Funny Cultivation Novels With No Romance 想看那种搞笑一点的修仙文，无cp

1. 1 一 A Flower, a Jug of Wine, an Immortal; Sleeping or Drunk, I Live Forever 一花一酒一仙人，亦眠亦醉亦长生 Eat a Billion Less少吃亿点Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted [This book is also known as The Nine Tales of Peach Blossom Spring] [The print edition of The Nine Tales of Peach Blossom Spring goes on sale at 7 p.m. on November 15!] [Immortality + taking disciples + no female lead + lighthearted comedy, no tearjerkers] When your master serves food, you spin the table; when your master chants a spell, you chatter away. When your master rests, you sing; when your master sleeps in, you bang on a pot. Your master is immortal, but your life is short; your master 235.9kReads9.5Score27.8kShelves

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   The bed is nice

2. 2 说 I Was Supposed to Be the Top Sword Cultivator, So Why Is It the Sword of Being a Jerk? 说好第一剑修，怎么是犯贱的贱 Qi Yi Zi七一子Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Physical edition preorder opens at 7:00 p.m. on the 22nd] [Hilarious, absurd, no-romance power fantasy + meme references + the female lead is the root of all evil] [One female lead corrupts every prodigy] At the sect entrance examination, everyone else was busy testing their spiritual roots. I was busy scamming people. Chi Miao transmigrated into the cultivation world ten years ago and got bound to a System that could only be unlocked after she committed a hundred scams. It promised she could b 135.3kReads9.5Score20.9kShelves

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   This is a very good book. Sisters who want to read Sand Glyphs can give it a try. I really like the fact that the main heroine has no cp. "My name is Chi Miao, the slow and unstoppable Chi, the Miaomiao who can return." I really like this sentence. The only fly in the ointment is that the heroine's experience in growing up and cultivating immortality is too great. She is 18 years ahead of her peers. This can be forgiven, after all, generations have paved the way, not to mention that you don't need to use your brain to read enjoyable stories. In the early stage, the heroine's mental state was super beautiful, and her mouth was always online. There is also a lot of foreshadowing, and it feels like there is a little bit of a knife in the back. I really like this kind of heroine who is capable, ambitious and has an above-average IQ. She never loses when it comes to bickering. She is also very kind to the people around her. She is not the kind of ungrateful person. The young people in the group portraits are always high-spirited and full of enthusiasm, and the friendship between them is also worth watching. The five little ones are still willing to risk their lives to retrieve their memories after forgetting about Miaomiao. Yan Ge, who has just become a disciple, is willing to help Miaomiao, who is building the foundation of Tiandao, to resist harm. , And Rong Yue still wanted to resurrect Yan Ge even though she was rejected by thousands of people and practiced the ghost way, etc... Even though the image of the heroine was so pitiful in her previous life, she still became a kind-hearted person who cared about the people. In the end, she would rather disappear in exchange for a new universe. All in all, it's really pretty.

3. 3 阴 The Dark and Dashing Senior Sister Has the Cultivation World Going Crazy 阴暗师姐她超帅，修真界全疯了 Cheng Ya乘芽Ancient Romance516k WordsCompleted [Publication pending] [No romance + ensemble cast + strong female lead + sect life + everyone’s a little crazy] [The main cast are unhinged and shameless. The heroine is fiercely independent, loyal, and more than a little mad] Xie Qing transmigrates into a book as a cannon-fodder supporting character and finds herself struggling to survive in a sect full of slackers. Who wants to pick a fight with the heroine? Xie Qing will set the whole cultivation world straight. She encourages her world-weary 28.4kReads9.5Score4.9kShelves

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   Funny article, a group portrait of a heroine who laughs until her stomach hurts, a passionate story about a group of passionate teenagers, a cool article about a heroine who specializes in her career, and has been rated highly by many book friends [shy][shy]

4. 4 上 You Destroyed My Dantian This Morning, Now I’m Burning Paper at Your Grave 上午毁我丹田，下午在你坟前烧纸 Holding Hands by the Fire执手烟火Ancient Romance4.2M WordsCompleted [The physical edition of One Thought, Phoenix Rising is available on all platforms] Feng Xi transmigrates into a cultivation novel as a cannon-fodder female side character, and the day she enters the book is the day she is doomed to die. To stay alive, she does everything she can to leave the heroine's sect, the Hunyuan Sect, and join the Xuantian Sect instead. Oh! All five of her senior brothers are the heroine's devoted admirers in the book, and each one dies more miserably than the last. Feng 189.5kReads9.5Score26.2kShelves
5. 5 小 My Junior Sister Is Overpowered, Yet Ridiculously Goofy 小师妹明明超强却过分沙雕 The Princess Isn't Going Home公主不回家Ancient Romance1.9M WordsCompleted (The second physical volume is out) Ye Qiao woke up one day to find she had become the second senior sister, a tool character in a novel about a girl adored by everyone. In the novel, whenever the junior sister was in trouble, the second senior sister stepped in. If the junior sister wanted a divine artifact, the second senior sister fetched it. If the junior sister lacked a spiritual root, hers had to be dug out. Ye Qiao was at her breaking point. She fled the mountain in the middle of the nigh 244.6kReads9.6Score26.1kShelves
6. 6 除 Other Than Cultivation, My Junior Sister Excels at Everything 除了修炼，师妹她样样精通 A Fortune Eases a Thousand Worries一富解千愁Ancient Romance2.5M WordsCompleted After staying up all night, Lin Ruo Xuan suddenly died and found herself inside a book as the villainess. She had opposed the heroine since childhood and kept provoking her even after the heroine awakened her special constitution, digging her own grave until she was finally killed with a single sword strike. But now, looking at her starting status, Lin Ruo Xuan saw that her single spiritual root had become three. Why bother picking a fight? She could barely protect herself. Thinking there was st 13.5kReads8.9Score1.8kShelves
7. 7 不 A Disciple Who Can't Catch Bugs Is No Good Bird 不会抓虫子的徒弟不是好鸟 Huli壶璃Ancient Romance1.4M WordsOngoing [Transmigration] [No Romance] [Master and Disciple] [Subverting the Usual Tropes] [Slow Burn] Tao Jiu transmigrates into a book and is bound to a "Villain-Training System". Her mission is to raise her disciple, Luo Feng, into a villain, then be killed by him. She decides to take a nap first. Raising a child is so easy. Just give him something to eat and he'll survive. So she turns him into a bird. She sleeps. He locks her up. She sleeps. He falls to demonic corruption. She sleeps. He says he lov 4Reads—Score—Shelves

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   It's quite interesting, give it a try, maybe it's weird, maybe it's different from most other articles. If you are bored, you can take a look

8. 8 小 My Little Junior Sister Sealed Her Emotions, and Now the Seal Is Broken Again! 小师妹她无情封印又破啦！ I'm Excellent我是优秀Ancient Romance978k WordsCompleted [Cultivation + a little goofy + a little ensemble cast + many one-sided crushes] Cang Shu cultivated the merciless Dao, living a bland life without love or desire. At last, when she was two hundred years old, she attained the Dao and ascended, only to get struck dead by lightning. Cang Shu instantly understood: cultivating this Dao wasn't for her. When she opened her eyes again, she had returned to the day she first began studying the merciless Dao as a girl. Standing before her was her master, 3.4kReads9.1Score516Shelves
9. 9 小 Little Junior Sister Sobs and Pouts, Yet One Sword Destroys Heaven and Earth 小师妹哭哭唧唧，但一剑毁天灭地 Wei Xiaoxi未小兮Ancient Romance3.5M WordsCompleted After transmigrating into a book, Ye Linglong becomes the vicious cannon-fodder villainess in a cultivation novel. With terrible aptitude, she even coerces the heroine into taking her into the top sect during the Cultivation Tournament. After joining, she opposes the heroine at every turn and eventually dies a miserable death. To enjoy a long, happy life, Ye Linglong immediately gives up on coercing the heroine and turns around to join the worst sect in the cultivation world. She’s done being th 410.3kReads9.6Score45.9kShelves
10. 10 长 Case Files of Chang'an City 长安城探案 The Qin Princess of the Grand Eunuch大黄门的秦公主Mystery10k WordsCompleted Solving Cases in Chang'an 2Reads—Score—Shelves
11. 11 大 The Qin Princess of the Great Yellow Gate 大黄门的秦公主 The Qin Princess of the Grand Eunuch大黄门的秦公主Ancient Romance157k WordsCompleted A new work is here! Welcome to read my stories on Tomato Novel. I hope you enjoy them. Your support motivates me to write, and I'll do my best to tell every story well! —Reads—Score—Shelves
12. 12 我 I Sell Spicy Strips in the Immortal Realm 我在仙界卖辣条 The Qin Princess of the Grand Eunuch大黄门的秦公主Eastern Fantasy161k WordsOngoing A new work is here! Welcome to read my stories on Tomato Novel. I hope you enjoy them. Your support motivates me to write, and I'll do my best to tell every story well! —Reads—Score—Shelves
13. 13 闲 The Laid-Back Life of an Idle Mountain God 闲鱼山神的摆烂日常 Daydreamxk白日梦xkModern Romance389k WordsCompleted (The story moves a little slowly in the first 30 chapters, which focus on Zhao Qingli, but it gets much better after that!) Zhou Feifei always thought she was just an ordinary farmer's daughter. She never expected that a trip back to her hometown would turn her into a “second-generation deity.” Her mother is none other than the famous Mountain Goddess from local legend! Now her mother wants to retire, and this ordinary woman who can't even hurt a fly is suddenly responsible for every living crea 248Reads8.2Score107Shelves

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    Please, please watch and leave him alone. The current words are still ancient.

14. 14 土 A Land Immortal and a Rolling Dragon’s Retirement in a Ruined Temple 土地仙和滚地龙的破庙养老日常 Night Lan Feifei夜澜朏朏Ancient Romance382k WordsCompleted On a whim, the Queen Mother of the West altered the Book of Life and Death, then took the form of a land god and came to Cherry Valley. There, she began a farming life full of chaos and endless mishaps. Soon, all sorts of little monsters made their grand entrances, while the gods watched and snacked on gossip. Come see the lively days in Cherry Valley. This is really a refreshing fairy tale about a hidden paradise: easy reading, no villains, and focused on everyday life~ See how the Queen Mother 16Reads8.2Score—Shelves
15. 15 道 Taoist Master, Are You Human Now? 道长，汝成人耶？ Dou Gu Buliang豆姑不梁Fantastical Romance147k WordsCompleted [Dumb Nian Beast x Scheming Daoist] [Historical Romance + Hilarious] Weng Maomao is a Nian beast from Nian Beast Village. Frail and sickly, she can barely walk. The first time she left the village, her brother Weng Yu carried her out in his mouth. Weng Yu left her in Jingtang Village, then turned around and started devouring livestock to scare the locals. Too weak to do much herself, she could only wreak havoc on the plants growing in the ground. Under an orange tree, Jiang Yanshu looked at Weng 7Reads8.9Score—Shelves
16. 16 虎 A Soft Persimmon with Tiger Stripes 虎皮软柿子 Dou Gu Buliang豆姑不梁Eastern Fantasy142k WordsCompleted After An Shili, Minister of Rites, accidentally crushed the shell of a golden field snail, things around his home started breaking every day. At first, he thought mice were causing trouble. Then he suspected the household had been visited by a New Year's Eve demon, then a flower spirit. Only in the end did he discover that a snail spirit was behind it all. She had come to take revenge because he had crushed her shell. An Shili had obsessive-compulsive disorder and liked things in pairs. Even the 1kReads9.3Score150Shelves
17. 17 皇 Your Majesty, I Think Your Palace Maid Is Cursing You Again 皇上，你家宫女好像又在骂你 Six Yuan六元钱Ancient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [The irresistible appeal of what you once rejected + powerful men bowing their heads + a double-standard male lead + raising her before a story of power and statecraft + romantic push and pull + he truly doesn’t love her at first, but gives his all once he does] Su Nanchu is unruly. Shen Jingzhi has always known that. But life in the palace is dull, and he doesn’t mind having a little plaything who can kick and scream. She becomes his daily amusement: reading memorials, practicing calligraphy, a 14.2kReads9.2Score1.4kShelves
18. 18 怨 The Little Junior Sister Everyone Pities? No, the Beloved of the Three Realms! 怨种小师妹？不！三界白月光！ Dust-Forgotten Wine忘尘酒Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Signed for publication, under the title “Clear Day, Boundless Light.” Strong female lead + light ensemble cast + everyone’s darling + putting scumbags in their place] On the brink of death, Ji Qingzhou regains the memories of her past life and learns that she has transmigrated into a tragic cultivation novel, where she is the male lead’s doomed first love. Ji Qingzhou: I have no interest in becoming part of some jerk’s tragic romance. The plot is about to kill her, and she is about to breathe h 99kReads9.5Score19.5kShelves

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    It's so beautiful, but it's not finished yet

19. 19 大 After the Senior Brother Was Reborn, His Junior Brother Pursued Him Relentlessly 大师兄重生后，师弟他疯狂追妻 Bestow赋予Two Male Leads556k WordsCompleted [Main story complete] [Master-brother who has lost all hope, the receiver x cold-hearted junior brother, the pursuer] - Love is the hardest thing to understand. Yan Jin used to think it was just an excuse made by people whose resolve in the Dao was weak. That was before he met his junior brother, Duan Weizhuo, a sword cultivator who followed the merciless path. They were entangled for years. Yan Jin even became obsessed, eventually falling into demonic cultivation. But in the end, it had all bee 11.2kReads9.0Score1.8kShelves

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    A very recommended book. There is CP, but it is very beautiful. With two male protagonists, the content is not only funny, but also touching, and it also brings tears to one's eyes. The characters in the article have distinct personalities. Each character has his own unique personality and beliefs. The content is not draggy.

20. 20 时 Rift in Time and Space: A Programmer's Strange Adventure in Ancient Times 时空裂缝：程序员的古代奇遇 The Qin Princess of the Grand Eunuch大黄门的秦公主Eastern Fantasy263k WordsCompleted A new work is here! Welcome to read my stories on Tomato Novel. I hope you enjoy them. Your support motivates me to write, and I'll do my best to tell every story well! —Reads—Score—Shelves

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