Any Books Where People Insult Others Without Swearing? 有没有不带脏字骂人的书

1. 1 拿 I Got the Underachiever Script, Then Went on a Rampage 拿到学渣剧本后，我杀疯了 Pig-Holding Kid捧猪小童Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [No System, no golden finger] + [An exam-prep story where the heroine really studies, with a realistic tone and a healing theme] Xiao Xiao drifted through the fourth-dimensional space as a spirit for many years. While trying to save someone, she transmigrated into the body of a high school student named Wen Yue. The moment she entered the original host’s body, she regained all her memories of studying, but only in the sciences. [Holy crap, Yue-jie, you’re first in science in the citywide mock ex 5.4kReads9.2Score81814d adds

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   The first book is amazing, full of witty insults.

2. 2 长 Teacher Chang Mao 长矛老师 Beyond the Mountains山外Modern Romance677k WordsCompleted Originally titled “You Sell Swords, I Go Crazy: Together, We Set the Entertainment Industry Straight” [Rebellious CEO × Defiant Top-Tier Star] [Entertainment industry + absurd comedy + dating show + nonsense + memes + shameless antics] Jiang Qiyu transmigrated into a book. She became a brainless cannon-fodder character in a novel about a fake heiress in the entertainment industry. After taking a phone call, she realized the plot was already more than halfway through. Her family had abandoned he 105.6kReads9.7Score12.2k14d adds
3. 3 纨 The Spoiled Couple Goes Wild in the Capital 纨绔夫妇，京城发癫 Aow Big Meow嗷大喵Ancient Romance491k WordsOngoing (One-on-one romance, married first and falling in love later, chaotic daily life) Sixteen years ago, the favored Qiao family and the newly appointed Hanlin scholar Huo family arranged a marriage. Sixteen years later, the Huo family had risen to the rank of Minister, while the Qiao family had plummeted from trusted imperial confidants to complete paupers. On the eve of the wedding, the Huo family’s second wife couldn’t bear to see her handsome, talented son marry a pauper’s daughter, so she subst 14.9kReads9.2Score1.5k14d adds

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   The female lead goes crazy anytime, anywhere, but it's a conscious kind of crazy—she just argues with her enemies without using any profanity. Gradually, her friends are influenced by her and start acting crazy like her, haha. The female and male leads are betrothed by imperial decree, a marriage of convenience that blossoms into love. The male lead is love-struck, while the female lead is attracted to his looks.

4. 4 女 The Villainess Just Wants to Go Wild, but Somehow Became the Richest Woman 女配只想发疯，谁知道成首富了 Today Is Another Day I Want to Get Rich今天也是想发财的一天Modern Romance514k WordsCompleted [Going wild + making money + meme humor + showbiz + face-slapping] Jiang Di, who had been freakishly strong since childhood, transmigrated into a book as a fake heiress whose luck had been stolen. At the same time, she was bound to a Going Crazy System that paid her whenever she went off the rails. - So, on the day she transmigrated, when a relative pointed at her and called her a useless money sink, Jiang Di went berserk on the spot. She yanked a tree with a trunk as thick as a grown man's arm 2.6kReads9.0Score36914d adds

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   Does being good at swearing count?

5. 5 重 Reborn as the Beloved of Everyone: The Movie Emperor's Wife Is Poor and Fierce Again 重生团宠：影帝夫人又穷又凶 Not Dim-Witted After Waking Up睡醒不呆Modern Romance2.6M WordsCompleted [Print edition signed for publication] [Insanely outrageous wish-fulfillment + a few secret identities + savage online roasts + devoted romance with both leads’ first love + dazzling the world] In her previous life, she died with regrets. Now she has been reborn in the middle of a massive online hate campaign! If they’re going to hate on her anyway, she might as well stop pretending! Her scumbag fiancé gets shoved into a cold pool, then coughs and blames her? Sheng Wenyin: “What, caught a cold? 137kReads9.6Score14.4k14d adds
6. 6 玄 The Metaphysics Taoist Nun Has Sealed Off Her Heart, Leaving Her Brothers in Tears 玄学道姑水泥封心，哥哥们哭惨了 Rong Zhenzhen容真真Modern Romance1.6M WordsCompleted [Metaphysics + sweet romance + exes groveling for her] The animated adaptation, “The Little Taoist Sister Comes Down the Mountain: The Real and Fake Heiresses,” is available on the Hongguo app. The little Taoist Lingya had lived deep in a temple for eighteen years. One day, after rescuing someone, she went viral online. The whole internet mistakenly became convinced she lived in a doghouse, which even brought her a billionaire father! Her billionaire father was heartbroken: “The Su family has we 24.7kReads9.2Score3.1k14d adds

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   This book is quite funny, the kind that really blows your mind.

7. 7 癫EN Unhinged? We're All Unhinged—and That's a Good Thing! 癫，都癫，癫点好啊 Little Salt小盐子Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [Super-Sweet 1v1]+ [Silly Humor and Memes]+ [Showbiz]+ [Dating Variety Show]+ [Face-Slapping] [Unhinged Actress vs. CEO with a Mind of His Own] Betrayed by her scumbag boyfriend, she transmigrated into a book and was immediately stabbed and sent to the hospital by an extremist shipper. Xie Mi went berserk on the spot, spouting wild claims in the livestream. “Come on! Stab me! All of you, stab me! I'll blow up the Earth!” A passerby who had wandered into the livestream nearly fainted. Okay, okay. 335.5kReads9.8Score46.5k14d adds
8. 8 包 I Pack Up and Head to the 1970s: Making Money and Crushing Scoundrels, I Can Do It All 包袱一卷穿七零，搞钱虐渣样样行 Strawberry Yogurt草莓仙酪Modern Romance1.2M WordsCompleted Jiang Yun is an educated youth. When she first arrived in the countryside, she introduced her skills: “I’m good at farming, I’m an expert at cleaning out manure pits, I have ten years of experience herding cattle on the back hills, and I know all about postpartum care for sows…” Everyone burst out laughing. A few hours later, no one was laughing anymore. The village sow that had been struggling to give birth delivered ten piglets safely with Jiang Yun’s help. Three months after Jiang Yun arrived 3.6kReads8.3Score33014d adds

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   The female lead is incredibly eloquent.

9. 9 重 Reborn in the 1980s: My Wife Is a Little Spicy 重生八零：媳妇有点辣 Dressed in Splendor宝妆成Modern Romance5.0M WordsCompleted Her parents died young, her family was poor, and she was plain-looking. Xia Xiaolan had been dealt a terrible hand, but after nearly twenty years of hard work, she became an executive at a multinational corporation and finally put her life back on track... Then she wakes up to find herself reborn in the 1980s, as another Xia Xiaolan, this time with a face capable of bringing a kingdom to ruin. The original Xia Xiaolan had been dealt a winning hand, but chose to take her own life under the pressu 44.4kReads9.5Score5k14d adds
10. 10 重 Reborn in the 1980s: The Long-Suffering Wife Has Had Enough 重生八零：受气包媳妇不忍了 The Poplar Blossoms Fall Away杨花落尽Modern Romance435k WordsCompleted [Reborn + Period Drama + Revenge + Raising Kids + Food + Everyday Wealth-Building] An Yu was born into a landlord family. She swallowed her grievances to preserve her good reputation, only for her husband to die young, two of her children to die in childhood, and another to end up serving a life sentence. She suffered her whole life, and it wasn’t until she was bedridden and had only days left to live that she learned it had all been a plot by her mother-in-law. An Yu went mad. As though grante 20Reads—Score—14d adds
11. 11 金 The Jin Yuanbao Family’s Sudden Fortune from Demolition Compensation 金元宝一家的拆迁暴富日常 A Wondrous Pen Like a Lotus妙笔如莲Modern Romance1.4M WordsOngoing Old Madam Jin dreamed of a golden ingot while pregnant. She asked each of her four favorite daughters-in-law, but none of them admitted it! Could it really have been Ying Canru, who could never get enough to eat and always burned the bottom of the pot when she cooked? ~~ In the delivery room, Ying Canru screamed as she gave birth. Outside, Jin Laifu paced back and forth, glancing at his watch from time to time as he muttered, “Please let the baby be born on the eighth day of the eighth month. Ot 1.7kReads8.8Score11014d adds
12. 12 七 A 1970s Military Marriage: That Couple's Both a Little Crazy 七零军婚：那两口子都有点癫 Wealthy Heiress财神千金Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Period Setting + Inventory Space + Comedy + Wish Fulfillment + Two Golden Fingers] Ruan Qiqi spent ten years being treated for an illness, and her condition was perfectly stable. After leaving the hospital, she unexpectedly transmigrates to the 1970s, into the body of a country girl who has just been dumped by her scumbag fiancé. Nearly everyone around her is awful. But she isn't afraid. She has a space packed with supplies, a golden finger, and nine lives, so she can do whatever she wants with 46.8kReads9.2Score5.8k14d adds

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    The romance between the male and female leads develops quickly, without any dragging or unnecessary development. The main character is a bit crazy, but the couple aren't exactly villains. It's funny and entertaining; highly recommended.

13. 13 这 This Support Is a Real Crybaby 这个辅助贼能哭 Xiao Song Moke小松末可Modern Romance303k WordsCompleted ∥Some people are born in Rome, while others are born to toil like cattle and horses. Some people, like me, are born to be screwed.∥ . The story of how a nobody streamer, infamous for being nasty and foul-mouthed, went pro and suddenly blew up the trending lists. Teams came out in droves, swearing up a storm. To sum it up in one sentence: You fucking Lin Man, didn't you say even a dog wouldn't go pro!!! Lin Man: What? I'm not going pro. I'm just here to have a friendly chat with all you high-rank 16Reads8.0Score—14d adds
14. 14 怼 I Take On Heaven, Earth, and Villains, and Get Rich in the Process 怼天，怼地，怼恶人，怼怼暴富了 Sweet Little Miss小乖姑娘Ancient Romance638k WordsCompleted Everyone: “Does the heroine have a golden finger? Does she have a pocket dimension? Is she blessed with good luck?” Zhao Lihua: “No, and no.” Everyone: “So what does she have?” Zhao Lihua: “A nonstop mouth and fists that fly at the slightest provocation. Does that count?” A passerby asked, “What can the hero do?” Shen Sanlei: “Study and work in the fields. Does that count?” Another passerby asked, “What can he do besides study?” Shen Sanlei: “Dote on his wife. Does that count?” And so Zhao Lihua 529Reads7.1Score—14d adds
15. 15 别 They Throw Mud at Me, So I Lie Down and Sue Them for 38,000 别人朝我扔泥巴，躺下讹他三万八 Yan Xiaonuo颜小糯Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Absurd comedy + livestreaming + going crazy anywhere, anytime] Qiao Xi takes on a mission from the Space-Time Administration, transmigrating into a tragic romance novel to fix its plot. She becomes a nobody with barely any fame and is bound to a Truth-Telling System. From then on, the tragic romance takes a bizarre turn... During a variety show livestream, she is asked why she works so hard. Guest 1: “I thought of the hardworking farmers.” Guest 2: “My grandma was a farmer. I miss her so much.” 42.3kReads9.5Score5.3k14d adds
16. 16 修 The Divine Strategy for Cultivation 修仙御神策 A Fan Niu阿凡牛Urban1.9M WordsOngoing [Comedy]+ [Sharp-Tongued]+ [Unhinged]+ [Gets Better as It Goes] [The story progresses from campus to the Underworld, the Immortal Realm, the Celestial Court, the Primordial World, and the Hongmeng Realm. The pacing is a little slow, so don’t read it if that’s not your thing.] “Big Sis, that guy over there is a Golden Core expert. We can’t beat him, so let’s run!” “Big Sis, listen to me. I know this is urgent, but that person is a Saint. If we don’t run, we’ll die!” His sister raised an eyebrow. 76Reads8.3Score—14d adds

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    What's a bit excessive is that starting from chapter 120, they cursed from beginning to end.

17. 17 第 First Sequence: I Am the God Who Creates All Things 第一序列：我是万物造化的神明 Dreaming of a Moonlit, Chilly Night月光寒夜梦丶Urban1.4M WordsCompleted (Special Abilities + Sequences + Survival) (Not a wish-fulfillment story. No System. Light novel style, ensemble cast. Please don’t read if it’s not your thing.) Have you ever wondered if the world you live in is all a lie? When you discover the truth, what will you do with the power you possess? Are the Awakened chosen by the gods, or cursed by them? (One jade pendant gets you one extra chapter; one crown gets you ten.) 6.5kReads—Score52114d adds

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    "The First Sequence" is quite interesting; it's a bit silly but also has a good sense of humor.

18. 18 全 Global Corruption: I Awakened the First-Order Talent 全球腐化：我觉醒了第一序列天赋 Hardworking Falling Blossom努力的落花Urban165k WordsOngoing [Sequences] [Superpowers] [No angst… maybe] Sequence: Siege of the Island On New Year’s Eve in 2022, a purple meteor streaked across the night sky, bringing a corruption catastrophe that swept across the globe. In 2024, the survivors entered hibernation pods in Blue Star’s satellite orbit and fell asleep. But when I woke from my dream, I found myself in a completely unfamiliar world. Towering obelisks, an island like a prison, Sequence talents, awakened organizations, corrupted beasts… And 1Reads—Score—14d adds
19. 19 序 Sequence: I Became a Plague Doctor, and I’m Done Being Human 序列：转职瘟疫医生，我不当人了 preachUrban403k WordsOngoing [Unhinged]+ [Tricking the Campus Beauty]+ [Sweet Romance]+ [Ensemble Cast]+ [Long Story]+ [One Female Lead (the tag is wrong, this novel has one female lead)]+ [A Tribute] The strongest member of the Doctor pathway should be the Plague Doctor, Sequence 001. They are the guiding light for humanity when plague runs rampant! But... When everything is clean and sanitary, are they still a beacon? When Chen Yao awakened the Doctor pathway as a Sequence 001 Plague Doctor, everyone knew a menace had arr 1.6kReads8.9Score20314d adds
20. 20 末 Doomsday: I Am the First Sequence! 末日：我即第一序列！ The One and Only Spicy Crawfish香辣小龙虾本尊Sci-Fi & Apocalypse141k WordsCompleted [Building the strongest team of superpowered fighters, with an ensemble cast.] In the post-catastrophe apocalypse, there are mutated demons, savage beasts, rampaging monsters, and ruthless Awakened Ones. Lin Che was reborn into this chaotic world. At first, he only wanted to find a place to settle down and make a living. But this world was so dark that he had no choice but to take up his blade, kill a man every ten steps, and leave no trace across a thousand miles. Until one day, they called him 1.1kReads—Score—14d adds
21. 21 序EN Sequence: God Eater 序列：吃神者 No Brain, Just Cerebellum不要大脑要小脑Urban4.3M WordsOngoing [Tomato 2026 Male-Focused Fiction Most Popular Author, Ranked Number One] Published in print, quality guaranteed. An alternate high-martial world, ensemble cast and political intrigue, no nested plot twists, a slow-paced story with a grand setting. Readers all say it gets better the further you read. Giant birds swallow the sun, and all things undergo dramatic change. Strange, immortal gods, and humanity's superpowered sequences. Everyone wants to become a god in this world, but they have no ide 1MReads9.3Score123.9k14d adds
22. 22 万EN The Ultimate Underdog 万古第一废材 Little Seventeen the Crybaby爱哭的小十七Eastern Fantasy10.1M WordsOngoing [Invincible, Fiery, Fast-Paced, Constant Updates, Strongly Recommended by Hundreds of Millions of Readers!] A hundred thousand years ago, everyone was like a dragon, and all could cultivate the martial path. After the Calamity Transformation, the Heavenly Dao collapsed and the gods fell, leaving behind only an ancient tower of reincarnation. A hundred thousand years later, martial cultivation had become a matter of bloodline. A trash bloodline was no better than an insect and could not cultivate 268.8kReads9.0Score22.4k14d adds

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