Any Smart, Funny, Power-Couple Male-Male Novels? I’m in a Reading Slump 有没有不弱智？搞笑双强的双男小说瓶颈期

1. 1 清 The Cool, Scheming Secretary: The Commander Can’t Get Away 清冷侍郎芝麻馅，指挥使他跑不掉 One Jin of Salted Fish, Five Jin of Salt一斤咸鱼五斤盐Two Male Leads651k WordsCompleted [Two male leads + pure sweetness, no angst + happy ending + long-planned scheming + two strong leads + multiple couples + both are pure] In the eyes of the world, Wei Shuangge was the dreaded and despised commander of the Imperial Guard, while Gu Chibai, born into the Jiangnan Gu family, was an upright official with an unblemished reputation. The emperor decreed that Wei Shuangge and Gu Chibai should marry. Wei Shuangge immediately flopped onto the floor. “I refuse to marry!” He kicked his legs 18.3kReads9.4Score2.6kShelves
2. 2 甜 Sweet! The Villain Flirts This Well? He Only Pinches the Male Lead's Slim Waist 甜！反派这么会撩？专掐男主细腰 Whole Wheat Bread全麦面包Two Male Leads288k WordsCompleted [Two male leads + showbiz + face-slapping and punishing scumbags + feel-good, cathartic laughs + variety shows + goofy + devoted love + villain takes the lead] Question: What do you do when you transmigrate into an old-school, melodramatic BL novel as a nobody in the entertainment industry who gets abused from episode one all the way to the finale? Jian “Former Mercenary and KPI Maniac” Li replies with a curt “Thanks, but no thanks.” “Damn it, I hate male leads who act all macho. If the story st 17.8kReads9.5Score3.1kShelves
3. 3 你 You Go Crazy, I Go Crazier, Side by Side on a Dating Show 你发癫，我更癫，恋综上面肩并肩 Six-Six Fruit六六果Two Male Leads640k WordsCompleted [Audio drama now available~~~] [Dual Male Leads + One-on-One Romance + Dating Reality Show, Hilarious, Sweet, and Satisfying] [Unhinged Young Heartthrob VS Even More Unhinged CEO] He transmigrates into a book and immediately gets pressured by a scumbag into breaking off their engagement? Shen Yan goes berserk on the spot: “If you want to save face, you have to give some too. Having a mistress doesn’t make you right. Pay me four million, or I’ll see you outside the proctology clinic!” Early i 27kReads9.5Score3.9kShelves

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   This person thought he was traveling through a book but turned out to be the original person in the world. He thought he was a love rival but turned out to be his best friend. He thought he was an ordinary person but turned out to be a young master from a wealthy family. He thought he had no memory and had amnesia but was being framed to replace his identity. He thought there was only one person who had amnesia but turned out to be the real person in the world. He thought he was a stand-in but turned out to be the original owner. I thought they hated each other so much that they turned out to be best friends, but they were inserted into the plot line. It really took seconds. When I watched it, I couldn't think of any twists in the next chapter. The plot is online, the transportation is developed, and the deputy CP is on the highway. It doesn't just emphasize one aspect blindly. It is a group portrait. The writing is also very online. The subject matter is not bad.

4. 4 淦 Damn! I Became a Saintly Male Tutor in a Cliché Romance, and Now Everyone’s Fighting over Me 淦！狗血文里当家教男菩萨被疯抢 The Actual Demoness妖精本妖Two Male Leads260k WordsCompleted [Mind-reading + one-on-one romance + college + villains everywhere + over-the-top wealthy-family drama + livestreaming + face-slapping and trash-taking-down + satisfying, sweet, and hilarious] Jiang Qi transmigrated into a tragic cannon-fodder tutor in an over-the-top melodrama. Jiang Qi, once a massively popular Douyin livestreamer who raked in money as a swoon-worthy heartthrob, thought: With natural advantages like these, why the hell would I work as a tutor?! He tried to find a chance to qui 4.5kReads9.3Score670Shelves

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   Haha, it's funny and a bit laughable. Wonderful plot

5. 5 捕 Capturing That Sweet Yet Wild Omega 捕捉那个又乖又野的Omega Xiao Xiaoxiao肖小肖Two Male Leads443k WordsCompleted [ABO setting, devoted to each other] Qiao Yu is a little beta who can be sweet one moment and fiery the next. One day, he suddenly starts giving off the warm scent of cedar. The scent draws He Wangzhou, a federal general, to him. He Wangzhou has no shame at all. He pins the little beta against a wall. Grinning, he says, “You’re about to present as an Omega. You’re my Omega.” Qiao Yu’s eyes turn faintly red. “Keep talking nonsense and I’ll bite you to death. Just you wait.” He Wangzhou sighs. “Yo 2.8kReads9.4Score394Shelves
6. 6 读 The Corpse Reader 读尸人 Tong Xiaoxiao桐筱筱Mystery1.1M WordsCompleted Standalone cases + criminal investigation + two male leads + mind-bending mystery The Linghai Public Security Bureau established a major crimes unit. Just as everyone was wondering which criminal investigation captain would be given the job, they were told that the provincial bureau had parachuted someone in directly. Everyone was curious about the new head of the major crimes unit. Cases piled up, from opening coffins for autopsies and childbirth after death to missing wives. See how a forensic 57.6kReads9.2Score5.8kShelves
7. 7 偏 Possessive Madman Coaxes Him With a Hand on His Waist! The Cold-Hearted Host Starts to Feel Something 偏执疯批掐腰哄！清冷宿主动了心 A Fish Enters the Boat有鱼入舟Two Male Leads714k WordsCompleted [Quick Transmigration + Devoted Couple + Flirting and Pampering + Feel-Good Story + One-on-One Romance!] [Obsessive and Unhinged + Soft, Sensual, and Cool] Who could have guessed that the last nine-tailed fire fox of the Fox Clan, revered by everyone, would lose her tail? Looking for her tail is one thing, but why does she end up homeless right away? No big deal, just a little problem. She can stay with the unhinged guy. Wait... The obsessive bigwigs she flirted with in different worlds are all 11.7kReads9.6Score1.6kShelves

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   I only recommend books with high ratings, and the lowest is 8.9. You will know the scores of these books. Also, 20 books is Pomodoro's limit, not my limit. If you want to read more good books, you can check my bookshelf, I have them all classified.

8. 8 炮 The Sacrificial Supporting Character Gets Confessed to by the Protagonist Squad Again 炮灰助攻又被主角团告白了 Primordial Immortal Beast洪荒仙兽Two Male Leads3.0M WordsOngoing [Two male leads + protagonist is the pursued one + cultivation + straight-man heartthrob adored by all + transmigrate into a book + ensemble cast] Xie Yunhe transmigrates into a book. The System tells him to play matchmaker and help the universally adored Long Aotian find a cultivation partner. To keep him from being charmed by the protagonist's group and getting distracted from his matchmaking duties, it kindly installs a face-blurring System for him. From then on, beauties surround him, but he 36.2kReads9.3Score3.3kShelves
9. 9 直 A Straight Man Picks Up a Gangster with a Flirtatious Streak and Gets Stalked 直男捡到黑道绿茶后，被缠上了 Yi Yeye伊野叶Two Male Leads329k WordsCompleted Dual male leads + strong leads + yandere + younger seme + both inexperienced No secondary couples. The seme will go to college later, and the uke’s family won’t go bankrupt, so don’t worry. Emotionally steady, formidable uke × initially scheming, later yandere younger seme Content warnings: 1. The uke is a bit of a magnet for admirers, and many people like him. 2. The romance develops slowly. Blurb Duan Yunhe fell out with his family, had his bank cards cut off, and was thrown out of the house. 2.8kReads9.3Score528Shelves
10. 10 穿 Transmigrated into a Novel, and Now My Love Rivals Can Hear My Thoughts 穿书后，情敌们都能听见我心声 Qing Ge磬歌Two Male Leads1.2M WordsCompleted [Love Rival Showdown] [1v1] [From Everyone’s Least Favorite to Everyone’s Crush] [Inner Monologue] Ji Ting, hailed as a rising star of the future scientific community, transmigrates into a book after an explosion in his laboratory. His name and appearance haven’t changed, but he’s gone from a scientific prodigy to the second young master of the Ji family, notorious for his awful behavior. And worse, he has to compete with three powerful men for the love of one person. One is a ruthless heir to a 390Reads9.5Score130Shelves
11. 11 勾 After Flirting with My Unhinged Junior Brother, I Somehow Became Everyone's Crush 勾搭疯批师弟后，我竟成了万人迷 A Promise Worth Its Weight in Gold一言九鼎Two Male Leads434k WordsCompleted [Two male leads + one-on-one, both each other's first and only + from universally despised to universally adored] Ji Ci transmigrated into a book. He went from a pure and sunny college student to the vicious male supporting character beside the universally adored protagonist of a Green River novel. System: [Endure humiliation and survive. One day, Host will achieve greatness and reach the pinnacle of life!] Ji Ci: Got it. So whenever the protagonist was in danger, he took the blade for him. When 17.6kReads9.5Score2.9kShelves
12. 12 谁 Who Takes Whom Seriously? 谁把谁当真 Shui Qiancheng水千丞Two Male Leads363k WordsCompleted One is a fickle playboy who lives life as he pleases. The other has been through countless trials and puts reason before emotion. A relationship that began with “living in the moment” gradually turned into a bloodless battle of wits, where each tried to win the other’s heart. They distrust each other, yet feel drawn to one another, constantly testing each other’s limits with suspicion and probing. They knowingly fall into the trap, surrendering to feelings in confusion, until they’re caught in a 39.4kReads9.5Score8.4kShelves
13. 13 附 Additional Inheritance 附加遗产 Shui Qiancheng水千丞Two Male Leads467k WordsCompleted Yaya was gone. She had killed herself. Though they weren't related by blood, she had been his older sister for over ten years. Now she had vanished just like that, leaving him a sizable inheritance and... a child. He was only nineteen that year, still a child himself, yet somehow he had to look after a teenager. The kid wasn't difficult to care for. The moodiness and rebelliousness of adolescence were nowhere to be seen. He was brilliant, far more mature and levelheaded than his age suggested, a 56.5kReads9.5Score16.7kShelves
14. 14 惊 How Shocking! The Heir to a Top Tycoon Family, My Childhood Friend, Closes In Step by Step 惊悸！顶级豪门竹马他步步紧逼 One Building After Another一栋栋Two Male Leads212k WordsCompleted [Two male leads, coercive sex throughout + crazed obsession + scheming + a groveling chase for his wife] A young master who turns obsessive the instant his love goes unreturned × a foul-tempered, sharp-tongued beauty Just one remark from him, saying he didn’t love him, drove the other man to madness, using every possible threat and temptation to get his way. “Why won’t you even give me a chance?” “Do you really feel nothing for me?” “…It seems being gentle won’t work.” He slipped poison into th 5.2kReads8.9Score358Shelves
15. 15 君 Your Heart Is a Spark 君心易燃 Snow Ding'e's Cat雪叮呃的猫Two Male Leads677k WordsCompleted [The dashing, charismatic elite Zhou Yi x Jiang Yiran, the top student at a prestigious university] [High-quality novel + urban + happy ending + two male leads + equally matched leads + criminal investigation + case-solving + suspense + older man/younger man] A poisoning case on a university campus brings Jiang Yiran, a third-year chemistry student, into Zhou Yi's life. As they spend more and more time together, Jiang Yiran realizes his feelings for Zhou Yi are changing. A chance encounter gives 615Reads9.4Score107Shelves
16. 16 炬 Torchlight [Criminal Investigation] 炬火【刑侦】 Glazed Luanhua琉璃栾华Mystery601k WordsCompleted Dozens of high-stakes, mind-bending cases. A detective and a psychologist join forces to solve crimes, uncover the truth, and probe human nature. (Mystery + deduction + psychologist + episodic cases + serial murders + high-IQ crimes + strange tales + revenge plots + perfect partners + light horror + suitable for the easily frightened.) This novel is the second installment in Confession, also known as The Truth About Murder. Once again, it follows detective captain Ti An and psychologist Zhao Yao 6.4kReads9.4Score863Shelves
17. 17 余 Embers (Also Known as The World Lost Its Guard) 余烬（又名《人间失守》） Mottled Garment斑衣Two Male Leads790k WordsCompleted [Seasoned, calculating, hot-blooded detective VS. an enigmatic, morally ambiguous young nobleman from the slums] [Two powerful male leads + Criminal investigation + Mystery + Case-solving + Happy ending] A seasoned, calculating, hot-blooded detective VS. an enigmatic, morally ambiguous young nobleman from the slums. The world is a city, and even when its walls crumble, you can still see the light from atop the ruins. Wei Heng: “This world is strange. People only care about when you’ll die; no on 26.2kReads9.6Score5.1kShelves
18. 18 死 On the Brink of Death 死亡濒临 Seeds Aren't Fish籽非鱼Two Male Leads322k WordsCompleted On the very first day of the newly formed Nanjing City investigation team, a murder case breaks out. Gu Xiyi, a key figure in the case, is an expert at slacking off and sneaking in flirtatious jabs at the team captain. At first, Xian Wei tries every trick in the book to lock Gu Xiyi up, convinced that his very existence is a menace to society. Later, he never imagines that Gu Xiyi will end up being a menace to him alone... If you don't know death, how can you understand life? If the dead cannot 187Reads9.3Score—Shelves
19. 19 犯 Criminal Psychology (Complete in Three Volumes) 犯罪心理（全三册） Daisy戴西Mystery466k WordsCompleted A string of unnatural deaths. A series of brutal methods. Crime scenes that send a chill down your spine. This is a psychological battle between good and evil, a life-and-death struggle between crime and punishment. He is a detective with a keen eye for crime scenes and a deep understanding of criminal psychology, leaving suspects nowhere to hide. She is an outstanding forensic pathologist who can make the dead “speak.” Can they enter the maze of a suspect's memories and send the deranged devil 659Reads9.4Score151Shelves
20. 20 红 Red and White Wedding 红白囍 AyeAyeCaptainTwo Male Leads186k WordsCompleted [Republican-era nostalgia + supernatural + two male leads + equally matched powerhouses + pure-hearted madmen] [Brilliant and passionate young diviner Tian Suanzi, Mu Geshen X cold-on-the-outside, warm-on-the-inside heir to a family of physicians, the saintly doctor Chai Shuxin] A funeral is mournful, a wedding joyful, I travel from the world of the living to the Yellow Springs, Prepare incense, candles, paper horses, and a bridal sedan, Lady Meng offers us the nuptial wine. White paper, red rob 52.1kReads9.7Score12.8kShelves
21. 21 星 The Sunday Patient 星期天的病人 The Moon Bites Your Ear月亮咬耳朵Two Male Leads104k WordsCompleted [The Radio Drama Adaptation of the Same Name Is Now Airing] [Moody Bipolar Patient Chi Xun × Calm, Self-Possessed, Gentle Psychiatrist Xie Yi] [Premium Novel + Two Male Leads + Sweet Romance + Younger Man + Lighthearted + Faux Taboo] Xie Yi had worked as a psychiatrist for years and met all kinds of strange patients. In theory, no matter what sort of patient he encountered, he could maintain his professional composure. But Chi Xun was without a doubt the most unconventional patient he had seen i 984Reads9.3Score281Shelves

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