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Looking for Short Stories So Funny They'll Have You Rolling on the Floor. I'm in a Reading Slump, No Cliches! 求能笑掉头的短篇小说,厌书期急需,拒绝套路!

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  1. 1 Master of the Forbidden Zone 禁区掌控 Two Male Leads224k WordsCompleted [Proud, fussy beta bottom × seemingly abstinent alpha top] [Two male leads + ABO + devoted to each other + secret identities revealed + sweet romance] Xiang Zhijin was a beta: handsome, refined, and haughty, he had been doted on all his life. But with Meng Tinglan, he hit a wall. Meng Tinglan thought he talked too much and called him conceited. He even held him all night during his heat, and did nothing but sleep! Xiang Zhijin felt humiliated. Furious, he turned into a shameless flirt, determi 19.3kReads9.5Score3.2kShelves
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  2. 2 A Crowd-Favorite Husky Goes Viral on a Dating Show for Being Hilarious 万人迷二哈在恋综靠沙雕爆红 Modern Romance523k WordsCompleted [Absurd comedy, entertainment industry, livestreamed dating show, a touch of everyone’s favorite] Shi Ha transmigrates into a book as a universally hated supporting character. Her mission is to crush the universally adored heroine and stage a successful comeback! The moment she appears, the audience bursts into angry jeers: “Can Shi Ha get off the planet already?!” But on the dating show… To her sworn enemy, she says, “I’ll get you a tortoise. Raise it well, and it can see you off when you die.” 3.9kReads9.5Score757Shelves
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  3. 3 I Wake Up Ready to Fight. If the Villain Won't Do It, I Will 两眼一睁就是干,反派不干我来干 Modern Romance1.5M WordsCompleted Guan Yu accidentally transmigrates into a book and discovers she has become the vicious supporting female character in a domineering CEO novel: the early-dead wife of the story’s big bad. The System she gets bound to isn’t a redemption System, but a Villainess System. As the name suggests, a villainess targets everyone equally and makes sure nobody has a good time! On a dating reality show, each pair of contestants is given a limited budget. Every other team keeps generously offering to let the 77.8kReads9.1Score12.5kShelves
  4. 4 She Locks the Door, He Sets the Dogs Loose! The Arrogant Duo 她关门,他放狗!嚣张跋扈二人组 Modern Romance419k WordsCompleted [Funny female celebrity x rebellious male top-tier star] [Entertainment industry + wicked humor + absurd comedy + going crazy + memes + redemption + one-on-one sweet romance] Lin Anxia, a born workaholic, transmigrates into a book, becoming the brainless, vicious side character in a sweet romance set in the entertainment industry. She's broke, has no man, and is destined for a miserable end. In a fit of rage, Lin Anxia gets even angrier and decides to go completely off the rails. She's done. She 1.1kReads9.1Score216Shelves
  5. 5 So Satisfying! The Real Heiress Hates Everyone Equally 爽爆!真千金她平等的痛恨所有人 Modern Romance416k WordsCompleted [Going Off the Rails + Entertainment Industry + Feel-Good Revenge + Epic Face-Slapping + No Forgiveness + The Whole Family Gets What They Deserve] Going off the rails is the most powerful weapon for fighting back against the world. During an outdoor livestreaming variety show, the guests lost contact with the production crew. The sweet, gentle girl who was kind in public led the others in isolating and bullying Chu Yiyi, the scandal-ridden star everyone loved to hate. In response to the bullying 33.8kReads9.2Score1.9kShelves
  6. 6 She's Having a Meltdown, He's Going Wild: The Ultimate Couple on a Dating Show 她发癫,他发狂,恋综cp王中王 Modern Romance351k WordsCompleted [One-on-One, Both Leads Are Inexperienced in Love + Showbiz + Dating Show + Face-Slapping + Absurd Humor and Memes + Two Eccentric Masterminds] [Unhinged, Infamously Controversial Actress x Mysterious CEO Who Calmly Says Unhinged Things] Nie Die is not right in the head. She inexplicably transmigrates into a notorious actress, the villainess of a showbiz novel. From the start, when faced with an overbearing CEO and actor who threatens to have entire families buried at the drop of a hat, Nie Die 212Reads7.1Score100Shelves
  7. 7 Global Beastmaster Survival: My Pets Never Need to Rest 全民御兽求生:我的宠兽无需休息 Sports877k WordsCompleted [Fog Survival + Working Beast Companions + Daily Life + Progression + Farming] [Focus on interactions with beast companions. Lighthearted, not grim.] Everyone arrived in the Beast-Taming Abyss, where each person began by contracting one beast companion. Everyone started on equal footing. To survive, they had to venture beyond the bonfire and enter the perilous Death Fog! Fortunately, Xu Jingnian awakened a beast-taming talent: [Fatigue Sync: Your fatigue is linked to your beast companion’s. But 4.1kReads8.4Score385Shelves
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  8. 8 Dating Show: Why Are You Picking on Him? He’s Deficient in Virtue 恋综:你惹他干嘛?他五行缺德啊 Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [Goofy + hilarious + showbiz + variety shows + meme jokes + dating show + straight-talking guy] Chen Yang transmigrated. He landed in the body of a man on the day he was about to be coerced into sleeping with someone for a career opportunity. He thought he was finally about to reach the pinnacle of life, but after seeing the wealthy woman’s face, the teachings of Mencius he’d learned ten years earlier struck him right between the eyes. Wealth cannot corrupt him, poverty cannot make him abandon h 162.1kReads9.0Score24kShelves
  9. 9 Don't Call Me a Demon 别叫我恶魔 Urban5.7M WordsCompleted [Qing Feng's new novel, This Player Has Something Wrong with His Head, is now serializing and has plenty of chapters ready to binge] The sacred heavenly gates stand across the sky, while the demonic abyss of time and space lays waste to the human world. When twelve spirit springs burst from the earth, when the moon no longer belongs to humanity... Where will we go from here? A world of gods? A world of demons? No. This is a world that belongs to humanity! I will take up the crown no one else wou 200.9kReads9.4Score19.9kShelves
  10. 10 They Throw Mud at Me, So I Lie Down and Sue Them for 38,000 别人朝我扔泥巴,躺下讹他三万八 Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Absurd comedy + livestreaming + going crazy anywhere, anytime] Qiao Xi takes on a mission from the Space-Time Administration, transmigrating into a tragic romance novel to fix its plot. She becomes a nobody with barely any fame and is bound to a Truth-Telling System. From then on, the tragic romance takes a bizarre turn... During a variety show livestream, she is asked why she works so hard. Guest 1: “I thought of the hardworking farmers.” Guest 2: “My grandma was a farmer. I miss her so much.” 46.4kReads9.5Score5.6kShelves
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  11. 11 I'm a Good Person, So Why Do You Call Me a Menace? 我一个好人,你们说我是祸害? Urban2.6M WordsOngoing [School Life, Everyday Comedy, Hilarious, spiritual qi revival, No Longer Human, Absurd, Shameless] When Qin Ke opened his eyes, he found himself in a parallel world undergoing spiritual qi revival! Right from the start, a bully showed up looking for trouble and asked him if he knew how to write the word “death”! No need to panic. He flipped open a dictionary and showed him exactly how to write it! “Repeat after me: si, as in ‘death’! Its opposite is ‘live,’ as in ‘stay alive’!” If the Syst 43.1kReads9.3Score3.3kShelves
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  12. 12 Teacher Chang Mao 长矛老师 Modern Romance677k WordsCompleted Originally titled “You Sell Swords, I Go Crazy: Together, We Set the Entertainment Industry Straight” [Rebellious CEO × Defiant Top-Tier Star] [Entertainment industry + absurd comedy + dating show + nonsense + memes + shameless antics] Jiang Qiyu transmigrated into a book. She became a brainless cannon-fodder character in a novel about a fake heiress in the entertainment industry. After taking a phone call, she realized the plot was already more than halfway through. Her family had abandoned he 139kReads9.7Score15.4kShelves
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  13. 13 The Dungeon Boss Is Always Cleaning Up My Messes 副本boss总在给我收拾烂摊子 Mystery757k WordsCompleted [Infinite Worlds + Supernatural + Wacky Comedy + Mild Horror + System + Romance] Synopsis: Yi Nanzhi is forced into a horror survival game while cooking, armed with nothing but the spatula in her hand. Wherever she goes, she leaves chaos in her wake. After an SSS-rank instance went unattended for too long, its boss, Qi Mu, was sent by the System to do odd jobs: repairing damaged props in various instances. But lately, Qi Mu has noticed that the number of things he needs to fix keeps growing, an 1.3kReads9.2Score634Shelves
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  14. 14 Shocking! The Metaphysics Master Can Hear People's Thoughts 震惊!玄学大佬被读心了 Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [Mysticism + ghost hunting + fortune-telling + mind-reading + lighthearted] After graduating with a law degree, Xia Wange, heir to a Daoist sect, sees a wheelchair shimmering with purple energy at a car crash site. Born unable to gather energy, she can’t bring herself to leave the wheelchair alone. [I’ll carry this wheelchair off and borrow the energy on it to draw talismans. Then I’ll be the undisputed goddess of the supernatural world!] Lu Qiu, the CEO still trapped in the wreckage, inexpli 366.2kReads9.5Score98.2kShelves
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  15. 15 The Fake Heiress Fears Nothing: This Taotie Just Keeps Eating 假千金无所畏惧,本饕餮哐哐干饭 Modern Romance381k WordsCompleted A baby's cry rings out in the delivery room, and a cold breeze brushes Tao Cici's face. Pixiu and Bixie are fighting when one of them kicks the little Taotie, quietly enjoying her meal nearby, straight into a human woman's belly. Thankfully, after she's born, her parents dote on her and her older brother spoils her. Aside from eating and drinking every day, the little Taotie has never done anything useful. She only goes home to pick up some homework she forgot, but overhears a shocking truth com 18.2kReads9.2Score2.3kShelves
  16. 16 The Tiny Boss Is Everyone's Favorite, and She Coddles Her Scumbag Dad Like He's Her Placenta 小小老子当团宠,把渣爹当胎盘哄 Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted The print edition of A Boat in a Single Thought is now available on all platforms. [Comedy + raising kids + everyone’s favorite + 1v1 romance + devoted couple + the adult heroine’s love interest is Lu Jinghuai] [A funny, sunny heroine who actually has eight hundred tricks up her sleeve x a saintly beauty who is really a sinister, venomous schemer] Ji Nian transmigrates into a novel where the heroine is adored by everyone, becoming the universally disliked biological daughter of the heroine’s pow 91.2kReads9.6Score10.5kShelves
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  17. 17 There Are a Thousand Goofballs, and Half of Them Are in the Villain’s Family 沙雕千千万,反派家占一半 Modern Romance536k WordsCompleted [Absurd Comedy + Entertainment Industry + Cathartic Revenge + One-on-One Romance] Gu Xixi, the tragic heroine of a melodramatic romance, was found by her family. The good news: Her parents are the richest people in the country, and her brother is a top-tier star. The bad news: Her entire family are villains. Heh heh heh. You can’t even imagine how much fun it is to be a villain! She gets guilt-tripped on a variety show. Her billionaire parents say, “We’re villains. We never had any morals to beg 2.1kReads9.2Score289Shelves
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  18. 18 I'm Pathetic, But Somehow Everyone Loves Me, Haha! 窝囊吧,但还是成万人迷了哈哈! Modern Romance592k WordsCompleted The print edition of The Side Character Could Never Be a Doormat is now available on all platforms [Outwardly meek but secretly hilarious heroine x violent, untamed hero whose rough edges are eventually worn smooth] Xu Nuo transmigrates into the role of a famously spineless supporting female character, then foolishly sets about seducing every male lead. When her secret comes to light, the male leads join forces to condemn her. Then she is dumped by her fiancé, setting her on the path to a deadly 36kReads9.5Score5.5kShelves
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  19. 19 My Future CEO Self Can Read Minds. What's the Big Deal? 我未来霸总,会点读心术怎么了? Modern Romance261k WordsCompleted This is a female-oriented novel!!! [An outwardly aloof, gentlemanly male lead who’s a complainer on the inside x a beautiful, poker-faced female lead who’s actually a goofball] When people transmigrate into a book, they usually become either a wicked supporting character or a pretty extra. Shi Liaoliao transmigrates into a book as the male lead’s personal servant. “It’s been so long since I’ve seen the young master smile so happily.” “This is the first time the young master has brought a woman h 19.2kReads9.4Score2.7kShelves
  20. 20 Crazy Male Lead, Don't Be Afraid. I'm Just a Plain Old Pervert 疯批男主别害怕,我只是单纯变态 Modern Romance569k WordsCompleted [A print edition has been signed for publication] [Pure-hearted yet truly deranged male lead x fake psychopath female lead who does everything to survive] [From universally hated to universally adored * brothers’ road to redemption * both are virgins] Xiang Fengyu transmigrates into a book as the short-lived fiancée of a deranged male lead. From the start, she’s in danger of being killed after spotting a bloodstained shirt under his bed. She plans to use her golden finger, her knowledge of the p 21.7kReads9.5Score3.4kShelves
  21. 21 I Became the Entertainment World's Top-Tier Star Through Cultivation 我靠修道成了娱乐圈顶流 Two Male Leads398k WordsCompleted [Completed + ancient-to-modern transmigration + goofy comedy] Jiang Yue Bai, master of the Tianyue Taoist Temple, blew himself up while carelessly refining a pill. After kicking the bucket, Master Jiang found himself in a whole new era. Spiritual energy was scarce, and his skills were useless here. Was Master Jiang scared? Not a chance. His heart was as vast as the sky, big enough to hold the whole world. In this age of unity, what difference did it make where he went wild? So Master Jiang went 4.3kReads9.4Score714Shelves
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  22. 22 You Go Crazy, I Go Crazier, Side by Side on a Dating Show 你发癫,我更癫,恋综上面肩并肩 Two Male Leads640k WordsCompleted [Audio drama now available~~~] [Dual Male Leads + One-on-One Romance + Dating Reality Show, Hilarious, Sweet, and Satisfying] [Unhinged Young Heartthrob VS Even More Unhinged CEO] He transmigrates into a book and immediately gets pressured by a scumbag into breaking off their engagement? Shen Yan goes berserk on the spot: “If you want to save face, you have to give some too. Having a mistress doesn’t make you right. Pay me four million, or I’ll see you outside the proctology clinic!” Early i 27kReads9.5Score3.9kShelves
  23. 23 Crazy, All Crazy, A Little Madness Is Good 癫,都癫,癫点好啊 Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [Super-Sweet 1v1]+ [Silly Humor and Memes]+ [Showbiz]+ [Dating Variety Show]+ [Face-Slapping] [Unhinged Actress vs. CEO with a Mind of His Own] Betrayed by her scumbag boyfriend, she transmigrated into a book and was immediately stabbed and sent to the hospital by an extremist shipper. Xie Mi went berserk on the spot, spouting wild claims in the livestream. “Come on! Stab me! All of you, stab me! I'll blow up the Earth!” A passerby who had wandered into the livestream nearly fainted. Okay, okay. 376.2kReads9.8Score54.9kShelves
  24. 24 The All-Purpose Caretaker of Quick Transmigration 快穿之全能管家 Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted No female lead + no CP + absurd comedy There aren't two male leads. I tagged it wrong, and now I can't delete the tag! (*꒦ິ⌓꒦ີ) Shen Mingxuan is one of the rising stars in the primary System space of the World Sea. After reaching his mission goal, he successfully qualifies to apply for a companion System. So he binds himself to the “All-Purpose Butler System.” It's a new System, and it comes with character templates as plug-ins. Shen Mingxuan has to complete his missions while following each cha 17.8kReads9.4Score2kShelves
  25. 25 Quick Transmigration: My Eccentric, Shameless Host 快穿:我那画风奇特的缺德宿主 Urban511k WordsCompleted Male protagonist, no heroine + no CP + silly comedy The author thinks this story needs another title: The Author and His Rebellious Readers This is the journey of a max-level human. The first story may not be handled very well, so feel free to start with the second. I didn’t outline the first story properly, so it ended up a little rushed. Please take my advice, darlings!!! World One Not all parents treat their children fairly: Genius Training System (complete). Skip this world, please! I’m begg 13.4kReads9.4Score1.2kShelves
  26. 26 Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo! 牛牛牛牛牛牛牛牛牛啊 Ancient Romance325k WordsCompleted I didn’t want to be a cannon-fodder character, so I prayed to Buddha. He said, “Wish granted. As an ox, you won’t have to be cannon fodder anymore.” Ugh! Now I’m a big black ox at the village entrance. I’m giving up and doing nothing. The protagonist can do whatever they want. But why is everyone in the village looking at me funny? They even dote on me and say I bring good fortune to the family?? They say they like me and want to have calves with me?? Stay back! I’m an ox! Wait, Mother, what are 56Reads6.5Score—Shelves
  27. 27 The Author Goes on a Killing Spree, and the Male Lead Cheers Him On 作者嘎嘎乱杀,男主拍手叫好 Two Male Leads165k WordsCompleted [Two Male Leads! + Raising a Child + Unhinged + Two Powerful Leads + Extreme Romantic Tension + Both Pure + Sweet Romance] Feng Chen was a lazy Daoist who used spiritual cultivation as an excuse to laze around. To earn enough money to live comfortably at home, he wrote a male-lead-centric fantasy novel. The book flopped, and he transmigrated into it. Following the classic formula, he was supposed to torment the male lead, steal his opportunities, and pull every dirty trick in the book, before ta 761Reads8.6Score134Shelves
  28. 28 Long Aotian Transmigrates into an Omega and Goes Off the Rails! 龙傲天穿成Omega后开癫了! Two Male Leads300k WordsCompleted Shen Fan was a bona fide overpowered hero. Just as he was about to claim the throne of the immortal realm, a bolt of purple lightning struck him and sent him into an ABO novel, where he became the villainous fake young master. No problem. An overpowered hero fears nothing, least of all starting over. Looking at the real young master before him, who was prettier than a woman, delicate and seemingly easy to bully, Shen Fan decided to make it up to him for the terrible things the original owner had 9.2kReads9.5Score1.4kShelves
  29. 29 I'm an Assassin, So How Did I Debut in a Boy Band? 我一杀手,怎么男团出道了 Urban896k WordsOngoing [Showbiz + Comedy + No Female Lead] Zheng Xun: A hitman who trained hard for ten years, ready to save the world, but the System sent him to the wrong channel. Unable to find work, he was discovered by a talent scout and lured into a company with the promise of room and board. Now he's been forced to become an idol. “Can’t a Boy Band Save the World?”, Zheng Xun’s quote Cheng Jie: The male lead of a domineering CEO novel. After ten years of practicing his CEO catchphrases, his career got off to a 20.3kReads9.5Score3.5kShelves
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  30. 30 Gu King Ajie 蛊王阿杰 Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsOngoing [Fantasy + Gu Arts + Comedy + Rebirth + Hidden Identity + Mystery + Feuds + First Person] “Reborn to defy fate and slay the Blood Demon, break the curse and ascend to Emperor, unrivaled among the gods!” [Laughing out loud! Can Gu King A Jie cut his way through a fantasy world with this trick?] Miao Awei (roaring): Miao A Jie, prepare to die! He kicked me off a cliff in the Valley of Ten Thousand Demons. When I opened my eyes again, I had been reborn three years in the past. Miao Cuihua (poundi 108Reads8.1Score—Shelves
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