This sheet is not washable," and the couple laughed like a goose. 1974·Awakening of money-making DNAThe black market situation suddenly changes! Zhong Wenshu used her cousin's "Fallen Master Experience Card" to unlock the hidden copy [Beijing Fashion Godmother]. The rag head staged a renaissance in her hands, and the glass stockings and pull-back shoes set off the alley trend. When the neighborhood committee aunt put her hands on her hips and yelled, "Pay attention to the bourgeois ethos," she would have already sneaked away with her dime in her pocket and queued up to grab the pork head meat that was free of charge. [1977·College Entrance Examination Assassin Attacks] Cheng Yaojin emerges from the diaper pile! The news of the resumption of the college entrance examination exploded in courtyards. Zhong Wenshu held the baby with her left hand and wrote questions with her right hand. The mimeographed test paper was mixed with milk stains and became an out-of-print skin. Outside the examination room, the husband held up an enamel jar and shouted, "My wife did this bowl of brown sugar water." It was a social death but it was useful. On the day the admission notice arrived, the whole hospital witnessed the birth of a "mother-level academic master"! [1983·The domestication of human cubs] When "households with ten thousand yuan" became a New Year's greeting, Zhong Wenshu unlocked a new role in the maternity ward. The baby's cry was louder than the alarm clock, and the husband secretly washed the baby's urine ring in the middle of the night (and then successfully soaked it in the urine). Looking at herself with hairy hair in the mirror, she suddenly realized: It turns out that this is how her parents went from being a cute newbie to a full-level boss! [2024·Hutong Metaverse] Surrounded by smart homes, the 69-year-old Mrs. Zhong played an "immersive period drama vlog" to her post-00s granddaughter: "This is the track where your father used his bicycle to carry me for the college entrance examination" "This is the black market site where food stamps were exchanged for popsicles"... When the granddaughter exclaimed "This is not as exciting as opening a blind box", the pigeon whistle outside the window and the message notification sound on the mobile phone were on the same frequency in the sunset. 🔥 All popular elements are covered in one go: △ Anti-routine period writing: There is no golden finger/space/crematorium for chasing wives, only the real and heartbreaking "Youth of My Breasts" △ Beijing-style talk show: Dashilan stubble frame grammar + Chaoyang mass-style eating, language artists per capita △ Cultural relic-level details: how to polish three-jointed leather shoes, how to draw symbols in non-staple food books to exchange eggs, the ritual sense of radio knobs... △ A three-piece set of emotional hits: the warm love of the policeman, the plastic friendship between sisters-in-law, and the venomous care of neighbors. "If "Parental Love" and "Reply 1988" had a Beijing girl with a poor mouth, that would probably be what this book would look like - smiling with sore eyes. It turns out that the "old stories" we despise are the best skin in life."
🍃It has been completed. In this courtyard world, in addition to the protagonist being a time traveler, Silly Zhu is also a time traveler. As a result, the restless courtyard became even more restless.