Looking for a Book That Will Make Me Laugh Until I Shit Myself, the More Toxic the Better 想要能把我笑成大粪的书 越毒越好
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- 51 Livestream Fortune-Telling: From the Start, I Sponsored Grandpa's Underworld Startup 直播算命：开局赞助爷爷地府创业 [No Romance + Livestreaming + Fortune-Telling + Metaphysics + Showbiz] A metaphysical master fails her tribulation and wakes up in the body of a universally hated, C-list villainess. To pay off her breach-of-contract fees, Ji He starts livestreaming fortune-telling. A viewer with dark circles under his eyes calls in: “Streamer, why do I dream every night that my grandpa is telling me to burn joss paper?” Ji He: “Your grandpa's starting a business down below. He's short on cash.” Viewer: “...” On 44kReads9.3Score7.8k14d adds
- 52 You're Supposed to Be the Strategist, So Why Are You Dating the Enemy's? 让你当军师，你和女方军师好上了 (Romantic slice of life) + (One female lead) + (Not reborn) + (No System, no golden finger) Gu Xing helps his roommate add a girl on WeChat, and all the guys in Dorm 301 pitch in with advice. “Guys, what should I send as my first message?” “Do you even have to ask? Just send, ‘You there?’...” Gu Xing says, “Opening with ‘Hey, are you there?’ is guaranteed to make you look like a clown.” Under his roommates’ watchful eyes, Gu Xing becomes their romance coach. He sends, “The other person is typing 1.7kReads9.5Score31314d adds
- 53 My Phone Mutated, Giving Me One Supernatural App Every Week 手机变异，每周一个超凡应用 [Lighthearted Comedy + Magical Realism + Mostly Everyday Life + Absurd Humor + Overpowered Supernatural Abilities + Not Your Typical Power Fantasy + Supporting Characters Matter; if that's not your thing, don't read it, and if you stumble in by mistake, don't complain] Lin Tian's phone has mutated. Every week, he gets to try out a mutated version of a phone app. Here are the effects of the mutated apps: Navigation app Baide Maps: Search for ownerless treasures and track down rare hidden caches. 1.1kReads8.6Score10214d adds
- 54 EN Konoha's Crazy Dave 木叶的疯狂戴夫 Reborn in the world of Naruto, I become the son of the Second Hokage of Konoha? My name is Senju Dave? I can grow plants, and I’m really good at it! I’m classmates with Hiruzen and Danzo, and I help Danzo become Hokage? Hiruzen becomes Root? “Uncle Madara! You’re old now! Let me carry you!” “Brat! You want to dance?” 11kReads9.5Score91414d adds
- 55 EN Naruto: Starting by Punching Trees, Shocking Kurama! 火影：开局撸树，震惊九喇嘛！ [Comedy First] [One Female Lead] [Lighthearted Fun] [Plot-Driven] [Happy Rescue] [MC System] Zhou Ming works himself to death from overtime, then is born into Konoha as a prince. He decides he mustn't give Naruto too much lip, and discovers that he has an MC inventory. From that moment on, the Shinobi World's whole vibe starts going crooked... Uchiha Xiao Yan, carrying a Heavy Black Ruler and always flinging a handful of lime powder at the start of a fight, becomes the nightmare of everyone who 3.9kReads9.2Score21214d adds
- 56 Three Terrible Fortune Sticks? This Daoist Will Defy Heaven and Change Your Fate! 三次下下签？贫道替你逆天改命！ [Lighthearted comedy + Meme references + Satisfying power fantasy] Fang Yang transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a Taoist priest, invited to take part in a livestreamed variety show. Visitor: “Reverend, I can’t get over her. What should I do?” Fang Yang: “She’s bad luck for you!” Visitor: “Reverend, I found a huge tomb. Want to come with me?” Fang Yang: “No. I can’t handle those mechanisms.” Visitor: “What mechanisms?” Fang Yang: “The public security authorities!” Visitor: “Reverend, a 43.1kReads8.9Score3.6k14d adds
- 57 My Talent Is Trash? Then Come and Kill Me! 我的天赋是渣滓？那快来杀！ [Spiritual Qi Revival + System + One Female Lead + Equally Matched Leads + Immortality + Growth + Slow Burn] In the world of martial spirits, his talent exceeded the testing limit and was dismissed as worthless. If that's the case, Li Ye thought, come and kill me! [Ding! You were strangled to death by a grass sprite. Your death was gruesome... Gained 5 free attribute points! Reviving...] Li Ye: That one doesn't count. Again! [Ding! You were slapped to death by a Vajra Ape, leaving no remains... 3kReads8.4Score26014d adds
- 58 Doraemon: I Became a Clow Magician 哆啦A梦：我成为了库洛魔法使 Cen Feng is unexpectedly reborn in the world of Doraemon. On the day he transfers schools, he also gains a Myriad Worlds System. All he has to do is sign in to receive rewards from across the Myriad Worlds. The Eyes of God, spirits, elemental magic... he can get all of these through sign-ins. After receiving a reward, he returns home that evening and suddenly spots a very familiar sealed book on his bookshelf. Cen Feng takes the familiar sealed book off the shelf and falls silent. This is the wo 1.6kReads7.4Score13314d adds
- 59 The Empress Orders My Execution from the Start: I Summon the Fourth Calamity 开局女帝赐死：我召唤第四天灾 Su Chen transmigrated and became the heir to the Duke of Zhenguo. He had planned to live off his family's inheritance and coast through life, but the empress ordered his execution from the start. In a fit of rage, Su Chen flipped the table and summoned a million players from Blue Star. He never expected the players from Blue Star to be so battle-hungry that they put the emperor's robes on Su Chen, who only wanted to lie flat. Years later, Su Chen sat on the dragon throne, staring blankly at the 2.6kReads8.8Score24114d adds
- 60 I Donated Spirit Stones Worth a Hundred Million Times Their Value to the Sect, Terrifying the Empress and My Master 上交亿倍灵石入宗，吓坏女帝师尊 Ye Feng transmigrates to the Xuantian Continent, activates the Invincible Spendthrift System, and embarks on an unstoppable path of lavish spending. The head of the Xinghun Sect, Luo Qianxue: “I’m a holy maiden from the Upper Realm. After being ambushed, I was reborn in the lower realm, on the Xuantian Continent. All I want is to cultivate in peace, overcome my tribulation, and return to the Upper Realm as soon as possible. Ye Feng, can you stop squandering our resources? I don’t even want to de 20.4kReads9.3Score2.3k14d adds
- 61 One Talent a Week, I Slay Enemies and Become the Supreme God 每周一个天赋，我杀敌成至高神 (Steady updates, aiming for a million words. Read with confidence!) [Ultimate power fantasy + invincible male lead + unlimited talents + ruthless and decisive + crushes anyone who dares oppose him + total domination + no holier-than-thou heroics + plenty of love interests + down with green tea schemers] Blue Star is a world of high martial arts. Ferocious beasts invade and demons run rampant. The Xia Kingdom is beset by internal and external crises, teetering on the brink as storms gather. “I sp 19.6kReads7.1Score2.2k14d adds
- 62 A Conceptual Door From the Start, With Unlimited Power! 开局概念门，我的能力无上限！ [Concept-Level Powers + Self-Interest + Ruthless Decisiveness + Plot + Wish Fulfillment] Rifts have appeared, and monsters are running rampant! People awaken supernatural abilities and climb toward the pinnacle! This is the age of ability users! Su Chen's “Door” ability was rated the weakest, F-class. Everyone called it a useless power, but only he knew it was a “Conceptual Door.” If I say it's a door, then it's a door! Imagination drives productivity. How dare you say I'm only good for support? 17Reads6.5Score—14d adds
- 63 Haunted from the Start, I Dug Up Her Family's Ancestral Grave Overnight 开局鬼缠身，我连夜刨了她家祖坟 [Comedy + Feel-Good Power Fantasy + Schemer + Wild Imagination + Ghosts’ Worst Nightmare] Supernatural incidents are breaking out all over Blue Star, and suddenly the whole world has become dangerous. Luckily, Qin Yuan has activated the Ghosts’ Worst Nightmare System. By collecting ghosts’ negative emotions, he can use them as points to draw prizes and obtain all kinds of items and abilities. As a result, ghost victims are starting to appear all over the place. Starved Ghost: “He tied me up and 9.6kReads8.5Score70614d adds
- 64 I Only Tried to Get Myself Killed Once, and I’m Rewarded with a Chaos Constitution? 我才作死一次，就奖励混沌体？ [System + Scheming + Comedy + Subverting Expectations + Daring to Die] Lin Bei transmigrates to the Desolate Ancient Continent and gets himself a Super Dare-to-Die System. From then on, if there’s a way to die, he’ll take it. And if there isn’t, he’ll make one! A wild Saintess has appeared up ahead? Lin Bei: Leave her to me! Everyone who enters the Desolate Ancient Secret Realm is doomed to die? Lin Bei: Leave it to me! An immortal has descended, and his mount is a plump, gorgeous crane at the p 5.2kReads8.3Score59814d adds
- 65 EN Can’t This Entire Sect Scrounge Up a Single Decent Person? 全宗上下，拼不出一个好人？ [System + invincible + the Myriad Worlds + fiercely protective + sect fiercely protective + decisive and ruthless + master schemer] Chu Luo, a disciple of the Forbidden Sect, has maxed out his comprehension and mastered a whole arsenal of forbidden techniques. But an accident leads him into the sect’s forbidden grounds. Just as he is about to be expelled for breaking the rules, his master, who has been in seclusion for ages, breaks through to the Great Emperor realm and emerges in time! Master: 147.7kReads9.2Score14.3k14d adds
- 66 The Game of Grace 恩赐的游戏 [Fourth Calamity + Player Summoning + Ensemble Cast + Comedy + Wild Imagination + Another World] A legion that worships violence and slaughter refuses to start a war. An empire founded by a slave uprising continues to uphold slavery. A tribe that worships and relies on its gods refuses to speak of them. A nation founded by androids obsesses over human rights. By that logic, then, it seems perfectly reasonable that an omnipotent god has no powers at all, doesn't it? Shen Ming looked at the ea 27kReads9.0Score3.2k14d adds
- 67 Gourmet: Healing Anorexia One Bento Box at a Time 美食：摆摊卖盒饭，治愈厌食症 [Comforting food, no getting mad, funny reading over a meal, no female lead, hilarious ensemble cast] A genius chef transmigrates into the body of a sixty-year-old man and activates a System. As long as he heals wounded souls with his cooking, he can earn extraordinary rewards. But the System’s very first task is to heal someone with anorexia! Vibrant tomato and egg stir-fry, beef stewed with rich gravy, and layered minced-beef flatbreads dripping with juice. These aren’t beautiful illustration 8.9kReads8.9Score75414d adds
