Superpowered Martial Arts! A Hilarious, High-Energy Novel! 高武异能！搞笑热血文！

1. 1 妖 Demon Corpses Aren't Edible? Quick, Send It to My Family's Crematorium While It's Still Warm 妖尸不可食？快，趁热送我家火葬 Sallow Little Face小脸蜡黄Urban2.9M WordsCompleted [High Martial] [Passionate] [Demonic beasts invade] [Not reborn] [Funny] If you want a lone-wolf protagonist, you can swipe away. The protagonist, Jiang Ping, is a passionate young man. He can be calculating, and he can be moved. He’s a real person, with classmates, friends, parents, and teachers. Spatial rifts opened, and demonic beasts invaded the land. Everyone knew that demonic beast corpses were inedible, and eating them would turn you into a contaminated being. By chance, Jiang Ping obtain 78.8kReads8.8Score10.3kShelves

   Reader note

   It's lighthearted and funny but also has depth. Anyway, I got into it. It's well written.

2. 2 开 Starting with a Street Stall Selling Super Strength Potions 开局地摊卖大力 Yi Qingfeng弈青锋Urban8.9M WordsCompleted [Qingfeng's new novel, This Player Has a Problem in the Head, is currently serializing and has plenty of chapters ready to binge] Earth enters an era of spiritual qi revival, and humanity begins awakening supernatural abilities! Jiang Nan awakens the strongest street-stall System from the start. Potions of Strength? Detoxifying Yellow Beans? Lucky Cherries? They're flying off the shelves! The world's top tycoons, richest man, popular streamers, and peak powerhouses all come to buy them. Jiang Na 343.7kReads9.7Score50.8kShelves

   Reader note

   The protagonist Lin Xuan travels to a world where cultivation is the most important thing, but there is no system or background. His only skill is to "set up a stall". However, he started from an inconspicuous small stall selling "strong potion", and used serious nonsense to turn the ordinary stall into a treasure land of cultivation that everyone is fighting for. His slogan "You may not be strong if you drink it, but you won't be strong if you don't drink it" even brainwashed the whole audience! As the reputation of the stall gradually expanded, Lin Xuan's funny and anti-routine life began. 1. Humorous counter-routine: The protagonist makes the world believe that his "junk potion" is magical through deception, and there is a hilarious operation behind every transaction. 2. Entrepreneurial counterattack: From setting up a stall to becoming a business tycoon, Lin Xuan used the method of ordinary people to change their lives against nature, and embarked on a unique path of cultivation that did not rely on cheats. 3. Passion and resourcefulness coexist: Although it is funny, the protagonist's wit and persistence make people feel his passion and growth in the laughter. If you like novels that are serious, funny, light-hearted, and a little passionate, this book "The Stall Sales at the Beginning" will make you want to put it down!

3. 3 天 Awakened by Heavenly Treasures: I Can Engrave Anything 天物觉醒：我能刻印一切 The Leaf Riding the Wind御风而行的葉子Urban3.6M WordsOngoing [Publication Contract Signed, Safe to Read][Tales of Youth][Everyone Has Common Sense][Absolutely Wonderful][Magic][Distinctive Characters][No Female Lead] My name is Jin Feichen. Draped in the twilight of my youth, I once thought I would muddle through life, relying on taxpayers to support me forever. I thought that would be my fate. However, all of that came to an end on a rainy afternoon. Youth is a grand stage. On that evening when rain poured down in torrents, the stage reached out to me, a 309.8kReads9.5Score28.1kShelves

   Reader note

   Very interesting and creative, giving you unexpected magic scenes

4. 4 少 Talk Less, Do More 少说话多做事 Drip Drop, Green Hills and Clear Waters嘀嗒嘀嗒绿水青山Urban114k WordsOngoing [Urban Superpowers] [One Female Lead] [Funny, Passionate, and Clever] A boy and his younger sister grew up in an orphanage. His sister was exceptionally gifted, awakening a top-tier talent at the age of fifteen. Their family found them, and the siblings agreed to attend Kyoto's First Academy together. The boy did everything he could to meet the requirements, but in the end, he was rejected for lacking talent. From then on, the only thing in his heart was the Great Dao. He turned to the demonic p —Reads—Score—Shelves

   Reader note

   The plots are one after another, the IQ is online, and the human race is protected with one's own body. It is very passionate! A bit funny and refreshing style

5. 5 我 I’m All About True Love, So I’ll Make the Cold, Beautiful Blind Villain My Wife 我纯爱，让冷艳盲人反派做我老婆 Minotaur Warrior牛头人战士Urban1.2M WordsCompleted Gu Yan transmigrates into a novel and becomes a top-tier rich playboy and villain. The problem is, this villain is the number-one simp for the novel’s leading lady, Shen Wan'er. As expected, he later becomes a tool for the protagonist’s face-slapping antics, and ultimately loses his family and fortune. Just then, he awakens the [Cosmic True Love System]. He can earn points by performing acts of true love. To change his ending, Gu Yan immediately decides to team up with the novel’s biggest villai 35kReads9.1Score4.1kShelves
6. 6 权 The Pinnacle of Power: Finding Life at the Edge of Despair 权力巅峰之绝处逢生 The Man Who Rides a Wolf骑狼的汉子Urban2.2M WordsCompleted A sudden disaster destroyed Lu Fan’s family, leaving behind nothing but ruined walls and broken tiles. By chance, Lu Fan entered officialdom. After honing his skills, growing, and transforming at the grassroots level, Lu Fan was tempered into steel and emerged from his cocoon as a butterfly. At last, he achieved his heart’s desire! 86.9kReads9.2Score9.2kShelves
7. 7 不 Bad Boy: Who Can Compete? II 不良之谁与争锋【二】 Though Born an Ant, I Aspire to Be a Swan生如蝼蚁当有鸿鹄之志Male-Channel Fanfiction770k WordsOngoing This book, written by Fuqin de Ren, is a sequel to Bad Boys: Who Can Compete? and Young King. It's just as thrilling, and familiar characters such as Houzi, Zuo Fei, Zheng Wu, Huang Jie, Ma Jie, and Wang Wei all appear. 1.2kReads7.0Score107Shelves
8. 8 什 What?! My Cultivation Manual Came to Life? 什么？！我的功法活过来了？ Sunset and Moonlight落日月亮Urban1.2M WordsOngoing After transmigrating to a world of spiritual qi revival, Su Zhan successfully activated the System. His cultivation techniques had become sentient and had even formed a chat group of their own! Not only that, the techniques could cultivate automatically. As long as he fed them the corresponding treasures, they could accelerate their progress by a hundred, ten thousand, even a hundred million times! Divine-grade techniques: mastered in a day. Saint-grade techniques: mastered in an hour. Emperor-g 5.4kReads8.6Score443Shelves

   Reader note

   This book features a cute male protagonist, integrating elements such as passion, martial arts, and comedy, and the supporting characters also have outstanding performances. There is no heroine and no systematic setting, which makes the plot more pure and suitable for readers who like passionate comedy style.

9. 9 全 Global High Martial: My Martial Arts Techniques Train Themselves 全球高武：我的武功能主动修炼 Staying Home to Breathe Formaldehyde宅家吸甲醛Urban2.5M WordsCompleted In a world of high martial prowess, my martial arts keep cheating on their own all day... No, wait! I just have moments of enlightenment and train hard for 24 hours a day, that's all! Ning Chuan had only planned to develop steadily and get into a good university. But during the hundred-day countdown ceremony before the college entrance exams, Thunder Sparrows attacked. Ning Chuan drew his blade and killed three in an instant! From then on, he began crushing everything in his path! At the genius 55.6kReads9.2Score4.7kShelves
10. 10 人 The Human Emperor's Bloodline, Five Senses Ascended 人皇血，五感升 Pipi Carp皮皮鲤Urban1.5M WordsCompleted (X-Ray Vision, Bargain Hunting, Jade Gambling, Miracle Doctor, Underdog’s Rise) Betrayed, heartbroken, caught in a sudden car accident... Courier Lin Yixian is cheated on by his girlfriend, then hit by her lover’s car! At death’s door, he unexpectedly gains extraordinary abilities, including X-ray vision and mind reading! Lin Yi first uses his X-ray vision to clean out lottery shops and earn his first fortune. Then he finds hidden treasures in the antiques market and wins a beauty’s heart. After 1kReads7.2Score109Shelves

    Reader note

    "Ordinary people's counterattack, clairvoyance, mind reading, picking up leaks, identifying treasures, gambling on stones, and cool writing" Lin Yi, a poor boy, delivered express delivery day and night to support his girlfriend's graduate school studies. As a result, he was cheated on after graduation and was injured by an adulterer. Accidentally acquired super powers, clairvoyance and mind reading. It begins a wonderful life of picking up troubles, getting rich, and embracing beautiful women.

11. 11 我 With a Fox Immortal, I Subdue a Hundred Ghosts 我以狐仙镇百鬼 Purple Dream Wandering Dragon紫梦游龙Mystery10.2M WordsOngoing The day I was born, nineteen bolts of thunder struck around our family’s courtyard. A fortune-teller said I was born a demon child, fated to suffer eighteen calamities in my life. Either someone else would die, or I would. As it turned out, the fortune-teller met his own calamity on the very day I was born. He carried me out of the village, and suddenly dropped dead! 803.7kReads9.4Score54.6kShelves
12. 12 灵 Spiritual Qi Revival: The Useless System Only Knows How to Steal 灵气复苏：坑货系统只会偷 Ling Qi Yao Er零柒妖贰Urban114k WordsOngoing [Not Your Ordinary System]+ [Everyday Scams]+ [Not Set on Campus]+ [Laugh-Out-Loud Comedy] The System's three principles: Not responsible, not responsible, and still not responsible. The Host runs into danger... No big deal, it can just get a new Host. What kind of mature, outstanding System hasn't had a few exes? The Host needs to grow? Mm-hmm... Good luck, Host! You can't expect the System to do everything for you, right? Our ancestors passed down an old saying long ago: It's better to rely on —Reads—Score—Shelves

    Reader note

    In Urban High Martial Arts, the protagonist's system is completely different from the common system, which is very funny.

Other lists with Demon Corpses Aren't Edible? Quick, Send It to My Family's Crematorium While It's Still Warm