Any Funny, Flirty Novels Where the Hero Is a CEO and the Wooden-Headed Heroine Gets Lured Away? 有没有男主是总裁很撩女主是木头被诱拐又撩又搞笑

1. 1 零 Zero-Degree Intimacy 零度暧昧 Lan Sheng澜笙Modern Romance335k WordsCompleted [The print edition goes on sale across all platforms on August 1] [Short drama now streaming] Previously titled: Zero-Degree Intimacy [One-on-one romance + both leads’ first love + happy ending + secret marriage + sweet romance ♥ Double-layer milk foam, 70% sugar!] (Rich, sharp-tongued, scheming investor Jian Yuchen VS money-loving, mischievous young designer Wen Ni) In a nutshell: She married her nemesis. In physics, zero degrees is the point where ice and water coexist. Zero-degree intimacy is 76.1kReads9.5Score9.3kShelves

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   This this!!! I read more than 100 chapters in one day. The male protagonist should be the CEO, and the female protagonist is also very dull (no derogatory meaning). The male protagonist talks a lot, and the female protagonist is also very cute. The female protagonist is a bit slow, mind if she accidentally enters.

2. 2 被 Caught the Attention of My Friend’s Uncle 被好友的舅舅看上了 Qiansui千歳Modern Romance410k WordsCompleted [Secret crush + age gap + both leads sexually inexperienced + hero pursues heroine + domineering CEO] [Not melodramatic, more everyday life] Outsiders say that Zhou Qizheng, CEO of the Jiangheng Group, is ruthless and decisive, stern and proper, and a formidable force in the business world. Lu Xiaoqiao thinks so too, until she learns that this formidable man is her friend’s maternal uncle. Zhou Qizheng helps her at every turn, and she assumes it’s because of his connection to her friend. Eve 15.9kReads9.3Score2kShelves

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   The serious CEO, the innocent uncle falls in love with the little girl, the cutest age difference is really sweet. Rush

3. 3 错 A Flirtation Gone Wrong! The Trillionaire CEO Cherishes His Wife 错撩！千亿总裁宠妻入骨 Rain Falling on the Wutong Trees at Night夜落梧桐雨Modern Romance347k WordsCompleted A gentle, beautiful designer who returned from overseas ✖ a shrewd, refined CEO from Beijing’s elite circle Devoted to each other + marriage first, love later + sweet romance + everyday life + he’s been plotting this for years Adapted into the short drama “For a Place in His Life, Mr. Lu Coaxes and Tricks Her Again” When Su Qinghe went on a blind date for the first time, she mistook someone else for her date and made a huge blunder in front of Lu Yanci. When they met again, Su Qinghe discove 4.2kReads9.3Score546Shelves

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   🇨🇳 [Shuangjie + Marriage first, love later + sweet pet + real life + long-planned] When they first met, Su Qinghe went on a blind date and admitted the wrong person, causing a big commotion in front of Lu Yanci. When they met again, Su Qinghe discovered that Lu Yanci was actually the president of the company she had just joined! Under his persuasive guidance, the two entered into a contractual marriage.

4. 4 一 One Night of Mistaken Flirting, and I Spoil Her Rotten 一夜错撩，宠她入骨 Eight Thousand Miles八千里Modern Romance1.5M WordsCompleted [Marriage first, love later + both leads are inexperienced + mutual flirting + sweet romance + comedy + irresistible chemistry and no holding back... Definitely worth reading, trust me] Who says a domineering CEO has to be cold and aloof? He just hasn’t met her yet... A perfect stress reliever, and ridiculously sweet, even their arguments are sweet. That night, in her desperation, Lin Xiaonuan knocked on the door of Room 1818 and accidentally got involved with the most ruthless, distinguished 12.5kReads9.2Score1.8kShelves
5. 5 刺 Thrilling! The CEO and I Are Secretly Married at the Office 刺激！我和总裁在办公室隐婚 Xian Mang弦芒Modern Romance546k WordsCompleted (The audiobook, narrated by real voice actors, is now available) [Marriage First, Love Later + Age Gap + Flirty Pampering + Everyday Sweet Romance] [Clear-Headed, Bold Secretary vs. Gentle, Fatherly CEO] Xu Xian was set up and ended up seducing a distinguished man in a car. Afterward, she was even forced to pay him. She thought they’d gone their separate ways for good, but two months later she discovered that the man from that night was her impossibly wealthy boss. Worse, he caught her throwing 4.3kReads9.1Score476Shelves
6. 6 惊 Shock! After He Read Her Mind, Her Younger Uncle Started Making a Move on Her Man 惊！被读心后小叔他开始撬墙角啦 Three Bowls of Rice a Day一天三碗大米饭Modern Romance305k WordsCompleted [Transmigrate into a book] [Mind-reading] [System] [Your Ex's Uncle] [Mutual Devotion] [A Useless System That Doesn't Follow the Plot] [Sweet Romance] [Comedy] Qu Xinning is punished by an OOC System after transmigrating into a book! Forced to play the lovesick fool for a scumbag for a whole month, she's finally reached the day she's been waiting for! She's going to secretly photograph the scumbag cheating with his unattainable first love! But she ends up hiding in the room of the scumbag's uncl 5.1kReads9.3Score880Shelves

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   Entertainment industry + CEO article, a long-planned secret love comes true

7. 7 救 Help! I Was Reborn and My Nemesis Immediately Grabbed Me by the Waist and Demanded a Kiss 救命！刚重生就被死对头掐腰索吻 Shao Hua 17邵华十七Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Extra sweet and doting, with a golden finger] Everyone said Li Mohan was a madman, ruthless and willing to turn against even his own family. Until Bai Li, reborn, tugged on his tie at a party and whispered, “Li Mohan, I want to be your girlfriend. Will you let me?” Li Mohan's ears turned red. Clenching his fists to hold himself back, he said the harshest words he could. “Bai Li, you're asking for death.” Not long afterward, Li Mohan pinned Bai Li against a wall, his eyes red with emotion. “Bai 6.8kReads9.3Score808Shelves
8. 8 白 The Girl Who Was My Moonlight Is Done with This! 白月光她不干了！ Hai Ying海盈Modern Romance367k WordsCompleted “You are the beautiful, high-born second female lead, the childhood sweetheart who returns from abroad as everyone’s unattainable ideal. You marry the CEO of a multinational corporation for a business alliance. But you can’t help falling for the male lead, your childhood friend, and you constantly scheme against the innocent, sweet female lead. In the end, the leads live happily ever after, while your husband and family abandon you, and you die a horrible death.” After transmigrating into the an 64kReads9.2Score6.3kShelves
9. 9 重 Reborn, the System Told Me to Conquer the Movie Emperor 重生后，系统叫我攻略影帝 Fan Cheng番橙Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Completed] [Reborn + sweet romance + irresistible flirting + mutual devotion + entertainment industry + all sweetness + both leads are faithful!] Lu, the aloof heartthrob of the entertainment world, has never dated anyone since his debut. Anyone who tried to get close to him ended up blacklisted. When Yan Yan learns her mission is to win him over, she wants nothing to do with it. But the System cruelly tells her that if she doesn’t make him fall for her, she’ll die... She’s finally been reborn. 300Reads7.5Score—Shelves
10. 10 病 Sickly Obsession: The Possessive CEO Lu Loves Her Like His Life 病态占有：偏执陆总嗜她如命 Little Fuzzball小毛球Modern Romance525k WordsCompleted (A brooding, lovesick demon king vs. a bright little ray of sunshine, sweet romance + possessive love + seductive charm) After Su Qingyan died, she saw the cold, sinister empire CEO everyone avoided. He had killed the scumbag couple who caused her death, then knelt before her grave with blood-soaked hands and kissed her body. “Yan’er, it’s too cold underground. I’m coming to keep you company...” Back in her youth, she mercilessly took revenge on the scumbag and his mistress while investigating L 68.7kReads9.3Score8.2kShelves

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    Come on, it's quite funny

11. 11 穿 After Becoming a Substitute, She Stayed Up All Night Studying the Nanny Handbook 穿替身后，她连夜攻读月嫂手册 Little White Snake in the Waves浪里小白蛇Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted After overworked office drone Ye Qingqing transmigrated into the role of a stand-in for someone’s one true love, all she wanted was to make money. When the domineering CEO told her to dance, she put on a white dress and started doing the hand dance. When he told her to sing, she shocked the bar with a song called “My Surname Is Shi.” When the woman he truly loved framed her, she handed over a job application, complete with an advanced nanny certificate. When a rich young lady tried to humiliate 21kReads9.0Score2.5kShelves
12. 12 不 The Not-So-Dominant CEO and His Lazy Stepmother 不霸气总裁与咸鱼后妈 Scallion Pancake with an Extra Egg手抓饼要加鸡蛋Modern Romance450k WordsCompleted The short drama The Not-So-Domineering CEO and His Laid-Back Stepmom is now streaming on Hongguo. [Sweet romance + comedy + marriage first, love later + straightforward leads + both leads speak their minds] [Content warning 1: The son is the male lead’s biological child. Please don’t read if that bothers you.] [Content warning 2: Around twenty chapters feature variety shows in the entertainment industry. They’re just a side story where the heroine watches the drama unfold! She never enters the e 26.4kReads9.5Score3.4kShelves

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    Different boss literature, different routines, really interesting.

13. 13 撞 After Discovering the Doll's Secret, I Fell for Him 撞破人偶秘密后，我沦陷了 The Chatty Wooden One爱聊天的木头Modern Romance200k WordsCompleted [Younger obsessive, unhinged, devoted puppy x cool-headed, independent senior executive | Older woman-younger man romance | Secret crush | Intense emotional tension | One-on-one romance, both leads have no past partners] Lu Jianwei is the marketing director of Fangtang Group, a true career queen. She’s never dated, stays clear-headed and disciplined, and devotes her life to work, never getting involved in romance. To get through a matchmaking date, she goes along halfheartedly. The date doesn’t 559Reads—Score—Shelves

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    The male protagonist's seduction is hidden in the trivial daily life, but he meets the dull female protagonist. He deliberately showed his vulnerability and sent out heartbeat signals, hoping to win over the heroine's heart, but the heroine simply felt sorry for him and could not see the crazy and heavy obsession under his cute skin.

14. 14 女 The Queen Returns: I’m a Black Lotus, Deal with It 女王归来：老娘是朵黑莲花 Born in September九月生Modern Romance684k WordsCompleted [Sweet romance + revenge and putting scumbags in their place + a bold, flirtatious heroine + secret identity power fantasy + a devoted husband who spoils his wife without limits] A word of warning: the heroine is ruthless and one of a kind. Saintly white lotuses, keep your distance. She died with hatred in her heart in her previous life. In this life, she has been reborn from the ashes. She takes revenge and puts scumbags in their place, armed with a high-powered rifle. If you don’t like it, fig 830Reads9.2Score143Shelves

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    "The Queen Returns, My Mother Is a White Lotus" is a Beijing-style sweet pet revenge novel. The young writer Su Mian, who is fair-skinned and beautiful, returns with a heart for revenge. She is sassy and sultry and dazzles everyone. The yandere and idiot Feng Yao is obsessed with her, and even though he is seriously injured, he still protects her at all costs. Faced with Su Mian's decision to kill, Feng Yao was so happy that he even revealed his true feelings in front of her, hoping to hear her love before he died. Although Su Mian was hard-spoken and soft-hearted, at the critical moment, she chose to go forward and retreat with Feng Yao without hesitation. The two work hand in hand to torture the scum, and interact sweetly, and Feng Yao dotes on his wife without any limit, which is really enjoyable!

15. 15 和 After Marrying My Secret Crush, I Was Flustered by His Flirting 和暗恋对象联姻后，我被撩傻了 Li Jinling黎锦铃Modern Romance375k WordsCompleted [Love at First Sight / Long-Standing Scheme / Married First, Love Later / Mutual Devotion] Not long ago, Xue Ying used a few tricks to make Qin Youyi her fiancé. Before that, she had thought: Even if I can’t win his heart, keeping him by my side wouldn’t be so bad. But! What’s with this man who keeps flirting with me and kissing me right after we’ve gotten our marriage license? Didn’t he say he already had someone in his heart? Qin Youyi hadn’t expected much from this marriage, but he never im 2.9kReads9.0Score259Shelves

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    It's quite nice, don't let the cover fool you. .

16. 16 癫 Crazy, All Crazy, A Little Madness Is Good 癫，都癫，癫点好啊 Little Salt小盐子Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [Super-Sweet 1v1]+ [Silly Humor and Memes]+ [Showbiz]+ [Dating Variety Show]+ [Face-Slapping] [Unhinged Actress vs. CEO with a Mind of His Own] Betrayed by her scumbag boyfriend, she transmigrated into a book and was immediately stabbed and sent to the hospital by an extremist shipper. Xie Mi went berserk on the spot, spouting wild claims in the livestream. “Come on! Stab me! All of you, stab me! I'll blow up the Earth!” A passerby who had wandered into the livestream nearly fainted. Okay, okay. 372.3kReads9.8Score54.8kShelves

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    "Elepsy" is as its name suggests! [Laughs] [Laughs] [Laughs] After dressing up as a dog-licking female supporting role, Xie Mi immediately turned black and widened - the actor's predecessor pretended to be unfamiliar? The whole internet is trolling me for being obscene? The recording was exposed backhand and made the scumbag kneel down and beg for mercy! When crazy literature entered the entertainment industry, the vicious heroine punched the green tea hero, kicked the white lotus heroine, and the world finally became normal after everyone became insane! A refreshing anti-routine article, specially designed to treat various breast nodules~

17. 17 沉 Sunken Kite 沉鸢 Jie Yin结因Modern Romance139k WordsCompleted [Sweet, well-behaved college student Zhao Tangyuan x composed, self-controlled CEO Zhou Chen] [Modern romance + domineering CEO + CEO + urban life + sweet romance + older man + 1v1 + happy ending + female growth] Zhao Tangyuan is a model mistress. She knows her place and behaves sensibly. Clearheaded and rational, she knows the most important rule of all: never catch feelings. Zhou Chen is most pleased by her obedient facade, yet he hates her cold indifference and the way she can end things with 16.9kReads9.5Score1.6kShelves

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    Mr. Shen's mind is very small, but all he cares about is you.

18. 18 冷 Mr. Leng's Little Schemes 冷总的小心思 Li Zifeng黎紫枫Modern Romance415k WordsCompleted Historical arc: The Emperor: My Consort Keeps Trying to Get Sent to the Cold Palace Yan Yuxi is a moderately well-known online novelist. She has written only three books, but they have all earned a decent reputation. An entertainment company takes an interest in her and wants to adapt one of her novels into a TV series, so they arrange a meeting to discuss the rights. But she mistakes Leng Yichen for the company’s representative, and from then on, their paths become intertwined. No one expects t 49Reads6.5Score—Shelves

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    You can't escape Mr. Leng's thoughts, one link after another.

19. 19 老 His Wife Spoils Him Rotten, and the Capital’s Princeling Is a Breeze to Handle 老婆太宠，京圈太子爷超好哄 Eyes on the Green Mountains青山眼Modern Romance245k WordsCompleted [Both leads are virgins; an unruly, scheming little fox versus a warm, nurturing beauty with distinctly Eastern features] Ruan Qing brought a man onto a dating show, and everyone was ready to tear into her, but his beauty left them speechless. The whole internet saw the arrogant young heir enter the changing room. A while later, he came out, wiping his fingers and smiling. With white hair and dark eyes, the little fox tried to tempt his wife. “Wifey~ Want to kiss me again?” He even let his bathr 2kReads9.0Score329Shelves

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    The male protagonist is very funny and respects the female protagonist, who is typical of fighting and fighting over each other.

20. 20 龙 Why Won't Mr. Long Check Out? 龙总为何不退房 Fan Bai饭白Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [The short drama adaptation, Couple Play, has been scheduled for release! Tune in to Tencent Video on March 27!] The Zhulang Oster Royal Hotel is the only hotel in the world that caters exclusively to domineering CEOs. Long Qing owns the hotel and is the most domineering CEO of them all. They say no one can work for Long Qing for more than three months, but Yu Xianxian has lasted three years. Long Qing: “I want the hotel’s full guest list in three seconds.” Yu Xianxian: “Right away, Mr. Long.” 2.3kReads9.0Score269Shelves

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    This is the male protagonist's flirtation, the female protagonist is very straight and beautiful.

21. 21 入 Nightfall 入夜 Empty-Headed脑袋空空Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted The door opened, and a tall, slender man stepped out. Lin Mian stared at him, dumbstruck, forgetting even to snap out of it. “What are you looking at, hmm?” 8kReads9.3Score2.5kShelves

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    The female protagonist is innocent, the male protagonist is a CEO, and he also grasps the problem of the female protagonist's lack of money. After looking for her again and again, he becomes addicted. He chases her to escape, and he is domineering in love.

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