System Stories: Hilariously Wacky 系统文。搞笑颠颠的

1. 1 开 From the Start, Selling Muscle-Building Tonics at a Street Stall 开局地摊卖大力 Yi Qingfeng弈青锋Urban8.9M WordsCompleted [The Dali anime premieres on July 29. Search the title on Tomato to watch the PV.] Earth enters an era of spiritual qi revival, and humanity begins awakening supernatural abilities! Jiang Nan awakens the strongest street-stall System from the start. Muscle-Boosting Potion? Detoxifying Soybeans? Lucky Cherries? They can't keep them in stock! The world's top tycoons, richest men, popular streamers, and strongest experts all come to buy them. Jiang Nan: "I'm not even a tiny bit interested in money! 346.5kReads9.7Score38.8kShelves

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   You have to ask this, but ask the right person, it must be our sales force. Stimulate others to sublimate yourself and produce products vigorously, and you will surely produce high-quality products. The system is well written, no peeing spots, and you will enjoy it to the end.

2. 2 改 The Character-Changing System Clings to a Powerful Ally, and the Leads Go Off the Rails 改字系统抱紧大腿，男女主发癫了 Big Cannon Candy大大炮炮糖Modern Romance151k WordsOngoing The domineering CEO, the tragic romance heroine, the aloof master beyond worldly concerns, the scheming prince plotting a coup: they all have their character settings turned upside down. The main goal is to have fun with the people! [Li Heng leaned against the doorframe, smoking as he looked down at the panicked Bai Xiaoyue getting dressed] Shang Jing frowned. Smoking was so unhealthy, so she had the System change [smoking] to [swaying]. Just then, Li Heng had only just pulled out his cigarette 198Reads6.6Score—Shelves

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   The only drawback is that it's not finished. I couldn't stop laughing when I was watching it in class. I was taken out by the teacher and made to stand. Can you blame him? No, it's all because of my lack of self-control.

3. 3 系 I Broke the System, and Now It Sends Me Perks from Other Worlds Every Day 系统被我玩坏，天天送我异界福利 Half a Step Through the Years半步年华Urban2.7M WordsOngoing [Dual Transmigration]+ [Comeback of an old-timer]+ [The sly Sixth]+ [Picking up a transmigrator’s System]+ [Milking the System for all it’s worth before the dumb System catches on] Lin Luo witnessed an old man who’d transmigrated from ancient times being taken away as a lunatic outside the school gates. To his surprise, the transmigrator’s System accidentally mistook him for its Host and bound itself to him. Host: Lin Luo. You are middle-aged and your body is worn out. Heaven has granted you the 78.1kReads8.9Score7.4kShelves

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   You are a very good author, and I appreciate you very much!

4. 4 癫 Mad, All of You, Mad. Being a Little Mad Is Good! 癫，都癫，癫点好啊 Little Salt小盐子Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [Super-Sweet 1v1]+ [Silly Humor and Memes]+ [Showbiz]+ [Dating Variety Show]+ [Face-Slapping] [Unhinged Actress vs. CEO with a Mind of His Own] Betrayed by her scumbag boyfriend, she transmigrated into a book and was immediately stabbed and sent to the hospital by an extremist shipper. Xie Mi went berserk on the spot, spouting wild claims in the livestream. “Come on! Stab me! All of you, stab me! I'll blow up the Earth!” A passerby who had wandered into the livestream nearly fainted. Okay, okay. 458.8kReads9.8Score56.2kShelves

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   Vivid character image: The heroine Xie Mi has a high IQ and emotional intelligence. She may seem "crazy" but is actually smart and transparent. She has her own sense of proportion and principles. She is neither internally conflicted nor sophisticated, and can also save others. The male protagonist, Shen Yaoqing, can be both silly and serious, with a high emotional and IQ. He dotes on Xie Mi and can go crazy with her. The interaction between the two is super sweet.

5. 5 就 Go Ahead and Watch, Let’s See If You Laugh Your Head Off 就看吧，看把不把你头笑掉就完事 Shui Yexiang水耶香Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [Goofy + hilarious + showbiz + variety shows + meme jokes + dating show + straight-talking guy] Chen Yang transmigrated. He landed in the body of a man on the day he was about to be coerced into sleeping with someone for a career opportunity. He thought he was finally about to reach the pinnacle of life, but after seeing the wealthy woman’s face, the teachings of Mencius he’d learned ten years earlier struck him right between the eyes. Wealth cannot corrupt him, poverty cannot make him abandon h 96.1kReads9.0Score9.6kShelves

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   Chen Yang traveled through time. Wear it until the day when someone unspoken rules. He originally thought that he could finally reach the peak of his life, but after seeing the appearance of the rich woman, the Mencius he learned ten years ago hit the spot. You can't be lewd by nobleness, you can't move by poverty or lowliness, you can't bend by force! At this moment, Chen Yang was more determined than ever before and ran away decisively.

6. 6 穿 After Entering a Cultivation Game, I Fight the Male Lead to the Death 穿进修仙游戏后与男主相追相杀 Sighing at the Life of Floating Clouds浮云叹生Two Male Leads1.1M WordsCompleted [Straight male protagonist, unconventional cultivation, no official couples (ship whoever you like), one-sided crushes, comedic and a little unhinged, a redemptive ensemble cast, and everyone gets a funeral.] No official couples = ship whoever you like. He runs into a succubus as soon as he leaves the beginner's village, and no matter how hard he tries, he can't resist! “Ye Xingzhou, how many people do you consider the best in the world?!” Ye Xingzhou's very own M-class is now in session! A tsun 16.3kReads9.5Score2.9kShelves
7. 7 外 Is It Really So Strange for a Delivery Driver to Show Up at a Crime Scene? 外卖员出现在案发现场很合理吧？ Clear Summer Night夏夜晴朗Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [System + crime-solving mystery + one heroine] Food delivery driver Su He accidentally gets caught up in a murder case and binds to a God-Tier Choice System! Every choice he makes earns him a reward! With the System's help, his life starts taking some unexpected turns. “Hello, I need to report a murder. Mingjia Community, Building 1, Unit 2, Apartment 603. Someone's been killed... Yes, I'm safe right now... Two people are dead... The killer? Well, I locked him outside... I had nothing to do with 26.7kReads9.2Score2.7kShelves

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   An accident puts takeaway boy Su He on a journey to solve crimes. With the god-level selection system in hand, how can he turn danger into safety and repeatedly solve strange cases? Humor and wisdom coexist, and every choice is gripping. The adventure at the crime scene, was it a coincidence or an arrangement of fate? Follow Su He's footsteps, uncover layers of fog, and feel the charm of reasoning!

8. 8 狐 Fox Spirit Matchmaker: Tushan Owes Me a Ton of Money 狐妖小红娘：涂山欠我亿点钱 Hepburn's Roommate同舍赫本Anime Fanfiction373k WordsCompleted [Yaya as the sole heroine + no breaking up original couples + making up for regrets + faithful to the source material + no power-scaling inconsistencies] If you’re tired of seeing chumps get swindled by Tushan, come see the big shot who made hundreds of thousands of taels of silver there and later even bought half of Tushan! So far, these regrets have been addressed: the annihilation of the Masked Heroes; Di Xiao’s sheathed flute and the eternal parting of the Zhuye couple; Cu Yu Mingluan’s li 2.5kReads9.0Score208Shelves

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   The protagonist is upset

9. 9 狐 Fox Spirit Matchmaker: Rongbao Is Mine! 狐妖：蓉宝，我家的！ The Seventh Midnight第七午夜Male-Channel Fanfiction1.3M WordsCompleted [Single female lead + Keep the original pairings intact as much as possible + Immortality + Making up for the regret of the seventh day of the seventh month at Huai River] “Though Huai Zhu is a concubine, Badao has no wife. Sister-in-law, you…” Wangquan Badao’s eyes filled with regret and sympathy for Dongfang Huaizhu. “Little brother, what are you doing!?” Wangquan Baye was dumbfounded. His own little brother was going against all propriety and trying to steal his girl. “Big Brother, I’ve been 1.3kReads7.3Score136Shelves
10. 10 剑 A Sword Drinks, Yet Knows Not Its Drunkenness 剑饮不知醉 The Wandering Longblade溜达的长刀Eastern Fantasy2.2M WordsOngoing Prince + fictional setting + multiple heroines + lighthearted comedy “Spring breezes and peach blossoms, a cup of wine; ten years of lanterns glowing through rainy nights in the martial world.” During the Chenghe era of the Great Ning dynasty, rival powers rise up, the people suffer, and the realm is thrown into chaos. Across three northern and southern dynasties, ministers and nobles, talented scholars and famed courtesans paint a vivid portrait of the realm. The imperial court, the batt 52.8kReads9.1Score4.3kShelves
11. 11 洪 Honghuang: As a Little Golden Crow, I Hide Until the Demon Emperor Emerges 洪荒：吾为小金乌，苟到妖皇出山 Ciming, Unparalleled慈明无双Eastern Fantasy1.5M WordsCompleted Lu Yu transmigrated into the Primordial World and became Lu Ya, the Demon Clan's tenth crown prince. He also awakened the Campaign System. After the War Between the Wu and the Demons, Lu Ya was the only Golden Crow left in the Primordial World. Lu Ya became the sole legitimate heir to the Demon Emperor. After the Demon Clan's defeat, it was forced into exile. As its crown prince, Lu Ya led the clan on a campaign through the Hundred Thousand Mountains. [Claim the Demon Emperor's legacy and ob 27.4kReads9.1Score2kShelves
12. 12 家 A Family That Holds Sway Over the Court: From the Start, I Have to Rebel 家族权倾朝野：开局就要造反 Yonghang Ya永航呀Historical227k WordsOngoing [No System + Transmigration + Alternate History] Liu Che arrives in a period that never existed in history. His family is immensely powerful, and together with four other clans, it is known as one of the Five Great Aristocratic Clans: the Liu clan of Pengcheng, the Yang clan of Hongnong, the Li clan of Longxi, the Zhao clan of Tianshui, and the Zhu clan of Fengyang. Liu Che was born into the Liu clan of Pengcheng. Using the memories of his previous life, he helps his family steadily build up its 4Reads6.2Score—Shelves
13. 13 盗 Tomb Raiding: I Snatched Yin Xinyue and Built an Immortal Family 盗墓：截胡尹心月，打造长生家族 May Your Breeze Travel Far何君清风远Mystery1.1M WordsCompleted Su Chen transmigrated into a Republic-era tomb-raiding crossover world and became the head of a clan! Looking at his underfed clansmen, so skinny they couldn’t even eat their fill, he felt a crushing weight of responsibility. Luckily, he was bound to the Longevity Clan System. As long as he led his clansmen in conquering ancient tombs, he could improve the clan’s bloodline and earn ancestral clan techniques. From then on, the Old Nine Gates had a tenth gate. Zhang Qishan: “He is the eternal tabo 14kReads7.7Score939Shelves
14. 14 大 Great Tang: After Twenty-Two Years of Restraint, His Majesty Goes on a Killing Spree 大唐：隐忍二十二年，陛下杀疯了 Hallelujah哈李路亚Historical2.2M WordsCompleted In the fifteenth year of the Zhenguan era, Li Chengqian, who had transmigrated here as a child, discovers that Old Li has unexpectedly died ahead of schedule? Well, if Old Li has passed away, then the throne is mine by right of succession. Anyone who dares stand in my way can face the three armies I’ve built! However, Li Chengqian doesn’t know the truth. Li Shimin is actually doing this because Li Chengqian is too obsessed with strange inventions and ingenious gadgets. He wants to use this metho 21.9kReads7.8Score1.3kShelves
15. 15 仗 Sword in Hand, Wine in Tow, a Dashing Wanderer 仗剑，载酒，惊鸿客 Sweet Potato Monster红薯怪Eastern Fantasy1.2M WordsCompleted [Prodigy + no System + Swordsmanship + Lighthearted + Immortality] The fake prodigy: “Life and death don’t matter. If you’ve got a problem, fight me.” The real prodigy: “I want to draw my sword.” “No, you don’t,” said the leaders of the Daoist sects, the Buddhist Venerable, and the Demon Cult Master, trying to talk him down. Across this vast and boundless land, who will determine its fate? I have a sword, its white blade stained red by the mortal world. A vast and magnificent sky stretches a 15.5kReads8.2Score1.3kShelves

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    In the Suzaku Academy, swordsmanship is fiercely contested, and geniuses emerge in large numbers. Who is the true emperor of the sword? Here, you will see a true genius who ignores the powerful and only wants to wield his sword to the end of the world. The sword's light was like a dragon, cutting through the sky. He single-handedly conquered the world. The rivers, lakes, temples, and imperial hegemony are all under his sword. Follow his footsteps, appreciate the charm of kendo, and feel the passionate passion of the world!

16. 16 系 System: I Told You to Get Yourself Killed, Not to Be Funny 系统：让你来作死，没让你来搞笑 A Stranger in the Mortal World陌路红尘Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsOngoing [System + Scheming + Comedy + Subverting Expectations + Daring to Die] Lin Bei transmigrates to the Desolate Ancient Continent and gets himself a Super Dare-to-Die System. From then on, if there’s a way to die, he’ll take it. And if there isn’t, he’ll make one! A wild Saintess has appeared up ahead? Lin Bei: Leave her to me! Everyone who enters the Desolate Ancient Secret Realm is doomed to die? Lin Bei: Leave it to me! An immortal has descended, and his mount is a plump, gorgeous crane at the p 5.1kReads8.3Score421Shelves

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    📖✨💬The shadow of bamboo on the window shakes on the desk, and the sound of wild spring flows into the inkstone pond! , The first book mainly talks about: [System + scheming + comedy + counter-routine + seeking death] Lin Bei traveled through the ancient continent and mentioned the super seeking death system. ... This book is a feast for the soul. It uses beautiful words to open a door to a new world for you. 🍊🍅🍊, I wish you a warm and pure life, never give up love and freedom, may your years be leisurely, and everything be successful.

17. 17 说 So Much for Brotherhood: It's Fine to Screw You Over, Right? 说好的兄弟情深，坑一下没事吧？ Sleepy Little Lion睡不醒的小狮Urban438k WordsCompleted [Meme-filled, master-level trolls who never behave like decent people, setting traps and launching sneak attacks. A whole gang of ruthless thugs and bandits, for a lighthearted laugh!] [Funny from Chapter One! This is a ridiculous comedy, so come on in if you’re looking for a good time!] With the revival of spiritual qi, Awakened have become the absolute core of the world! Lin Beitian has always wanted to become an Awakened, but instead he gets the “Stop Acting Human” System. As long as he’s sha 6.6kReads8.1Score544Shelves
18. 18 叫 I Told You to Die, Not to Pull a Stunt 叫你送死，没让你整活 Qing Chen青沉Eastern Fantasy4.3M WordsCompleted [Goofy]+ [Lighthearted]+ [Exploit system bugs]+ [Milk the system]+ [Wild imagination] Fang Chen has barely transmigrated to another world when he learns that he has agreed to a fight to the death with a chosen one whose engagement was just broken off. He’s already trembling with fear. His System awakens, and he thinks his savior has arrived. But the System’s very first mission tells Fang Chen to raise his cultivation, give it everything he’s got, bring out the chosen one’s potential, and then di 105kReads9.2Score11.4kShelves
19. 19 道 Fellow Daoist, Your Divine Ability Is Filthy 道友，你的神通好脏啊 Enjoying the Ride坐享骑乘Eastern Fantasy1.4M WordsCompleted Chen Feng transmigrated to the Mysterious Realm and started a livestreaming career. The System, which clearly had no regard for human decency, gave him a pile of bizarre skills. From then on, the world of cultivation got a whole lot weirder. [Voice of Filial Piety, Expert Appraisal Edition]: What is filial piety? What is love? Do you know the greatness of a mother's love? [Paper-Cutting People, Li Goushou Edition]: All-in-one funeral rites and ghost salvation. [Fifty-Cent Special Effects]: What? 46kReads9.2Score5.1kShelves
20. 20 开 I Transmigrated into a Top-Tier Star from the Start, and Came Clean to My Haters 开局穿越顶流，和小黑子们摊牌了 Nap Champion赖床第一名Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [System + building a career + singing + acting + variety shows + no female lead] Now that I'm reborn, who would still want to be a top-tier star? Not even a dog would... I do! I'm going to be a top-tier star! Mu Chen, a singer from the national team, accidentally transmigrates to a parallel world. He becomes a top-tier pretty boy with two and a half years of trainee experience, and gains the [Emotion System]. What? Making people shocked earns Emotion Points, which can be exchanged for all kinds 17.8kReads8.5Score1.3kShelves
21. 21 窝 I'm Pathetic, But Somehow Everyone Loves Me, Haha! 窝囊吧，但还是成万人迷了哈哈！ Hu Yu蝴俞Modern Romance592k WordsCompleted The print edition of The Side Character Could Never Be a Doormat is now available on all platforms [Outwardly meek but secretly hilarious heroine x violent, untamed hero whose rough edges are eventually worn smooth] Xu Nuo transmigrates into the role of a famously spineless supporting female character, then foolishly sets about seducing every male lead. When her secret comes to light, the male leads join forces to condemn her. Then she is dumped by her fiancé, setting her on the path to a deadly 42.4kReads9.5Score6.1kShelves

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    🍄🍄🍄Wow, the voice of the protagonist can be heard, there are a lot of interesting things, the setting is novel, the writing is relaxed, the characters are vivid, I love it...

22. 22 女 The Queen Starts Out as a Top-Tier Star 女王从顶流做起 I Took Great Pains我煞费苦心Modern Romance1.8M WordsCompleted [Print edition preorders open September 5, 2026, at 7:00 p.m.] From the start, she transmigrates and nearly kills her younger brother. If she doesn't complete the System's missions, she'll be punished with electric shocks. Following the System's instructions, Nan Xiangwan joins a survival show for aspiring idols. While the other young women sing and dance... Nan Xiangwan: “I'll perform a brick-breaking trick with my bare hands!” 54.1kReads9.5Score6kShelves

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    At the beginning of the time travel, I almost killed my brother. If I didn't complete the system task, I would be punished with an electric shock. Following the system, Nan Xiangwan participated in the trainee debut program. The other ladies sang and danced in various ways... Nan Xiangwan: Let me show you how to split bricks with my bare hands!

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