Any Face-Slapping Novels Rated Above 9 That Don't Go Off the Rails? 九分以上不发疯打脸爽文？
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Fellow Daoist, Why Is Your Human Emperor Banner Belching Black Smoke? 道友，你这人皇幡怎么冒黑烟啊？
Even unorthodox paths can lead to Heaven! This poor Daoist has always been a bit timid. If I don’t pull up the roots after cutting the grass, I won’t be able to sleep at night! Heh heh heh... I, He An, am your great calamity!
82.4kReads9.3Score7.8kShelves
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Fortune Shines Bright 吉星高照
[Reborn + livestreaming + fortune-telling + ghost-hunting + episodic stories + satisfying revenge + punishing evil and promoting good] When she opened her eyes, metaphysics master Ye Ling discovered that she had been reborn! Her host was not only a social-phobe, but also had a mother with terminal cancer, an older brother who had never married, and an honest, simple father. To pay for her mother's treatment, find a wife for her brother, and give her family a better life, Ye Ling decided to retur
9.4kReads9.5Score1.9kShelves
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Yanwan and Jinzong Are Both Reborn: Setting the Mad Palace Straight and Curing Yiyi's Madness 嬿婉进忠双重生，整顿癫宫破懿症
[Story of Yanxi Palace fanfiction + lots of Ying Zhong pairing + sweet, satisfying happy ending + angst for Ruyi] Formerly titled: Empress Lingyi Yanwan: Give Me Back the Fortune You Stole No rivalry between women. No Ruyi-syndrome, and there are also warm sisterly moments, but revenge will be served without mercy. Reborn, Wei Yanwan thrived, avoiding every mistake that had once given her away. Together with Jinzong, who had also been reborn, she tore away Ruyi's hypocritical mask and reclaimed
10.3kReads9.6Score1.4kShelves
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Misty Rain Tower 烟雨楼
[The print edition is now available nationwide at all major retailers] "Traditional xuanhuan" "No harem" In the land of Jiuzhou stands a tower called the Misty Rain Tower. Its master, Li Qingzhi, is hailed as a peerless prodigy, holding life and death in his hands beneath the cover of night. Yet what the world doesn’t know is that someone else stands behind the Misty Rain Tower, its true founder. Using the guise of a spoiled young master as cover, he manipulates the winds and clouds and plots ac
909.8kReads9.6Score236.2kShelves
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That Year, That Cicada, That Sword 那年那蝉那把剑
Holding a cicada from summer doesn’t necessarily mean holding the whole summer in your hand. But grasp that sword, and you hold an entire world of martial arts. Wield a three-foot blade of gleaming steel. Dream of becoming a revered Sword God, if only for a day. Be an invincible Sword Immortal, if only for a moment. Sever the headmaster’s treasured pagoda and knock the emperor’s crown from his head. He laughs aloud: “Eight kings with zithers, lutes, harps, and pipes; four imps with grotesque fac
90.9kReads9.3Score9.6kShelves
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Starting with a Street Stall Selling Super Strength Potions 开局地摊卖大力
[The Dali anime premieres on July 29. Search the title on Tomato to watch the PV.] Earth enters an era of spiritual qi revival, and humanity begins awakening supernatural abilities! Jiang Nan awakens the strongest street-stall System from the start. Muscle-Boosting Potion? Detoxifying Soybeans? Lucky Cherries? They can't keep them in stock! The world's top tycoons, richest men, popular streamers, and strongest experts all come to buy them. Jiang Nan: "I'm not even a tiny bit interested in money!
348.5kReads9.7Score46.1kShelves
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Once Upon a Time, There Was a Demon-Suppressing Pass 从前有座镇妖关
Once, there was a pass like this. Once, there was a group of people like this. Every inch of this pass was stained with blood. These people would not return until they were dead. All so that, amid mountains of corpses and seas of blood, in their final moments, they could turn around and see the lights of countless homes shining behind them, with peace and safety year after year.
214.5kReads9.6Score26.4kShelves
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I Am Not the God of Drama 我不是戏神
The brand-new masterpiece by San Jiu Yin Yu, author of Slay the Gods | Winner of the Best Science-Fiction Web Novel Award at the Macau International Science Fiction Awards | A Chinese grotesque epic that turns the tide of an era After a scarlet meteor streaked across the sky, human civilization ground to a halt. From that day onward, humanity could no longer build a rocket, a nuclear bomb, an airplane, a car... The pyramid of civilization built upon modern science collapsed with a thunderous roa
1.7MReads9.9Score187.9kShelves
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Deicide Learning In A Psychiatric Hospital 我在精神病院学斩神
A must-read hit on Tomato Novel | Original novel of the hit anime Slay the Gods | IP influence on the China Online Literature Influence List | 2023 China Good Novel Have you ever wondered whether monsters from ancient myths lurk beneath the neon-lit city? Have you ever wondered whether gods stand watch over humanity atop the moon hanging high above us? Have you ever wondered whether extraordinary people walk among us in our bustling modern cities, acting in the gods’ stead? In the society ruled
1.1MReads9.9Score172kShelves
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Fragrance in the Begonia-Draped Bed, the Moon in My Arms 海棠帐中香，明月入怀
Rebirth + palace intrigue + fake eunuch vs. bewitching consort + feel-good, sweet romance + devoted one-on-one couple + female-lead-focused Also titled: The Bewitching Consort Reborn: The Cold Ninth-Thousand-Year Lord Can't Keep His Hands Off Her / The Emperor Is Just a Pawn in My Hand Zhaoyue lived a truly foolish life in her previous one. Blinded by luxury and indulgence, she took the wrong path through the treacherous inner palace and became a bedchamber temptress whose death seemed well de
3.4kReads9.1Score365Shelves
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The Madam Delivers Face-Slapping Comebacks Every Day 夫人每天在线打脸
They say Young Madam Xie never lets a grudge go unanswered and is not someone to mess with. Young Master Xie says they've got it all wrong. It's not that she's hard to deal with, it's that she picks fights every day and gets face-slapped, leaving him frazzled, annoyed, and helpless. The hardworking instigator herself says, “That's because you never take a hint!”
405Reads5.9Score—Shelves
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Shocking! Lord Mo’s Wife Is Actually a Big Shot 惊爆！墨爷夫人竟是大佬
[1v1 feel-good story] Everyone says Ruan Jun of Gaoshan Village is a complete good-for-nothing! She couldn’t speak at four, couldn’t walk at five, and was an abandoned wild girl! But later, everyone learned the truth... Ruan Jun owns the village fishpond, and she paid to have the village roads repaired. That’s not all... A leading figure in the medical world follows right behind her, practically skipping, and respectfully calls her Master. An award-winning actor from the entertainment industry s
39.3kReads9.1Score3.4kShelves
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After Fleeing with Her Child 携崽跑路之后
“Don't you dare touch my mommy!” A boy and a girl block the door, keeping the devilish young CEO out. The woman he's set his sights on has not only been claimed by someone else first, but has also given birth to two children! “Heart-stealer, get out here!” Faced with the furious, roaring emperor, the spicy mom can only protest her innocence…
185Reads6.9Score—Shelves
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Mess With Her? You Must Be Crazy! The Madam Is Putting the Capital’s Elite in Their Place Again 惹她？疯了！夫人又在整顿京圈了
The short drama She Is Loved by the Whole World (Come to Me) is now available. [Sweet Romance + Empowering Revenge] The notorious daughter of the Si family has returned from the countryside. When people hear the news, they all sneer at her! A useless rich girl, a coarse country bumpkin, a vicious demon... Until one day The renowned savior and master healer? That's her. The mysterious ace forensic pathologist? That's her. The world-famous hacker everyone's searching for? That's her too. As t
63.6kReads9.5Score6.2kShelves
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Nine Suns Reach the Heavens 九阳通天
[Traditional fantasy + multiple heroines + genius protagonist + thrillingly satisfying] Lin Yuan transmigrates into a fantasy world and becomes an outer sect disciple of the Yunlan Sect. From the start, his master dies, and his master’s wife passes on her power to him. As Lin Yuan masters his cultivation technique, his romantic prospects keep growing. With help from a True Dragon Princess, he awakens the Nine Yang Divine Meridian, and his cultivation surges forward! In this great age, where geni
18.4kReads8.8Score1.7kShelves
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The Tiger Roars Through the City! 虎啸都市！
The original story of The Invincible Jia Erhu: Abandoned as a baby 24 years ago, he grew up tough, struggling at the bottom of society. Now he has returned as a king, entering the world that once abandoned him with a towering rage. He shows no mercy to his enemies, killing any god or demon that stands in his way. Powerful figures beg for mercy, while his enemies tremble at his name. In the end, he stands at the pinnacle of power, becoming a legendary warlord!
63kReads9.2Score6.6kShelves
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I Saw a Heavenly Enchantress on My First Day as a Doctor 第一次行医就看到天媚之体
Zuo Xiu was practicing a powerful martial art in the middle of the night when he unexpectedly rescued a beautiful woman and took her home. He never imagined she’d be the heiress to a wealthy family. After treating her injuries, she made him an outrageous offer. From then on, Zuo Xiu had life by the tail, taking his revenge and living exactly as he pleased.
14.8kReads9.2Score2.5kShelves
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Defying Heaven Itself: I, Qi Tongwei, Will Never Submit 胜天半子，我祁同伟绝不屈服
[Qi Tongwei + In the Name of the People + Defying the Odds] After transmigrating into Qi Tongwei from In the Name of the People, he is about to be assigned to the Yantai Mountain Judicial Office. Faced with Liang Lu's oppression, Qi Tongwei bravely fights back. If he can't change the outcome of being sent to work in the countryside, then he'll get out from under the Liang family's control. If you won't give me the benefits I'm entitled to, then you can forget about keeping your job...
13.3kReads7.5Score483Shelves
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Now That I'm Reborn, Who Would Still Want You? 都重生了，谁还稀罕你啊
Only on his deathbed did Chen Lifei learn that all the money he had spent most of his life working so hard to earn had gone to support his wife's first love from school. His parents and daughter had all died, directly or indirectly, at the hands of the woman he had loved all his life. They kissed passionately before Chen Lifei, whose body had not even grown cold. Reborn, Chen Lifei looks at the woman who stands before him, acting superior and ordering him around. “Good dogs don't block the road.
10.6kReads6.7Score835Shelves
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Wilderness Survival for All: I Crush Everyone by a Mile 全民荒野：我断层碾压所有人
In the future. Blue Star is facing the prospect of its resources running dry, when an unknown entity launches a survival challenge called The Wilderness World. Anyone who survives in the Wilderness World can earn a longer lifespan, better health, extraordinary powers, and even an entire habitable planet as a reward. But with the wilderness having vanished for countless years, humanity on Blue Star is at a loss. After several years, only a handful of people have managed to last more than a hundre
11.7kReads8.3Score764Shelves
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The Sect Is Recruiting Disciples, and from the Start I Can See Their Attribute Panels 宗门收徒，开局看见属性面板
[Lighthearted Comedy + Everyday Life + Taking Disciples + Sect Building + System + Heartwarming + Slow Pace + The Protagonist Has Both Legs and Joins in the Fun.] After transmigrating into a cultivation world, Chu Xingchen awakened a disciple-recruitment System and gained the ability to see his disciples' traits! Starting from scratch, he would build the strongest sect. First Disciple: Li Yingling [Gold Trait: Cultivation Prodigy][Purple Trait: Extraordinary Luck][Blue Trait: Beautiful] Second D
147kReads9.0Score18.1kShelves
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I’m Almost at the Tribulation Stage, and You’re Telling Me I’m the Real Heiress? 我快渡劫期了，你说我是真千金？
[Metaphysics + Real and Fake Heiresses + Strong Female Lead + Face-Slapping + Taking Down Scumbags + Feel-Good Story + Everyone’s Favorite] The real heiress the Lin family lost is a fortune-telling scammer who sets up a street stall. Her whole family thinks she’s an embarrassment and tells her to stop dreaming about taking the fake heiress’s place. Lin Mo: “Easy. Pay me to sever our family ties, and I’ll leave.” After they cut ties, the Lin family sees her livestreaming fortune-telling. Every on
7.7kReads8.6Score1kShelves
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High Martial: A Senior Student Flirts with Me from the Start, So I Slay a God with One Strike 高武：开局被学姐调戏，一刀斩神
[Unlocking past-life powers + Thunder talent + War between the myriad races + Childhood friends, one heroine + Ensemble cast] The rating is low because the novel just got one! It'll gradually go up! The best eighteenth-birthday gift is, of course, a System cheat. While other prodigies compete for supremacy, Su Ming unlocks the seal on his past life and becomes invincible. On Blue Star, where everyone practices high-level martial arts, the myriad races rise up and demon beasts run rampant. Martia
53.8kReads8.8Score4.8kShelves
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The Not-So-Cold Magician 不太冷的魔术师
[Publication Contract Signed, Safe to Read][Tales of Youth][Everyone Has Common Sense][Absolutely Wonderful][Magic][Distinctive Characters][No Female Lead] My name is Jin Feichen. Draped in the twilight of my youth, I once thought I would muddle through life, relying on taxpayers to support me forever. I thought that would be my fate. However, all of that came to an end on a rainy afternoon. Youth is a grand stage. On that evening when rain poured down in torrents, the stage reached out to me, a
320.5kReads9.5Score29kShelves
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Quick Transmigration Is Fun Once, and Even Better Every Time 快穿一时爽，一直快穿一直爽
[Quick transmigration + face-slapping + satisfying read] The book transmigrator who wants to have several lovers at once, the scheming cousin who wants to take her older cousin's place, the evil woman in the entertainment industry, the rich family's live-in son-in-law who builds his success on his wife's sacrifice, the top scholar who abandons his first wife, and the great general who loves only his concubine are all trash in the eyes of the female sword cultivator Qi Sha. So what if you're rebo
33.8kReads9.2Score2.8kShelves
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You Said Lightning Was the Weakest. So How Can Yours Evolve Without Limit? 说好最弱雷电，怎么你能无限进化
On Blue Star, vicious beasts run rampant. Everyone can awaken an ability and has a chance to become a powerful force, feared across the land! Yet Xu Jingming, who transmigrated here, had only an E-rank ability. Fortunately, the Deep Blue System appeared, upgrading his weak E-rank electric ability into S-rank Purple Firmament Divine Thunder! That’s not all. Every time he kills a vicious beast, he earns ability points. Spend ability points to raise his level and strengthen his skills. “Deep Blue,
245.7kReads9.0Score18.9kShelves
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City of Beasts 异兽迷城
[The new book The Maze of Inversion has begun serialization. Updates come at 9 p.m. every evening. Please continue to support it.] Gao Yang was an orphan. At the age of six, he transmigrated to a parallel world and began living in a warm family of five. When he turned eighteen, Gao Yang accidentally discovered the truth about the world: this was not a parallel world at all, but a mysterious realm, and all the relatives and friends around him were terrifying Beasts! Gao Yang nearly lost his life
491kReads9.7Score72.5kShelves
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A Common Man Takes the Stage 匹夫驾到
(Signed for print publication) (One heroine, no System, not a power fantasy, Chinese-style supernatural abilities) Among the infinite parallel worlds, there is a special world called Nanke, and a special group of people known as Calamity Exorcists. They soar through the skies and burrow underground, know the past and present, and travel between parallel worlds in different eras to carry out missions. A young man who calls himself a commoner is chosen by fate to enter Nanke’s mysterious academy,
102.7kReads9.4Score11.3kShelves
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My Years in the Funeral Business 我干白事儿这些年
After his master died, Lin Ran inherited his craft, took over the funeral business, and promised his master he would not leave this small town for three years. Keeping his promise, Lin Ran had to face the world without his master's protection. He saw all the strange sides of human nature that he had never witnessed before! Lin Ran remembered his master's words: “People look down on those of us in this line of work. Compared with ordinary people, we're also missing something. They call it being ‘
89.3kReads9.2Score12.3kShelves
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Mortal Bones 凡骨
The world’s spiritual bones are divided into four grades. First grade, Heavenly Spiritual Bone. Second grade, Golden Spiritual Bone. Third grade, Profound Spiritual Bone. Fourth grade, White Spiritual Bone. All the rest are mortal bones, with no chance of cultivating. Xu Taiping, born with mortal bones, swears to prove to the cultivation world that mortal bones can slay demons, mortal bones can vanquish devils, and mortal bones can ascend to immortality!
625.4kReads9.3Score84.5kShelves
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Reborn: Back to 1983 to Become a Tycoon 重生：回到1983当富翁
(The print edition is now available on JD.com! The text has been carefully revised and is even more exciting. There are plenty of discounts right now, so if you're interested, go grab a copy!) Zhou Yufeng, a corporate CEO, unexpectedly returns to 1983, an era of planned economies and feeling one's way across the river by touching the stones. With his lovely wife wanting a divorce and his younger brother and sister struggling to get by, watch as he turns the business world upside down and changes
141.2kReads9.3Score17.2kShelves
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The Underworld Detective 阴间神探 My new work is out! You can read it on Tomato Novel. I hope you'll enjoy it. Your support inspires me to write, and I'll do my best to tell every story well! 86kReads9.4Score10.6kShelves
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On My First Day at Work, I Tore Up the Wanted List 上班第一天，手撕通缉榜
He transmigrated to a parallel world and became a graduate of the police academy. When Xu Lin received his job assignment, he was completely bewildered. He had graduated top of his class with perfect marks in criminal investigation, and was about to become a criminal investigator. So why had they assigned him to the traffic police? What was that supposed to mean? They wouldn’t let him work criminal investigations? Fine. A traffic cop could take on criminal investigations, too. On his first day a
100.5kReads9.3Score11.3kShelves
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You Hired Me to Collect Bodies, So I Dissected My Ex-Girlfriend 让你当收尸人，你直接解刨了前女友
In anatomy class, the corpse turns out to be my ex-girlfriend... After that, I went through all sorts of unbelievable things. A bus that only goes up, never down, and runs straight to a reservoir. An old scholar tree in the hospital, lush with branches and leaves, that swallows people whole. A giant catfish by the Qingshui River, begging people for help every night. And a deadly brothel hung with human skin, open for business without end. It went on and on, as if it would never come to an end...
76kReads9.4Score3.7kShelves
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The One Without Desires 无念者
[Signed for print publication] [Chinese-style superpowers] [One heroine] “Hey! No using Hidden Spirits in front of ordinary people!” “What are ordinary people?” “Just regular people. They call them Muggles in the West.” “And what are Hidden Spirits?” “Superpowers. We call them Hidden Spirits in China.” When you discover the hidden truth of this world, will you choose to join? Or expose it?
48.1kReads9.3Score5.2kShelves
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70s Military Marriage: The Couple’s a Bit Crazy 七零军婚：那两口子都有点癫
[Period Setting + Inventory Space + Comedy + Wish Fulfillment + Two Golden Fingers] Ruan Qiqi spent ten years being treated for an illness, and her condition was perfectly stable. After leaving the hospital, she unexpectedly transmigrates to the 1970s, into the body of a country girl who has just been dumped by her scumbag fiancé. Nearly everyone around her is awful. But she isn't afraid. She has a space packed with supplies, a golden finger, and nine lives, so she can do whatever she wants with
66.4kReads9.2Score7.5kShelves
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As Long as the Cannon Fodder Is Crazy Enough, the Protagonist Can Still Be Sacrificed 只要炮灰够癫，主角照样祭天
Jiang Wan knew she was dead. She knew she’d transmigrated, too. But she had no idea where she’d ended up. Still, judging by her current surroundings, this trip had probably gone badly. There was a good chance that wretched poverty would have her in its grip again. “Being a wage slave is miserable, but it doesn’t make me an idiot. Who wants to come to this dump of an ancient world? Not me!” “Ribbit!” “Frog bro, you think this place sucks too, don’t you?” Jiang Wan stared at her bizarre reflection
33kReads9.2Score4.1kShelves
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