The Protagonist Is so Immoral That He Smokes and Hands Sandpaper to People Going to the Toilet.

1 道 Moral Kidnapping? Damn It, I Didn't Do It at All, Okay? Give Me a HintUrban1.5M WordsCompleted 87.9kReads8.7Score8.8kShelves

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The protagonist is so wicked that he smokes, laughs and has stomach cramps [laughs and cries] [laughs and cries] [laughs and cries]. Pregnant woman: "I am a pregnant woman, you must give up your seat to me!" Male protagonist: "What you are carrying is not my child, why should I give up my seat to you?" Holy Mother: "It's not easy for pregnant women with a big belly. Just give up your seat." Male protagonist: "I bought it for 600 yuan. If you pay now, I will give up my seat immediately!"

2 我 My Waste Recycling System: It Turns Out to Be a Mouth Big Stuffed SausageUrban505k WordsOngoing 899Reads5.8Score105Shelves

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That's interesting~

2 异 Is It Too Easy to Mix in Another World? LibertineEastern Fantasy457k WordsOngoing 988Reads8.3Score120Shelves

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The good-for-nothing young man wins life by lying down, hahahahaha

2 她 When She Comes Back, the Entire Ba Boss Family Will Be Buried with Her. Wan GuMarriage & Romance16k WordsCompleted 47Reads8.4Score—Shelves

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She was called the "illegitimate daughter" and huddled in the drafty attic. At the banquet, she was the waiter who served the plate to her radiant sister. The scalding soup was poured on her face, and she was slapped. She licked the blood from the corner of her mouth and left the scene amidst laughter. Until that night, the killer sneaked in, and she and the injured eldest son of the Gu family hid in the same closet amidst the blood. His back was stained with blood, her face was stained with tears, and outside the door were the lights of swords approaching her step by step. The flash suddenly came on, and her "good sister" led everyone to block the door, exclaiming: "Sister, you actually seduced Mr. Gu!"

4 我 I, a Handyman, Became an Immortal by Cheating and Deception. Tugeda ZMEastern Fantasy1.1M WordsOngoing 59.4kReads8.4Score6kShelves

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Li Ergou, a wicked ghost in the world of immortality

5 大 Da Qin: First Emperor, I Really Don't Want to Eat Soft Food! King Qin Circles the PigHistorical1.5M WordsCompleted 66.3kReads9.5Score6.7kShelves

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🌈The protagonist travels through the Qin Dynasty, while helping the empire to survive. At the same time, the minister of civil and military affairs, in order to prevent Xiang Yu from starting a rebellion, arranged for his men to enter Jiangdong in advance to pinch his aunt's butt, and then reported Xiang Yu's name. God knows, Xiang Yu was only 13 years old at that time. I was so stupid. [Laughing][laughing][laughing]

5 女 After Nuwa Wakes Up, Who Will Lead the Class of the Three Realms? Xiuer's LifeAncient Romance442k WordsOngoing 2.5kReads5.8Score153Shelves

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It's very beautiful. It's really beautiful. It's very beautiful.

6 青 Qingmei Is Cute and Fierce, and the Yandere Prince Dotes on Her Very Much One Hundred Million DaysModern Romance532k WordsCompleted 43kReads8.1Score5.1kShelves

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The heroine was so immoral that she laughed so hard. How can a 3-year-old be so arrogant? She actually frightened her friends in kindergarten and brought a frog to school. She was called a parent on the first day of school. It was amazing! ! ! I wet the bed and refused to admit it, saying it was Zhuma who did it.

9 我 What Does It Have to Do with My Character as a Scholar If I Eat Soft Rice? Running Braised FishHistorical225k WordsCompleted 10.8kReads6.8Score926Shelves

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The male protagonist must retaliate for his irritation. He took advantage of his classmate's fiancée and made her a soft meal. His small mouth was as if he had been poisoned, and he was so harmful to others without repeating it.

10 我 I Repeatedly Offered Poisonous Tricks, and the Empress Called Me the Living King of Hell. A Little CrookedHistorical2.9M WordsCompleted 23.8kReads8.2Score2.8kShelves

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This is really wicked. I discovered it yesterday. I listen to books a lot. From the moment I discovered it, I listen to it now.

11 傻 The Evil Life of Fool Chen Qingshan Huayang ErfengUrban1.5M WordsOngoing 11.6kReads7.7Score884Shelves

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Pure rural ethics literature from the 1970s: Borrowing seeds, using gangs, favoring boys over girls, hunting, picking up girls, exploring, getting rich, too many female protagonists, constant surprises, a timid rural teacher, an intellectual female doctor, a gentle female educated youth, a beautiful young village girl, a sister-in-law who lives for death, it is so explosive that it makes people unable to sleep, it is so real [laughs][laughs]

11 丝 Silk Road Jade Mirror: Li Jin's Secret Triangle Star Pattern White Prism LEE34k WordsCompleted 9Reads8.5Score—Shelves

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Friends who like positive energy and adventure stories should check it out, especially those who like tomb robbing notes and ghost blowing lanterns. The beautiful new book "Notes on the Black Wind Pass" and the linked short story "Silk Road Jade Mirror" series are here. They are high-quality male-video novels that Chinese people should read. They explore the truth of the folk world and are super exciting in suspense, supernatural and reasoning. From the beginning to the end I couldn't stop, the visuals are quite strong!

12 我 I Am the Sixth Child in Rules and Ghost Stories Commemorate YouthMystery652k WordsCompleted 14.6kReads9.4Score1.9kShelves

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This is it! [Laughing and crying] [Laughing and crying] The protagonist changed the eggs into pebbles and let the hens hatch for half a month. He handed sandpaper to the roommates when they squatted in the pit, bought ten steamed buns for the beggar and watched him finish them [laughing] Highly recommend, the protagonist is super funny [angry]

12 我 I Relied on Bragging Coins to Sweep Through the World of Immortality Wu Daozi SaidEastern Fantasy125k WordsOngoing 379Reads5.8Score—Shelves

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This guy Wu Niubi got so lucky that he was accidentally bound to the Bragging Coin system! The rules of this system are simple and crude: the more outrageous the boast, the more immortality coins will be rewarded! Others are cultivating immortals. They meditate hard every day, search for medicines and refine treasures, and they are almost dead. Only Wu Niubi can get by with just one mouth. 💘💞💔🕉️🕉️

13 骑 Rider, Where Is My Takeout? Takeaways in Jail, Please Axi XiaopaoUrban1.0M WordsCompleted 24.9kReads8.8Score2.6kShelves

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Funny, very funny

14 重 Reborn as a Fool, He Became a Billionaire by Collecting Rags Beishan LangxianUrban424k WordsOngoing 5.1kReads6.2Score420Shelves

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Those who come from the south, those who go north, those who are looking for laughter and those who are looking for fun. Come and read it, it's a novel that's enough to make you laugh out loud!

15 收 Collect Corpses, Collect Ghosts, Collect Immortals Raincoat AresEastern Fantasy282k WordsOngoing 1.5kReads5.8Score141Shelves

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A strange novel about cultivating immortals. The protagonist is an indigenous protagonist from another world. There is no system, no time travel, and a mortal flow - from the bottom, no special bloodline, life experience, and no plug-ins.

16 出 Take Action! Huangpizi Asks for a Seal, but I Play It and My Brain Breaks Down. A Thought Comes to the RiverUrban746k WordsCompleted 18.6kReads8.6Score1.8kShelves

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It's no exaggeration to say that it's definitely this book. It's no exaggeration to say that every chapter is hilarious. There are so many laughs. As soon as I lay down on the bed, rolling around laughing, all the stress and worries of the day disappeared. It's such a relief. The more you read, the better it gets. Just read it. It's definitely a conscientious recommendation.

17 缺 Ill-Morality Smokes, Happy Every Day Feng Qian Eats Sweet PotatoesUrban1.4M WordsCompleted 21.7kReads8.7Score1.9kShelves

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①The protagonist of this book is really wicked and smokes, super funny. He is bound to the wicked system. When the crew is doing set work, when others go to the toilet, he hands sandpaper to others, and others take a bath... He replaces the bath ball with a steel ball, and puts pepper in the cigarette he hands to the person [face covering].…

18 大 In the Ming Dynasty, I, Zhu Wenzheng, Am the Eldest Grandson of the Eldest Son. The Door Robs the HusbandHistorical913k WordsOngoing 1.3kReads7.3Score104Shelves

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Trilogy, those who are immoral don't want those who don't want them

21 末 To Survive the Doomsday, I Have a Goddess Prison Mr. FengzhuSci-Fi & Apocalypse608k WordsCompleted 1.3kReads5.8Score119Shelves

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This is beautiful

24 六 In the No. 60 Courtyard, a Wicked Female Partner Marries the Most Powerful Military Officer. June BeansModern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted 11.4kReads7.4Score1kShelves

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The protagonists are all self-interested and unscrupulous, and the stories are hilarious. You can read the introduction for details. The heroine in the first book is a bit of a troublemaker. The heroine in the second book is more funny and normal. The heroine in the third book is not a virgin and does not help the poor. She has a set of small words, which is very funny and light-hearted.

27 小 Little Taoist Priest Chen Buqi The Eldest Sister of the Li FamilyMystery4.2M WordsOngoing 118.1kReads8.9Score8.9kShelves

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This protagonist can no longer be described as wicked! It's so damn cheap! There is no ambiguity at all in deceiving people! Can you imagine him selling a determined man three times? The key is that every time the buddy he sells comes back after all the hard work, the protagonist can still find a way to sell him!

29 全 Everyone in the Capital Knows That There Is Something Wrong with the Father and Daughter. Little Wine PuzzleAncient Romance1.2M WordsOngoing 334.8kReads9.2Score30.5kShelves

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This book tells the story of Princess Duan's palace, whose temperament changed drastically after she lost her memory. Her delicate image was shattered to pieces. She led a group of dandies to fight and eat melons every day, causing chaos in the capital! But who would have thought that this idiot princess was actually a hidden boss, good at doing business and making political plans. In the end, she supported Mingjun to ascend the throne. No one dared to mess with her own power.

30 大 Tang Dynasty: Eight-Year-Old Naughty Child, Li Shimin Was Mad Zhoushan StewardHistorical1.2M WordsCompleted 12.2kReads8.9Score984Shelves

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Eight-year-old Li Ke took off Li Shimin's dragon robe and wore it himself. He also ran around the court wearing a crown, shouting "I am the emperor, kowtow to me", which frightened the civil and military officials in the court. Li Shimin was so angry that his face turned purple, and he chased him for three streets with a sword. As a result, the naughty kid ran while shouting "Father, you can't catch up with me, you can't", which made Li Shimin almost breathless;

31 夫 Madam, the Infection Spread Too Quickly, and Grandma Died from the Disease. MiaozhuAncient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 20.1kReads9.2Score3.9kShelves

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I recommend this, I don't know if you like it or not🌱The heroine is a mental patient. In ancient times, her attending doctor also wore the costume and became her personal nanny. Although the heroine is not in a normal mental state, she has a high status. Before the queen disappeared, she chose six male servants for her, all of them are very good. She goes to a person's mansion every month. She is super funny, very novel and unique, she laughs constantly, and can laugh out loud! [Laugh]

32 三 The Three-And-A-Half-Year-Old Villain Arrives to Take His Father to Rebuild the Glory of the Palace The Moon Falls into a DreamAncient Romance1.2M WordsCompleted 44.6kReads8.9Score5.1kShelves

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It's so funny that I was attracted as soon as I clicked in. Don't let go of this evil baby after watching it. Ruanruan seems to be subversive, but in fact it has some strength. You must watch it. It will definitely make you laugh after watching it. I can't stop laughing all the time. I won't lose money by investing in it.

34 试 Try to Love My Contract Husband Revolver KingModern Romance14k WordsCompleted 83Reads8.6Score—Shelves

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1: The day we found out Su Ya had cheated was our daughter's third birthday. She was wearing the custom-made dress I gave her, making lunch for another man in the kitchen, and the hickey on the side of her neck was faintly visible. The person who once said he would love me forever smiled and said on the phone: "Baby, I will feed you tonight at the same place." I took off my wedding ring and threw it into the cake, my eyes as cold as ice in the cold winter of the twelfth lunar month! # Short story #Tomato short story #square#Realistic emotion#Family#Divorce#Current words #Chasing husband crematorium#Chasing wife crematorium#Cheating#Revenge Bai Yueguang#Shuangwen#Complete[Thinking][Admiration][Admiration][Admiration]

37 地 Laugh at All the Jokes in Hell, and the Merit Will Be Mine Sha Shi QiEastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted 9.6kReads8.6Score1.1kShelves

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Let you feel how the two words "virtue" take on human form [laughing evilly]

38 别 Stop It, Brother! This Anchor Is Not a Showman at All. Blue ChalkUrban1.8M WordsCompleted 201kReads9.4Score20.9kShelves

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Phenomenal novel of 2025! Millions of people are reading this, [The Masterpiece of Sparrow Food] [laughing] [laughing] It's so funny! The protagonist Jiang Feng travels through the parallel world and awakens the live broadcast money-making system! As long as you get gifts and complete the money-making targets, you can get random rewards from the system! Thus, the best money-making anchor on the entire network was born! "Big brother! Sing, dance, do tricks, rap, handstands, I can do things that others can do, and I can even do things that others can't do!"

39 乱 God of War in Troubled Times: I, Yang Zhong, Laid the Foundation of the Sui Dynasty for Eternity Starry LotusHistorical34k WordsCompleted 58Reads8.6Score—Shelves

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I originally planned to come back quietly, climb over the wall directly into the Gao family courtyard, give Cuilan a big surprise, and hug the little daughter-in-law I miss so much. The result was good, the whole village worked overtime and put on such a grand welcome ceremony for me! This kind of treatment, let alone ordinary mortals, even the gods from heaven who come to earth, probably don't have this kind of treatment! The folks at Gaolaozhuang are so enthusiastic! My old pig was so moved that his nose felt a little sore! Immediately afterwards, a group of Gao family members surrounded Mr. Gao and Mrs. Gao and walked quickly towards me with beaming faces. Mr. Gao's hair is quite gray now, but he is full of energy and has a beautiful face.