Feel-Good Stories: Hilarious, Mouthy Leads Who Can Give as Good as They Get, with Words or Fists 爽文 爽文+搞笑+骂人张嘴就来 能动手也能动嘴皮子

1. 1001 嘉 Jiahao Opens the Heavenly Gate? Great Xia Martial Academy Begs Me to Enroll 嘉豪开天门？大夏武校跪求我入学 Mushroom Ghost Whale Child蘑鬼鲸幼人Urban145k WordsOngoing Young man, I can tell from your fine bones that you possess the rarest Jiahao Saint Physique! You’re the one who’ll bring this world crashing down. I’ve got a System, and I’ve already bound it to you. Either you out-flex everyone, or they beat you to death... Ling Chen flexed without a care: “Flexing makes me stronger? Then let’s flex!” Monsters appear during the martial arts college entrance exam. He lifts a barbell in the fitness test and comprehends the meaning of flexing! He slays a monster 7Reads—Score—Shelves

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   Today's recommendation is ദ്ദി ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ ) [Love] Young man, I see that you have a strange face, and you are the only one in a million to have a holy body! It's up to you to destroy this world... I have a system here that has already been bound to you by brushing your face. You will either kill someone else or be beaten to death by someone else... The protagonist relaxed and said: Will Jiahao become stronger? Give me a boost!

2. 1002 哮 Xiaotian Dog: Master, I Defied Your Orders Again 哮天犬：主人，我又抗旨了 Love French Fries with Ketchup爱吃大薯条沾番茄酱Eastern Fantasy645k WordsCompleted He transmigrates into the Howling Celestial Dog? Starting with wreaking havoc in Journey to the West, everyone else is busy slaying demons, while the Howling Celestial Dog is busy building a harem. “Rules? I'm the one who makes the rules!” [Ding! You've defied the Heavenly Dao's laws and broken free of the Three Realms' constraints!] From then on, the Three Realms have one more lawless dog. Lady Nuwa: “Did that dog peep at me while I was bathing?” Chang'e: “He says he wants to elope with me?” Th 78Reads—Score—Shelves

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   The roaring dog brings trouble to the heroine of Journey to the West

3. 1003 到 In Another World, I Use Taoist Arts to Empty My Enemy's Warehouse 到了异世，我用道术搬空仇人仓库 Ling Ling Qi Xuan泠泠七炫Modern Romance913k WordsCompleted An alternate history setting. Please do not compare this story with real history! Gou Yunshu, a modern Daoist exorcist, was betrayed by her best friend during an exorcism. She was struck down by heavenly retribution, killed by a bolt of lightning. She transmigrated into the body of a young girl in the Great Xia Kingdom of the Republican era and discovered that her grandfather had been captured by the Japanese army. To rescue him, she took her younger siblings, bought a house, and left Laolongtan 815Reads—Score—Shelves

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   The little heavenly master who catches ghosts enters the city and walks sideways

4. 1004 史 The Poorest County Magistrate's Wife in History Leads the Whole County to Prosperity 史上最穷县令夫人带全县百姓赚钱 Ling Ling Qi Xuan泠泠七炫Ancient Romance993k WordsCompleted Hang Ying, head of a reclusive modern-day clan, dies during an expedition and transmigrates into Yingzi, the wife of Xu Mengran, a penniless county magistrate in the Great Chu Empire. Who ever heard of a county magistrate being poor? Well, this one wears a patched robe, and his wife earns money washing and mending clothes to help him pursue a career in the imperial examinations. They have no maids or guards, the yamen runners look down on them, and a rich young lady even comes to their door to b 529Reads7.0Score—Shelves
5. 1005 渡 I Became a God After Surviving the Trial of Love 渡情劫后成功封神 Ling Ling Qi Xuan泠泠七炫Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted Bai Yan, the legitimate daughter of a family of military commanders, came down from the mountains after mastering her art so she could return to her home in the capital and overcome her romantic tribulation. At the city gate, the emperor stopped her and ordered her burned as a sacrifice to Heaven and Earth. She also learned that her birth parents had abandoned her because of rumors calling her an ill-fated poison maiden. To clear her name, Bai Yan took responsibility for treating the plague and 89Reads—Score—Shelves
6. 1006 下 The Days I Went to the Countryside to Catch Ghosts 下乡抓鬼的日子 Hao Yi Luo Shen皓衣洛神Modern Romance1.4M WordsCompleted Reborn in the 1970s? No problem! She’s the eighteenth-generation heir to a Taoist lineage, skilled in all five arts of metaphysics! She just didn’t expect to get hit and killed after helping a rich man find the perfect burial site, all because she hadn’t checked the almanac. When she opened her eyes again, she was a high school girl, and her family was arguing over who would be sent to the countryside. The System bound itself to her and demanded that she spread Taoist teachings in an era opposed 14.6kReads8.2Score2.5kShelves
7. 1007 公 Princess Feisheng of the City That Never Sleeps 公主飞声不夜城 The Clumsy Bird Takes the Scenic Route笨鸟走花路Ancient Romance606k WordsCompleted After Princess Yufei’s life as a hostage ends, she goes to meet her father, only to discover that someone has taken her place! With her father under threat, she has no choice but to conceal her identity and investigate in secret as a musician. While keeping the impostor princess at bay, she also carries out her search for a missing person. The enemy kingdom’s conspiracy gradually comes to light, and her true identity is revealed to everyone. The neighboring kingdom’s prince, Yunchen, falls for h 46Reads—Score—Shelves

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   There's talk, there's beatings, there's drama.

8. 1008 摆 Laid-Back Bad Boy: From the Start, I Got a Million Yuan in Hush Money 摆烂痞帅：开局喜提百万封口费 Flying Sword From the West飞剑西来Urban102k WordsOngoing Golden finger, System, X-ray vision, feel-good power fantasy, invincibility, supernatural abilities, good-for-nothing, lie flat, giving up, getting rich overnight, showing off, face-slapping, crushing the opposition. The roguishly handsome male lead, Han Yu, is carefree and irreverent. He lies flat and gives up, then makes a comeback by unlocking three top-tier cheat abilities and defying fate! He wins big in both his career and love life. Upright and kind, easygoing and funny, he does as he ple —Reads—Score—Shelves

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9. 1009 绝 The Peerless Master Is Actually a Lazybones 绝世高手其实是条咸鱼 Free Ash Gray自由的烟灰色Ancient Romance494k WordsCompleted The heroine is a straight woman with formidable martial arts skills. The hero is a scion of an aristocratic family who seems harmless but is ruthless beneath the surface. There are no palace intrigues or household battles because the hero and her father take care of every problem. Both the hero and her prince father dote on her. (Both are untouched; sweet romance.) 5kReads8.1Score533Shelves
10. 1010 阴 Underworld Livestream: My Hellish Sales Stream Goes Viral 阴间直播：我给阎王带货爆火了 Doudou, Who Loves Spicy Turkey Noodles爱吃火鸡面的豆豆Urban202k WordsCompleted While other streamers sell makeup and snacks, he sells ghosts heat packs, folding stools for lining up to be reborn, and upgraded milk tea recipes for Meng Po’s soup. While other streamers rely on big spenders to hype up their broadcasts, his top fan is Yan Zheng, a wronged soul and CEO of the Underworld driven half-mad by Heaven’s KPIs. The Ten Yama Kings crowd into his livestream to grab flash-sale deals, while Black and White Impermanence work as his personal delivery guys. From a laughingst 2Reads—Score—Shelves

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    I think these two are very good-looking, especially the one who sold excavators to Qin Shi Huang to build the Epang Palace!

11. 1011 混 Chaos Sign-In: I Keep the Heavens in Line with My Antics 混沌签到：我以整活镇诸天 Doudou, Who Loves Spicy Turkey Noodles爱吃火鸡面的豆豆Eastern Fantasy178k WordsCompleted Fan Bufan, the greatest slacker across all the heavens, is known as the multiverse’s foremost expert in public humiliation. He transmigrates across the heavens and binds himself to the Chaos Sign-In System. A regular sign-in: a huge boost in cultivation. A successful stunt: a ten-thousandfold critical hit! A lecture on the Great Desolation becomes a stand-up comedy routine. Nalan Yanran’s engagement-breaking scene gets a complete rewrite. Tang Seng’s pilgrimage is livestreamed across the heave —Reads—Score—Shelves
12. 1012 老 Boss, Can We Really Make a Comeback in This State of Mind? 老大，我们这精神状态真能逆袭吗 Explosive Sweet Pepper爆炸甜椒Modern Romance347k WordsOngoing [Fun-Loving Heroine + Wealthy-Family Ensemble + Everyone Speaks in Riddles] One day, Chi Yu discovers she's the wicked villainess in a novel, doomed to die horribly, and she gets an itch to do something about it. She really feels like throwing a punch, thanks. So she goes right ahead and does just that. A spoiled rich kid wants to take unflattering pictures of her and ruin her reputation? Sorry, your embarrassing photos are going on Moments first~ The original heroine breaks character and immedi 188Reads8.2Score—Shelves

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    Anti-routine abstract sand sculpture heroine article hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, the mental state is so touching

13. 1013 被 After I Was Scammed into Northern Myanmar, I Called the People I Hate Most 被骗到缅北后，我把电话打给了我最讨厌的那几个人 Jiang Weng姜翁10k WordsCompleted After I Was Lured to Northern Myanmar, I Called the People I Hate Most 3Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Very good articles.

14. 1014 无 Countless Times, I Thought My Life Was Over 无数次我觉得自己的人生要完蛋 Jiang Weng姜翁10k WordsCompleted Countless times, I thought my life was about to fall apart —Reads—Score—Shelves
15. 1015 糟 Oh No, My Period’s Here. There’s Blood Everywhere! 糟糕，大姨妈来了，全是血 Jiang Weng姜翁10k WordsCompleted Oh No, My Period’s Here, and There’s Blood Everywhere 4Reads—Score—Shelves

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