Looking for a Funny Investiture of the Gods Story 想看搞笑的封神榜的

1. 1 我 I, the Acting Leader of the Jie Sect, Just Want to Marry and Settle Down 我，截教代教主，只想娶妻过日子 Great Celestial Venerable of the Chan Sect截教大天尊Eastern Fantasy1.5M WordsCompleted Su Han transmigrates into the Primordial World and becomes one of the first humans born of the Primordial Heavens. Humankind may be destined to rule the world, but people themselves are frail and utterly powerless against immortals and gods. With no other choice, Su Han joins the Jie School as an outer disciple. Before the demon race can forge the Witch-Slaying Sword, Su Han decides to risk everything and reveal the future to his teacher, the Heavenly Venerable of the Heavens. And so, a new era 24.8kReads8.6Score2kShelves

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   Jiaojiao Funny Conferring Gods

2. 2 修 The First Great Mess in the Cultivation World 修仙界第一混乱 Noodle King Zai板面王仔Eastern Fantasy2.7M WordsCompleted “Sect Master Sun, your sect is now a renowned sword sect in the northern cultivation world. What is your opinion of Dean Xu?” “I often tell people in the know that Dean Xu is my idol. People hunt him down, and he still tries to make friends and strike deals with them. He raises disciples until they reach Foundation Establishment, then stops teaching them and sells them off to other sects. Now his students are everywhere, and his people are all over the place.” “And how do the senior members of 167.4kReads9.5Score25.9kShelves

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   These will make you laugh out loud.

3. 3 这 Something's Off About This Demon Prince 这个魔子不对劲 Yi Qingfeng弈青锋Urban5.7M WordsCompleted The Sacred Heavenly Gate stands across the vault of heaven, while the Space-Time Demon Abyss lays waste to the mortal world. When twelve spirit springs burst forth from the earth, and the moon no longer belongs to humanity... Where will we go from here? A world of gods? A world of demons? No. This is a world that belongs to humanity! I will take up the crown that no one else dared to bear and become the king of a new era. My name is Ren Jie! A man should live to be a hero! 201.7kReads9.4Score19.9kShelves
4. 4 开 Starting with a Street Stall Selling Super Strength Potions 开局地摊卖大力 Yi Qingfeng弈青锋Urban8.9M WordsCompleted [The Dali anime premieres on July 29. Search the title on Tomato to watch the PV.] Earth enters an era of spiritual qi revival, and humanity begins awakening supernatural abilities! Jiang Nan awakens the strongest street-stall System from the start. Muscle-Boosting Potion? Detoxifying Soybeans? Lucky Cherries? They can't keep them in stock! The world's top tycoons, richest men, popular streamers, and strongest experts all come to buy them. Jiang Nan: "I'm not even a tiny bit interested in money! 348.5kReads9.7Score46.1kShelves
5. 5 我 I Get Stronger by Eating Ghosts 我，吃鬼就变强 Three Winds 11三风11Mystery3.1M WordsCompleted Why does the headless ghost in the hospital keep praying at midnight? Why does the skin-stealing ghost in the desolate mountain village wail without stopping? And why does the long-haired female ghost in the studio apartment shriek in the middle of the night? None of this is a distortion of human nature, much less a collapse of morality. It’s just that… someone’s having an episode! In an age when horror has returned and vengeful ghosts run rampant, Bai Yuan, dressed in a hospital gown, smiled ca 157.2kReads9.3Score16.9kShelves
6. 6 我 Isn't It Only Natural for a Slime Like Me to Crush a Dragon? 我一个史莱姆吊打巨龙很合理吧？ Three Winds 11三风11Urban3.4M WordsCompleted [Beast taming + choices + comedy + nonsense + one female lead (no female lead) = ?] When Chen Shu wakes up, he finds that he has transmigrated to a parallel world where beast taming reigns supreme, and he has bound himself to a Divine-Level Choice System! Every choice he makes earns him all kinds of rewards! With the System’s help, his pets grow increasingly monstrous: a slime that can sit on a dragon and crush it to death, a husky that can blast a phoenix to tears with elemental skills, and a.. 190.4kReads9.7Score23.3kShelves
7. 7 真 Maxed-Out True Damage: I’ll Slay Even Ghosts and Gods for You to See! 真伤拉满，连鬼神也杀给你看！ Likes Eating Tangerines喜欢吃橘子Urban2.6M WordsOngoing [School Life, Everyday Comedy, Hilarious, spiritual qi revival, No Longer Human, Absurd, Shameless] When Qin Ke opened his eyes, he found himself in a parallel world undergoing spiritual qi revival! Right from the start, a bully showed up looking for trouble and asked him if he knew how to write the word “death”! No need to panic. He flipped open a dictionary and showed him exactly how to write it! “Repeat after me: si, as in ‘death’! Its opposite is ‘live,’ as in ‘stay alive’!” If the Syst 45.8kReads9.3Score3.4kShelves
8. 8 长 Teacher Chang Mao 长矛老师 Beyond the Mountains山外Modern Romance677k WordsCompleted Originally titled “You Sell Swords, I Go Crazy: Together, We Set the Entertainment Industry Straight” [Rebellious CEO × Defiant Top-Tier Star] [Entertainment industry + absurd comedy + dating show + nonsense + memes + shameless antics] Jiang Qiyu transmigrated into a book. She became a brainless cannon-fodder character in a novel about a fake heiress in the entertainment industry. After taking a phone call, she realized the plot was already more than halfway through. Her family had abandoned he 160.7kReads9.7Score18kShelves

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   How could it be funny without our spear teacher!

9. 9 人 Writing Self-Help in America, I Become the Nation's Choice for President 人在鹰酱写鸡汤，全民求我当总统 Steamed Plum Pastry Sauce蒸梅油酥汁Urban1.0M WordsCompleted Tang Darcy transmigrates to America and becomes a sheriff. He activates the Influencer System: all he has to do is write toxic inspirational quotes and cultivate influencers to earn rewards. How hard can that be? He fires off all kinds of self-contradictory quotes to fool foreigners: “America, Please Wait for Your People!” “Don't Make America Great Again! Give the Little People Their Dignity!” “Why Does China Wash Its Dishes Seven Times?!” The more foreigners he fools, the more buffs the System 63.9kReads9.6Score6.9kShelves
10. 10 当 Becoming the Internet Emperor and Living a Shameless Life 当网络皇帝，享缺德人生 Evil Mother Orangutan恶毒母猩猩Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [An electronic sycophant’s fan + a heroine who rules the internet like an emperor + a top-tier star who’s lightning-fast at picking up jokes] [Dating show + memes + face-slapping + super sweet] Ji Huanshu transmigrates into a tragic romance novel as its heroine. Her Actor boyfriend wants her to give up her heart and corneas for his gravely ill first love, yet refuses to make their relationship public. His fans assume she’s a desperate doormat, and she’s relentlessly attacked until she becomes th 47.7kReads8.9Score8.7kShelves

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    Electronic treacherous fan × internet emperor heroine

11. 11 截 Jiejiao: Eldest Senior Brother, Master Has Been Captured by Hongjun 截教：大师兄，师父被鸿钧抓走了 Three Feet Off the Ground离地三尺Eastern Fantasy1.1M WordsCompleted Ling Chen, a food delivery guy, unexpectedly transmigrates to the Primordial World. Laozi and Yuanshi both turn him away, so he joins Tongtian’s sect. It isn’t until the end of the Investiture of the Gods Tribulation. Just as Hongjun is about to use the tide of the Primordial World to suppress Tongtian, Duobao cries, “Senior Brother, Hongjun has taken Master!” Ling Chen appears and suppresses all the sages with a wave of his hand, rescuing Tongtian. The whole Primordial World is dumbfounded! Lao 22.2kReads8.3Score1.9kShelves

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    "Why are you messing with Tongtian? His disciples should always protect their calves" is a fantasy novel written by Three Feet Off the Ground. The relevant introduction is as follows: - Story setting: The protagonist is a delivery boy who accidentally travels to the ancient world and activates the god-level selection system to embark on a unique journey in this world full of mythology and fantasy adventures. - Plot highlights: The novel is set in the prehistoric times and combines mythological elements with system flow. When facing various powerful forces and challenges, the protagonist uses the god-level selection system to make different choices to promote the development of the story. In the process, there will be various intersections with the Tongtian leader and his many disciples, which shows the characteristics of the Tongtian leader who has many disciples and protects others, which triggers a series of wonderful stories and conflicts.

12. 12 封 A Thousand Years After the Investiture of the Gods, I Became the Junior Disciple of the Jie Sect 封神过后千年，我成为截教小师弟 Jun Shisan君十三Eastern Fantasy104k WordsCompleted After transmigrating into the Investiture of the Gods world, Lu Xuan unexpectedly cures the Tongtian Cult Master of the Calamity Saint Pill in his body! A fateful bond between master and disciple leads the Tongtian Cult Master to take him as a personal disciple. A thousand years have passed since the Investiture of the Gods. Lu Xuan's arrival sets changes within the Jie Sect in motion. And he himself becomes the only Jie Sect disciple under heaven. At the Thunder Division of the Heavenly Court: 307Reads—Score—Shelves

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    What you want to ask may be "A Thousand Years After Conferring Gods, I Became the Young Master of Jiejiao". This is an online novel of fairy tales and cultivation. The author is Da Lianchen. It tells the story of Jiejiao unfolding after the protagonist traveled through time and happened a thousand years after Conferring Gods. The following is a detailed introduction: - Story background: The story takes place a thousand years after the Conferred Gods War. Jiejiao is facing many difficulties. Its former glory is gone, its disciples are scattered, and it also faces suppression and doubts from all forces. It is in urgent need of revitalization. - Main character: The protagonist travels to this world and becomes the junior master of Jiejiao. He has the thinking and insight of modern people, and he also accidentally obtained special abilities or magic weapons, becoming a key figure in changing the fate of Jiejiao. - Plot highlights: The protagonist relies on his own wisdom and ability to practice hard to improve his strength on the one hand, and on the other hand to rectify the order within the Jiejiao and unite the scattered disciples; externally, he deals with other forces such as the Chanjiao to resolve various crises. Through a series of coincidences, he solves the mystery of the Jiejiao's past, obtains powerful inheritance and magic weapons, and gradually brings the Jiejiao back to its peak.

13. 13 封 Investiture of the Gods: I, the Heavenly Court's Poison Adviser 封神：我，天庭毒士 Answer: Yes or No答是否Eastern Fantasy247k WordsOngoing Li Geng unexpectedly transmigrates and takes possession of the Celestial Court's Supreme White Immortal Stone. It is just after the war between the Witches and the Demons. Haotian and Yaochi have only just taken their places as Celestial Emperor and Empress, and the Celestial Court is desperately short of talent. Yaochi brings the Immortal Stone to life, and Li Geng enters the world. Faced with the Celestial Court's dire situation, he offers a masterstroke from the start, immediately making a na —Reads—Score—Shelves
14. 14 封 Investiture of the Gods: She's More Cunning Than I Am, So Why Won't the King Let Me Kill Her? 封神：比本宫还奸，大王不让杀？ Tang Laughs in Good Humor唐笑风生Eastern Fantasy592k WordsCompleted Early in the eighth year of King Zhou's reign, pressured by the nobles and royal clans, King Zhou had no choice but to disguise himself and take Daji back to the ancestral homeland of Shangyi to pay respects to their ancestors. To their surprise, Shangyi, which should have been a ruined city, was thriving. There were brothels, Pin Dao Dao, and all kinds of unheard-of novelties like immortal-grade AI. More importantly, the people were prosperous and the city's fortune was flourishing. Daji was sh 661Reads6.8Score—Shelves
15. 15 刚 I Just Signed the Investiture of the Gods, and You're Telling Me the Entire Jie Sect Has Become Saints? 刚签下封神榜，你告诉我你们截教全成圣了？ Primordial Panda洪荒熊猫Eastern Fantasy1.3M WordsCompleted Feipeng transmigrates into the primordial world and becomes the Chief Disciple of the Jie Sect. After awakening the Play Dramas to Become a Saint System and learning the Jie Sect's fate, he sticks to the art of keeping his head down and enjoying himself, staying under the radar until the Investiture of the Gods. When Hongjun summons Tongtian to the Zixiao Palace to discuss the Investiture of the Gods, Tongtian leaves the Jie Sect in Feipeng's care. When his junior brothers and sisters come to hi 4.7kReads7.5Score496Shelves
16. 16 封 Investiture of the Gods: Eternal Clan, Founding a Martial Path from the Start 封神：家族永生，开局创立武道 Running Nut奔跑的坚果Eastern Fantasy385k WordsCompleted After transmigrating into the Investiture of the Gods world, Huang Gun, a veteran general, awakens a max-level comprehension talent on his birthday. [You loosen up your hundred-year-old bones and comprehend the martial path to immortality!] [You watch a battle between gods and comprehend the Mythical Great Luo!] [You discuss the Dao with Nuwa and comprehend the laws of life.] [You set foot on the Western Continent and comprehend the laws of the demonic path.] [You enter the primordial chaos and 2.6kReads8.2Score153Shelves
17. 17 洪 Honghuang: I Am Nanji Changsheng, and I'll Rewrite Chan's Investiture of the Gods 洪荒：我南极长生，爆改阐教封神 The Gods and Demons Sneer神魔嗤笑Eastern Fantasy1.1M WordsOngoing Chen Changsheng transmigrated into the primordial world and became the Antarctic Immortal of the Chan Sect. During the Catastrophe of the Investiture of the Gods, the Jie Sect suffered a crushing defeat, but the Chan Sect didn’t win either. More than half its disciples joined the Buddhist sect, its vice-leader betrayed it, and its master swallowed a Saint-Slaying Pill. The Chan Sect was left in name only. Chen Changsheng made a decisive choice and volunteered for the Investiture, becoming the Go 10.7kReads8.5Score557Shelves
18. 18 封 Investiture of the Gods: I Beat the Sea-Raging Nezha to Death from the Start 封神：开局打死闹海哪吒 A Person After the Autumn Rain人在秋雨后Eastern Fantasy390k WordsCompleted [Honghuang] [Ao Bing] [No Conspiracy Theories] [No Belittling Sages or Dao Ancestors] [Celestial Court] [Fast-Paced] [No Female Lead] [No System] I transmigrated into Honghuang and became the Third Prince Ao Bing, who was destined to be skinned and have his tendons pulled out. Becoming a god in the end doesn't sound too bad. But who in Honghuang would want to end up on the Investiture of the Gods? To avoid disaster, I split my true spirit into four and made plans with the various factions. But i 174Reads—Score—Shelves
19. 19 封 Investiture of the Gods: I Only Wanted to Run, but the Human Emperor Overheard Me 封神：只想跑路的我，被人皇偷听了 The Cat Who Longs for Fish by the Abyss临渊羡鱼的喵Eastern Fantasy1.7M WordsCompleted After transmigrating into the Investiture of the Gods, Yin Ze became King Zhou's third son. Everyone knew what happened to King Zhou's sons... So Yin Ze, who could draw little prizes from the System every day, just wanted to make a quick getaway and stay out of this mess. King Zhou: This kid's got plenty of tricks up his sleeve. Think you can run? Deng Jiugong, have your daughter Deng Chanyu serve as Yin Ze's personal guard. If that kid tries to run, break his legs! Yin Ze: ? King Zhou: Good thi 1kReads8.1Score156Shelves
20. 20 民 The Folk Feng Shui Master 民间风水之王 Miao Qimiao苗棋淼Mystery3.0M WordsCompleted The Nine Cauldrons Dragon Palace, the Secret Files of the Yellow Springs, the Snow Mountain Corpse Demon, the Yin-Yang Inn... Ever since I borrowed a life from the underworld, I have known no peace. Every time I borrow a life, it becomes a deadly game. After each desperate struggle and narrow escape, I wait for the next secret order from the underworld so I can keep living. Just when I thought I'd escaped the clutches of fate, I discovered that Heaven had prepared a coffin for me too! 50.6kReads9.4Score6kShelves
21. 21 凶 Fierce Beasts Invade: Extract Attributes with One Click 凶兽入侵：一键属性提取 Elephant Smoking大象抽烟Eastern Fantasy2.1M WordsCompleted Touch the ancient ferocious beast Chaotian Hou and extract the innate divine ability [Eye of Insight]. Touch the ancient ferocious beast Liwen and extract the innate divine ability [Death Stare]. Touch the ancient ferocious beast Jiaoliang and extract the innate divine ability [Eye of Illusion]. Touch the ancient Void Dragon and extract 10,000 vitality points, 10,000 body-tempering points, and the innate divine ability [Teleportation]. Using [Eye of Insight], decipher an ancient body-tempering t 305Reads8.0Score108Shelves
22. 22 天 Unrivaled Talent Across the Ages, Crushing Three Thousand Emperors with One Hand! 天赋万古无双，只手横推三千帝！ Chongchong Yu冲冲鱼Urban2.7M WordsOngoing Martial arts return, ferocious beasts run rampant, and countless races invade, competing with humanity for supremacy! The young Su Hong awakens a System and starts with a talent unmatched throughout the ages. A C-rank martial art takes one second to learn, two seconds to master, and three seconds to perfect! An SSS-rank martial technique takes one day to learn, seven days to master, and one month to reach perfection! What's more, every enemy he defeats earns him Martial Arts Points. Spend Martia 120.3kReads8.3Score10.4kShelves
23. 23 高 High Martial: I Can Copy Talents 高武：我能复制天赋 One Pot Can't Hold It All1锅炖不下Urban1.4M WordsCompleted Wang Hao transmigrated to a thrilling world of advanced martial arts. With no talent whatsoever, he thought he would live an ordinary life, until he obtained a System that could copy talents. [ Ding! Copy successful. Congratulations, Host! You have acquired the SSS-rank talent Hundredfold Speed Divine Body. Your cultivation speed for any technique or martial art is increased by 100 times. ] [ Ding! Copy successful. Congratulations, Host! You have acquired the SSS-rank talent Absolute Zero.. 4.6kReads8.5Score361Shelves
24. 24 高 High Martial: My Cells Can Evolve Without Limit 高武：我的细胞可以无限进化 Late Summer Knows the Cicadas半夏知蝉Urban2.0M WordsCompleted When Qin Yi wakes up, he has transmigrated into a chaotic high-martial world teeming with countless races, where humanity is in decline. He’s become a commoner at the bottom of society with no martial arts talent, liver cancer, and just three months to live. Just as he despairs, he gains a personal status panel and awakens the [Adaptive Cellular Evolution] talent. As long as he isn’t killed instantly, he can adapt to his surroundings without limit and evolve endlessly! Endure the scorching flame 1.1kReads8.3Score158Shelves
25. 25 冒 Impostor of the Langya Clan 冒姓琅琊 Eastern Zhou Young Master Nan东周公子南Historical1.5M WordsOngoing (Also known as “The Matter of Me Pretending to Be a Nobleman of the Southern Dynasties”) To transmigrate isn’t a dinner party. It’s a deadly game at every turn. The south is beautiful, yet lofty ambitions often fade away. Since ancient times, the Southern Dynasties have been weak, their heroes short-lived. No golden finger, no System, and no second chance at life. Everything starts from zero! Original owner’s memories: none! Identity: none! Supplies: none! When transmigration becomes reality, ho 518.5kReads9.7Score61.6kShelves

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    🔥🔥🔥Want to experience the exciting time travel through life? In "I Impersonated the Prince of the Southern Dynasty", the protagonist travels across the border of Southern Qi and wants to pretend to be a refugee to survive, but is forced to impersonate the noble prince of the Langya Wang family due to an accident. In the Southern Dynasty, where there were many clans and powerful people, he relied on the wisdom and courage of his doctorate in literature to deal with various forces and seek survival and development in the turbulent times. The book not only contains vivid characters and real Southern Dynasties style, but also cleverly combines classical charm and modern humor, taking you on a unique journey through history! [Cool][what]

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