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542 签 After Signing for a Thousand Years, Master Just Wants to Live in Heaven and Earth Drunken Pen Vertical and Horizontalongoing 4.8kReads5.8Score—Shelves

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543 邻 My Neighbor Complained That My Late-Night Decoration Caused Her to Have a Miscarriage Eat Hard and Eat Soft Ricecompleted 75.7kReads9.8Score—Shelves

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I recommend reading these books, they are short but very meaningful!

560 重 Return to the 1980S and Counterattack by Relying on Fishing, Hunting and Running Mountains See the Dragon in NanshanUrban1.5M Wordscompleted 37.8kReads8.1Score4kShelves

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No system, no space, no best, reasonable logic, excellent writing style

561 极 Extreme Weather Picks. User 26182811completed —Reads8.6Score—Shelves

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"6 Absurd stories that will make you laugh so hard that you slap your thighs. You'll be so happy after reading this!" Dear readers, if you feel that life is short-lived recently and want to find some good stories that not only increase your knowledge but also make people laugh, then you have come to the right place. Our own author, Mr. Fu Shuiheng, has just uploaded a series of 6 addictive absurd workplace stories on the Tomato platform. Each of them is imaginative, full of laughs, but also thought-provoking. Mr. Fu has personally reviewed it for everyone. The chapters are wonderful and one of the best in the book. You will not be able to stop reading them once you read them. Today, let me take you to see the unique charm of these six stories and tell you why they are worthy of your search and reading immediately. The first article: "Oolong Incident" - How a non-existent asteroid paralyzed the world. When Chen Xinghe, a young attendant at the Astronomical Monitoring Center, was working the night shift, a piece of data suddenly popped up in the system: an asteroid with a diameter of about 0.8 Kilometers will hit the earth within 72 hours, with a collision probability of as high as 87%. He recalculated manually and the results were consistent. Emergency calls were made in the early morning, global observatories started cross-verification, and emergency departments in many countries were urgently awakened. The stock market shut down, supermarkets were sold out, believers knelt in churches, and office workers rushed into their bosses' offices to throw out letters of resignation - the whole world went crazy. However, just two hours after the warning was issued, Chen Xinghe dug out the truth from the depths of the sensor log: the telescope's CCD sensor shook for ten seconds during the calibration process, and the shaken interference signal was misjudged by AI as an asteroid echo. Three independent observatories re-verified and gave a unified conclusion: the asteroid does not exist. All mankind has been fooled by a "dazzling" telescope all morning. "Oolong Incident" tells you in the most absurd way - how close we are to a false alarm when algorithms and machines make decisions for us. Highlight of this article: Ten seconds of sensor jitter almost made the entire human race go crazy. How long has it been since you questioned "high confidence" automated information? Chapter 2: "Volcano Eruption Beauty Pageant" - When the volcano competes for the C position to debut. You have seen beauty pageants, but have you seen the volcano beauty pageant? The National Volcano Monitoring Center was so tight that it couldn't keep up its belt due to funding cuts. A group of scientists who were forced to come up with a trick to make the world's volcanoes look good. Kilauea in Hawaii has gentle overflowing winds, and the magma flows as silky as chocolate; Stromboli in Italy is a textbook for intermittent eruptions, with an invincible sense of rhythm; the fan group of Japan's Sakurajima held up signs of support and shouted "Sakurajima's C-position debut", with a level of enthusiasm comparable to that of a top-notch concert. What's even more amazing is that these volcanoes really seem to understand the cheers of humans - Sakurajima's smoke emissions soared during the peak voting period, and a volcano in New Zealand that had been dormant for hundreds of years rushed into the finals overnight because of a mysterious video, and its volcanic lake was boiling and bubbling strangely... Scientists canvassed votes while monitoring seismic data, making jokes and thrills fly together. When the volcano really started to erupt, you suddenly realized - it turns out that nature never listens to human command. Highlights of this article: Look at how humans consume everything with draft thinking, until nature slaps us with magma. Part 3: "Earthquake Notification in Advance" - The Life and Death Button of 0.3 Seconds If an earthquake could send you a text message in advance, what would you do? The National Earthquake Early Warning Center has developed an AI system that can identify seismic waves within 0.3 Seconds and send early warning text messages to everyone's mobile phone. That's faster than seismic waves, meaning you can be notified seconds before your house shakes—five seconds, enough to run from your bedroom to the living room; thirty seconds, enough to run from upstairs to the square. Ding Yue, the young head of system research and development, is full of confidence, but Lao Fang, the director of the center, is so worried that he cannot sleep because the observatory next door has just caused a global panic, and his superiors require that all warnings must be approved before being issued. Here's the problem – the earthquake early warning window only lasts a few seconds. If the earthquake has already happened after the approval process, what's the use of the early warning? What's even more frightening is that after the drill was a success, a group of mysterious opponents hiding in the dark quietly invaded the system's data link, and a false alarm covering most of China was about to detonate under everyone's eyes... The moment Lao Fang's hand hovered over the "Confirm Send" button, you discovered that technology can outperform seismic waves, but it may not win people's hearts. Highlights of this article: 0.3 Seconds can save a life, or it can suffocate the whole world. This is the ultimate battle between man and machine, speed and responsibility. Chapter 4: "The Cleansing Effect of Floods" - Who said floods only cause destruction? When a flood comes, you must think of disaster. But Tang Jingxian, a boss who has been working in sanitation for more than 20 years, saw business opportunities in the floods - he found that after the floods receded, the black and smelly river that had not been managed for many years actually became cleaner! Decades of pollutants deposited on the river bottom were washed away by flood peaks, the water quality index dropped off a cliff, and the river was so clear that you could see the bottom. So he came up with a plan that made all water conservancy experts want to flip the table: artificially create a small flood to wash the river channel. The reservoir flood discharge is used as a flushing toilet, and the downstream sedimentation tank is used as a sewage collector. The budget is only a fraction of traditional dredging. Experts called him a madman, netizens suspected him of conspiracy, and even short video bloggers held up their mobile phones to "reveal the secret." But the data is in front of you, and the scientific logic is frighteningly clear. A man-made small flood peak experiment that is related to the life and death of the river has just begun... When the turbid bottom mud is accurately sent into the sedimentation tank, and the clear river water sparkles in the sunset, you have to admire - the most effective methods are often hidden in the most outrageous ideas. Highlights of this article: Let's see how an "old maniac in sanitation" used the cheapest and most outrageous way to untie a stubborn knot that had been incurable by water conservancy experts for decades. Chapter 5: "The Troubles of Typhoon Naming" - When Typhoon Starts "Choosing a Name" How long did it take you to choose your online name? What if a typhoon directly wrote a line of words in the sky with clouds to reject your name? A super typhoon has formed in the northwest Pacific. According to the international rotation mechanism, the China Meteorological Administration plans to call it "Wukong" - the Monkey King, who has vast magical powers and is domineering. At the critical moment that could be named, the cloud patterns on the eye wall of the typhoon were actually arranged into two clearly identifiable Chinese characters - "Wukong? No"! Netizens all over the world immediately went crazy. An artist in Akihabara painted an anthropomorphic image overnight. A silver-haired boy tilted his head with a brush and sneered: "You guessed it right, but I refuse." Meteorological representatives from various countries quarreled at the naming meeting. An old classmate of the China Meteorological Administration made a cross-ocean call to the secretary-general of the committee to complain. Thousands of miles away in Shantou, Guangdong, the director of the grassroots meteorological station was scratching his hair anxiously at the blank typhoon name column - who would take a typhoon warning without a name seriously? As this global carnival triggered by cloud "writing" intensifies, the storm is quietly approaching the coast. In the end, the naming committee made an unprecedented decision... Highlights of this article: While the entire Internet is carnivaling about the typhoon, some people are still staring at the warning screen, thinking about how a name can save tens of thousands of lives. Chapter 6: "Extreme Weather Draft" - Heavy rain, snow, hail and strong winds, who is the king of weather? The Meteorological Bureau has been running a science popularization account for three years, but it has more fans than any other internet celebrity cat. Millions of dollars have been invested in the disaster prevention promotional video, and its playback volume has been surpassed by the collection of cute pets. Forced into a corner, Kong Wangbei, the country's chief weather anchor, came up with a trick - to package extreme weather into a talent show! The heavy rain is codenamed "pour", the snowstorm is codenamed "Qionghua", the strong convective wind is called "cracking sky", and the hail is called "Xuanbing". Fans divided into camps to fight against each other, chanting loudly, and the official website of the Meteorological Bureau was crowded. But this is not entertainment - all display materials come from real meteorological observation data, and there is solid physics knowledge hidden behind each picture. When a real strong convection suddenly struck during the live broadcast, the program team instantly cut off the plan and embedded real-time warnings into the live broadcast signal. The audience saw the dark green sky outside their windows in front of the screen and received disaster prevention and avoidance text messages at the same time. Someone left a message saying: I never read the warning text messages before, but now after watching the show, I understand how scary those winds and rains can be when taken seriously. Highlights of this article: The scientific core wrapped in entertainment packaging is the best science popularization in this era; changing the public's fear of the weather to understanding the weather is the real starting point for disaster prevention. Each of these six stories is covered in absurdity and comedy, but inside there is a thought-provoking mirror that reflects reality. They were talking about volcanoes, earthquakes, typhoons and floods, but what they were talking about was the ridiculous yet respectable way humans face nature, technology, and themselves. You'll be amused and laugh your ass off, but you'll also be lost in thought after you're done laughing. Whether you want to watch fun and relieve stress, or you are looking for some good and in-depth stories, this series can surely catch you. These 6 stories have all been posted on the Tomato platform. Our own author, Mr. Fu Shuiheng, has just personally experienced them for you. The search is smooth and the reading experience is first-rate. You will not be able to put it down once you open it. Please note that user 26182811 is our own author Mr. Fu Shuiheng. Go to the Tomato platform to search for this ID, and 6 good stories will be packaged and delivered to you at once. For those who like humorous and interesting series of stories, quickly search for it with your fingers and watch it first. Finally, after reading the story, don't forget to leave a message for our own author Mr. Fu Shuiheng. Each of your heart-warming words is Mr. Fu's creative charge and the biggest motivation for him to sit under the lamp and polish the story word by word. What writers fear most is not that they can't write well, but that no one will read or comment on what they write. Your feedback, even a simple sentence like "It looks good", "Reminds me to update", or "It made me laugh so hard" is like high-grade gasoline at the gas station to Mr. Fu, which can make him excitedly rush to the keyboard to start the next adventure. Thanks to everyone who took time out of their busy schedules to read. In this era of information explosion, your willingness to allocate your precious time to a good story is the most sincere recognition of the creator. I hope these absurd and heart-warming stories will accompany you through a relaxing and fulfilling reading time. See you at the Tomato Platform. Mr. Fu is waiting for you at the other end of the story.

562 台 The Trouble with Naming Typhoons. User 26182811completed —Reads8.6Score—Shelves

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《6个让你笑到拍大腿的荒诞故事，看完直呼过瘾！》 亲爱的读者朋友们，如果你最近觉得生活缺点滋味，想找点既涨知识又让人捧腹大笑的好故事，那你算来对地方了。咱们自家的作者傅水恒老先生刚刚在番茄平台上传了6篇让人欲罢不能的职场荒诞系列故事，每一篇都脑洞大开、笑点密集，却又发人深省。傅老先生亲自替大家踩过点了，篇篇精彩，本本上头，保你一看就停不下来。今天，就让我带你一起看看这6个故事的独特魅力，告诉你为什么它们值得你立刻去搜索阅读。 第一篇：《乌龙事件》——一颗不存在的小行星如何吓瘫了全球 天文监测中心的年轻值班员陈星河值夜班时，系统突然弹出一条数据：一颗直径约零点八公里的小行星，将在七十二小时内撞击地球，碰撞概率高达百分之八十七。他手动复算一遍，结果一致。凌晨的紧急电话打出去，全球天文台启动交叉验证，多国应急部门被紧急唤醒。股市熔断、超市抢空、信徒跪满教堂、上班族冲进老板办公室摔辞职信——全世界集体发疯。然而就在预警发布两小时后，陈星河从传感器日志深处挖出真相：望远镜的CCD传感器在校准过程中抖了十秒钟，抖出来的干扰信号被AI误判成了小行星回波。三个独立天文台重新验证后给出统一结论：小行星不存在。全人类被一台“眼花”的望远镜耍了一整个上午。《乌龙事件》用最荒诞的方式告诉你——当算法和机器替我们做决定时，我们离一场虚惊到底有多近。 本文亮点：十秒钟的传感器抖动，差点让全人类集体疯魔。你有多久没有质疑过那些“高置信度”的自动化信息了？ 第二篇：《火山喷发选美》——当火山争当C位出道 你见过选美比赛，但你见过火山选美吗？国家火山监测中心因为经费被砍得裤腰带都勒不住了，一群被逼急了的科学家居然想出让全球火山PK颜值的绝招。夏威夷的基拉韦厄走温柔溢流风，岩浆像巧克力丝滑流淌；意大利的斯特龙博利是间歇喷发教科书，节奏感无敌；日本樱岛的粉丝团举着应援手幅喊“樱岛C位出道”，狂热程度堪比顶流演唱会。更绝的是，这些火山好像真的听得懂人类的欢呼——樱岛的烟雾排放量在投票高峰期猛增，新西兰一座沉寂百年的火山竟然因为一段神秘视频一夜冲进总决赛，而它的火山湖正诡异地沸腾冒泡……科学家们一边拉票一边监测地震数据，笑料和惊险齐飞，当火山真的开始喷发时，你才恍然大悟——原来大自然从来不听人类的指挥。 本文亮点：看看人类如何用选秀思维消费一切，直到大自然用岩浆给了我们一记响亮的耳光。 第三篇：《地震提前通知》——零点三秒的生死按钮 如果地震能提前发短信通知你，你会做什么？国家地震预警中心研发了一套能在零点三秒内识别地震波、把预警短信发到每个人手机上的AI系统。这个速度比地震波还快，意味着你可以在房屋摇晃前几秒钟收到通知——五秒，足够从卧室跑到客厅；三十秒，足够从楼上跑到广场。年轻的系统研发负责人丁跃信心满满，中心主任老方却愁得睡不着觉，因为隔壁天文台刚刚闹过一场全球恐慌的大乌龙，上级要求所有预警必须先审批再发布。问题来了——地震预警窗口只有几秒钟，如果走完审批流程地震已经来了，那预警还有什么用？更可怕的是，演练大获成功后，一群藏在暗处的神秘对手悄悄侵入了系统的数据链路，一场覆盖大半个中国的假警报即将在所有人眼皮底下引爆……当老方的手悬在“确认发送”按钮上方的那一刻，你才发现，技术跑赢了地震波，却不一定跑得赢人心。 本文亮点：零点三秒能救命，也可能让全世界窒息。这是一场人与机器、速度与责任的终极较量。 第四篇：《洪水清洁作用》——谁说洪水只会搞破坏？ 洪水来了，你想到的肯定是灾难。但有位干了二十多年环卫工作的老总唐敬贤，偏偏从洪水中看到了商机——他发现洪水退后，多年治理不好的黑臭河居然变干净了！河底沉积几十年的污染物被洪峰冲走，水质指标断崖式下降，河水清得能看见底。于是他提出了一个让所有水利专家想掀桌子的方案：人工制造一场小洪水来洗河道。水库泄洪当冲水马桶，下游沉沙池当污水收集器，预算只有传统清淤的零头。专家们骂他是疯子，网民怀疑他搞阴谋，连短视频博主都举着手机来“揭秘”。但数据摆在眼前，科学逻辑清晰得吓人，一场关乎河道生死的人造小洪峰试验，就此拉开序幕……当浑浊的底泥被精准地送进沉沙池，清亮的河水在夕阳下闪闪发光时，你不得不佩服——最管用的法子，往往藏在最离谱的想法里。 本文亮点：看看一个“环卫老疯子”如何用最省钱最离谱的方式，把一个被水利专家们治了几十年治不好的死结硬生生解开。 第五篇：《台风命名的烦恼》——当台风开始“挑名字” 你给自己的网名挑了多久？如果有台风直接在天上用云写了行字拒绝你取的名字呢？西北太平洋上生成了一个超强台风，按照国际轮值机制，中国气象局打算叫它“悟空”——齐天大圣，神通广大，够霸气。可命名的关键时刻，台风眼壁上的云纹竟然排列成了两个清晰可辨的中文字——“悟空？不”！全球网友瞬间炸锅，秋叶原的画师连夜画出拟人形象，银发少年手执毛笔歪头冷笑：“猜对了，但我拒绝。”各国气象代表在命名会议上吵成一锅粥，中国气象局的老同学一个越洋电话打给委员会秘书长叫苦，而千里之外的广东汕头，基层气象台长正对着空白的台风名字栏急得抓头发——没有名字的台风预警，谁会当回事？当这场由云层“写字”引发的全球狂欢愈演愈烈时，风暴正悄无声息地逼近海岸。最终，命名委员会做出了一个前所未有的决定…… 本文亮点：当全网都在为台风造梗狂欢时，有人仍在死死盯着预警屏，思考一个名字如何能救上万条人命。 第六篇：《极端天气选秀》——暴雨暴雪冰雹大风，谁才是天气之王？ 气象局的科普账号做了三年，粉丝还没一只网红猫多，防灾宣传片投了上百万，播放量被萌宠合集碾压。被逼到墙角的全国首席气象主播孔望北想了个绝招——把极端天气包装成选秀大赛！暴雨代号“倾盆”，暴雪代号“琼华”，强对流大风叫“裂空”，冰雹叫“玄冰”。粉丝们分营对垒，口号震天响，气象局官网被挤爆。但这不是娱乐——所有展示素材都来自真实气象观测数据，每个画面的背后都藏着扎实的物理知识。当一场真正的强对流在直播时突然来袭，节目组瞬间切掉计划，把实时预警嵌入直播信号，观众在屏幕前亲眼看到自家窗外暗绿色的天空，同时收到防灾避险短信。有人留言说：以前收到预警短信从来不看，现在看过节目才明白，那些风和雨认真起来有多可怕。 本文亮点：科学内核套上娱乐包装，才是这个时代最好的科普；让公众从害怕天气变成认识天气，才是防灾的真正起点。 这6个故事，每一个都披着荒诞搞笑的外衣，内里却藏着一面映照现实、发人深省的镜子。它们聊的是火山地震台风洪水，说的却是人类在面对自然、面对技术、面对自己时那份既可笑又可敬的模样。你会被逗得前仰后合，也会在笑完之后陷入沉思。无论你是想看热闹解压，还是想找点有深度的好故事，这个系列都能稳稳接住你。 这6篇故事已经全部入驻番茄平台，咱们自家的作者傅水恒老先生刚刚替亲们亲身体验过了，搜索顺畅，阅读体验一流，保你翻开就放不下。请留心一下，用户26182811才是咱们自家的作者傅水恒老先生本人，去番茄平台搜索这个ID，6个好故事一次性打包送到你手边。喜欢幽默风趣系列故事的亲们，赶紧动动手指去搜索抢先看吧。 最后，看完故事之后，别忘了给咱们自家的作者傅水恒老先生留一句话。你的每一句暖心话，都是傅老先生的创作冲锋号，是他坐在灯下一个字一个字打磨故事的最大动力。写作者最怕的不是写不好，是写出来没人看、没人说。你的反馈，哪怕是简简单单一句“好看”“催更”“笑死我了”，对傅老先生来说都像加油站里的高标号汽油，能让他兴奋地立刻扑到键盘前开始下一段冒险。 感谢每一位在百忙之中抽空阅读的朋友。在这个信息爆炸的时代，你愿意把宝贵的时间分给一个好故事，这本身就是对创作者最真诚的认可。愿这些荒诞又温暖的故事，陪你度过一段轻松又充实的阅读时光。我们番茄平台不见不散，傅老先生在故事那头等着你。

569 一 A Staggered Parallel Line Always Thinking About DreamingUrban349k Wordscompleted 100Reads6.6Score—Shelves

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570 华 The Chinese Fire in "Yellow Book": the Spark of Civilization Salvaged from the Ashes of the Ming Dynasty (Qing Dynasty) Written by Wang Fuzhi; Translated by Xue Yiroucompleted —Reads9.2Score—Shelves

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