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1. 801 末 Reborn in the Apocalypse: The Saintly Supporting Actress Goes on a Killing Spree 末世重生，圣母女配杀疯了 Subtle Ink微墨Sci-Fi & Apocalypse367k WordsCompleted Ruan Yu was reborn, and only then learned that she was the unlucky, saintly supporting heroine in an apocalypse novel, the only person with a healing ability. She was the main characters' cheat code, a tool for the male and female leads, Xu Yanzhi and Bai Cha. As soon as the apocalypse began, she saved the heroine after she was injured by a zombie. But good deeds went unrewarded: the leads morally blackmailed her in the name of “humanity” and sent her to a scientist's lab, where she was tortured 6.9kReads8.5Score647Shelves
2. 802 恋 A Dating Show? Just My Playground 恋综？姐的游乐场罢了 Qiuqiu Wan秋秋丸Modern Romance278k WordsCompleted [Ridiculous jokes + going off the rails + showbiz + dating reality show + one-on-one sweet romance] [Zany, unhinged actress vs. scheming CEO who plays dumb] Just after transmigrating into a book, Qiao Qingqing finds herself watched by a million livestream viewers as she jumps off a building to profess her love to a scummy actor. If they just want to watch her make a fool of herself, then fine! She takes the plunge and lands on the actor, squeezing a fart right out of him. The comments explode: S 442Reads8.8Score108Shelves
3. 803 猎 Hunting the City: I Am a Legendary Investigator! 猎杀都市：我，传奇调查员！ Shang Jian尚简Mystery2.8M WordsCompleted Online game, tabletop-RPG style, infinite-flow, mildly frightening, not mindless All players of Murder City, take note: The “investigators” you play will enter all kinds of dangerous places, struggling between the mysterious and the human. Death during a mission is permanent. Have a pleasant game. This is a dark forest woven from the bizarre and the uncanny, where people fight and kill under cruel rules. The winners claim everything, while the losers become food. And within this brutally hardcor 3.4kReads9.2Score482Shelves

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   Abstract, sometimes he is really abstract.

4. 804 变 After Turning into a Cute Girl, I Got More Children, More Blessings, and I'm Pregnant to My Ears! 变萌妹后，多子多福，我怀麻了！ Little Lolita Sister萝莉小妹Eastern Fantasy155k WordsCompleted [Pure romance] [No toxicity, no angst] [Includes bonus chapters] [Ten is a big sister] Lin Li transmigrated. She was still a breathtakingly beautiful princess, but her kingdom had fallen. All she had was her beauty, and she had no real abilities. Fortunately, she could become stronger by binding herself to a System. And so… she left the crowds behind and walked into the forest. Today, she caught another wild… A new story is here! Come read my work on Fanqie Novel. I hope you enjoy it. Your suppo 4.7kReads6.3Score302Shelves

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   Oops, I really shouldn't post this novel on this website. Oh my god, it's really super, super, super abstract. The subject matter is very novel. Just read it. It's really a very, very perverted novel.

5. 805 地 Little Troublemaker from the Underworld: Devouring Gossip Across the Capital 地府来的小祸害，满京城吃大瓜 The Pen Name That Doesn’t Need Zhouzhou不用周周的笔名Ancient Romance1.1M WordsOngoing Qin Xiaosan is Lord Yama's darling little daughter and a notorious troublemaker in the Underworld. Because she is such a handful for her father, Lord Yama finally loses patience and tosses her into a book. Qin Xiaosan of the Pingyang Marquis's household is not only the top bully in the capital, but also its undisputed gossip queen. Putting scoundrels in their place and serving up face-slapping... Digging pits and leaving others to deal with them... The gossipy busybodies in the melon patch have 40.6kReads8.5Score3.8kShelves

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   I was having fun while watching it, and the pressure of working as a worker suddenly disappeared.

6. 806 满 The Whole Sect Is Full of Crazy Villains, Only the Junior Sister Is a Goofball 满门反派疯批，唯有师妹逗比 Wei Xiaoxi未小兮Ancient Romance3.5M WordsCompleted After transmigrating into a book, Ye Linglong becomes the vicious cannon-fodder villainess in a cultivation novel. With terrible aptitude, she even coerces the heroine into taking her into the top sect during the Cultivation Tournament. After joining, she opposes the heroine at every turn and eventually dies a miserable death. To enjoy a long, happy life, Ye Linglong immediately gives up on coercing the heroine and turns around to join the worst sect in the cultivation world. She’s done being th 318.8kReads9.6Score36.1kShelves

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   This is a strong recommendation, especially the first one

7. 807 安 Peaceful Prosperity 安宁盛景 Peach Lemon Tea蜜桃柠檬茶Two Male Leads230k WordsCompleted [Two Male Leads] [Lighthearted Comedy] [Showbiz] [1v1, Both Pure in Love] When a goofy actor goes up against a scene-stealing superstar, which one will come out on top?? One variety-show director has this to say: “I don’t know which one is better, but ever since I met those two, my hair has kept falling out. What was supposed to be a laid-back variety show turned into a comedy show because of them.” Plenty of viewers have a suggestion for this situation: “Please, someone get these two into the s 965Reads9.1Score172Shelves
8. 808 我 I Have 6 Systems, So What's Wrong with Being a Little Arrogant? 我，6个系统，嚣张一点怎么了 Stop Rushing Me, Can't I Just Write别催码字行不行Modern Romance565k WordsCompleted [No romance + strong female lead + System + feel-good power fantasy + face-slapping and putting scumbags in their place] On New Year's Eve, Tang Tingyu gets fired in the most miserable fashion. She tells herself she can get by on her savings for a while, only to receive a call from the police saying her apartment has been burglarized. The thief didn't leave her a single coin. Furious and heartbroken, she climbs onto the rooftop and gives the heavens the middle finger. A bolt of lightning strikes 14.3kReads8.9Score2.3kShelves

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   I was so happy after listening to it in the middle of the night

9. 809 系 The System Is Getting Creepier, What Does That Have to Do with Me, a Priest? 系统越来越诡异关我牧师什么事 Hu Dao胡叨Eastern Fantasy2.8M WordsCompleted [A System That Makes You Stronger by Talking People into Things] [Cthulhu] [Western Fantasy] [Comedy] [No Harem] Teammate A: Rupert, you have the priest’s [Blessing], right? Rupert: I’ll play the [Demon’s Murmurs] on repeat for you. It’s basically the same thing. You’ll be fearless. Teammate B: Rupert, you must have the priest’s [Holy Shield], right? Rupert: I’ll stick a [Void Tentacle] into you. Don’t mind its looks, it’ll protect you. Teammate C: Rupert, you have the priest’s [Holy Healing Aur 23.2kReads8.6Score3.2kShelves

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   Abstract and funny, relaxed and everyday. But you must have a flexible moral bottom line when reading the first book.

10. 810 为 A Commentary on This Wonderful Otherworld 为美好的异世界献上吐槽 Xiao Luo Wushuang小落无双Eastern Fantasy3.1M WordsCompleted [Funny + lighthearted + witty banter] I’m Yun Shu, a transmigrator who loves peace and excels at witty comebacks! My dream is to find a long-haired, straight-haired goddess who’s equally at home entertaining guests and cooking, then live a quiet life with her. But in reality, all I get is a jerk of a System mocking me three times a day, sometimes even giving me an extra serving. So, to stop that thing from mocking me, I set out on a passionate journey to become the strongest in the world. Well.. 50.4kReads9.0Score3.9kShelves
11. 811 综 Anime Crossover: I Want Both Trouble and Cuddles 综漫：搞事贴贴我都要 Little Pig Who Loves Barbecue爱吃烤肉的小猪Anime Fanfiction800k WordsCompleted The Holy Grail War: Archer Lu Benwei, Assassin Shan Shangche, Caster Cai Xukun... Who will emerge victorious in the battle between Persistence Gu Winter-Swimming Weird Pigeon and Good Fortune Gu Ding Zhen? Akame ga Kill!: How do you raise a final boss? Why did Mine change her name to Mine Uchiha Kiana Otto? Record of Ragnarok: Thunder God vs. Ma Baoguo Blue-Eyed Witch vs. the Sea God Banana-Kun vs. Shiva Black Tiger Ah Fu vs. Hercules Will humanity or the gods emerge victorious? Genshin Impact: 602Reads8.4Score—Shelves
12. 812 假 The Fake Heiress Lacks Virtue in Every Way, and She'll Really Spill the Tea 假千金五行缺德，有瓜她真敢爆啊 Big Big Big Malt大大大麦芽Modern Romance495k WordsCompleted [Completed] After Wen Xia finishes her quick transmigration missions, she learns that in her original world she was just a short-lived cannon-fodder character: a fake heiress in a wealthy family, a bit player in the entertainment industry, and a beautiful, weak, and foolish nobody among cannon fodder. Even her death was completely unoriginal. After reading the bare-bones plot, she says, “You all carry on. My corpse isn't feeling too good, so I'm leaving.” Her former future mother-in-law: “Here's 10kReads9.0Score1.5kShelves

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    No need to say more

13. 813 重 Reborn as a Nanny in a CEO’s Mini-Drama! 重生之我在霸总短剧里当保姆！ A Visitor from Afar远方来客啦Modern Romance80k WordsCompleted Reborn as a Nanny in a Short CEO Drama, also known as Madam Li Has Eight Babies When fiction became reality, Wang Ma never expected she’d transmigrate one day. But unlike everyone else, who became young ladies or wealthy madams, she ended up as a nanny? Wang Ma: ***. Well, a nanny it was. At least the pay was decent, and she could slack off a little each month. It was just that Mr. Gu of this household was completely unhinged, always talking about making people die with him. Wang Ma: “So this jo 753Reads—Score102Shelves

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    These books can make me laugh all night

14. 814 人 An Ordinary Guy in a Crossover World, with a Stand and a Screw Loose 人在综漫，拥有替身，还在发癫 Autumn Wind Like Fire秋风如火Anime Fanfiction996k WordsCompleted My name is Xiao Yi. I'm an ordinary person who somehow ended up in an anime world and somehow gained a Stand. But I figure, in a crossover anime world, there's (probably) no danger, and no need to save the world, so what am I supposed to do with a Stand? (The earlier chapters may be a little embarrassing and aren't very well written, but the story gradually picks up from there.) 3kReads7.5Score186Shelves
15. 815 姐 I’m the Big Sister of Showbiz, and I Go Crazy Whenever I Feel Like It 姐在娱乐圈，没事就发癫 As If Spring Winds Came Overnight忽如一夜春风来Modern Romance587k WordsCompleted [Showbiz + Transmigrating into a Book + Livestreamed Dating Show + Hilarious Shenanigans + One-on-One Romance] Yang Mimi, an office drone earning 3,000 yuan a month, has barely transmigrated into a book when she catches her boyfriend cheating. She reports him to the police for soliciting a prostitute, and when the scumbag tries to force a kiss on her, she gives him a hard slap. Don't you dare touch me! Her company's boss keeps pressuring her. Yang Mimi says, “Come on! Fire me! If you don't fire 101Reads8.0Score—Shelves
16. 816 要 To Succeed, Go Crazy First: My Parents' Toxic Romance? I Tell Them to Break Up 要成功，先发疯，爸妈虐恋我劝分 Sine and Cosine Live in the Sun正余弦生活在太阳Modern Romance201k WordsCompleted [I Transmigrated Back to When My Parents First Met, and I’m Killing Myself] [Subverting the Tropes + Absurd Comedy + Ensemble School Cast] To change the fate of their villainous mother and their devoted second-male-lead father, Tu Fu and her two older brothers transmigrate to the time when their parents first met. For her mother’s happiness, Tu Fu decides to bring her and the male lead together. “According to unofficial historical records, a female supporting character and the male lead can live 2.5kReads9.2Score385Shelves
17. 817 穿 I Became the Villain's Mom and Went Viral on a Parenting Show with My Antics 穿成反派亲妈，我靠沙雕爆红娃综 The Great Attacker of Bikini Bottom比奇堡大总攻Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Comedy + Villainess + Transmigrate into a Book + Face-Slapping + Celebrity Parenting Livestream] Leng Qingqing, a top agent who retired from the Quick Transmigration Bureau, transmigrates into a book as the abusive mother of a cannon-fodder character, destined to be the young villain's downfall. At this point, the little villain is on the verge of turning evil! No need to panic. With a child in one hand and a variety-show contract in the other, Leng Qingqing sets off to film a parenting show. 22.5kReads8.9Score3kShelves
18. 818 史 The Harshest Test Setter in History 史上最狠出题人 Clouds Stop, Water Flows云止流水Urban507k WordsCompleted [Adapted into a short drama] He's elementary school students' worst nightmare, the most deviously cruel exam setter in the world! One test paper wiped out 140,000 students in Jiangcheng, while a single question made 200,000 students in Huicheng cry! Every student who has ever taken Qin Ye's exams is left with a hundred thousand questions in their head. What color was Daji's bellyband? Did Qin Shi Huang circle the pillar clockwise or counterclockwise? This is a Chinese exam, so why are you asking 9.4kReads9.3Score1.2kShelves
19. 819 不 Weren't We Supposed to Be at Each Other's Throats? Why Are We Hugging? 不是互掐吗，怎么还抱上了 Dew's Fragrance露凝香Modern Romance310k WordsOngoing [Rivals-to-lovers couple + goofy humor and memes + variety-show livestream + both leads are romantically inexperienced + entertainment industry] [Once-hated by everyone, later a top-tier star × rebellious, sharp-tongued, proud, and pure-hearted young master] Yu Shu is a mouse who accidentally transmigrates into a vicious supporting female character with the same name. Right from the start, she is invited to take part in a deserted-island survival show. Why was she invited? Of course, because th 19Reads6.9Score—Shelves
20. 820 宗 Everyone in the Sect Is a Menace, So I Have No Choice but to Slack Off 宗门上下全是妖孽，我只好摆烂喽 Ren Jian任笺Eastern Fantasy86k WordsCompleted [Comedy] [Cultivation] [Light ensemble cast] [No female lead] Also known as: Weak Cultivation? I'll Conquer the World Through Connections The cold second senior brother focuses on the Ruthless Dao. The cruel second senior sister focuses on the Dao of Slaughter. The junior sister is innocent and adorable. The junior brother is arrogant and chuunibyou. But who, exactly, is the senior brother of this group of monstrous geniuses? A good-for-nothing boy who has cultivated for ten years and still hasn —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Good-looking and immortal.

21. 821 末 Apocalypse Carnival: I'm an Idiot, and Proud of It? 末日狂欢：我是萨比我骄傲了？ A Sword's Courage, a Zither's Heart, and Books for Bones剑胆琴心书为骨Sci-Fi & Apocalypse1.0M WordsCompleted [Apocalypse + comedic antics + brainless fun + spiritual elevation] A tale of umbrella people and umbrella affairs amid an apocalyptic crisis. The years 1999 and 2012 were two major turning points for human civilization. Alien invasions, a global apocalypse, and the coming Ice Age all point to a cosmic crisis that has already arrived. Stockpiling supplies? Building a shelter? Utterly pointless. In the apocalypse, only idiots can last forever. Apocalyptic revelry. Am I proud to be an idiot? 16Reads—Score—Shelves

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    There is no need to say much about the first three. Just by looking at the name, you can tell that the last one is purely abstract.

22. 822 扭 Heroes of the Three Kingdoms: Defying Heaven’s Will 扭曲天意之三国英雄传 Chameleon of the Savage Mountain野人山变色龙Historical297k WordsOngoing At the end of the Eastern Han dynasty, the Yellow Turban Rebellion erupts, the will of Heaven twists, and heroes return from across the myriad worlds. Uchiha Cao Cao, his benevolent and righteous companion Liu Bei, Jiangdong’s sea tiger Sun Jian, Elden Lord Yuan Shao, and the Black Emperor Yuan Shu gather in Chenliu, raising an army against Dong Zhuo’s tyranny. Vampire Dong Zhuo, the invincible Lu Bu, ghost-controlling Wang Yun, magical girl Diao Chan, and Hollow Knight Chen Gong enact a chain o 813Reads—Score101Shelves

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    Cao Cao overheard two people whispering at the gate of Changle Palace. It turned out that Situ Wang Yun was celebrating his birthday tonight. Through illusion, he discovered that something was wrong with Wang Yun, and that the world was very different from before he traveled through it. So I decided to go to Wang Yun's house for a banquet in the evening. ... Wang Yun used human skin paper to predict the future, and knew Cao Cao's intention in advance. He also knew that Cao Cao's assassination attempt on Dong Hui failed, and Dong Zhuo would send Lu Bu to search his home, so he prepared a fake seven-star sword to clear himself of suspicion. The human skin paper also warned him to be careful with Lu Bu and not to take action in front of Lu Bu. At the same time, he must also be wary of Li Jue and Guo Bang, because he will die at the hands of these two people in the future.

23. 823 胖 The Fat Orange Emperor Reborn: Torment Huanhuan, Spoil Ruyi! 胖橘重生：为虐嬛嬛宠如懿！ Pinpin Can't Wake Up颦颦睡不醒Female-Channel Fanfiction151k WordsCompleted [A wildly imaginative story. Hope you can keep up!] So far: 1. Ruyi farted so hard that the melon shed collapsed 2. Big Fat Orange went to the Cold Palace to have an affair with Ruyi 3. Consort Hua was reborn as heir to the throne 4. Big Fat Orange sneaked off at midnight to drink Consort Duan's safflower potion 5. Yixiu organized a harem battle squad to take down Big Fat Orange 6. Big Fat Orange stole Noble Lady Qi's melon 7. Ruyi declared herself emperor in the Cold Palace 8. Xia Dongchun chan 308Reads6.9Score—Shelves

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    Fans went crazy [Ruyi's Royal Love in the Palace➕Zhen Huan's Legend] An Lingrong stuffed Xiji Pills into Fat Orange's navel. It was advisable to trim Chunyuan's old clothes to pieces and put them on Fat Orange's bedside. The burning of Fat Orange in Shen Meizhuang left a big scar.

24. 824 零 Post-00s Dad Livestreams Parenting: Dad, Why Are You Crying Louder Than the Baby? 零零后直播带娃：爹咋哭的比娃响 Attending the Banquet Without Paying a Gift吃席不交份子钱Urban1.4M WordsCompleted As people pay more and more attention to their children's education, a live reality show called Fatherly Love Is a Mountain gets underway. The production team randomly selects one dad born in the 1980s, one born in the 1990s, and one born in the 2000s. The dad born in the 1980s is an all-rounder when it comes to childcare, looking after his daughter with meticulous care and tenderness. Viewers: “A father's love is like a mountain! This dad really shields his daughter from every storm!” The dad b 15.1kReads9.5Score1.5kShelves

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    It was super funny. Xie Mi went crazy on the spot and uttered arrogant words in the live broadcast room. "Come! Poke me! Come and stab me! I will explode the earth directly. Passers-by who accidentally entered the live broadcast room were almost fainted. Well, well, well, I have seen a pleasing personality, but this is the first time I have seen a death-seeking personality.

25. 825 祸 Disaster Delivered: The Hilarious Villainess Is on Her Way 祸到付款：沙雕女配派送中 Jiang Yuqiao江遇乔Modern Romance308k WordsCompleted Also known as: Trouble, Cash on Delivery: The Hilarious Supporting Actress Is on Her Way [Dual transmigration into a book + System + Entertainment Industry + Unhinged Humor + Variety Shows + Livestreaming + Redemption + 1v1 Romance + Happy Ending] [A lie-flat, slack-off, unhinged celebrity × a sharp-tongued, hopelessly lovesick CEO] - Qiao Yan wakes up one morning to discover that she has transmigrated into a book again, becoming a washed-up minor supporting actress who’s so unpopular she’s prac 11.3kReads9.3Score1.6kShelves

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    ε٩(๑> ₃ <)۶з [Shadow play gag+IV1 Shuangjie+Group pet+Crazy brain C P Xi Congrong The crazy abstract but decathlon heroine V S The villain hero with a strange brain circuit, elegant and sinister (⁎⁍̴̛͂▿⁍̴̛͂⁎)*✲ﾟ*

26. 826 癫 The Lunatic Novel's Cannon-Fodder Villainess Tore Up the Script 癫文炮灰女配手撕了剧本 Jiang Ruohe江若何Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Transmigration into a Book + Ultra-Sweet One-on-One Romance + Showbiz + Face-Slapping + Absurdist Humor + Both Pure and Faithful] [A powerful, absurdist girl who always says exactly what she thinks × a cold-on-the-outside, dark-on-the-inside film emperor with a delightfully unhinged mindset] After cursing the author as a lunatic, Yin Shuwei found herself transmigrated into a deranged romance novel as the cannon-fodder wife of the second male lead. In the original plot, her husband would be houn 8kReads9.2Score1.4kShelves
27. 827 穿 I Reincarnated as a Cannon-Fodder Supporting Actress, Then Went Viral for Losing It on a Dating Show 穿成炮灰女配后，恋综发癫爆红了 Zi Fu Shannai紫芙山奈Modern Romance367k WordsCompleted After transmigrating into a book, Wen Sangyu found herself in the role of a cannon-fodder supporting actress who ranked below the eighteenth tier. Facing a storm of online hate from the start, Wen Sangyu declared: People should do what they want and make life difficult for others. So she kicked the narcissistic male lead, tore into the fake-sweet female lead, and sent everyone flying without playing favorites, completely changing the tone of what was supposed to be a sweet dating show. The or 6.2kReads9.1Score842Shelves
28. 828 大 Big Shot, Don't Run! I'm Here to Join You in the Grave! 大佬别跑，我来找你拼坟了！ Sugar Come to Life成了精的糖Modern Romance436k WordsCompleted (Guaranteed crazy and sweet, jump right in!) [Unhinged antics and memes + Dating-show livestream + 1v1 sweet romance + Face-slapping + Absolutely shameless] [Unhinged and tough female star + Doting, obnoxious mysterious mogul + Happy ending + Both leads are romantically inexperienced] Jiang Yuan died, but when she opened her eyes again, she'd become the short-lived heroine of an angsty romance! She immediately quit and started going wild right where she stood! From the start, she set her sights 15kReads9.4Score2.6kShelves
29. 829 救 Help! The Villain Overhears Me Rewriting the Plot with Puns 救命！反派偷听我用谐音梗改剧情 Sanyingli三樱里Modern Romance565k WordsCompleted Also known as: Help! The Villain Overhears Me Rewriting the Plot with Homophones [Wealthy-family comedy + everyone’s darling and gossip + variety-show face-slapping] Qin Yiyang awakens to the truth. In the book, she grew up in a pigsty, then was brought home by her wealthy family and spoiled rotten. Great! She’s got the everyone’s-darling heroine’s script! But it turns out the fake heiress is the real heroine. Unhappy that her family dotes on Qin Yiyang, the fake heiress transforms into the daug 49.9kReads9.4Score7.4kShelves

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