Hilarious Books on Cultivating Immortality

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1 Oops! I Cultivated the Ruthless Way and Won MVP Howling WindEastern Fantasy1.0M Wordsongoing 31.9kReads8.4Score3kShelves
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Both books are about cultivating immortals and are hilarious. Of course, maybe my laugh point is lower. The first one has the main character Dog King Online, the second one has the main character who is crazy, one is a little junior brother and the other is a big brother [laughter]
2 Who Asked This Boy to Be the Senior Brother? There Is Rain Falling in the South of the City and in the West of the CityEastern Fantasy1.6M Wordscompleted 220.6kReads9.4Score27.8kShelves
3 Three Years and Three Years of Madness, I Am the Invincible Crazy Swordsman Desireless WineEastern Fantasy2.3M Wordsongoing 147.6kReads8.8Score15.5kShelves
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🌟Tweet🌟 📖"The Crazy Scholar's Invincible Sword" - the legend of swordsmanship in the world of Xianxia! 🔍 The protagonist Chen Xun, a seemingly crazy scholar in Tsing Yi, carries a broken wooden sword on his back, but he has the best swordsmanship in the world! Every three years of madness, there will be a period of clarity, reincarnation and reincarnation, mysterious and unpredictable. The author "Wine of Desire" uses delicate brushstrokes to describe a world full of grievances and romances between Jianghu and Xiaxia. Swordsmanship, conspiracy, and friendship are intertwined, which makes people want to stop! Currently in series, 559,000 people are reading it, and the rating is as high as 9.0! Book lovers who like fairy tales and sword cultivators should not miss this book!
4 Mortal Bones One Geng MasterEastern Fantasy8.3M Wordscompleted 837.3kReads9.3Score152.3kShelves
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No matter how desperate you are, there is a sword that allows you to hide, helps you defend yourself against the enemy, and protects your Taoist heart.
5 I Don't Want to Be Mentally Exhausted, I Know How to Be Crazy and Happy Liuliuguo640k Wordscompleted 52.2kReads9.5Score9.5kShelves
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I couldn't help but laugh out loud. My colleagues next to me thought I was a fool. It's a magic tool for office workers to relieve stress. . . . .
6 We Agreed to Be the Number One Sword Cultivator, so How Can We Be so Mean? QiyiziAncient Romance1.0M Wordscompleted 347.7kReads9.5Score66kShelves
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Nothing much to say. Just watch it and it's over
7 Evil! the Whole World of Cultivation Is Trying to Steal Me as a Successor Jiuyue FishAncient Romance1.4M Wordscompleted 174kReads9.4Score31.3kShelves
8 Let Me Add Some Strength to the World of Immortality Angler Catches Big FishEastern Fantasy2.2M Wordsongoing 233.8kReads9.1Score27.1kShelves
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Early morning! The bright sunshine disperses the morning fog and illuminates the quiet courtyard. Qin Yu got up and stretched. "What a wonderful day!" "When I pass the test and join the sect, there will be another rising star in the world of immortality. Oh ho ho ho ho ho..." Today is the day when Xuantian Sect recruits new disciples every year, and Qin Yu has been waiting for this for a year. After getting dressed and carrying his luggage, Qin Yu took a bag of fried stinky tofu and walked out of the room. A year ago! Qin Yu was still playing games on Blue Star. After experiencing thirty consecutive losses, his blood suddenly surged and his vision went dark. When he wakes up again, he travels back to this young man. Most of the memory about the original owner has been lost, and he only vaguely remembers things like 'cultivating immortals', 'sect selection', 'robbers', 'seriously injured'... At first, Qin Yu thought that the original owner was stupid because of reading novels, but after asking about it for a while, all he could say was 'f*ck'! He really traveled to a world where he could cultivate immortality. It only took a second for Qin Yu to regard cultivating immortality as his first goal. I dare to ask which man can resist the temptation of flying to the sky, escaping to the earth, and flying with a sword.
9 The Most Sick Person in the World of Cultivation Paper TigerAncient Romance1.3M Wordscompleted 397.3kReads9.7Score61.1kShelves
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A textbook on anti-correction in the world of cultivation that makes you laugh so hard that CP can be unpopular but not evil! Let's see how Uncle Crazy Patch rewrites the BE script with immoral literature! #Againstroutineschuanshu #ishadiaoxiuzhen #redemptionxiangshuangwen
10 The Most Powerful Upgrade System The Sea Is Full of WaterEastern Fantasy12.2M Wordscompleted 34.7kReads8.4Score4.4kShelves
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"One knife kills the chicken, the sky weeps blood! One palm smashes the clam, and the chaos thunders! When the entire laws of the three realms are overturned by this man - I, Long Fei, step on the bones of the heavens, split the eternal night with the dragon-slaying knife in my left hand, and overthrow the nine-level sky with the divine-killing sword in my right hand! This violent system kills wild monsters and explodes divine veins, kills ants and drops holy weapons, and crushes a hundred thousand immortal realms in one breath! Immortal Emperor? Annihilate with a snap of your finger! Those lucky men who claim to be the sons of destiny are trembling on my kill value panel! Today, the world is just my Long Fei's experience copy! "Ding! Kill the God of Creation and get the [Immortality] BUFF" "Ding! Destroy three thousand small worlds and unlock the title of [Dimension Master]" Now - smash all your so-called trump cards, ancestors, and forbidden magical powers! I, Long Fei, make an oath to kill endless enemies and pretentious dogs. I will fight through the end of reincarnation!
11 Master, Senior Brother and Second Senior Brother Are Fighting Again Ke NingEastern Fantasy6.4M Wordscompleted 99kReads8.2Score9.4kShelves
12 I Have Been Reincarnated for Three Lives, Master, How Come You Are Still Alive? Eat 100 Million Points LessEastern Fantasy1.0M Wordscompleted 277.4kReads9.5Score43.7kShelves
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There is a Peach Blossom Temple at the foot of Peach Blossom Mountain, and there is a Peach Blossom Immortal in the Peach Blossom Temple. Peach Blossom Fairy was not originally called Peach Blossom Fairy. His real name was Tao Mian, and he was a human being. He was a time traveler, and because he was bound to the immortality system, he accidentally lived for a thousand years. Still in the Qi refining period. One day, Peach Blossom Immortal came out of his old shabby Taoist temple, went to the yard, and carried a bag of feed to feed the chickens. "Eat, eat. When you're full, bring back the little hen and I'll have eggs to eat." Tao Mian has lived for a thousand years and has not come down from the mountain for no other reason than that he doesn't know the Kung Fu. The system hasn't released this thing yet. The system he carries is called "Leave One Hand" for short, and its full name is "The Master of Shared Cultivation Always Leaves One Hand for Immortality System", which means that if he wants to practice, he must first have a disciple. Then let the apprentice be responsible for practicing the exercises, and he will be in charge of cloud sharing, and he will always be one step ahead of the apprentice. This system sounds like the gospel of lazy cancer, a great way to get rid of cancer. Everything is perfect.
13 One Flower, One Wine, One Immortal, Sleep, Get Drunk, and Live Forever Anonymous (Anchor: Guan Yanzhi)completed —Reads8.6Score—Shelves
14 Chenbenbuyi Wu LiangyeHistorical1.2M Wordscompleted 35.2kReads8.1Score8.2kShelves
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The protagonist of this book goes from being the son of a deposed prime minister to becoming a supreme being. The plot is full of ups and downs, full of blood and passion.
15 The Greatest Scourge in the World of Immortality Squirrel Under the Mushroom HouseEastern Fantasy2.1M Wordscompleted 183.9kReads9.3Score24.3kShelves
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Others are cultivating immortality: treasures from heaven and earth, miraculous elixirs, and peerless techniques. I am cultivating immortality: living by relying on sand sculptures! Traveling through the world of cultivating immortals, I became a useless little junior sister. There are no golden fingers, no system, and I can't even afford a storage bag. But I found that as long as I am stupid enough, I can make the enemy laugh until they lose their fighting ability! "Fellow Taoist, your swordsmanship is good, but do you know why your sword is always tilted? Because you hold it backwards!" "This Demon Lord, you are so handsome, why do you want to be a villain? Come and learn how to cook with me!" "Master Immortal, do you want to accept a disciple? I am very good at eating, I can eat three big bowls in one meal!" In this way, I relied on one mouth to thrive in the world of immortality. Until one day, I met a facially paralyzed swordsman... "Fellow Taoist, why don't you smile?" "Because I'm thinking about whether to put you, this idiot, into my scabbard." Help! Why doesn't this swordsman follow the routine? [Hilarious Highlights] ★ The sand sculpture heroine performs online, laughing until her stomach hurts! ★ A facially paralyzed swordsman is forced to open his business, the contrast is so cute! ★ All comedians in the world of cultivating immortals are having unlimited fun! ★ If you can't beat me, just tell jokes. Your life depends on being a fool! [Reader comments] "I laughed so hard! The heroine is so capable!" "Master Sword Cultivator: I wanted to be a cold male god, but I met a fool" "You must be the number one assassin in the world of immortality!" "After reading this book, I laughed out loud!" Come and join this feast of sand sculptures in the world of immortality! Guaranteed to make you laugh until you can't stop!
16 Ah! the Junior Sister Drives All the Villains Crazy! Mountain CharmAncient Romance511k Wordscompleted 47kReads9.4Score9.5kShelves
17 The Junior Sister Is Obviously Super Strong, but She Is Too Frivolous. The Princess Won't Go HomeAncient Romance1.9M Wordscompleted 495.5kReads9.6Score74.8kShelves
18 What's Wrong with Me, the Master of Cultivating Immortals? Chinese CabbageMystery1.0M Wordscompleted 68.4kReads9.2Score20.5kShelves
19 Be Good, Sister, Give Me a Kiss! Ah Xun Chasing the Light212k Wordscompleted 19.1kReads9.3Score2.9kShelves
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**"He pressed forward step by step, and she retreated step by step - who was the first to fall in love with this love game between five years apart?"**
20 The Sect Is All Crazy, Let's Happily Cultivate Immortality Together! Fu YilingAncient Romance1.2M Wordscompleted 131.2kReads9.2Score24.5kShelves
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"The sect is all crazy, let's happily cultivate immortality together!" 🔥Xianyu's Counterattack × Suona Cultivation × Everyone's Collapse "Master! The younger junior sister used the Suona to transcend the spiritual beasts again!" Yun Qiqi lay flat until she died in modern times, and when she opened her eyes, she actually passed through the world of immortality, the world's most popular salty fish! Is the sword cultivator so poor that he eats dirt? Fu Xiu is so tired that he is bald? She backhandedly chose the most "elegant" tune, but was forced to play the suona - "A Hundred Birds Pay Attendance to the Phoenix" shattered her senior brother's pubic area, and she played "Uneasy" to drive her second senior sister crazy! ** From then on, the style of Tianyinmen collapsed: Master Shen Ruoxu allowed her to demolish the house, and her brothers and sisters vomited blood and made calls. When the demon cultivator attacked, she sang "Good Luck" to make the enemy bleed; during the Immortal Competition, she took out "Pure Land" and made all the elders in the audience dance on the spot! **"Cultivation of immortals is hard, haha? Why don't you follow my suona and have fun!"** From Xianyu to the most conspicuous bag in the world of cultivation, from breaking music to subverting the music of the three realms - click to unlock the hilarious daily life of the craziest sect in history, and see how Xianyu uses the suona to create a path to heaven!
21 Gaowu****** completed —Reads5.8Score—Shelves
22 City: After Ten Years of Cultivating Immortality, You Will Become Invincible When You Come Down from the Mountain. Feng YibingUrban3.2M Wordscompleted 187.7kReads9.1Score23.1kShelves
23 Tianyuan Mu Xiao SanshengEastern Fantasy6.1M Wordsongoing 924.4kReads9.4Score105kShelves
24 I Started Cultivating Immortality from the First Level of Qi Refining in the City Eagle in the DesertUrban2.0M Wordscompleted 79kReads8.3Score9.2kShelves
25 Raising Your Hand Doesn't Mean You're Sorry, It's Just That You Still Have to Practice, Grandson. ChengchengqianModern Romance324k Wordsongoing 4.3kReads9.0Score437Shelves
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I think it's half a cultivator, but it's so hilarious that I was rolling on the bed in the middle of the night.
26 ** Liang Xiaoshengcompleted —Reads5.8Score—Shelves
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This book takes the reform and opening up as the background, and through the ups and downs of the protagonist Zhou Rong's fate, it shows the living conditions and spiritual world of ordinary people under social changes.
28 Go Crazy! You Call This SSS-Level Talent Mingyue Old ThiefSports2.0M Wordscompleted 134.2kReads9.3Score12.7kShelves
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Blue Star, Longguo, Nanjiang City No. 3 Middle School. Today is the day for talent awakening, you can participate if you are over 18 years old. "Ye Bai!" After being called, a young man stood up in the last row of the classroom and walked forward. The young man named Ye Bai had black hair and black pupils, clear eyes, and was 1.8 Meters tall. His limbs were slender, well-proportioned, and handsome. When Ye Bai appeared in the corridor, the classmates who were chatting quieted down and took the initiative to lean against the wall to make way for Ye Bai.
29 Ming Inheritance Thief of TimeHistorical6.5M Wordscompleted 301.6kReads9.4Score42.6kShelves
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[Records of the Mist and Rain of the Ming Dynasty: A curtain of spring rain conceals the thunder] It is cold in the early morning, and the spring rain like broken jade should be a good omen in the farmer's smile lines, but at this moment it is soaked in the blood and rust on the Jin Yiwei's waist knife. The nine-layered palace of the imperial city was shrouded in mist, and behind the hanging rain curtain of the glazed tiles of the Qianqing Palace, the young emperor Zhu Yijun grasped the late emperor's edict tightly. The dark embroidery of the edict was stained with tea stains splashed in the middle of the night - the Biluochun that killed the blood of Emperor Jianwen was glowing with a strange green color. "Spring rain is as valuable as oil?" Feng Baofu, the chief seal officer of the Director of Liturgy, opened the East Factory secret report. The rice paper rustled and shook off the blood outside the Forbidden City: Tongzhou granary was as rotten as cotton in the rain, and the water line of the spring tax silver boat at the water transport terminal was three inches deep. Under the porch of the 24th Yamen, the small yellow gate stepped on the weed sprouts emerging from the cracks of the green bricks, and saw the newly transferred Liaodong cavalry from the Royal Horse Supervisor. Their horseshoes had already been worn through the spring mud. When the bell of Bao'en Temple outside the city broke through the rain, the Xiaoling Guards captured a man in raincoat in front of the Taizu stele pavilion. There was a dried hibiscus sandwiched between the pages of the "Hongwu Precepts" in the bag - just like the one outside the window of the Nuan Pavilion in the East Palace when Prince Yiwen passed away thirty years ago. "The Ming Dynasty" uses the rain curtain during the Chenghua period as a curtain to reveal the most bizarre chess game of the century-old dynasty. When the twenty-four rounds of Zhenlong are played at the same time, watch how the young man in the deep palace holds an umbrella to break through the fog, and walk out of a new and tempered road in the cold spring that has not been recorded in history.
30 The Rebirth Confession Failed, the School Beauty Is Anxious Fruit DumplingsUrban2.5M Wordscompleted 30.7kReads8.4Score4.8kShelves
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The cover should be changed, I almost missed such a cool article
31 If You Don't Work Hard to Become an Immortal, You Will Have to Go Home and Inherit the Throne. Miss AhliAncient Romance561k Wordscompleted 2.7kReads8.9Score526Shelves
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The article about cultivating immortals is beautiful! The protagonist is very powerful and it's very enjoyable to watch! [The masterpiece of bird food]
32 Junior Uncle Is Really Not Interested, She Just Wants to Kill the Heroine Mo CaiweiAncient Romance1.0M Wordscompleted 207.6kReads9.5Score38.4kShelves
33 Transformed into a Nine-Tailed Fox at the Beginning and Became Invincible Along the Way. Baixi LuolanAncient Romance1.0M Wordscompleted 4.4kReads8.2Score625Shelves
34 The Pretty Fool Just Wants to Cultivate Immortality Stars Lights325k Wordscompleted 4.2kReads8.8Score646Shelves
35 Collection of Northeast Folk Ghost Stories Light Rain Asks Cold WindMystery1.1M Wordscompleted 66.5kReads9.4Score9.1kShelves
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🔥Northeast Secret File·Blood Taboo🔥 How many pairs of eyes are buried under the black earth? For whom does the suona sound in the wilderness at midnight? The Secret Marriage, The Insidious Soldier, Wong Tai Sin Crying to the Grave - the last story scared me to the point of weak in the knees! # Northeast #suspense thriller
36 The Garbage Brothers and Sisters in the World of Cultivation Liu XingyiAncient Romance631k Wordscompleted 3.5kReads8.8Score504Shelves
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Is there a shortage of books? This book is here. It is a high-scoring work and humorous. The heroine travels through time with her brother and starts a funny journey of cultivating immortality [smile][smile][shy]
37 Fellow Taoist, Your Magical Powers Are so Dirty. Enjoy the RideEastern Fantasy1.4M Wordscompleted 64.7kReads9.2Score8.9kShelves
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Two imaginative books on cultivating immortality that you must read if you are in a book shortage. Book friends, today I am not hiding my secrets, and I will give you two excellent books on cultivating immortality. They are full of laughter and excitement, and they are guaranteed to make you unable to put them down! Let's first read this book, "Fellow Taoist, Your Magical Powers Are So Dirty (Sand Sculpture Cultivation Live Broadcast)". The opening chapter is high-energy. The protagonist travels through the world of cultivating immortals and holds a live broadcast system. He thought he was going to take a conventional counterattack path, but the style of the painting suddenly changed. Others fought with cool and gorgeous skills, but he was better. He used his weird "dirty" magical powers to get out of the circle, stun his opponents with stinky tofu-flavored smoke, use itchy powder to make powerful enemies lose their temper in public, and stirred up the world of serious immortality. Following the perspective of the protagonist's live broadcast, you can see all the powerful people being beaten speechless. There are endless plots with strange magic weapons and divine twists. You will laugh until you hit the bed and you can't stop. Look at "Warrior World, How Do You Teach People to Cultivation to Immortality" again, and my imagination is astonishing. The protagonist mistakenly enters a world where warriors rule, and has nowhere to put his immortal cultivation skills to use? Doesn't exist! He found another way and opened a tutorial class for cultivating immortals in this tough and tough territory. The contrast between teaching a swordsman master how to fly with a sword using his spiritual power and watching a rough Han warrior practicing hard is very cute. The protagonist slaps doubters in the face while rewriting the rules of the world. From a underestimated outsider to a master respected by the whole people, there are frequent ridiculous plots in the passionate adventure. There are new surprises in every chapter. If you miss it, you will be in a big loss, so hurry up and read it!
38 Junior Sister, Don't Be so Reckless. the Entire World of Cultivation Belongs to You. Knife Medicine PenAncient Romance2.0M Wordscompleted 18.8kReads9.3Score2.7kShelves
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The protagonist loses 9999 luck at the beginning, which is really sad. It's so funny that he and the system hurt each other every day! The plot of the novel is rich and logical, you can read it [laughing] [like]
39 Practicing Martial Arts or Cultivating Immortality? No, I Choose to Refine the Undead Death's BodyEastern Fantasy1.1M Wordscompleted 2.5kReads7.0Score214Shelves
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These books should meet your requirements
40 The Lifespan Is Only Eight Years at the Beginning, so You Just Stud? Hamburger Without BunEastern Fantasy1.6M Wordscompleted 97.4kReads8.8Score10.8kShelves
41 Green Mountains in the Palm of Your Hand Ye FeiyeEastern Fantasy3.6M Wordsongoing 40.6kReads8.4Score4.5kShelves
42 After Sucking Blood to Return to the State, I Rely on Body Refining to Kill the Immortal Cultivator. Salted Fish with EggplantEastern Fantasy1.3M Wordscompleted 2kReads7.7Score192Shelves
43 Kill Pigs to Such an Extent That You Can Actually Talk to Their Internal Organs The Setting Sun in SaibeiEastern Fantasy818k Wordscompleted 1.9kReads8.1Score243Shelves
44 White Bone Taoist Courtyard Not a Minute in My PocketEastern Fantasy1.7M Wordscompleted 24.1kReads8.9Score2.2kShelves
45 One Person, One Pig and One Turtle Go to Cultivate Immortality. It's so Funny That I Can't Live Anymore. Han HongEastern Fantasy2.1M Wordscompleted 26.1kReads8.5Score3.1kShelves
46 I Am Involved in Involution in the World of Immortality Cong YueAncient Romance3.2M Wordscompleted 413.4kReads9.5Score84kShelves
47 The Little Junior Sister Cried and Moaned, but One Sword Destroyed the World Wei XiaoxiAncient Romance3.5M Wordscompleted 696.5kReads9.6Score130.3kShelves
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Laugh till you soar! The protagonist has a built-in complaint system, making alchemy to explode the furnace, wielding a sword to hit the mountain, and even the catastrophe has become his "power bank". While cultivating immortality, he is funny at the same time. Let's see how he sets off a storm of joy in the world of cultivation!
48 As Soon as the Wicked Junior Sister Took Action, the Boss of Jiuzhou Became Paralyzed Holding a Lamp Under the MoonAncient Romance1.8M Wordscompleted 65.8kReads9.1Score10.2kShelves
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Shinsanbon is really super funny
49 Destroy My Dantian in the Morning, Burn Paper in Front of Your Grave in the Afternoon Fireworks in HandAncient Romance4.2M Wordscompleted 240.9kReads9.5Score35.1kShelves
50 Cultivation Speed Is a Thousand Times Faster. Fairy, Don't Be Too Proactive. Xiao YanchenEastern Fantasy830k Wordsongoing 382Reads7.0Score—Shelves
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Mortals cultivating immortality + funny [laugh][smile]
51 Even God Dare Not Mess with Her, but You Actually Took Away Her Divine Bones QinghongAncient Romance4.7M Wordsongoing 44.1kReads9.1Score4.7kShelves
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Families, hurry up and gather in Shuhuang! This tomato novel "Even Heaven Dare Not Mess with Her, You Actually Take Her Divine Bones" is really crazy. If you don't read it, it will be your loss! The heroine was originally the most powerful goddess in the world, possessing amazing divine bones, but she was betrayed by the person she trusted the most, and the divine bones were taken away and fell into the dust. But how could she accept her fate so easily? In a desperate situation, the heroine embarks on a path of domineering revenge. She was reborn from blood and fought back with perseverance. The novel's exciting points are so densely packed that it makes people gasp in admiration. He showed no mercy when he slapped those former betrayers in the face, and every counterattack was hearty. Moreover, the author's imagination is wide open, the setting is novel and unique, and even heaven is afraid of the heroine. Who can not love such a plot? The characters in the book are delicately portrayed, and the heroine's courage and perseverance and the hero's affectionate protection are all vividly displayed on the page. Book lovers who like heroine revenge and fantasy fairy tales should not miss this book. Hurry up and join the bookshelf, join the heroine in this fantasy world and experience this exciting counterattack journey! [Eat melon] [eat melon] [eat melon]