I'm Falling Apart, Falling Apart, Falling Apart! The More I Recommend My Novel, the Fewer Readers I Get. Call an Ambulance 崩溃，崩溃，崩溃，我的小说越推人越少，叫救护车

1. 1 她 The Love-Brained Villain Has Targeted Her Again and Again 她又又又被恋爱脑反派攻略了 Duo Mao Mao朵猫猫Ancient Romance500k WordsCompleted [Complete] [Mutual devotion + Comedy + Love-Hate Relationship + Transmigration + Mind Reading + System + Relentless Pampering] Jiang Wan transmigrates to the cultivation world. Her mission is to purge it of demons and monsters so she can return home, but… why does that terrifying Demon Lord keep staring at her? What? The Demon Lord is bound to a romance-addict System? What? His target is Jiang Wan? What? She can hear the Demon Lord and the System’s thoughts? As someone who only wants to go home, 18.3kReads9.1Score3.1kShelves

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   Super invincible and beautiful

2. 2 甜 Even the Villain Gets a Sweet Romance 甜甜的恋爱也是轮到反派了 I Have Lots of Gold我有很多金Two Male Leads290k WordsOngoing [Dual male leads + tough-but-timid bottom + crazy, sickly, unhinged green-tea top!] Lin Shuanghua died suddenly after pulling an all-nighter, then transmigrated into a book. The System told him his mission was to fix bugs and do his best to survive for ten years. That’s it? Piece of cake! System: “You’re the 325th Host I’ve bound to. All 324 Hosts before you failed. Some died, and some went mad.” Lin Shuanghua: “Why didn’t you tell me sooner?!” Song Yannian, reborn for the 325th time, gave him a 23Reads8.6Score—Shelves

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   These three books are all very good and highly recommended ٩(*´◒`*)۶

3. 3 闺 My Best Friend and I Reincarnated into a Cheating Scandal: Honey, Hear Me Out 闺蜜齐穿抓奸现场老公你听我狡辩 An Old Tale of the South Wind南风一故Modern Romance580k WordsCompleted [Transmigrate into a Book + Ensemble Cast + A Bad Girl Seeks Redemption + The Husband-Chasing Crematorium + Sweet Romance + Lighthearted and Lively + Over-the-Top Rich-Family Drama] Qin Yao and Lin Sui, two best friends, transmigrate into a book together. Not only do they become doomed cannon-fodder supporting female characters, they also end up caught in the act. One gets drunk and heads straight to a hotel with a guy, while the other takes a huge amount of cash and runs off to the airport w 1.9kReads8.9Score207Shelves
4. 4 可 The Frail, Sickly Beauty Is Loved Until She Cries, Young Master! Show Some Restraint! 可怜病美人被宠哭，爷！要克制！ Yuan Youhe圆呦呵Two Male Leads361k WordsCompleted The main story is complete. Bonus chapters are being released slowly. [Double male leads + marriage before love + one-on-one romance + devoted to each other + happy ending + self-delusion + a playboy turns over a new leaf] [Reckless, dashing, mixed-race young master x pitiful, delicate, black-lotus seducer and sickly beauty] Shen Fei is the sickly, useless disgrace of the fallen Shen family, scorned by everyone. Everyone says he is a good-for-nothing with no value to anyone. Shortly after his ei 13.8kReads9.3Score1.8kShelves
5. 5 叫 I Told You to Take the Throne, Not Conquer the Whole Galaxy 叫你继位，没让你创翻星际 If I Do Not Leave若不辞Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Urban Imagination + Ensemble Cast + No Romance + Interstellar] It all began when five burly men showed up at her house. “Miss Zhixin, we have been waiting for you!” Zhixin (not a text message!): What?! Overnight, she became the heir to East Xia’s foremost family, and discovered that this world didn’t seem quite right. Zhixin slapped her thigh. “We can talk about being the young mistress later. Looks like things are about to get interesting.” The principal set her up when she enrolled, so Zhixin 117.5kReads9.5Score23.7kShelves

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   This! Interstellar + group portrait + no cp + old six behavior. Watch the heroine Fang Zhixin travel through the interstellar and become the happy life of the young master of the Fang family! Only then did Xin Xin travel into the interstellar world, and after living for more than ten years did he realize that he was the only legitimate heir to the large Fang family. He also suddenly discovered that this world actually had supernatural powers, and he had to resist alien beasts and defend the country. However, the heroine is indeed a time traveler, and her talent is needless to say. She is the voice of all things that is unique among ten thousand. But, little master!!! Why don't you do human affairs? Whether it's friends cursed by the federation, scaring classmates, puncturing the principal's car (all the cars have punctured tires), or blowing up everyone (regardless of teachers and classmates) and the entire mountain during training, it doesn't matter. Although our heroine is indifferent, her heart is good!!!

6. 6 算 Fortune-Telling, Healing, and Solving Cases: You Call Them Side Jobs 算命，看病，破案，你说都是兼职 Ying Youxian楹有闲Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [All-powerful heroine + reborn + revenge on scumbags + feel-good fiction + entertainment industry + national-treasure-level darling] In her previous life, Shen Sang was tricked by her stepmother and younger sister into giving up her ancestral treasure, then met a tragic death. After experiencing 49 different worlds, she is reborn at the very scene where they tried to deceive her. Although she managed to keep the family heirloom, she has just been disfigured and vilified across the internet, and 45.7kReads9.2Score7.2kShelves

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   They are all super pretty. Who knows the feeling of laughing until you hit the bed in the middle of the night?

7. 7 麻 Sack Over My Shoulder: The Washed-Up Star Scams the Entire Entertainment Industry 麻袋扛上身：糊咖讹遍娱乐圈 Silver Brocade银锦Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted After spending thirteen years in prison, she was reborn. When she opened her eyes, she was back at the time when the entire internet hated her. If you can’t beat them, join them. Before she knew it, she’d become the head of the antis. Antis Group One: “Boss, Yu Yuan’s causing trouble again. Should we go after her?” Yu Yuan: “Go after her for what? Did we get paid this time? Even antis have professional standards. We’re not working for free!” Antis Group Two: “Boss, the CP fans are shipping Yu Yu 12.8kReads9.4Score1.6kShelves
8. 8 癫 Mad, All of You, Mad. Being a Little Mad Is Good! 癫，都癫，癫点好啊 Little Salt小盐子Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [Super-Sweet 1v1]+ [Silly Humor and Memes]+ [Showbiz]+ [Dating Variety Show]+ [Face-Slapping] [Unhinged Actress vs. CEO with a Mind of His Own] Betrayed by her scumbag boyfriend, she transmigrated into a book and was immediately stabbed and sent to the hospital by an extremist shipper. Xie Mi went berserk on the spot, spouting wild claims in the livestream. “Come on! Stab me! All of you, stab me! I'll blow up the Earth!” A passerby who had wandered into the livestream nearly fainted. Okay, okay. 458.8kReads9.8Score56.2kShelves
9. 9 飞 After Failing to Ascend, I Livestream Fortune-Telling and Leave My Clients Depressed 飞升失败后，直播算命客户抑郁了 Little Witch小巫Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [No male lead] + [Mysticism] + [Absurd comedy] + [Cultivation] She was one step away from ascending when she was struck dead by heavenly lightning. Was it the mercilessness of the Heavenly Dao, or was she just a terrible person? After taking stock of what happened, Xia Qingzhu decides to accumulate merit properly. Day one of fortune-telling: She gets a streamer who steals electric scooters sentenced to death. Day two: A seller of rock candy gets sentenced to eleven months. Day three: Someone ste 34.5kReads9.4Score6.2kShelves
10. 10 快 Quick Transmigration: The Host Is Determined to Die 快穿：宿主她一心求死 Nine Thousand Years九千岁Ancient Romance2.1M WordsCompleted Troubled girl Ruan Xiaoli committed suicide, then inexplicably got bound to something that called itself a System. It said, “What’s the fun in dying? I’ll take you to three thousand worlds to be the villain, destroy heaven and earth, and unleash chaos and bloodshed.” Ruan Xiaoli thought that sounded pretty interesting, so she agreed. But... hey, hey, hey! System, wasn’t the deal that I’d just play the villain? I’d destroy heaven and earth, then once I got bored, the world’s male lead would kill 15.2kReads9.5Score1.6kShelves
11. 11 奇 How Strange: The Moment I Was Bound to the System, Things Got Spooky 奇了怪了，系统一绑，邪门到场 Not Yao不是夭Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [Livestreaming, spilling tea, showbiz, law-abiding outlaw, System, shipping her own couples] Before binding to the System: a law-abiding citizen After binding to the System: constantly being hauled in to give statements Jiang Zhiyuan: “I’m a law-abiding citizen!” Her fans: “She’s a criminally insane outlaw!” Netizens before they were poisoned by her antics: There’s a wanted criminal over there! Netizens after they were poisoned by her antics: What do you mean, a walking 500,000 yuan bounty? [The 11.2kReads8.9Score1.3kShelves
12. 12 假 The Fake Heiress Just Gives Up and Goes Crazy! 假千金她直接摆烂发疯啦！ Drinking Wine and Listening to the Rain饮酒听雨Modern Romance713k WordsCompleted The physical edition of Alternative Brilliance goes on presale on the 18th! What should you do if you become the fake heiress in a story about a real and fake heiress? Lie flat when it’s time to lie flat, and go crazy when it’s time to go crazy! Yan Zhizhi met the real heiress, Ning Yue, on a variety show. Then everyone realized Yan Zhizhi wasn’t quite the same as the person they’d known before. She’d gone crazy! When faced with a setback, everyone else tried to work through it. She just lay fla 31kReads9.4Score3.4kShelves
13. 13 H Harry Potter: Avada Kedavra Lightning Chain, Kid HP：阿瓦达闪电链，小子 Tan Li潭鲤Female-Channel Fanfiction676k WordsCompleted [Harry Potter fan fiction + Hogwarts Legacy + feel-good power fantasy + GGAD + everyone loves her + female-oriented, female protagonist + one-sided crushes galore + next generation] (The main story is complete. There is no explicit pairing in the main story, only an ambiguous, open ending. The bonus chapters have separate romance storylines.) After waking up a hundred years in the future, Yiwen Grindelwald finds that even the current Hogwarts headmaster is her junior. Suddenly promoted by an ent 28.7kReads9.5Score3.9kShelves

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    Whose love [admiration] [admiration] [admiration] do you think you are rejecting? That is the love of Grindelwald! The settings of Gehuang and his sister are also great, highly recommended!!!!

14. 14 规 Rule Horror: The Haunted School 规则怪谈：诡异学校 Seventh Month July柒月JulyMystery580k WordsCompleted [System + Mystery + Deduction] I grew up in an ordinary family. To broaden my horizons in another city, I deliberately applied to a university far from home. But then strange things began happening one after another: bizarre campus rules, a mysterious countdown, and the secrets hidden behind the school slowly coming to light... 53.6kReads9.3Score6.6kShelves

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    This is it. This is a book about strange events that happened in the university. What kind of secrets are hidden behind the campus? Come and read it together.

15. 15 神 Divine Zombie King: I Am the Doomsday Calamity 神级尸王：我即是末日天灾 Two Taels of Wine a Day一天二两酒Sci-Fi & Apocalypse1.8M WordsCompleted [Apocalypse + Rebirth + Stockpiling Supplies + Evolving Zombies + Violent Aesthetics] Lin Dong is reborn on the eve of a terrifying apocalypse, and gains a storage space. A normal person would stockpile huge amounts of supplies, food, and water. But Lin Dong buys vast quantities of raw meat and fresh blood. Because... he is about to become a zombie! Flesh and blood are the source of a zombie's power. As long as it eats meat, it can keep evolving. A zombie fed on plenty of flesh grows at a terrif 95.2kReads9.3Score8.2kShelves

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    Highly recommended, so beautiful

16. 16 心 The Psychological Anatomist 心理解剖者 Bug Baby虫宝宝Mystery548k WordsCompleted [Signed for publication] Genius Forensic Doctor VS Tough-as-Nails Police Captain [Mystery + deduction + sweet romance + high-IQ crimes + serial murders + criminal profiling + suitable for the timid] Original title: The Psychological Anatomist Schizophrenia, antisocial personality disorder, high-IQ crimes... This is a world overrun by psychopaths. The Cat-Fetus Man case, the Couple Butchers, the Angel of Death... Twisted fantasies of evil always burst into reality alongside violence. A corpse is 99.6kReads9.5Score16.8kShelves
17. 17 满 Spring Over the City 满城春 A Copper Coin一枚铜钱Ancient Romance560k WordsCompleted [New Bonus Chapters] The Liu family of the capital is an illustrious noble house, so powerful that even the imperial clan treats them with deference. Liu Yan, the youngest legitimate daughter of the Liu family's second branch, is gifted and blessed with both wisdom and good fortune. When her stepmother joins the family as she turns five, Liu Yan expects a fierce battle. But her stepmother turns out to be quite unlike anyone expected. With her older brother looking out for her and her childhood s 20.4kReads9.4Score2.4kShelves
18. 18 深 A Beauty Hidden Deep in the Palace 深宫藏娇 Cai Wangwang菜汪汪Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted Pei Shiyuan had always thought that, as a concubine-born daughter, she thrived at her family home because she knew a little tea ceremony and all she had to do was flatter her father, the head of the household. She had been quite pleased with herself about it, right up until she entered the Eighth Prince’s household. The Eighth Prince’s mother, the Noble Consort, was so favored that the Empress had no room to stand. His maternal family wielded so much power that the court officials could barely b 108.5kReads9.5Score13.8kShelves
19. 19 她 After She Ascends the Throne, She Takes a New Husband, Leaving Her Ex to Weep 她登基后换了夫，新夫不见旧夫哭 Rabbit Purple Moonrise兔紫月上Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted (Power! It's a woman's second face! She loves it!) (1V2 + advancing the nation through technology + two men competing for her, only to end up regretting it) Lu Jichen: He is an ill-omened man. On the day his elder brother got married, they smeared dog blood all over his face and locked him in a cellar. Later, she brought him out, washed his hands, let him sit at the table, fed him, and paid for his education. Wei Chiyuan: He is the young lord of an aristocratic clan; she is a young widow. One sc 18.8kReads9.3Score2.4kShelves
20. 20 开 From the Start, Livestreaming the Underworld: Who Would Dare Enter This Stream? 开局直播地府：这直播间谁敢上啊 Delicious Shimeji Mushroom美味的口蘑Urban1.9M WordsCompleted [Live streaming from the underworld + ghost officer + heartwarming everyday life] Jiang Lin is a White Impermanence, guiding the dead to the afterlife and delivering messages in dreams. One day, he obtains an Underworld Live-Streaming System. He can earn rewards by promoting the culture of the Netherworld. From then on, a miraculous livestream appears in the human world, connecting the realms of the living and the dead. A typical day in the livestream: “Ghost: Stay away from me!” “This really is 30.7kReads9.6Score3.8kShelves
21. 21 修 The Cultivation World’s Sickly Number One 修真界第一病秧子 Paper Tiger纸老虎Ancient Romance1.3M WordsCompleted The complete print edition of A Double Crossing is now available on all platforms. Relationship blogger Lin Du died of a broken heart after being driven crazy by hopeless romantics. After death, she transmigrated into a tragic romance cultivation novel, becoming the beautiful, powerful, yet doomed junior uncle who paved the way for the protagonists' great love with her own ashes. After reading the script, she slowly typed a question mark. “Have they dug up every wild vegetable on this sect's mou 320.2kReads9.7Score31kShelves
22. 22 如 Like You 如你 Brother Lu Li乱流哥哥15k WordsCompleted Like You 5Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Recommend a few more of my short stories and see if anyone reads them. A lifelong hobby, if I don't get any results, I should jump off a building

23. 23 恋 Love Game 恋爱游戏 Brother Lu Li乱流哥哥16k WordsCompleted Dating Game 3Reads—Score—Shelves
24. 24 催 The Update Beggar 催更者 Brother Lu Li乱流哥哥6k WordsCompleted Impatient for Updates 2Reads—Score—Shelves
25. 25 良 The Judge with a Conscience 良心法官 Brother Lu Li乱流哥哥6k WordsCompleted A Conscientious Judge —Reads—Score—Shelves
26. 26 警 A Police Story 警察故事 Brother Lu Li乱流哥哥5k WordsCompleted A Police Story —Reads—Score—Shelves
27. 27 演 Acting 演戏 Brother Lu Li乱流哥哥7k WordsCompleted Acting 3Reads—Score—Shelves
28. 28 哑 The Mute Wife 哑妻 Brother Lu Li乱流哥哥23k WordsCompleted The Mute Wife 3Reads—Score—Shelves
29. 29 家 Home 家 Brother Lu Li乱流哥哥19k WordsCompleted Home —Reads—Score—Shelves
30. 30 无 Boredom 无聊 Brother Lu Li乱流哥哥16k WordsCompleted Bored 5Reads—Score—Shelves
31. 31 情 Lover 情人 Brother Lu Li乱流哥哥27k WordsCompleted Lover 3Reads—Score—Shelves
32. 32 悔 Too Late for Regret 悔莫及 Brother Lu Li乱流哥哥7k WordsCompleted Too Late for Regrets —Reads—Score—Shelves
33. 33 方 Fangzi's Story 方子的故事 Brother Lu Li乱流哥哥Mystery6k WordsCompleted The Story of Fangzi —Reads—Score—Shelves
34. 34 找 Looking for Death 找死 Brother Lu Li乱流哥哥14k WordsCompleted You're Asking for Death —Reads—Score—Shelves
35. 35 穆 Uncle Mu's Happiness 穆大爷的幸福 Brother Lu Li乱流哥哥7k WordsCompleted Uncle Mu's Happiness —Reads—Score—Shelves
36. 36 车 After the Car Accident 车祸之后 Brother Lu Li乱流哥哥13k WordsCompleted After the Car Accident —Reads—Score—Shelves
37. 37 幸 A Sense of Happiness 幸福感 Brother Lu Li乱流哥哥6k WordsCompleted A Sense of Happiness —Reads—Score—Shelves
38. 38 花 The Courtesan 花魁 Brother Lu Li乱流哥哥12k WordsCompleted The Courtesan 8Reads—Score—Shelves
39. 39 我 I Broke Up with Her Because of That Tramp 我和她分手，是因为那个流浪汉 Brother Lu Li乱流哥哥9k WordsCompleted I Broke Up with Her Because of That Homeless Man —Reads—Score—Shelves
40. 40 心 The Heart Is a Small Vessel, with Room for Only One 心是小容器，只能容下一个人 Brother Lu Li乱流哥哥27k WordsCompleted The heart is a small vessel. It can hold only one person. —Reads—Score—Shelves
41. 41 狗 Dog 狗 Brother Lu Li乱流哥哥14k WordsCompleted Dog 18Reads—Score—Shelves
42. 42 官 The Road to Power 官途 Dreaming into the Vast Wilderness梦入洪荒Urban9.4M WordsCompleted After graduating from university, Liu Fei, whose origins are shrouded in mystery, repeatedly finds himself facing one crisis after another because of his brash personality. He is attacked from every direction and suppressed by all sides. Watch as Liu Fei charges straight through, crushing every opponent in his path, uncovers the truth about his origins, sweeps aside the great factions, and rises to the pinnacle of life! 11.5kReads9.1Score1kShelves

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    It tells the story of the protagonist Liu Fei, a top student at Peking University, who embarked on the road of becoming an official because of his mysterious life experience. However, his official career is extensive and profound, and he is always surrounded by crises. Liu Fei, who is always people-oriented, faces various officials in the officialdom, constantly fights against the corrupt forces, and finally reaches the top of the officialdom.

43. 43 小 With My Hands Behind My Back, I Transmigrated to the 1970s, Where I Can Make Trouble and Money with Ease 小手一背穿七零，搞事赚钱样样行 Heavy Clouds云沉沉Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted Also known as "Transmigrating into a Book Set in the Seventies: I Collect Eighty-Eight Paychecks Every Month" Su He woke up one day and transmigrated into a period novel, becoming a fake heiress who had been sent back to her village. In the book, the ungrateful real heiress was practically blessed by cheat codes, with schemes and tricks appearing one after another. The Su family ended up destroyed, while the original owner wished she were dead. Looking at her impoverished home and family members 102.6kReads9.6Score10.8kShelves

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    "This novel is a real literary treasure. It makes people fall in love with it once they read it and can't put it down. The plot is cleverly designed and the reading experience is refreshing. The more you read, the more you want to read. You can't stop at all!"

44. 44 恐 Horror Tavern: I Only Raise the Most Ferocious Creatures 恐怖酒馆：我只养大凶之物 Lord Salted Fish咸鱼君Mystery1.6M WordsCompleted Tucked away in a quiet alley is a strange tavern that can grant your wishes, as long as you’re willing to set up a terrifying idol in your home... 10kReads9.4Score1.1kShelves

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    They are all good books.

45. 45 来 The Autobiography of a Tomb Raider 来自一位盗墓者的自传 Yun Feng云峰Mystery4.5M WordsOngoing [Published in print and available online] [The Beipai Notes horizontal-screen drama is now streaming] [Tomb Raiding + Mystery + Antiques] I'm a poor kid from a mountain village in Northeast China. In the early twenty-first century, hoping to make something of myself, I joined a northern tomb-raiding crew. From south to north, I've seen every side of the underworld and crossed paths with people from all walks of life. Over the years, I went from a young man to a middle-aged one. My drinking got b 523kReads9.6Score35.4kShelves
46. 46 我 My 26-Year-Old Female Tenant 我的26岁女房客 Super Big Tank Kobe超级大坦克科比Urban2.1M WordsCompleted After a wild night at a bar, a beautiful woman pinned him with a paternity claim, and the down-and-out young man suddenly became a father. As if things weren't bad enough, the owner of his rented home changed, and he was about to be kicked out. But his new landlady was beautiful! Should he ask to share the place? She coolly gave him a single word: “Get out!” A romantic entanglement sparked by a housing problem. 128.3kReads9.7Score13.9kShelves
47. 47 十 The End of Ten Days 十日终焉 Pest Control Team Member杀虫队队员Mystery3.2M WordsCompleted 2024 Tomato Novel Annual Peak Rankings TOP 1 | 2024 China Online Literature Influence List | 2024 China Good Novel Award | Over 2 million copies sold (No harem, no formulaic tropes, no invincibility, no System, no mindless antics, no wish fulfillment. Read with caution if these bother you.) Just when I thought it was an ordinary day, I discovered I had been captured and taken to the End. Just when I thought I could escape by continually taking part in death games, people began awakening supernat 1.8MReads9.9Score232.5kShelves
48. 48 烟 Misty Rain Tower 烟雨楼 A Night of Misty Rain一夕烟雨Eastern Fantasy9.4M WordsOngoing [The print edition is now available nationwide at all major retailers] "Traditional xuanhuan" "No harem" In the land of Jiuzhou stands a tower called the Misty Rain Tower. Its master, Li Qingzhi, is hailed as a peerless prodigy, holding life and death in his hands beneath the cover of night. Yet what the world doesn’t know is that someone else stands behind the Misty Rain Tower, its true founder. Using the guise of a spoiled young master as cover, he manipulates the winds and clouds and plots ac 899.4kReads9.6Score170.4kShelves
49. 49 第 The Ninth Special Zone 第九特区 Wei Jie伪戒Urban6.1M WordsCompleted After the catastrophe, the land was scarred beyond recognition. Food was scarce, resources were in short supply, and the situation was chaotic... A young man who had fought his way out of an undeveloped zone, with endless yellow sand at his back, came alone to District Nine to make a living. Yet he never expected to meet a few good friends by chance, rise to prominence in the chaotic era over a single thought, and embark on a legendary journey... 237.6kReads9.6Score27.8kShelves
50. 50 我 I Am Not the God of Drama 我不是戏神 Three Nine Sound Domain三九音域Urban4.0M WordsCompleted The brand-new masterpiece by San Jiu Yin Yu, author of Slay the Gods | Winner of the Best Science-Fiction Web Novel Award at the Macau International Science Fiction Awards | A Chinese grotesque epic that turns the tide of an era After a scarlet meteor streaked across the sky, human civilization ground to a halt. From that day onward, humanity could no longer build a rocket, a nuclear bomb, an airplane, a car... The pyramid of civilization built upon modern science collapsed with a thunderous roa 1.8MReads9.9Score184.4kShelves

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