So Desperate for Something to Read I Could Scream. Any Books That Hook You at First Glance and Are Utterly, Gloriously Unhinged? 荒到想s，有没有看一眼就爱上，癫到癫中之癫的书

1. 1 当 Becoming the Internet Emperor and Living a Shameless Life 当网络皇帝，享缺德人生 Evil Mother Orangutan恶毒母猩猩Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [An electronic sycophant’s fan + a heroine who rules the internet like an emperor + a top-tier star who’s lightning-fast at picking up jokes] [Dating show + memes + face-slapping + super sweet] Ji Huanshu transmigrates into a tragic romance novel as its heroine. Her Actor boyfriend wants her to give up her heart and corneas for his gravely ill first love, yet refuses to make their relationship public. His fans assume she’s a desperate doormat, and she’s relentlessly attacked until she becomes th 40.8kReads8.9Score7kShelves

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   As for this topic, I don't need to say more! O(^o^)o We invite our Electronic Traitor fans and Internet Emperor heroine. Someone asked the heroine, what should the hero do? ( •̥́ ˍ •̀ू ) It doesn't matter, because the male protagonist is also a prostitute (≧∇≦)/

2. 2 女 The Supporting Character Cultivates: I Have a Nitpicker System 女配修仙：我有杠精系统 Duck and Vermicelli Soup鸭薛粉丝汤Ancient Romance1.2M WordsOngoing The comic adaptation, Bickering My Way to Immortality, Driving the Cultivation World Mad, launches on August 23. Wen Yin transmigrated into a book. She became the stepping-stone female character in a male-oriented novel, the one who breaks off her engagement with and humiliates the Dragon Proud Heaven. “I told you back then: in thirty years, the east bank will be the west bank, and the west bank will be the east bank. Never look down on a poor young man! Wen Yin, here’s the divorce letter I pro 34.8kReads9.2Score4.3kShelves

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   Cultivation of immortal literature, revenge, and beautiful mental state

3. 3 贫 Just a Poor Rogue Cultivator. Why Are You Kneeling, Fellow Daoist? 贫穷散修一枚，道友何故下跪？ Knife, Medicine, Pen刀药笔Ancient Romance1.5M WordsCompleted [No romance, ensemble cast] [A goofy trio of wandering cultivators] [Female-led cultivation progression, few scenes involving children, skip if that bothers you] Song Li transmigrates into a cultivation novel as the evil female supporting character. After bullying the heroine, she is thrown by her own brother into the Abandoned Infant Pagoda, where she dies at the hands of countless vengeful infant spirits. Waking inside the pagoda, she looks at the crying spirits and says, “I can be your mother 35.5kReads9.4Score4.9kShelves
4. 4 不 After She Stops Teasing Her Unhinged Brother-in-Law, He Kisses Her Like a Madman and Keeps Her Captive 不撩疯批夫兄后！她被疯吻囚宠 Freedom Soda自由汽水Ancient Romance691k WordsCompleted [Flirting and pampering + both leads are each other's first + reborn + the husband pursues his wife to the crematorium + pregnancy and running away] The aloof beauty bends for love / Her former husband's elder brother takes both family branches / A battlefield for her hand / A gilded cage At first, a cold, sharp-tongued hero who knows nothing of love; later, a puppy-like hero VS a foolish, wicked beauty In her previous life, when Qin Daidai learned that her childhood sweetheart and fiancé, Pei X 3.8kReads8.0Score408Shelves
5. 5 我 I Saved the Entire Sect by Giving Up 我靠摆烂拯救了全宗门 The Princess Isn't Going Home公主不回家Ancient Romance1.9M WordsCompleted (The second physical volume is out) Ye Qiao woke up one day to find she had become the second senior sister, a tool character in a novel about a girl adored by everyone. In the novel, whenever the junior sister was in trouble, the second senior sister stepped in. If the junior sister wanted a divine artifact, the second senior sister fetched it. If the junior sister lacked a spiritual root, hers had to be dug out. Ye Qiao was at her breaking point. She fled the mountain in the middle of the nigh 215.7kReads9.6Score23.3kShelves

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   No, no, no, there are still people who haven't read this book? It's so damn funny hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, I clicked on it unintentionally, but it doesn't stop me from watching it while lying in bed at night👀😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

6. 6 癫 Crazy, All Crazy, A Little Madness Is Good 癫，都癫，癫点好啊 Little Salt小盐子Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [Super-Sweet 1v1]+ [Silly Humor and Memes]+ [Showbiz]+ [Dating Variety Show]+ [Face-Slapping] [Unhinged Actress vs. CEO with a Mind of His Own] Betrayed by her scumbag boyfriend, she transmigrated into a book and was immediately stabbed and sent to the hospital by an extremist shipper. Xie Mi went berserk on the spot, spouting wild claims in the livestream. “Come on! Stab me! All of you, stab me! I'll blow up the Earth!” A passerby who had wandered into the livestream nearly fainted. Okay, okay. 372.3kReads9.8Score54.8kShelves
7. 7 别 They Throw Mud at Me, So I Lie Down and Sue Them for 38,000 别人朝我扔泥巴，躺下讹他三万八 Yan Xiaonuo颜小糯Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Absurd comedy + livestreaming + going crazy anywhere, anytime] Qiao Xi takes on a mission from the Space-Time Administration, transmigrating into a tragic romance novel to fix its plot. She becomes a nobody with barely any fame and is bound to a Truth-Telling System. From then on, the tragic romance takes a bizarre turn... During a variety show livestream, she is asked why she works so hard. Guest 1: “I thought of the hardworking farmers.” Guest 2: “My grandma was a farmer. I miss her so much.” 45.5kReads9.5Score5.5kShelves

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   Need these two

8. 8 满 The Whole Sect Is Full of Crazy Villains, Only the Junior Sister Is a Goofball 满门反派疯批，唯有师妹逗比 Wei Xiaoxi未小兮Ancient Romance3.5M WordsCompleted After transmigrating into a book, Ye Linglong becomes the vicious cannon-fodder villainess in a cultivation novel. With terrible aptitude, she even coerces the heroine into taking her into the top sect during the Cultivation Tournament. After joining, she opposes the heroine at every turn and eventually dies a miserable death. To enjoy a long, happy life, Ye Linglong immediately gives up on coercing the heroine and turns around to join the worst sect in the cultivation world. She’s done being th 302.4kReads9.6Score33.7kShelves

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   Trust me, it looks great!

9. 9 穿 I Transmigrated into a Crazy Novel as a Crazy Woman, and This Madness Feels So Reassuring 穿进颠文当颠婆，颠颠的，很安心 What a Huge Melon好大的瓜Modern Romance296k WordsCompleted Wang Qianqian spent fifty years working in the world of a tragic romance novel. After enduring a whole series of godawful ordeals, from having her heart, lungs, and corneas dug out, she finally completed her mission. According to her contract with the System, she would receive one billion yuan in cash and a brand-new life. Just as Wang Qianqian was about to enjoy her life, she was sent back to the very beginning of the story. A brand-new life meant being the tragic romance heroine all over again 1.1kReads8.1Score—Shelves

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   The heroine is so cool and funny

10. 10 坟 She Gets Rich from Her Ancestors’ Graves Being Relocated, and the Zombies Lose Their Old Haunts 坟头拆迁暴富，僵尸丢她老墓 Food and Desire食色Modern Romance251k WordsCompleted [Male lead: irresistible bait for humans + female lead: a slightly unhinged zombie queen + pure sweetness, no angst, and absurd humor] A bioterror crisis resurrects Banban, dead for two thousand years, from her tomb, turning her into a ridiculously powerful zombie. Just as she's about to join the zombie horde and slaughter humanity, she discovers that she's a vegetarian. Seriously... a vegetarian. Damn it! As an outcast, Banban tears up the script overnight. She's done with this. She's going bac 2.3kReads9.1Score469Shelves
11. 11 让 You Were Supposed to Win Over the Yandere, Not Go Crazy Alongside Him 让你攻略病娇，不是让你跟他发癫 Zisang Fei子桑翡Ancient Romance477k WordsCompleted Ning Xi transmigrated into a cultivation novel aimed at male readers, where she became the cannon-fodder wife of the great villain, Xie Congwei. When Xie Congwei was born, strange signs appeared in the heavens. Rainbow clouds circled the Eastern Wilderness for an entire month before disappearing. The Xie family believed he was destined for greatness, a man no ordinary pool could contain. But who could have guessed that just a few short years later, the once highly anticipated Xie Congwei would 11kReads9.1Score1.5kShelves

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