Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo Moo!

I didn’t want to be a cannon-fodder character, so I prayed to Buddha. He said, “Wish granted. As an ox, you won’t have to be cannon fodder anymore.” Ugh! Now I’m a big black ox at the village entrance. I’m giving up and doing nothing. The protagonist can do whatever they want. But why is everyone in the village looking at me funny? They even dote on me and say I bring good fortune to the family?? They say they like me and want to have calves with me?? Stay back! I’m an ox! Wait, Mother, what are you doing here? You gave up being the empress and swapped souls with a village girl just to keep me company. Is our whole family doomed now? Ugh! This isn’t what I meant when I wished for a family reunion! Aaaaaah... System: Want to change back from an ox and become human again? You’ll need to be loved first~ Princess Ox: Ugh, what kind of freak would love an ox? The System throws out a strategy: If you can’t find a freak who loves you, raise one who will. There’s an amnesiac handsome man by the roadside. Take him home and trick him: tell him he’s the reincarnation of your husband. Then he’ll lose his memory and fall in love with an ox... Years later, after turning human again, the princess swears she was never an ox, no matter what embarrassing evidence she left behind: “I didn’t, I wasn’t, don’t accuse me of ever being an ox...” (A silly, chaotic romp, just for fun.)