Looking for Something Goofy, Most Importantly with No Flirting or Love Interests 求沙雕重点是无暧昧无对象的

1. 101 快 Quick Transmigration: The Lovesick Tycoon Is So Clingy 快穿：病娇大佬他好黏人 Sui Sui Er岁岁儿Modern Romance3.3M WordsCompleted [Comic adaptation complete] At the moment of her death, Nan Qing’s greatest wish is to have a healthy body. After she dies, she gets bound to something that calls itself the System. It can give her a healthy body, and in return, she has to complete the tasks it assigns. Save the male supporting characters? Er’er: “Save the male supporting characters in stories about saving the world, and change their tragic endings of loving someone they can’t have, growing old alone, and spending their whole li 46.9kReads9.5Score4kShelves
2. 102 快 Quick Transmigration: The Host Is Back to Slaying with a Blade on Her Shoulder 快穿：宿主她又肩抗大刀杀来了 A Basket of Snow Pears一兜雪梨Modern Romance4.0M WordsCompleted [No Romance + Feel-Good Power Fantasy + Absurd Comedy] Jin Lian has always lived by one motto: I'm a blockhead, so what have I got to fear? 1. A Joyful Life in the Kidnapper's Village: When I run into human traffickers, I try to escape. Since you had to drag me back when I was minding my own business, don't blame me for being ruthless. 2. The Princess Who's Hopelessly in Love: A beautiful, noble princess arrives to marry me, but her ungrateful consort wants another concubine? I'll have you cryin 1kReads8.9Score249Shelves
3. 103 给 I Livestreamed Modern Life to the Ancients, and They Were Stunned 给古人直播现代生活，大家震惊了 The Pig by the River河边的猪Modern Romance593k WordsCompleted What? This is a world thousands of years in the future? People from every dynasty watching the livestream were stunned. These skyscrapers, endless supplies of grain and meat, everyone able to get an education, and people can even fly into the sky. They’ve even reached the moon! So this isn’t the immortal realm, but the future! No romance. 3.5kReads7.7Score160Shelves
4. 104 回 After Returning Home to Farm, I Bound Myself to the Rich Beauty System 回家种田后，我绑定了白富美系统 Soft, Sweet, and Adorable软萌淑甜Modern Romance579k WordsCompleted [The heroine only wants to farm, no romance, a cozy everyday story] Lin Anshu is an ordinary, lowly office drone. Her company is rife with cutthroat competition, and her boss loves docking pay and dangling empty promises. She spent a whole year working in fear and trembling, only to find she owed the company 1,800 yuan when she checked her year-end bonus. She’d be better off going home to farm. Whoever wants this lousy job can have it. In a fit of anger, Lin Anshu fired her boss on the spot, pac 4.2kReads9.1Score399Shelves
5. 105 我 I Want to Be a Top Student and Serve My Country 我，要做学霸，报效祖国 July Summer柒月夏Modern Romance408k WordsCompleted [No CP] [Reborn + academic prodigy + campus life + wish fulfillment + System + patriotism] Original title: I Want to Be a Top Student and Serve My Country Su Luo had lived an unremarkable life, with no family affection, friendships, or romance. Before she turned thirty, she died of coronary heart disease caused by obesity. As she lay dying, she was filled with regret and wished she could have another chance at life. Su Luo, who had never had any luck, was lucky enough to be reborn! After Su Luo 740Reads9.0Score—Shelves
6. 106 我 I’m Doing My Part to Build a Harmonious Society by Spreading the Gossip 我靠吃瓜为和谐社会贡献亿点力量 Fish Rice Flower鱼米花Modern Romance401k WordsCompleted [Positive vibes + no romance + transmigrate into a book + mind-reading + entertainment industry + dating reality shows/variety shows][Lighthearted, warm, healing, and redemptive] Good news: Tang Xin won ten million in the lottery! Bad news: She laughed too hard... and died. Tang Xin: A girl who laughs really does have good luck. So good, it killed me! When she opens her eyes again, she's transmigrated into a book as an obscure entertainer in the entertainment industry, a cannon-fodder character 313Reads8.9Score—Shelves
7. 107 全 All-Round Top Student System 全能学霸系统 The Dark Circles Aren't Dark黑眼圈不黑Modern Romance745k WordsCompleted [No romance + feel-good power fantasy + top student + all-rounder + System helps me lead poor students into Tsinghua and Peking University] When Jiao Jiao opened her eyes again, she was back in eighth grade, when her parents were still alive. Bound to the Top Student System, Jiao Jiao vowed to change the mediocre person she had been in her previous life and become a top student known to everyone. “What? You say coming first in my grade is enough? No way! I’m going to be the top scorer on the hig 2.7kReads9.3Score287Shelves
8. 108 七 The 1970s: I Just Want to Slack Off, Not Study 七零：我只想摆烂不想学习 A Little Eight Hundred一只八百Modern Romance300k WordsCompleted [No CP + Academic Prodigy + Growth-Oriented Heroine (Imperfect Character) + Science for the Nation] In her previous life, Xu Zhen worked herself to death with endless overtime. After transmigrating to the 1970s, all she wanted was to split off from the family as soon as possible and happily coast through life like a salted fish. She never expected a study System to come knocking. Eight hours of studying a day was the minimum, and now she had to work overtime too? Xu Zhen: I refuse! But refusing 7.2kReads9.1Score593Shelves
9. 109 拍 I Photographed Every Has-Been Online Celebrity, and Now I’m Finally Famous 拍遍全网糊咖，醉姐终于火了 The Old Book Gets Another Chance旧书重来一次Modern Romance765k WordsCompleted [No romance for the heroine, career-focused + entertainment System + fan site manager / agent / boss] Chen Zui has been in a parallel world for a year. The music variety show she was supposed to join gets canceled at the last minute. Fine, fine, guess I’m just unlucky. She’s replaced on a dance show because she stepped out with her right foot first. She gets angry, then gets angry for a moment. She gets edited out of an entertainment variety show for offending a popular star. You dare mess with 19.3kReads9.4Score2.7kShelves
10. 110 癫 Madness! Pure Madness! A Pun-Based Plot Rewrite That’ll Drive You Crazy 癫！都癫！谐音梗改剧情改到你癫 Pockets Full of Money钱兜装满Modern Romance271k WordsCompleted [Wacky wealthy-family antics + variety-show gossip + mind-reading + showbiz + no romance] The 81st book Le Taotao had transmigrated into was supposed to be a peaceful, uneventful sweet romance with a very easy mission, practically a retirement plan. But of course, something went wrong! The bad news: The male lead from a previous book she had transmigrated into came looking for revenge, throwing the simple plot into chaos! Her whole family was wiped out by the vicious heroine: her parents die 687Reads8.7Score107Shelves
11. 111 花 Cashback for Spending: I Become a Top-Tier Heiress 花钱返利，我成为顶级白富美 Ci Mu Qi辞慕七Modern Romance318k WordsCompleted [No romance + tycoon protagonist + feel-good story + intelligent heroine] (A little slice-of-life, with a fairly laid-back tone. There may not be many especially thrilling scenes.) Cheng Yuan transmigrates and gets bound to a cashback System. [Ding! Host, spend money on attractive people to earn cashback! Men and women alike!] Spend money and get cashback? What a deal! Wait, raising their affection for you also earns special rewards? [Ding! Congratulations, Host, you’ve obtained Silky, Casc 131Reads8.2Score—Shelves
12. 112 我 I Can Rewrite the Plot, and the Hero and Heroine Are Stunned 我能改剧情，男女主麻了 Fish Spitting OO鱼吐OOModern Romance408k WordsCompleted [System + wild imagination + silly fun + hilarious + female lead, no CP] Jiang Nuan transmigrates and gains a golden finger that lets her access and alter the plot whenever she’s near the male and female leads. [Xu Yan sneered and walked toward Rong Jia.] Looking at Rong Jia, a hopeless romantic, Jiang Nuan smirked and changed “walked” to “crawled.” Xu Yan sneered and was just about to step forward when his body went out of his control and he sprawled on the ground. Under everyone’s stunned gaze 1.3kReads8.9Score158Shelves
13. 113 吃 Juicy Gossip! The Real Heiress Is Bound to a Son-in-Law System 吃大瓜！真千金绑定赘婿系统 Little Qilin of Jiangdong江东小麒麟Modern Romance522k WordsCompleted Variety shows + livestreaming + lighthearted group adoration + comedy and memes + no romance. It’s all chaos and craziness. Mostly gossip, all kinds of outrageous scandals! The real and fake heiresses join hands. Both the live-in son-in-law System and the gossip System come knocking, and Jiang Tingnuan declares that adults don’t have to choose. Of course she wants both! After being lost for years, the real heiress of the Jiang family has finally been found. Now she and the fake heiress are headi 398Reads7.8Score105Shelves
14. 114 神 The Tycoon System Forces Me to Spend Money Every Day to Stay Alive 神豪系统逼我每天花钱续命 A Little Cat Bug一条猫猫虫儿Modern Romance235k WordsCompleted [Ensemble cast + System + brainless wish fulfillment + no romance] Wu Youyou saves a cat, then dies. When she opens her eyes again, she's rewarded by the cat. [Congratulations, Host! You've received the God-Tier Wealth System. Every time you spend a million, you'll gain one day of life~] What? So she has to spend at least a million every day just to stay alive! For someone who's been dirt poor her whole life, this couldn't be more blissful! From then on, she's either on her way to splashing cash 343Reads7.0Score100Shelves
15. 115 一 A Lifetime Is Long, but This Goofball Does Whatever They Want 一生一世很长，沙雕做事太狂 Wei Zhi为枝Modern Romance233k WordsCompleted No CP, by the way~ Jiang Zao inexplicably transmigrates into a book! She becomes the vicious fake heiress in an entertainment-industry novel. The plot has already reached the point where the fake heiress is infamous, blacklisted from showbiz, disowned by her family, and framed by the male lead. Jiang Zao is speechless. The world kissed me with pain, so I died from it... Jiang Zao joins a dating show and becomes famous by acting completely unhinged. Top-tier star male lead: “Jiang Zao, stop pest 1kReads8.5Score145Shelves
16. 116 显 The Attention Seeker Is Actually a True Social Phobe 显眼包是真社恐 Xu Yiran徐意苒Modern Romance539k WordsOngoing [Everyone’s darling] [Ridiculous antics] [Unhinged comedy] [Feel-good story] [No romance] Bai Yu was a major “social phobe.” Starting out as an orphan, she struggled hard and finally won the life she wanted: to stay with money forever. Then she transmigrated into a book. Transmigrating was bad enough, but becoming the story’s cannon-fodder fake heiress was really adding insult to injury. She resolutely decided to stay. It definitely wasn’t because her biological father seemed to be the richest m 82Reads9.1Score—Shelves
17. 117 绑 After Binding to a System, I Take My Country to the Skies 绑定系统后，带着国家飞飞飞 Folded Autumn Hues折秋意Ancient Romance671k WordsCompleted [No CP + Interdimensional Supermarket + Cooperation with the State + Strong Female Lead + Adorable System] “Ding! Your interdimensional supermarket System is now online! Hello, dear Host. I’m Interdimensional Trading System No. 007!” “It’s a pleasure to meet you, Host. The interdimensional supermarket System is at your service! Host?” “Hello? Host?” Before she turned twenty-four, Wen Qiu never imagined her life would change beyond recognition after New Year’s. She thought she’d be a wage slave f 461Reads7.2Score103Shelves
18. 118 钱 Too Much Money? Help the Nation Fight Poverty! 钱太多？助力国家扶贫！ Spicy Fan of Spicy Strips麻辣爱辣条Modern Romance309k WordsCompleted Destroy it all. They’re scrutinizing everything! The themes are poverty alleviation and politics. [No romance]+ [Poverty alleviation]+ [Tycoon]+ [Feel-good story]+ [System] On the day Cheng Ran, who had lived alone for 28 years, paid off the mortgage on her spacious apartment, she was struck by lightning. Living a second life, she had a cashback System. What was she supposed to do with money she couldn’t spend? She invested in variety shows, joined the China Association for Promoting Democracy, 1.9kReads8.8Score162Shelves
19. 119 被 After They Read My Mind, I Got a Government Job 被读心后，我吃上了国家饭 Evening Peace晚间安宁Modern Romance398k WordsOngoing [Mind reading + gossip + System + school life + no romance + lighthearted comedy] Zhu An was a student at an elite academy when the System suddenly appeared and asked her to save all kinds of chosen ones blessed by fate. No way. Zhu An is socially anxious and just wants to lie flat. Politely declining... Wait, what did you say? She gets paid and can draw skills? Can she take back what she just said? But what is this Gossip Compendium? At first, Zhu An scoffed at it. Later, she couldn't tear hers 34Reads6.1Score—Shelves
20. 120 第 The Fourth Catastrophe, but in the Detective Conan World 第四天灾，但柯学世界 Beneath the Moonlight在月色下Anime Fanfiction1.0M WordsOngoing [Detective Conan fanfic + no female lead + black and red elements mixed at will + characters may be saved from death + original cases may be added at random + the male lead may seem crazy to some characters; original characters included, please leave if that's not your thing] Luo Mingmu, a veteran game streamer, received a game that claimed to have no restrictions whatsoever, including but not limited to management, card pulls, fighting, and shooting, with an incredibly high degree of freedom. N 199Reads9.1Score—Shelves

    Reader note

    The main character in this book is hilarious and will influence Conan's thinking.

21. 121 甜 So Sweet! The Hilarious Heroine Leaves the Bad-Boy School King Speechless 甜！痞帅校霸被沙雕女主整不会了 Watermelon in Summer夏天的西瓜Modern Romance140k WordsCompleted A new story is here! Come read my work on Tomato Novel. I hope you enjoy it. Your support motivates me to write, and I'll do my best to tell every story well! 10Reads—Score—Shelves
22. 122 穿 After She Transmigrated, the Goofy Heroine Got Her Own Tricks Turned Against Her 穿越后，沙雕女主惨遭反套路 Jiangjiang Is Quite Handsome江江有点帅Ancient Romance361k WordsCompleted [Absurd Comedy + Humor + Sweet Romance + Devoted Couple + The Heroine Has No Golden Finger + The Hero Wins Himself Over] The moment Luo Huan opens her eyes, she finds herself in bed with the emperor on their wedding night! With all the romance novels she’s read, she figures this must be the legendary transmigration-and-substitute-bride trope: get married first, fall in love later. She knows the drill! And then… before the emperor, whom she thought was the male lead, can even make it to the brida 359Reads9.1Score102Shelves
23. 123 修 Too Many Goofballs in the Spirit Realm, So the Female Side Character Takes the Lead in Causing Chaos 修灵界太多沙雕，女配带头风骚 Slightly Spicy Braised Eggplant红烧茄子薇辣Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Goofy Heroine × Cool Top Disciple, Comedy + Memes + Unhinged Antics + No Moral Boundaries] Just after her love letter reaches the male lead, Yu Li, Ruan Xin suddenly awakens to the fact that she’s become the wicked female antagonist in a novel where everyone dotes on the heroine. Looking at the male lead, who’s as cool and distant as an exiled immortal, Ruan Xin declares: “The first rule of staying alive is to draw your sword. So I’ll take out my crush first.” To avoid the fate of being disembo 8.2kReads9.0Score1.1kShelves

    Reader note

    These books are absolutely hilarious, hahaha 😆😆😆

24. 124 惊 Breaking News! The Goddess Became the World's Favorite Thanks to Her Goofy Antics 惊爆！神明她靠沙雕成了全球团宠 Gurgling Fish咕噜鱼Modern Romance581k WordsCompleted [Everyone is ridiculous + adored by the whole family + no logic, just laughs] Tantan transmigrated into a book, becoming a disposable character in an old-school Mary Sue novel. She thought her mission was to fight the heroine and save the villain who’d turned evil, but who could have guessed… this world was completely out of whack! The domineering CEO hero and her three nutcase older brothers all begged her to acknowledge her family and let them spoil her. The white-lotus heroine turned out to 179Reads8.7Score104Shelves
25. 125 小 My Junior Sister Has a Real Talent for Stirring Up Trouble! 小师妹她整活儿天赋超强！ Lewd Kappa好色河童Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Complete, no CP, strong heroine, versatile, overpowered] After being reborn through transmigration into a book, Chen Ling kicked her former sect to the curb and turned around to become the disciple of her former master’s archenemy. After she changed sects Her former master looked back and thought: What! That seemingly ordinary little disciple with no talent can draw spirit talismans, create formations, refine pills, and tame spirit beasts? She keeps stumbling into all kinds of lucky encounters 6.4kReads9.0Score1.1kShelves
26. 126 小 The Junior Sister Leads the Entire Sect to Become Villains 小师妹她带着全宗门当反派 Yu TanKoi遇檀KoiAncient Romance585k WordsCompleted Yu Shuangshuang transmigrated into a cultivation novel full of admirers. Every named male supporting character in the book was one of the female lead’s fish. She, on the other hand, was a cannon-fodder supporting character. In the future, one of the female lead’s suitors would kill her just to curry favor with the heroine… Yu Shuangshuang: “…” She decided it would be best to lie low in a small sect and quietly grow stronger. But every single person in the sect was a genius, and every one of 3.3kReads9.1Score452Shelves
27. 127 满 A Household of Jokers, and My Junior Sister Is Absolutely Unhinged 满门逗比，师妹她疯批了 A Thousand Winds in a Clear Sky晴空千风Ancient Romance774k WordsCompleted Fang Xiaoli transmigrates into the role of a shoddy substitute heroine. The real heroine is coming after her with a forty-meter broadsword, and the original book keeps warning her in real time: a huge wave of party-wipe crises is closing in! Fang Xiaoli thinks, “Holy crap, I really can’t thank you enough! Senior Brother up ahead, wait! Please pick me up!” And so she’s taken to the “fiercest, most evil” sect, the Tianming Sect, full of villains. At last, she’s safe. But why does something feel of 149Reads8.3Score—Shelves
28. 128 门 The Whole Sect Is Full of Powerhouses, but the Little Junior Sister Steals the Show 门宗全员大佬，小师妹独领风骚 Seventh Lord Meow喵七爷Ancient Romance344k WordsCompleted [Everyone dotes on her + spoiled troublemaker + big shots + madcap inventions + kicks the male lead to the curb and shines on her own + mindless comedy + nonsense] Reborn as the legitimate eldest daughter of the Xia family, with laughably poor aptitude, Xia Yunyan has a deadbeat father, a cruel stepmother, and a scheming younger sister who targets her at every turn. After she wrecks the family fortune, she turns around and joins an immortal sect. But as soon as she arrives, her master vanishes w 3.8kReads9.1Score488Shelves
29. 129 在 One Heart for Cultivation Amid the Frantic Flirting of Seven Villains 在七个反派的狂撩下一心修仙 Mountain Demon山魅Ancient Romance511k WordsCompleted She transmigrated into a book as cannon fodder, and all the male leads want to win her over and get 100% of her favorability! Luo Qingyan was inexplicably hit on by all kinds of powerful men: a twisted senior brother from the immortal sect, a licentious young master of the demon clan, a gorgeous Peacock King, and the mysterious ruler of the Ghost Realm. They pulled out every trick in the book, leaving her utterly baffled. Luo Qingyan: ??? After thinking it over, she suddenly understood. “Good th 20.4kReads9.4Score3kShelves
30. 130 小 My Little Junior Sister Laughs Like a Madwoman, and the Whole Cultivation World Panics 小师妹疯癫一笑，整个修真界慌了 Making Money for a House赚钱买房Ancient Romance1.3M WordsCompleted Yan Qi opens her eyes and finds herself in a novel as a pathetic cannon-fodder character who worships the male lead, goes crazy for him, and repeatedly bangs her head against a wall for his sake. The heroine uses the male lead as an excuse to work the original cannon fodder like a donkey, wringing every last bit of value out of her. Even worse, she wipes out her entire sect, sparing not even the starving, skeletal watchdog at the gate. Whoever wants to be this sucker can have the job. To stop he 4.4kReads8.9Score550Shelves
31. 131 东 The Northeast Tiger Girl Joins a Dating Show: No Romance, Just Mayhem 东北虎妞上恋综，不谈恋爱只发疯 The Villain's Grandmaster反派大师尊Modern Romance235k WordsCompleted Who says dating shows only cast highly educated people? Who says they're all elite students who've studied abroad? Who says you need to pass CET-6 in English to join a dating show? Cheng Man graduated from an ordinary second-tier college. Her family is average, and her current job is getting ready to inherit the family pork shop. One day, while browsing online, she discovers a dating show is holding open auditions for ordinary contestants. Three months of free room and board? And two thousand yu 1.2kReads9.2Score143Shelves

    Reader note

    Currently, the female lead has no romantic interest. Unlike previous dating reality shows, she is not a stunning beauty, nor does she have a high level of education.

32. 132 圣 The Sage Arrives, and the East Turns Red 圣人临，东方红 Duke of Zhou Welcomes the Worthy, and All Under Heaven Come周公吐哺天下归Eastern Fantasy241k WordsOngoing The mighty and powerful are all illusions, and kings and nobles amount to nothing in the end. The well-being of all living beings is the foundation; all things return that kindness in abundance. With a noble and righteous spirit, the protagonist unexpectedly becomes the young lord of a high-level cultivation civilization. Surrounded by dragons and phoenixes, he could have reveled among the stars and wandered through mountains and rivers. But his heart remains with his home planet. After countles 6Reads—Score—Shelves

    Reader note

    The four large characters "Wanxiang Academy" on it shine brightly, as if they embody endless wisdom and power. Beside these four characters is an image of a blazing torch, symbolizing that the flame of knowledge will never be extinguished and will be passed down from generation to generation.

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