Dual Male Leads Transmigrate to the Interstellar Era 穿越星际双男主

1. 1 禁 Keep Your Hands Off the Cool Omega Professor! 禁止觊觎清冷Omega教授！ Autumn Sparrow秋雀Two Male Leads404k WordsCompleted [Complete] [Dual Male Leads + Equally Matched + ABO Beast Transformation + Interstellar + Younger Top] [Cool, Abstinent Beauty of an Omega Researcher × Straightforward, Wolfish Alpha Bodyguard] Lu Lin is the Empire’s top pharmaceutical researcher: cool and abstinent, learned and talented, someone to admire from afar but never approach. Because his differentiation into an Omega was delayed, the research base assigned him a personal bodyguard to ensure his safety. On his first day on the job, the 8.1kReads9.5Score1.4kShelves

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   One is a time-travel story, the other isn't, but both are very good and worth watching.

2. 2 指 Commander Out of Control! The Villainous Big Shot Keeps Pulling Me into His Arms 指挥官失控！反派大佬竟日日入怀 Mi Yu Jiu Tian汨语九天Two Male Leads263k WordsCompleted [Main story complete] [Dual male leads + counterattack romance + transmigration + mutual devotion] [Sleep-disorder villainous big shot x supreme commander of the Federal Security Bureau] Pure, brainless sweetness! No angst, no bickering, no misunderstandings! Everyone speaks their mind! Though there are some people you'd really like to rip the mouth right off of. ಥ_ಥ Yu Xingjian transmigrated. The dignified CEO opened his eyes to find himself in the body of a disgraced villainous big shot. The m 3.3kReads9.4Score380Shelves
3. 3 穿 After I Transmigrated, I Married the Empire’s Strongest Omega 穿越后，娶了帝国最强Omega I Like Big White Geese喜欢大白鹅Two Male Leads688k WordsCompleted (Transmigrated top + supernatural abilities + ABO + from ancient times to the interstellar era) Book 2 in the series Ye Chen'an transmigrates. As soon as he arrives, the Empire’s central AI assigns him a marriage partner. Huh? I’m getting married? If I don’t register within seven days, I’ll be fined and sent off to mine?! No way! No way! I’m not going! Fine, fine, I’ll get married! Ye Chen'an x Wen Jiayi 14.2kReads9.2Score1.7kShelves
4. 4 A ABO: I Use My Pheromones to Make Your Heart Race ABO：用我的信息素诱你心动 Xiao Qi Da Da Da小七哒哒哒Two Male Leads402k WordsCompleted In the name of love, I willingly imprison myself and offer you both my hands. [ABO + two male leads + equally powerful couple + double Alpha] [The pursuer is reborn + devoted, loyal pursuer + hot-tempered, incredibly strong recipient + sweet romance + rekindled love] In his previous life, someone treated him incredibly well. He broke the Alpha’s pride and gave him everything he had. But scumbags come in all kinds, and Shu Yiyu was certainly several kinds at once. When they broke up, he said: “We 1.5kReads9.4Score158Shelves

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   This is the only one I found.

5. 5 穿 The Empire's Tyrant Dotes on His Chubby Little Bird 穿成帝国暴君的团宠小肥啾 Xi Xin戏辛Two Male Leads293k WordsCompleted Yi Yunle had been a pampered young master all his life. One day, he drowned. When he woke up, he found himself trapped in a cramped, dark space. Unwilling to accept his fate, he started knocking and pounding at the walls. With a crack, something split, and light shone in from outside. Yi Yunle struggled to poke his head out and came face-to-face with a man wearing a crown on the other side of the eggshell. Wow, he’s so handsome. Yi Yunle had become the last and only white-rumped munia in the ent 4.7kReads8.9Score695Shelves

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   Do you like sweet romance novels? Guaranteed to be sweet!

6. 6 修 An Immortal Cultivator's Life Among the Stars 修真大佬的星际生活 Mushroom and Lean Pork Zhou蘑菇瘦肉周Two Male Leads479k WordsCompleted Complete [Dual Male Leads + Cultivation Master Is Gentle Only to His Beloved + Young Master Is Adorable Only to His Beloved] Yun Jingzhi, a powerful cultivator among the stars, never dreamed that a bolt of lightning would send him hurtling into the interstellar era. He even ended up in the body of the real young master, who had been switched at birth and raised elsewhere for sixteen years. Worst of all, his biological parents didn't like him either, doting only on the fake young master. But luck 1.8kReads8.5Score184Shelves

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   Two super sweet books, time travel and interstellar, definitely worth reading, highly recommended!

7. 7 穿 How Do I Deal with Being Reborn as a Starfleet Baby's Evil Dad? 穿成星际崽崽恶毒老父亲怎么破？ Ask Not About the Future, All Will Be Well莫问前程皆无忧Two Male Leads392k WordsCompleted [Urban life + interstellar + transmigrate + sweet romance + entertainment industry + secret identity] He wakes up one morning to discover he's a dad. Which man who has been single for twenty-eight years wouldn't be shocked? Lu Chi certainly is. He only wants to make money in the entertainment industry, not raise kids, but when he sees how sweet, sensible, and obedient the little ones are, his heart softens. Fine, then. He'll juggle his career and the kids. His career takes off, only for him to d 1.6kReads9.4Score180Shelves
8. 8 不 Aren't You the Cool Commander? Then Why Do You Cry After One Kiss? 不是高冷指挥官吗？怎么一亲就哭 Si Jiao司皎Two Male Leads517k WordsCompleted [Print edition signed] [Interstellar + ABO + younger man + two equally powerful leads] Shi Ji, the Federation's highest-ranking commander, is coldly beautiful, chaste, and ruthless: a lofty flower that spells death at the slightest touch. Everyone treats the commander with nothing but respect, and then more respect. Until the first day of freshman enrollment at the Royal Academy Xie Zhuo stood among the crowd in a windbreaker, his brilliant silver hair wild and untamed. He was so striking that n 65.6kReads9.7Score11.1kShelves

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   This one is super good! Both characters are incredibly strong. It's an interstellar novel. The second one is a time-travel story. So good! 👍👍👍

9. 9 魔 The Demon Lord Wins by Lying Around on the Strength of His Looks 魔尊他靠美貌躺赢了 Gradually Lost in a Haze渐迷离Two Male Leads762k WordsCompleted The great demon Ning Qingtang perished while fighting for a supreme treasure, and the whole world celebrated. But Ning Qingtang didn’t die. He possessed the treasure and took human form, then was taken in as a junior disciple by his old nemesis, Sword Venerable Ciyuan. To keep anyone from discovering that he cultivated demonic arts, Ning Qingtang pretended he couldn’t cultivate even a trace of spiritual power, becoming the famous pretty deadweight of the Six Realms. He really was useless, but he 3kReads9.1Score566Shelves
10. 10 这 This Host Is Something Else: Told to Die for the Villain, He Actually Did 这宿主绝了，让他替反派死他真死 Cheng Nezha城哪吒Two Male Leads1.5M WordsCompleted (Complete) Villain + Corruption + Master and Disciple + Mutual Devotion + One-on-One (the villains are all souls of the Main God) To come back to life, movie star Yu Tang binds himself to a quick transmigration System. His mission is to show the villains care and warmth, then die for them, driving them completely over the edge. But when he has finally earned enough points and wants to be revived, the System tells him: The worlds he visited have all collapsed. Yu Tang: ??? System: So you need to 27.2kReads9.6Score3.1kShelves

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    Beautiful and sweet, personally selected by me

11. 11 咸 A Couch Potato in the Insectoid Race, Forced to Get Motivated 咸鱼到了虫族被迫奋起 Huang Niu凰妞Two Male Leads133k WordsCompleted As the young master of the dragon clan, Long Junmo has been doted on since childhood. Unfortunately, he is incredibly lazy, spending all day sprawled at home doing nothing. His father couldn’t stand it anymore and sent him to a small world for training, hoping to toughen him up and get him to strive for success. But his father couldn’t bear to see him suffer, so he secretly switched him to an insectoid world. In this world, males rule and females are inferior, and the ratio of males to females i 483Reads8.4Score101Shelves
12. 12 当 When the Campus F4 Transmigrate Into an Insectoid Novel 当校园F4穿越虫族文 Long Live the Dog Party狗狗派万岁Two Male Leads147k WordsOngoing [Dual Male Leads + Main Character as Seme + Tsundere Military Insect + Amnesia + Both Pure] When he woke up, Ruoze discovered that he had transmigrated. Not only had he become the Empire’s gentle and well-mannered eldest prince, revered by all the bugs as the “Child of Light,” he had also gained a tsundere noble fiancé. So here’s the question: when his fiancé reaches out to him, what should he do? Ruoze: Maybe he’s hungry? (He offers him some food uncertainly.) Fiancé: ...Where’s my ring? Three 15Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Two male leads 💕💕💕 ① The campus F4 transmigrated to interstellar Zerg: the eldest is a female military officer, the second is a female Zerg who is the richest man, and the third is a female Zerg leader who is the head of the interstellar race. And I actually transmigrated into a male Zerg prince, and even have a proud and arrogant fiancé who turns out to be a crazy and yandere 😘😘😘😘😘

13. 13 穿 Transmigrating into the Life of a Pampered Husband to a Male Lord 穿越之雄主的软饭日常 ly Little Princely小王子Two Male Leads388k WordsOngoing Lin Cheng'an: I'm straight, straighter than a telephone pole!! Naar: My lord, you said we'd be brothers. Lin Cheng'an: ... What brothers? You're obviously my wife. The next day, Naar stood in the kitchen making breakfast, his legs weak. Su Wang: Did this guy get built to match my type? Those ridiculously long legs are enough to keep me busy on one side, and then there's that peach-shaped butt. After sleeping with him, Su Wang: I'm a bird with no feet, destined never to stop for anyone. Randy: O 28Reads6.6Score—Shelves
14. 14 穿 After I Transmigrated into a Book, I Stole the Villain’s Male Insect 穿书后我抢了反派雌虫 The Perfectly Round Garden圆圆圆的园Two Male Leads1.0M WordsCompleted Pei Shuoyue is determined to become a great writer, so he racks his brain to write a melodramatic insectoid novel. But before he can finish it, his close friends start dying one after another under mysterious circumstances... Pei Shuoyue suspects something is going on. Then one day, he transmigrates into the very novel he’s writing. His friends, who died young, sneer at him. “So you’re here. We’ve been waiting for you.” Pei Shuoyue: “...” This is a collection of separate stories, with one couple 17.4kReads9.5Score1.9kShelves

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    The completed book is divided into five units, but they are all interconnected. It's the kind of story where you develop feelings for someone over time, and you'll also have to fight wits and courage against a jerk (don't read if you don't like Zerg).

15. 15 临 I Cleared My Name One Second Before I Died 临死前一秒我洗白了 Little Li Fish小黎鱼Two Male Leads243k WordsCompleted [Initially uncaring, later devoted attack × socially savvy, checked-out receiver; one-on-one, equally matched, both chaste] [The first dozen or so chapters focus on the plot, but at heart this is a groveling romance; Jian Huai is the attack] As the last descendant of the Vermilion Bird divine clan, Gu Yi'an's duty is to protect the Fallen Spirit. But in this life, the Fallen Spirit has not only gained sentience, it has also taken human form and become Jian Huai. Gu Yi'an: “...” How am I supposed 4.3kReads9.4Score561Shelves

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    It's really good! The premise is great, you should check it out! It's a mix of angst and sweetness, and the beginning is super tear-jerking 💕💕💕😘😘😘

16. 16 虫 The Zerg Marshal's Yandere Crown Prince 虫族元帅的病娇皇子 Wind Sleeps, Clouds Rise风眠云起Two Male Leads166k WordsCompleted As an SS-rank male soldier of the Zerg, Laval was a once-in-a-century genius and the Marshal's successor. He thought his life would end with him enduring his rebellious period alone before falling on the battlefield. Unexpectedly, a political marriage between the Empire and the Federation shattered the course of the life he'd planned. He assumed the Imperial Zerg Emperor's only son would be spoiled and unpleasant. He was right about the “spoiled and unpleasant” part, but the young man also sank 1.4kReads8.7Score130Shelves
17. 17 穿 I Transmigrated to the Stars and Became the Empire General's Kitten 穿越星际，成了帝国将军的小猫咪 Nan Xiamu南夏木Two Male Leads288k WordsCompleted [Two male leads + transmigration + interstellar beastfolk + adorable pets + sweet romance with a happy ending + pure sweetness, no angst] Jiang Zhibai takes a nap and wakes up in an interstellar beastfolk era, transmigrated into a weak, pitiful, helpless little kitten. Jiang Zhibai meows in shock: The beastfolk here are terrifying! There are muscular rat beastfolk, jellyfish beastfolk who occasionally pour water over themselves, and koala beastfolk who love hanging from ceiling beams. Mother Ear 242Reads6.2Score101Shelves
18. 18 穿 Transmigrating Across the Stars as a Rare Female 穿越星际之稀有雌性 Old Crow Sansan老鸦三三Two Male Leads143k WordsCompleted [Dual Male Leads + Interstellar + Beastfolk] Lin Shu had considered the possibility of dying on a mission, but never imagined he would transmigrate. When he opened his eyes, he found himself thousands of years in the future, where people could transform into animals. And somehow, a perfectly ordinary young man like him had become a rare female!? This is the story of General Qin finding himself a wife and gradually winning him over! 520Reads8.4Score—Shelves
19. 19 穿 Transmigrating to Another World: Top-Grade Spirit Herbs as Candy 穿越异世：极品灵药当糖吃 The Luminous Salted Fish咸鱼不发光Two Male Leads455k WordsOngoing Fu Lingyue, young master of Floating Spirit Manor, was the most gifted spiritual herbalist on the entire continent. Chosen by the Medicine God at birth to be the next heir, he formally inherited the title on the day he came of age. Herbs were exceptionally fond of him, and even the fortune of heaven and earth grew stronger in his presence. But just as Fu Lingyue was being formally installed as the Medicine God at his sacrificial ceremony, a strange celestial phenomenon sent him to the Interstell 65Reads8.3Score—Shelves
20. 20 星 Interstellar Beast World: The Useless Beauty Is the Top Student at Military Academy 星际兽世：废物美人他是军校第一 Tu Eleven荼十一Two Male Leads762k WordsOngoing [Dual male leads + transmigration + mutual spoiling + face-slapping + devoted to each other + interstellar + beast world] To fulfill his master’s dying wish, Li Chen worked hard and earned a place at the Empire’s top military academy. However, since his mental strength was only Grade D, many people speculated that he had gotten in by currying favor with the powerful. With mental strength like his, he would never have made the academy’s admission threshold otherwise. Besides, he was also beautifu 499Reads9.2Score102Shelves
21. 21 谁 Whose Top Alpha Pheromones Smell Like Chocolate Ice Cream? 谁家顶A信息素是巧克力冰淇淋啊 Heartbroken Mutt伤心大土狗Two Male Leads445k WordsCompleted [Interstellar ABO + two equally matched leads + both devoted and chaste + the bottom transmigrates into a book + the top is reborn + mutual salvation + a touch of ensemble cast] In the apocalypse, zombies ran rampant. Su Ji, the only surviving human at the Eastern Base, transmigrated into a book one day and became the imperial commander who was mercilessly demoted for climbing into the emperor's bed. The System told him: “See that black-haired, blue-eyed Alpha? He's the biggest villain in the wh 6.1kReads9.4Score1.5kShelves

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    It's absolutely amazing, you'll regret it for the rest of your life if you don't watch it! 🥰🥰🥰

22. 22 被 I Cowered After the Obsessive Male Lead Clung to Me 被偏执男主缠上后我怂了 At Summer's Tail夏天尾巴上Two Male Leads705k WordsCompleted [Both Leads Are Inexperienced / Partly Set on Campus / Gentle Beauty vs. Gloomy and Obsessive] Xie Xilou transmigrates into a romance novel as a frail cannon-fodder character. In the story, the heroine and hero meet on campus, go through a long, twisted relationship of love and conflict, and only get together at the very end. As for him, he’s a vicious minor character the powerful male lead meets early on, and he’s destined to die horribly. After unexpectedly dropping dead, Xie Xilou takes a dee 5.7kReads9.4Score969Shelves

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    [Recommendation] "As You Wish" - A novel featuring two male leads: a domineering and cunning seme versus a reserved and deeply affectionate uke. A sweet and heart-wrenching romance that will make your heart race! Zhao Wenxun, the man in the leather jacket, always with a nonchalant smile, hides a deep-seated domineering and possessive nature. He leans close to Shen Heqing's ear and whispers like poison: "As you wish, you've finally gotten rid of me." On the surface, this is a release, but in reality, it's the cruelest test and provocation. Shen Heqing, the reserved and restrained man, never intended to escape, yet Zhao Wenxun's relentless pursuit forces him into a corner. This is a battle of equals in love. Zhao Wenxun's domineering and cunning nature is like an invisible net, firmly locking Shen Heqing in. Shen Heqing's forbearance and deep affection are the softest counterattack in this struggle. Their love is like a war without gunpowder; every clash is heart-pounding and irresistible. A blend of sweet romance and heart-wrenching love, is Zhao Wenxun's "letting go" a pretense, and Shen Heqing's "escape" a genuine act? No, their story has only just begun. If you enjoy the dynamic of a domineering, cunning seme and a reserved, deeply affectionate uke, and crave a heart-pounding, sweet yet angsty romance, then "As You Wish" is an absolute must-read!

23. 23 被 After Being Abandoned, I Got My Happy Ending with the Perfect Man 被抛弃后我跟天花板HE了 Nan Qilu南亓鹿Two Male Leads334k WordsCompleted A scheming, doting seme who spoils his beloved (Qin Zhao) vs. a gentle, insecure, sensible, kind uke (Shen Heqing) A sweet romance. The seme is only sharp-tongued in the opening scene; he's a devoted wife-slave, and this story is so sweet. Come on! Open wide and enjoy some sugar! Synopsis: 1. Shen Heqing has had a rough life since childhood, always being the one left behind. His friend said, “You're so capable. Missing one opportunity won't hurt you. Just let him have it.” His biological parents 38.3kReads9.3Score5.3kShelves
24. 24 捡 After Picking Up a Mad Villain, the Cannon Fodder Keeps Trying to Save Himself 捡了疯批反派后，炮灰总想自救 Rong Zit​​ang冗子糖Two Male Leads577k WordsCompleted [Dual Male Leads, Transmigrated into a Comic, Two Powerful Leads, A Little Funny, Villain] A scheming, unhinged yandere villain who seems sweet but is secretly dark, with a love-struck puppy-dog side, falls for a fiercely protective, doting, powerful, universally adored top. [Modern setting in an alternate world] Xu Chi transmigrates into a comic and, without really knowing what he’s doing, takes home an unbelievably pretty boy. Only when his memories come back does he realize that the boy he pi 29.9kReads9.6Score4.2kShelves
25. 25 甜 Sweet and Sensual! The Aloof God of the Main System Knows How to Flirt, Comfort, and Act Cute 甜欲！冷舔主神他会撩会哄会撒娇 Rice-Loving Dumpling爱干饭的团子Two Male Leads2.6M WordsCompleted [Print edition published under contract] [Comic adaptation now available] [Quick transmigration, two male leads, satisfying and sweet] [Both powerful and devoted, exclusive 1v1 romance] Si Jin, Heaven's No. 001 prisoner, is sentenced to live through all kinds of tragic lives across three thousand worlds because his sin score is far too high. The supervising System trembles with fear: “Please behave, boss. Follow the plot properly, or the main System will punish you...” Si Jin wiggles a finger an 44.6kReads9.6Score4.6kShelves

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    🏆The seemingly aloof and unattainable Judge, beneath his shirt, is bound by soul-binding chains, yet in private, he pins the villain to a divine throne, his eyes tinged with the red of fallen divinity. 🏆The outwardly frail beauty trembles at the villain's feet, then turns and laughs as he crushes the protagonist's aura in the system space. When everyone thinks he's a helpless innocent, the boy licks the blood from his hand and chuckles.

26. 26 快 Quick Transmigration: The Host Is a Wolf in Sheep’s Clothing 快穿之宿主是个白切黑 Bing Bing Ziya病病子牙Two Male Leads4.1M WordsCompleted What should Ji Sishen do when he runs into a white lotus in a mission world? Obviously, he should use the white lotus's own tricks and leave her with nowhere to turn! When the male lead's first love tearfully plays the victim in front of the domineering CEO: “Jinnian, I know I'm just his replacement. Go to him. I love you, so it's okay.” “No, Shenshen. You're the one I love.” When the white lotus pouts at the brutal prince: “Your Highness, Shenshen wants you to hug me, kiss me, and lift me up hi 22.5kReads9.5Score1.3kShelves
27. 27 成 Become the Villain, and Strike Down the Scumbag! 成为反派，并向渣男挥剑！ Grapefruit葡萄柚Two Male Leads1.0M WordsCompleted [The audiobook adaptation of the same title is currently being serialized] [Two Male Leads + Top + Quick Transmigration + Both Powerful, Both Devoted + Intense Push and Pull] A vicious, unhinged beauty versus men with all kinds of personalities Lu Chengt ing is a blade in the service of the Celestial Lord, master of slaughter, free of desire and attachment, yet wicked by nature and impossible to control. In pursuit of the young lord of the heavens, who had descended to the mortal realm to under 31.5kReads9.6Score3.2kShelves
28. 28 星 The Interstellar Frontier Chronicles 星际拓荒传 The Spore Cage Is Away孢笼不在Sci-Fi & Apocalypse159k WordsCompleted My new work is out! You’re welcome to read it on Tomato Novel. I hope you’ll enjoy it. I’m a newbie and this is my first time writing, so please bear with me. I’ll do my best to tell every story well! In the era of the cosmos, humanity begins expanding into other star systems. The people and events encountered by a human who awakens from cryosleep become the stuff of legend. 6Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Explore the unknown universe and embark on an interstellar adventure! "Interstellar Crossing: Two Male Protagonists" takes you into a world brimming with science fiction and romance. Whether it's the post-apocalyptic survival in "Interstellar Frontiers" or the imaginative world of "Interstellar Glory," each book is brimming with endless possibilities. Experience the lighthearted humor of "Looking to the Ends of the Earth," witness the intense battle of "Interstellar: Mental Power SSS Annihilation Hahaha," or follow the ongoing storyline of "Starting with the College Entrance Exam: I'm Modeling Ancient China in Interstellar Space"—every page will keep you hooked. Join this interstellar journey, cure your reading slump, and begin your own cosmic legend!

29. 29 星 The Glory of the Stars 星际之辉 Ling Feng Xiao Hao凌风小浩9k WordsCompleted The Glory of the Stars —Reads—Score—Shelves
30. 30 星 The Interstellar Heiress's Collection of Junk 星际首富大小姐的破烂收藏 That Melon over in the West西边那个瓜Modern Romance1.2M WordsCompleted [Interstellar powers, military academy tournament, no romance for the protagonist, spatial abilities, lighthearted and satisfying, friendship-focused, with a large ensemble cast.] [Sole protagonist: Shen Chenfu (Xiao Fu)] [Volume One has been published] After years of wandering, Shen Chenfu is found and brought home by the richest man in the interstellar world. Her adopted sister is openly hostile toward her, and her twin younger brothers mock her for never having eaten meat. When her classmates 45.5kReads9.5Score6.8kShelves
31. 31 别 Don't Mess with This Earthling. She Can Blow Up the Entire Interstellar World 别惹这个地球人，她能炸掉全星际 The Shaking Light of the Northern Dipper北斗摇光Modern Romance634k WordsCompleted [Reborn in the interstellar era➕mecha military academy➕two powerful leads, pure exhilaration] While on an overseas mission, a special forces soldier is forced to jump down a waterfall, only to find herself transported straight to the universe of the year 3202… Wait, she starts out with a negative score? Who thought that was a good idea? Wait, her mental power rating is SSS+? Wait, people here don't fight hand-to-hand or with guns. Everyone uses mecha? Great! This place suits her perfectly. Now 7.3kReads9.0Score833Shelves
32. 32 开 From the Start, I Took the College Entrance Exam and Built an Ancient China Model in the Interstellar Era 开局高考：我在星际建模千古华夏 Fu Chengcheng傅橙橙Modern Romance583k WordsOngoing [Chinese civilization + livestreaming + interstellar era + military academy + romance] Jiang Zao accidentally transmigrates to the interstellar era while conducting archaeology at an ancient site in the wilderness. Civilization has vanished from this world, and the insectoid race is invading. Modelers can create imagined realms to ease mental instability, and model objects that can slay the insectoid race. It is the most revered profession in the interstellar world. Freshly transmigrated, Jiang 33kReads9.1Score2.9kShelves

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