Hilarious, Unhinged, Laugh-Until-You-Squeal Stories That’ll Get You in Trouble with Mom 爆笑！抽风！笑出猪叫声妈见打系列搞笑高分文

1. 751 玄 The Young White-Haired Mystic Granny Goes on a Rampage in Showbiz! 玄学年轻白发癫姥在娱乐圈疯杀！ Qing Yi Loves Shark Carving倾译爱吃鲨雕Modern Romance305k WordsCompleted [Sichuan-Chongqing edition] [Absurd comedy + bizarre relationship dynamics + feng shui and the supernatural + fake and real heiresses + going crazy + face-slapping + parody] A soft, adorable, easygoing yet unhinged feng shui master × a cold-on-the-outside, goofy-on-the-inside, doom-struck unhinged heir to a wealthy family. Two unhinged souls, perfectly matched by fate! A ridiculous, irreverent face-slapping story about growing stronger. Get ready for a wild ride~ No one knows she’s a hidden m 3Reads—Score—Shelves

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   I can't stand it because I'm a complete god [cover face] [cover face] [cover face] [cover face] [cover face] [cover face] [cover face] [cover face] There are also a bunch of Chongqing dialect writers

2. 752 创 A Startup Show? You Got the Production Crew Arrested? 创业节目啊，你把节目组干进去？ Masked Superhero萌面超人Urban804k WordsOngoing [Hilarious + Sneaky Schemer + Livestreaming + Entrepreneurship + No Heroine, Pure Fun, Serious Readers Beware…] From the start, after transmigrating, Su Mo discovers that he's competing on a show called Start a Business from Scratch. The other contestants are running snack stalls, applying phone screen protectors, offering home massage services… Su Mo activates the “Business Guidance” System and applies for a “bounty hunter” business license! The once-uplifting show takes a bizarre turn. “Wait, 21.1kReads7.0Score2.1kShelves

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   Personally I think it's funny

3. 753 一 One Entry Per Year: Even a Simulator Can Do It 一年抽取一词条，模拟的也可以？ Six Great Sixes六大六子Eastern Fantasy1.5M WordsOngoing [Trait extraction + simulator + inherit everything + immortal martial arts] (Animated adaptation now available) Chen Yi transmigrates to a martial arts world and obtains a System that draws one trait every year. Unfortunately, all he draws are useless white traits. The probability of obtaining high-quality traits is extremely low, and the highest-grade mythical trait has a chance of only 0.001%! To improve the odds, he must raise his martial arts realm, but he has no innate aptitude and cannot c 437.1kReads8.8Score41.1kShelves
4. 754 纨 The Spoiled Young Heir Is Hard to Handle 纨绔世子不好当 Fei Shuo Mo Shu菲硕莫薯Historical2.8M WordsCompleted [Comedy + farming + no System] The good news: He wakes up in the body of a young lord in a prince's manor. The bad news: His young-lord experience has only three days left. Even better news: The old emperor favors him. Even worse news: The old emperor is about to abdicate. Qi Ye secretly vows, “I'll decide my own fate. Anyone who gets tricked again is a dog!” New Emperor: “Get down on your knees. I'm begging you for a favor: get me some pocket money.” Qi Ye: “Your Majesty, don't push me too far! 17.6kReads8.7Score2.2kShelves
5. 755 沙 A Ridiculous Cheat That Makes Me Shine People's Shoes 沙雕外挂，让我给人擦鞋 Looking East, Facing West望东向西Urban84k WordsOngoing [The Number One Shoe-Shiner in the Shit World] [Recommended for listening (˶ｰ`֊´ｰ)] [The author has gone mad. This book is ridiculously silly, and I'm not responsible if you laugh yourself to death.] I'm Chen Good-for-Nothing, a failed web-novel author. After writing power fantasies for three years, I realized one thing: all a protagonist needs is a cheat. So I gave myself one. Boom! My golden finger arrived: my index finger turned shit-yellow. Whatever it touched changed, and the smell could kn 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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   I, Chen Huai Chai, the author of Feng Jie, and the protagonist of this book. My masterpieces on the streets: "I Pick Up Trash in Another World", "Rebirth as the Director of the Toilet", and "Traveling to Become a Septic Tank". This is the story of me, a loser, who counterattacked through golden fingers.

6. 756 开 Xuande Gate Showdown from the Start? I Brought Out a Gatling Gun 开局玄武门对掏？我拿出了加特林 Shi Chen, Who Loves Pork with Preserved Mustard Greens爱吃梅干菜炒肉的石尘Historical1.2M WordsCompleted [Lighthearted comedy + scheming + sneaky tricks + conquest + shamelessness + pure power fantasy] … Wang Bin transmigrates to the Great Xia Dynasty, where he is framed for drugging and defiling a princess. At the critical moment, he awakens the Make People So Mad They Could Die System. As long as he makes someone furious... he can obtain high-tech weapons, from ordinary AKs to Iron Man armor, and everything in between... … So Wang Bin becomes a modern internet troll, irritating everyone with meme 29Reads7.5Score—Shelves

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   300,000 New books are being read. It's hilarious, funny, and mindless. Is there any brave man who dares to taste salty and read the latest chapter without laughing until his stomach hurts? Welcome to comment

7. 757 你 You're Poor. What Does That Have to Do with Me? 你穷，关我屁事 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊Marriage & Romance8k WordsCompleted You’re broke. What’s that got to do with me? 48Reads—Score—Shelves

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   Share something funny🙌

8. 758 闺 My Best Friend Mocked Me for Marrying a Poor Guy. Fifteen Years Later, I Took Her to Dinner Wearing Gold Bangles on Every Finger 闺蜜嫌我嫁穷小子，十五年后我戴满金镯请她吃饭 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊8k WordsCompleted My best friend mocked me for marrying a poor guy. Fifteen years later, I wore gold bangles from wrist to elbow and took her out to dinner 33Reads—Score—Shelves
9. 759 幽 A Ghostly Life, Smiling as I Forget 幽冥笑忘生 Lantian Lan岚天蓝Urban327k WordsCompleted [Comedic underworld + cultivating ghosts and immortals + rule-based horror + wild mythological ideas + xuanhuan + reborn + adventures across the Three Realms + comeback + mystery-solving + satisfying payoff + System] Also known as: Wrong Soul Hook from the Start! Hilariously Outsmarting the Three Realms Others cultivate immortality by chasing power. He cultivates ghosts by chasing laughs! A hilarious new blend of suspense, urban fantasy, immortal cultivation, adventure, and ghost cultivation! Co 26Reads8.6Score—Shelves

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   A collection of hilarious, suspenseful, fantasy, myths and legends

10. 760 我 The Useless Husband I’ve Raised for Eight Years 我养了八年的废物老公 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊12k WordsCompleted My Useless Husband, Whom I’ve Raised for Eight Years 33Reads—Score—Shelves
11. 761 订 On the Night of My Engagement, I Had a Date with a Stranger 订婚当晚，我约了陌生男人 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊7k WordsCompleted On the Night of My Engagement, I Had a Date with a Stranger 33Reads—Score—Shelves
12. 762 幽 A Sequel to Ghostly Laughter, Life Forgotten: Chaos Unleashed, Pangu Opens the Heavens 幽冥笑忘生外传：混沌初开，盘古开天 Lantian Lan岚天蓝Male-Channel Fanfiction20k WordsCompleted Beyond A Laughing Life in the Netherworld: Chaos Gives Way, Pangu Creates Heaven and Earth 1Reads—Score—Shelves
13. 763 他 The Bunny in His Phone Calls Me Big Sister 他手机里的兔子叫我姐姐 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊8k WordsCompleted The rabbit on his phone calls me Big Sister. 775Reads—Score—Shelves
14. 764 幽 A Sequel to Ghostly Laughter, Life Forgotten: Nuwa Creates Humanity and the Gods Sing the Song of Creation 幽冥笑忘生外传：女娲造人与诸神的创世长歌 Lantian Lan岚天蓝12k WordsCompleted Beyond A Laughing Life in the Netherworld: Nüwa Creates Humanity in an Epic Song of Creation 1Reads—Score—Shelves
15. 765 为 I Spoiled Her for Three Months to Get a Divorce 为了离婚，我宠了她三个月 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊12k WordsCompleted I Doted on Her for Three Months to Get a Divorce 53Reads—Score—Shelves
16. 766 鹿 The Duke of Mount Deer: Wei Xiaobao's Modern-Day Joyride 鹿鼎后纪：韦爵爷的现代狂飙 Lantian Lan岚天蓝Male-Channel Fanfiction19k WordsCompleted The Duke of Mount Deer: Wei Xiaobao’s Modern-Day Wild Ride 2Reads—Score—Shelves
17. 767 夜 Drilling Through the Azure Dragon Stone at Night Draws the Internet's Attention to Funeral Customs 夜钻青龙石，引全网白事关注 Big Brother Shuiyue水月大哥Mystery92k WordsOngoing [Based on real events] Unable to find a wife, Chen Tiezhu decides to become an influencer. He sets out on a livestreaming journey with two childhood friends from his village. To create what they hope will be a viral hit, they decide to sneak into Qinglong Stone at night… When they wake up, they’ve gained five thousand followers. Tiezhu is over the moon, but what he never expected is that every single person on his follower list works in the funeral business. Wang’s Wreath Shop, Wanzhou Coffin Sh —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    This treasured new book is adapted from real events. Regardless of the small number of words, it can make people laugh and pee. Collect it quickly or it will be gone.

18. 768 他 The Day He Died, She Put on Her School Uniform 他死的那天，她穿上了校服 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊8k WordsCompleted The Day He Died, She Put on Her School Uniform 25Reads—Score—Shelves
19. 769 幽 A Sequel to Ghostly Laughter, Life Forgotten: The Thousand-Faced God 幽冥笑忘生外传：千幻神面 Lantian Lan岚天蓝Male-Channel Fanfiction27k WordsCompleted An Outer Tale of You Ming Xiao Wang Sheng: The Thousand-Faced Divine Mask 1Reads—Score—Shelves
20. 770 那 That Day, She Said: Get Down on Your Knees and Beg Me 那天，她说：跪下来求我 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊7k WordsCompleted That day, she said, “Get on your knees and beg me.” 33Reads—Score—Shelves
21. 771 修 Cultivation System: I Became Invincible by Exploiting Every Opportunity 修仙系统：我靠薅羊毛无敌了 Lantian Lan岚天蓝14k WordsCompleted Cultivation System: I Became Invincible by Milking Every Last Perk 2Reads—Score—Shelves
22. 772 唤 Call Me Sister-in-Law for a Lifetime 唤我一世嫂嫂 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊Marriage & Romance12k WordsCompleted Call Me Sister-in-Law for a Lifetime 3Reads—Score—Shelves
23. 773 我 I Drive for Didi in the Mortal Realm, and All My Passengers Are Immortals 我在凡间开滴滴，乘客都是神仙 Lantian Lan岚天蓝13k WordsCompleted I Drive for Didi in the Mortal World, and All My Passengers Are Immortals 1Reads—Score—Shelves
24. 774 沙 The Goofy Female Side Character Can't Hang On Anymore. I'm Done, I'll Run You All Over 沙雕女配苟不住，麻了，创飞你们 Pause and Forget且停且忘Modern Romance305k WordsCompleted [Absurd comedy + showbiz + mind-reading + everyone’s favorite + wealthy families + wild imagination + unhinged slacking] Gu You’an was devastated to discover that she was the villainess in a novel. She’d wanted to change everyone’s stereotypical view of villainesses, but the unhinged, lazy, clueless villainess was basically modeled on her. Just great.jpg Her motto was: If there are tigers on the mountain, don’t go there! Couldn’t she just stay away? Her scheme was as fierce as a tiger, but the r 13.4kReads9.1Score1.3kShelves

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    Super funny!!!

25. 775 捡 I Found a Meteorite and Made It My Spaceship: A Junkyard King Saves the Earth 捡个陨石当飞船：破烂王拯救地球记 Lantian Lan岚天蓝22k WordsCompleted I Found a Meteorite and Made It My Spaceship: The Scrap King’s Mission to Save Earth —Reads—Score—Shelves
26. 776 学 The Bottom-of-the-Class Student Becomes the World's Richest 学渣逆袭世界首富 Lantian Lan岚天蓝40k WordsCompleted From Academic Struggler to the World’s Richest Man —Reads—Score—Shelves
27. 777 重 Reborn to Become a Widow, but the Prince Can Read Minds 重生只想丧偶，王爷竟然会读心 Clumsy Goop菜鸡糊糊Ancient Romance445k WordsCompleted The whole book is complete, everyone! Enjoy it without worry. Mwah mwah mwah (´ε` )♡ [Both reborn + mind-reading + absurd comedy + the husband’s long road to winning back his wife + male lead angst] (Cold-faced border prince vs. beloved legitimate daughter) Wei Yue: He thought he was the cinnabar mole in his wife’s heart in their previous life. He never expected someone else to be in her heart! Jiang Jianwei: [Heaven gave me another chance, so of course I’m going to let loose! To hell with his c 275Reads—Score106Shelves

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    Unexpectedly, Ah Shui burst out laughing at this moment. This time, he was even more bold and unrestrained. He straddled Ying Hanyuan's lap, hooked his neck and bit him again like an addict. Jiang Jianwei's eyes darkened again...

28. 778 赤 Red Hare Rides Across the Starry Han: Lu Bu Cultivates Immortality and Forges a New Han 赤兔踏星汉：吕布修仙铸玄汉 Lantian Lan岚天蓝21k WordsCompleted Red Hare Treads the Starry Han: Lü Bu Cultivates Immortality and Forges a New Han 1Reads—Score—Shelves
29. 779 楚 Chu's Spirit Guards the Stars: The Death of the Conqueror 楚魂镇星：霸王之死 Lantian Lan岚天蓝14k WordsCompleted The Soul of Chu Quells the Stars: The Death of the Conqueror —Reads—Score—Shelves
30. 780 霸 The Tyrant's Chronicle: Xiang Yu's Interstellar Empire 霸王本纪：项羽的星际霸业 Lantian Lan岚天蓝Male-Channel Fanfiction37k WordsCompleted The Chronicles of the Conqueror: Xiang Yu’s Interstellar Hegemony —Reads—Score—Shelves
31. 781 锦 With a Lucky Carp’s Blessing, the Goddess Became My Wife 锦鲤附体，女神成了我老婆 Lantian Lan岚天蓝11k WordsCompleted With a Lucky Koi on My Side, the Goddess Became My Wife —Reads—Score—Shelves
32. 782 团 The Beloved Office Lady and Her Top-Tier Star Suitors 团宠女职员的顶流追妻团 Lantian Lan岚天蓝9k WordsCompleted The Top-Tier Star Pursuer Squad of the Office’s Beloved Girl —Reads—Score—Shelves
33. 783 霸 The CEO Swept Through My Livestream and Insists on Marrying Me 霸总刷穿直播间，非要娶我 Lantian Lan岚天蓝Marriage & Romance10k WordsCompleted The CEO Swiped Through the Livestream and Insisted on Marrying Me —Reads—Score—Shelves
34. 784 穿 I Transmigrated as Meng Huo, and the Southern Tribes' Bloodline Shines Across the Stars 穿越成孟获，南中蛮血照星河 Lantian Lan岚天蓝Male-Channel Fanfiction14k WordsCompleted Transmigrated as Meng Huo: The Southern Barbarians’ Bloodline Shines Across the Galaxy —Reads—Score—Shelves
35. 785 我 My Livestream Connects to Another Realm, and Donations Send Me Divine Artifacts 我的直播连异界，打赏直接送神器 Lantian Lan岚天蓝9k WordsCompleted My Livestream Connects to Another World, and Tips Send Divine Artifacts Straight to Me —Reads—Score—Shelves
36. 786 断 Headless, Yet Unbowed: Xing Tian's Resistance Against the Japanese 断头志不灭，刑天抗倭记 Lantian Lan岚天蓝12k WordsCompleted The Will of the Beheaded Lives On: Xingtian’s Resistance Against the Japanese —Reads—Score—Shelves
37. 787 我 I Handle Publicity in the Underworld 我在地府搞宣传 Lantian Lan岚天蓝15k WordsCompleted I Do Publicity Work in the Underworld —Reads—Score—Shelves
38. 788 公 A Park Encounter: The Overbearing CEO Insists on Marrying Me 公园奇遇：霸道总裁非我不娶 Lantian Lan岚天蓝9k WordsCompleted A Chance Encounter in the Park: The Overbearing CEO Won’t Marry Anyone but Me —Reads—Score—Shelves
39. 789 系 The System Grants Me Immortality, and I Keep a Low Profile Until I'm Invincible 系统赐我长生，我苟到无敌 Yan Wu Xiao Bujinzheng2言午小不金正2Eastern Fantasy404k WordsCompleted [Not a power fantasy] [Infinite Flow] [Wacky comedy] [Master of playing it safe] [System] This is a long cultivation novel about immortality. The protagonist, Xu Changsheng, transmigrates to the cultivation world and gets the standard golden finger: an immortality System that grants him an endless lifespan and an Immortal Realm where he can adjust the flow of time. Inside the realm grows a Life Tree that bears fruit once every thousand years. Each fruit adds a hundred years to his life, but tast 261Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Hilarious, convulsive kind!!!

40. 790 末 The Apocalypse Ambassador Travels the World 末世大使，全球旅行 Come See the Ending进来看结局Sci-Fi & Apocalypse309k WordsOngoing (Entirely handmade by the author, who is 100% human) [Global travel + post-apocalyptic jianghu + no romance + comedy] [Seven-year-old kitty ❌ mecha war dog ❌ powerful System] Right after graduating high school, she suddenly transmigrates! As long as she checks in at all seven continents around the globe, she can safely return home a year later! Jiujiu: That's it? This must make me the luckiest transmigrator ever! System: [Welcome to a globally irradiated, apocalyptic world! ⌓‿⌓] Jiujiu: ...Wait, 234Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Laughter makes you powerful! The Iron Triangle travels around the world, the heroine has a Jianghu background, and is full of chivalry! Doomsday [World Travel] article! Who knows the value of world maps? I even laughed so much that I developed 8-pack abs while lying on the bed

41. 791 坟 I Set a Stool by the Grave and Overheard the Wrong Gossip, Then Slapped Him Across the Face 坟前摆凳吃错瓜，反手给他一嘴巴 Luo Xiaoyao骆小妖Modern Romance1.5M WordsOngoing [No Romance + Metaphysics + Supernatural + Satisfying Revenge + Lighthearted + Playing the Fool to Catch the Enemy Off Guard] Jiang Nanshu, the only child at Changqing Temple, went down the mountain to earn a living after the college entrance exams. Penniless, she discovered that a funeral home was hiring night watchmen for 800 yuan a night. The only requirement was an exceptionally strong birth chart. Jiang Nanshu eagerly raised her hand. “Me, me, me!” Even if a corpse rose in the middle of 18.1kReads9.3Score2kShelves
42. 792 大 Fang Yiai of the Tang Dynasty: This Man Is No Simpleton 大唐房遗爱，这个家伙不简单 Old Friend from the Northern Mountain北山故人Historical218k WordsCompleted Reborn in the body of Fang Yiai during the Zhenguan era, he seems foolish on the surface but is actually playing the pig to eat the tiger. Sharp-tongued, witty, and full of clever schemes, he rewrites his tragic fate without relying on a golden finger. At home, he resolves his conflicts with Gao Yang and befriends a host of lovely confidantes. Beyond his household, he navigates the imperial court and ranges far and wide. He turns his fortunes around at every step, eventually rising to the pinnac 2Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Fang Yiai said he was a fool, do you believe it?

43. 793 侯 The Marquis’s Ears Turned Red 侯爷的耳朵红了 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊14k WordsCompleted The Marquis’s Ears Turned Red 94Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Every time they had a quarrel after marriage, the cold-faced Marquis Xiao Yan would throw up his sleeves and leave. Shen Yuan thought he didn't care, until one day she saw him squatting at the door of the kitchen with red ears, whispering to her fried midnight snack: "No matter how bad it tastes, I will admit it." It turns out that the person who bows his head first never admits defeat - he is afraid that she really doesn't want him.

44. 794 前 My Ex-Husband Begged Me on His Knees Not to Leave 前夫跪着求我别走 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊17k WordsCompleted My Ex-Husband Knelt and Begged Me Not to Leave 141Reads—Score—Shelves
45. 795 老 The Honest Man’s Wrath 老实人地怒火 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊11k WordsCompleted The Honest Man's Fury 27Reads—Score—Shelves
46. 796 驸 The Prince Consort Is at His Breaking Point 驸马他撑不住了 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊Historical13k WordsCompleted The Prince Consort Can't Hold On Anymore 324Reads—Score—Shelves
47. 797 铁 The Iron-Blooded General Gets All Sweet Online 铁血将军在线撒娇 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊Marriage & Romance16k WordsCompleted The Iron-Blooded General Gets Cutesy Online 1Reads—Score—Shelves
48. 798 前 My Ex-Boyfriend Doesn’t Dare Touch Me 前男友他不敢碰我 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊15k WordsCompleted My Ex-Boyfriend Doesn't Dare Touch Me 108Reads—Score—Shelves
49. 799 我 I Was the Perfect Wife and Never Refused My Husband, Until I Found That Bracelet 我是完美妻子，从不拒绝丈夫，直到发现那条手链 Ten Thousand Gu万蛊9k WordsCompleted I Was the Perfect Wife and Never Refused My Husband, Until I Found That Bracelet 109Reads—Score—Shelves
50. 800 只 If I Have No Shame, Ascension Is Just Around the Corner 只要我不要脸，飞升指日可待 Fortune Cat發财猫猫Eastern Fantasy229k WordsOngoing System + absurd comedy + invincible, mortifyingly embarrassing antics After transmigrating to the cultivation world, everyone else meditates, comprehends the Dao, and bitterly cultivates for ten thousand years. I, Hao Xian, get bound to a ridiculously unscrupulous System that trades public humiliation for merit! The System shop lists only the names of its wares, never what they do. Before buying: What a bargain! After buying: I want to die. Spirit-Gathering Pill? Makes you fart all day. Ligh 4Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Don't read it while eating, it will make you laugh easily. The protagonist, Ten Years Gou, once bound to the social death trap system, embarked on the road of social death while losing face and getting stronger at the same time. From then on, the scene of eating the father's ghost has not stopped.

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