Any Funny, No-CP Transmigration Stories with a Female Lead? 有没有那种女主非常的搞笑而且是无cp,穿越文
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My Hilarious Junior Sister Is a Laid-Back Cultivator 沙雕师妹咸鱼修仙
[Xianxia + comedy + immortal cultivation + suona] Yun Qiqi spent her whole life as a happy slacker in the modern world. She never expected that after dying, she'd transmigrate to an immortal cultivation world where everyone was a workaholic. But she still refused to work! When choosing a master, Yun Qiqi thought it over for a long time. Sword cultivators worked too hard and had no money. Talisman cultivators drew talismans all day, and she couldn't even write properly, let alone draw talismans.
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Why Mess with Her? She Cares About Money, Not People 你惹她干嘛?她认钱不认人
After overworked office drone Ye Qingqing transmigrated into the role of a stand-in for someone’s one true love, all she wanted was to make money. When the domineering CEO told her to dance, she put on a white dress and started doing the hand dance. When he told her to sing, she shocked the bar with a song called “My Surname Is Shi.” When the woman he truly loved framed her, she handed over a job application, complete with an advanced nanny certificate. When a rich young lady tried to humiliate
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The First Emperor Overhears My Thoughts: He Unifies the World, Not Just the Six Kingdoms 始皇偷听我心声,不统六国统全球
[Main story has no romance, and is set in an alternate Great Qin. Not everything is historical: a mix of history and comedy] "The final bonus chapter is for readers' satisfaction and has a hint of romance. If that bothers you, feel free to skip it" Good news: Li Jiang transmigrates to the Qin dynasty and gets to see her idol in person. At last, she lays eyes on the legendary ancestor, nearly two meters tall, with thick brows and big eyes. She gets to watch the First Emperor unify the Six Kingdom
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The Mystic Girl Says You’ll Die at Three in the Morning. Pay Up to Change Your Fate 玄学少女说你三更死,打钱改命
[Metaphysics + fortune-telling + ghost-catching + satisfying read + lighthearted + sweet romance + CEO + wealthy family + no angst] After enduring a tribulation, Wu Yin is struck by lightning and sent back to the twenty-first century. With no money to her name, she can only set up a fortune-telling stall online. She tells fortunes, catches ghosts, and treats illnesses. If you can pay, she’ll take the job. “Master, if you’re really any good, tell me where my daughter, who was kidnapped years ago,
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I'm a Goofball, You're a Goofball, We Were Born to Be Geniuses 我沙雕你沙雕,我们生来是天骄
This novel is also known as The Tough-as-Nails Heroine Makes Her Name Through Being Ridiculous [The nation's darling + mysticism + entertainment industry + no romance] When the Ghost Realm heard that Lin Yao had become a celebrity, they breathed a sigh of relief. Surely she wouldn't torment them anymore now that she was famous? So they went to the human world to cause trouble, having the time of their lives. Lin Yao flashed a talisman and smiled. “Three sentences, and I'll make you die 108 times
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The Cannon Fodder Awakens, and the Old Foxes Eavesdrop on My Thoughts 炮灰觉醒,老六们偷听我心声
[Transmigrate into a book + wacky comedy + the schemers don't admit they can read minds + adored by everyone + shameless + utterly unhinged early on + happy ending + royals who aren't stereotypes] [Complete] Yin Jiao had been in the book for ten years when, one day, she finally awakened. She had transmigrated into a tearjerking romance with more than a thousand chapters about the male and female leads. The entire cast was so bad at communicating that even dogs would shake their heads. Good news:
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Big News! The Paralyzed Man Heard My Thoughts and Got Back on His Feet 吃大瓜!瘫子读我心声后站起来了
[Gossip + mind reading + beloved by the whole family + household intrigue + palace intrigue + pocket dimension] Jian Ruonan transmigrated into a novel as its wicked female supporting character, the real heiress secretly switched at birth by a concubine in the marquis's household. The fake heiress was good at everything. Jian Ruonan could do nothing but eat and drink, making her the useless foil. Luckily, she bound herself to a gossip System. Every day, she could just lie flat and enjoy the gossi
27.2kReads9.2Score3.9kShelves
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The Sickly Real Heiress Spat Blood, and the Whole Internet Burst into Tears 病弱真千金一吐血,全网都飙泪了
When the mysterious arts grandmaster Shi Miao opens her eyes, she has become the foil to a falsely adored fake heiress. The fake heiress uses her fragile appearance and her talent for bursting into tears at any moment to ruin Shi Miao’s reputation and bring about her death. Shi Miao decides to use the fake heiress’s own methods against her, leaving her nowhere to turn. She picks up a cultivation technique that consumes its practitioner’s life force: the more blood she spits up, the stronger she
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You Were Supposed to Go Traveling, So Why Are You Working for the First Emperor of Qin? 让你旅游,你去大秦给秦始皇打工
[Woman Disguised as a Man + Qin Shi Huang + Lighthearted + Funny + Heartwarming + Zheng Ge Is the Love Interest] Qipan was looking forward to a vacation, but accidentally transmigrated to the Qin Empire more than two thousand years ago. She even mistook Qin Shi Huang, Ying Zheng, for an actor in ancient costume and asked him for directions. Qipan: “Hello, could you tell me how to get to the Xianyang Tourist Resort?” Ying Zheng: “What resort?” “The tourist resort.” “What tourist?” “The Xianyang T
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I'm Just a Kid. What's Wrong with Being a Little Too Strong? 我一小孩子,武力值高亿点怎么了
[Quick transmigration + adorable child + taking down scumbags + saving people + a little goofy] He Shiyue, an adorable six-year-old with superhuman strength, receives a mission: travel through countless worlds and use love to save the resentful villains. But the villains turn dark even faster, and she ends up with an extra little helper... So the concubine noble consort, a human shield meant to draw the harem's fire, plunges a dagger into the scum emperor's chest. The aloof immortal lord of the
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I Was Supposed to Be the Top Sword Cultivator, So Why Is It the Sword of Being a Jerk? 说好第一剑修,怎么是犯贱的贱
[Physical edition preorder opens at 7:00 p.m. on the 22nd] [Hilarious, absurd, no-romance power fantasy + meme references + the female lead is the root of all evil] [One female lead corrupts every prodigy] At the sect entrance examination, everyone else was busy testing their spiritual roots. I was busy scamming people. Chi Miao transmigrated into the cultivation world ten years ago and got bound to a System that could only be unlocked after she committed a hundred scams. It promised she could b
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The Heroine Threw Mud at Me, So Tonight I'll Dig Up Her Family's Grave 女主朝我扔泥巴,今晚祖坟被我挖
[Mysticism + Absurd Comedy + The Whole Family’s Regret + System + Face-Slapping and Punishing Scumbags + Wealthy Family] Jiang Li and Jiang Zihan were twins, but because of financial hardship, their parents could only take one child to the city. So older sister Jiang Li was abandoned in the village, fighting wild dogs for scraps, while her younger sister grew up as a little princess in the city. In her previous life, after Jiang Li returned to her parents, she used every means she could think of
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With Three Systems in Hand, Her Spirit Treasures Are More Than a Little Abundant 手握三个系统,她的灵宝有亿点多
[Invincible Power Fantasy, Pure Wish Fulfillment, No Romance, The Female Lead Shines on Her Own, No Angst, and She Knows Exactly How Strong She Is] From the start, Tang Yue gets a Sect-Building System. As long as she takes in disciples, grows the sect, and raises its reputation, she can become stronger. Just as Tang Yue is getting ready to go all out, she unexpectedly gets bound to two more Systems. One is a sign-in System, and the other is a rebate System. Both Systems are fiercely competitive.
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The Nation’s Beloved Four-Year-Old Takes Her Soldier Brothers on a Transmigration 全国团宠:四岁宝宝带兵哥哥穿越
[Truly Adorable Child + Everyone’s Darling + Feel-Good Revenge + The Nation Is Her Real Dad + No Romance] Ever since her mother fell ill and passed away, Mu Chen has been a child with no one to love her. Her father married a stepmother and had a son, so he paid even less attention to Mu Chen. Mu Chen never gets enough to eat. Like the old man next door who collects scrap, she sneaks out every day to collect empty water bottles and sell them, just to buy a little food for her tummy. One day, Mu C
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Quick Transmigration: My Eccentric, Shameless Host 快穿:我那画风奇特的缺德宿主
Male protagonist, no heroine + no CP + silly comedy The author thinks this story needs another title: The Author and His Rebellious Readers This is the journey of a max-level human. The first story may not be handled very well, so feel free to start with the second. I didn’t outline the first story properly, so it ended up a little rushed. Please take my advice, darlings!!! World One Not all parents treat their children fairly: Genius Training System (complete). Skip this world, please! I’m begg
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The Hilarious Supporting Actress Is Rebellious to the Core and Wrecking the Plot Online 沙雕女配,一身反骨,在线崩书
[Hilarious cultivation + lucky koi turns her life around + no romance + leveling up and growing stronger] She transmigrated into the shame of the cultivation world: a good-for-nothing with a mixed spiritual root who had cultivated for seven years without reaching Foundation Establishment. Now her spiritual bones were about to be removed and her spiritual sword taken away. Bai Xiu was horrified. To hell with being a cannon-fodder tool! Expose her scumbag master and crush the heroine’s arrogance.
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To Break Up the CP, She Somehow Wrecked the Plot 为拆CP,她竟把剧情玩崩了
[Transmigration] [Historical era] [Cultivation] [No romance]... Gu Qing, a demon who escaped slaughter by sheer luck, unexpectedly earns the favor of the Supreme God, who assigns her a rabbit as her System. Gu Qing: If I leave it here like this, will it die after a while? Long Ears: It’s your bad luck to have run into my Host. Supreme God: How did you turn the plot into this mess? Gu Qing: You told me to break up couples, so I did. The plot doesn’t matter. Long Ears: This has nothing to do with
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What’s Wrong with Being a Jinx? In the Cultivation World, Whoever I Curse Dies 毒奶怎么了?修仙界我奶谁谁死
[No Romance + Lighthearted + Absurd] Other people when they transmigrate: Invincible luck + handsome men everywhere Liu Yipan when she transmigrates: A brutal beating from the start + a jinx’s mouth Luckily, an immortal master fell from the sky. But when she arrived at his sect, she saw: Endless volumes of Buddhist scriptures in Sanskrit, leaving Liu Yipan completely dumbfounded. “You went to all that trouble to bring me here just to make me a nun?!” She wanted to throw her head back and shout
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A Gathering of Goofballs: The Cultivation World Is in Danger! 沙雕齐聚,修真界危!
[Wacky daily life + Cultivation + No romance + Pampered by everyone] Ye Sheng has lived three lives. In her first, she was struck dead while undergoing tribulation. In her second, she died by accident in the modern world. In her third, she finally transmigrated to a Cultivation world again. She thought things would be just like her first life, an ordinary Cultivation existence, but she never expected her entire sect to be full of oddballs. Her master is a fat man who can't be bothered with anyth
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You Destroyed My Dantian This Morning, Now I’m Burning Paper at Your Grave 上午毁我丹田,下午在你坟前烧纸
[The physical edition of One Thought, Phoenix Rising is available on all platforms] Feng Xi transmigrates into a cultivation novel as a cannon-fodder female side character, and the day she enters the book is the day she is doomed to die. To stay alive, she does everything she can to leave the heroine's sect, the Hunyuan Sect, and join the Xuantian Sect instead. Oh! All five of her senior brothers are the heroine's devoted admirers in the book, and each one dies more miserably than the last. Feng
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Little Junior Sister Sobs and Pouts, Yet One Sword Destroys Heaven and Earth 小师妹哭哭唧唧,但一剑毁天灭地
After transmigrating into a book, Ye Linglong becomes the vicious cannon-fodder villainess in a cultivation novel. With terrible aptitude, she even coerces the heroine into taking her into the top sect during the Cultivation Tournament. After joining, she opposes the heroine at every turn and eventually dies a miserable death. To enjoy a long, happy life, Ye Linglong immediately gives up on coercing the heroine and turns around to join the worst sect in the cultivation world. She’s done being th
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My Junior Sister Says Even a Madman Is a God 小师妹说神经也是神
Jiang Zhu transmigrates into a novel about a girl adored by everyone, as a disposable female side character. The junior apprentice sister is gifted and loved by all, while the side character has cultivated for years and is still useless. In the end, she's pushed out to take a blade for the junior sister and dies miserably in the street. She opens her eyes to the sight of a whole sect full of hopeless sycophants, and Jiang Zhu wants to die. The heroine's suitors are everywhere. How about I bec
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My Junior Sister Is Overpowered, Yet Ridiculously Goofy 小师妹明明超强却过分沙雕
(The second physical volume is out) Ye Qiao woke up one day to find she had become the second senior sister, a tool character in a novel about a girl adored by everyone. In the novel, whenever the junior sister was in trouble, the second senior sister stepped in. If the junior sister wanted a divine artifact, the second senior sister fetched it. If the junior sister lacked a spiritual root, hers had to be dug out. Ye Qiao was at her breaking point. She fled the mountain in the middle of the nigh
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Help! The New Junior Sister Is a Tortoise 救命!新来的小师妹是只王八
[Ensemble cast + no male lead] Li Yang transmigrates into a book, going from a young, eccentric woman to a little turtle in a wish-granting pool inside an illusion. Who would’ve thought she’d land in a love triangle from the start, with the male lead and the main villain fighting over her. According to the original story, she’s eventually contracted by the original male lead and becomes his greatest trump card on his path to immortality. She spends her entire turtle life taking hits for him: blo
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Oh No! The Funny Girl Transmigrates Into a Book and Everyone Turns Into a Goofball 疯了!搞笑女穿书后大家都变沙雕
[Everyone is ridiculous + adored by the whole family + no logic, just laughs] Tantan transmigrated into a book, becoming a disposable character in an old-school Mary Sue novel. She thought her mission was to fight the heroine and save the villain who’d turned evil, but who could have guessed… this world was completely out of whack! The domineering CEO hero and her three nutcase older brothers all begged her to acknowledge her family and let them spoil her. The white-lotus heroine turned out to
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Mad, All of You, Mad. Being a Little Mad Is Good! 癫,都癫,癫点好啊
[Super-Sweet 1v1]+ [Silly Humor and Memes]+ [Showbiz]+ [Dating Variety Show]+ [Face-Slapping] [Unhinged Actress vs. CEO with a Mind of His Own] Betrayed by her scumbag boyfriend, she transmigrated into a book and was immediately stabbed and sent to the hospital by an extremist shipper. Xie Mi went berserk on the spot, spouting wild claims in the livestream. “Come on! Stab me! All of you, stab me! I'll blow up the Earth!” A passerby who had wandered into the livestream nearly fainted. Okay, okay.
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Disaster Delivered: The Hilarious Villainess Is on Her Way 祸到付款:沙雕女配派送中
Also known as: Trouble, Cash on Delivery: The Hilarious Supporting Actress Is on Her Way [Dual transmigration into a book + System + Entertainment Industry + Unhinged Humor + Variety Shows + Livestreaming + Redemption + 1v1 Romance + Happy Ending] [A lie-flat, slack-off, unhinged celebrity × a sharp-tongued, hopelessly lovesick CEO] - Qiao Yan wakes up one morning to discover that she has transmigrated into a book again, becoming a washed-up minor supporting actress who’s so unpopular she’s prac
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Too Many Goofballs in the Spirit Realm, So the Female Side Character Takes the Lead in Causing Chaos 修灵界太多沙雕,女配带头风骚
[Goofy Heroine × Cool Top Disciple, Comedy + Memes + Unhinged Antics + No Moral Boundaries] Just after her love letter reaches the male lead, Yu Li, Ruan Xin suddenly awakens to the fact that she’s become the wicked female antagonist in a novel where everyone dotes on the heroine. Looking at the male lead, who’s as cool and distant as an exiled immortal, Ruan Xin declares: “The first rule of staying alive is to draw your sword. So I’ll take out my crush first.” To avoid the fate of being disembo
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After She Transmigrated, the Goofy Heroine Got Her Own Tricks Turned Against Her 穿越后,沙雕女主惨遭反套路
[Absurd Comedy + Humor + Sweet Romance + Devoted Couple + The Heroine Has No Golden Finger + The Hero Wins Himself Over] The moment Luo Huan opens her eyes, she finds herself in bed with the emperor on their wedding night! With all the romance novels she’s read, she figures this must be the legendary transmigration-and-substitute-bride trope: get married first, fall in love later. She knows the drill! And then… before the emperor, whom she thought was the male lead, can even make it to the brida
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The Goofy System Drives Me Crazy, So I Exploit Bugs to Cultivate Immortality! 沙雕逼疯系统,修仙全靠卡bug!
[Absurd heroine + maddening System + sweet romance + ensemble monster-hunting + playful jokes] Cheng Xi transmigrates into the world of immortal cultivation. Not only does she fail to get a golden finger and sweep all before her, she also has to obey the lousy System and toil like an ox and horse for Lu Yunfeng, the novel’s male lead. System: [Host, obtain Starfall Grass for the male lead to increase his cultivation.] Cheng Xi turns the tables and puts Lu Yunfeng on the moral high ground, forcin
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Ridiculous Cultivation, the System Goes Bonkers 沙雕修仙,系统疯癫
When Ning An woke up, she had become the wicked senior sister in a cultivation novel, where the adored female lead could do no wrong. But her goofy System ordered her to crush the female lead and rise to the top. Ning An said, “No, no, no! I won't touch anything that belongs to the female lead!” When her master wanted to take the female lead as his disciple, she smashed the sword he'd given her and declared that their bond was severed forever! When she ran into the male lead suffering from loves
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There Are a Thousand Goofballs, and Half of Them Are in the Villain’s Family 沙雕千千万,反派家占一半
[Absurd Comedy + Entertainment Industry + Cathartic Revenge + One-on-One Romance] Gu Xixi, the tragic heroine of a melodramatic romance, was found by her family. The good news: Her parents are the richest people in the country, and her brother is a top-tier star. The bad news: Her entire family are villains. Heh heh heh. You can’t even imagine how much fun it is to be a villain! She gets guilt-tripped on a variety show. Her billionaire parents say, “We’re villains. We never had any morals to beg
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I Slack Off but Tell Others to Work Hard: The Hilarious Junior Sister Reforms the Cultivation World 自己摆烂劝人卷,沙雕小师妹整顿修仙界
[Beloved by everyone + goofy humor + no romance + wish fulfillment + laid-back genius heroine + progression fantasy] When Jiang Xingmeng was twelve, she awakened the memories of her past life and realized with horror that she'd become the vicious female villain in a beloved-by-everyone cultivation novel, doomed to die pierced by ten thousand arrows. Jiang Xingmeng: “???” At that moment, she was at the sect selection ceremony, already stepping toward the sect she'd belonged to in the original sto
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Quick Transmigration: This Goofy Host Refuses to Do Her Missions 快穿:沙雕宿主就是不想做任务
System No. 99 was bound to a wacky Host. It thought it had gotten a weakling, but then... First world: Zhao Miaomiao wondered why she had to become the emperor's favorite consort. Wouldn't it be better to take the emperor on as her lackey? Second world: When Zhao Miaomiao saw people making money by selling her autographed photos, she came up with a plan to get rich: the hottest young star starts livestreaming signed photos for sale, guaranteed authentic, shipped out fast. Third world: Being the
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The Goofy Girl Is Both Gorgeous and Daring 沙雕女她又美又飒
Written on a whim, written on a whim, written on a whim. Read with caution, read with caution, read with caution. [Two strong leads, both sexually inexperienced, showbiz, wealthy families] [Totally fictional! Totally fictional! Totally fictional! We’re saying it three times because it’s important!] Jian Mingyue goes undercover in showbiz to carry out a mission and becomes a confirmed hot-search magnet! She trends after getting into a fight with a top-tier star in the middle of the night? She tel
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Sparrow Slayer 诛雀
[Transmigration + Fated Goddess + Strong Female Lead + Female-Centered Story + Cold-Hearted + Pursuing Her Comes at a Price + Coming of Age + Power Progression + Decisive and Ruthless] The Ji family had twin daughters. The elder was named Ji Feng, and the younger Ji Que. Everyone knew the Ji family had only one daughter: their eldest young lady, Ji Feng. From the moment Ji Que was born, her existence was destined to remain unknown. When she turned fifteen, she would be offered in a fiery sacrifi
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