After Reading So Many Books, Are There Any About a Yandere Meeting a Simp? 嘶，看了这么多书，有没有病娇碰上舔狗的书

1. 101 别 Stop Sucking Up! He's Really Not Human! 别舔！他真不是人！ I Just Don't Get It欣赏不来咯Two Male Leads167k WordsOngoing [Just got a rating! It'll go up! Give it a try, and if it's not for you, you can leave!] Soft on the outside, cold within, an act-playing bottom × a nonhuman, sinister ghost top [Transmigrate into a book + Supernatural + Two Male Leads + Rule-Based Horror + Bloody Games + Life-or-Death Showdown] Ji Zhishi transmigrates into a horror novel called The Strange Realm and becomes a disposable character who dies from the start. The original owner is obsessively infatuated with the school heartthrob, 54.2kReads7.7Score17.4k14d adds

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   Even fake simps

2. 102 韦 Wei Xiaobao Conquers the World 韦小宝争霸天下 Dirt Clod ZM土疙瘩ZMMale-Channel Fanfiction1.9M WordsCompleted Funny, lighthearted, a little System, transmigration, souls returning... Nong di ge dong, xian ren ban ban, Xiao Xuanzi, I didn't rebel, but somehow I became a wanted criminal! What a load of nonsense! For the sake of a thousand generations, Xiao Xuanzi, I'll take your throne, and you can have Tongchi Island back! 10.8kReads8.7Score98914d adds

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   A completely fresh and exciting story!

3. 103 神 The Charlatan Stirs Up Heaven 神棍搅天 Dirt Clod ZM土疙瘩ZMMystery301k WordsCompleted Master says disciples of the Way of the Sublime must not marry. But Master has a whole harem of lovers. At just eighteen, this young Taoist is cursed with irresistible charm. Beautiful women of the mortal world, seductive ghosts from the underworld, and celestial maidens keep him constantly occupied. Watch him get face-slapped by reality as he transforms from a simple, honest man into a shameless Taoist. He plays at life, and toys with people, ghosts, and immortals. Have a laugh, and don't take 1.6kReads6.6Score15614d adds
4. 104 开 Picking Up a Girl from the Start, My Beast Horde Sweeps the World 开局捡妹，我的兽群横扫天下 Dirt Clod ZM土疙瘩ZMHistorical771k WordsCompleted [Rousing power-ups + farming and conquest + an invincible beast horde + an overprotective big brother] Lin Fan wakes up to find that he has transmigrated into the body of a borderland boy nicknamed “Dirt Lump.” His parents are both dead, and all he has left are two scrawny little sisters. Just as the cavalry of the Khanate descends on their village, the [Beast-Taming System] awakens in his moment of despair! He starts by communicating with sparrows and rats, then learns to command packs of wol 1.8kReads9.0Score14914d adds
5. 105 民 Warlord of the Republic: I Turned Shanghai’s Nightlife Upside Down 民国枭雄：我掀了夜上海的天 Dirt Clod ZM土疙瘩ZMHistorical1.3M WordsCompleted When Chen Mo wakes up, he has returned to the age of fifteen, facing the hellish slums of Shanghai. In his previous life, he lived an unremarkable life and died in humiliation. This time, he’ll overturn this world that devours people! Armed with the [Warlord System], his fists draw blood and his blade takes lives. Starting in Fangualong, he recruits followers, seizes territory, and gathers wealth... He swears to become the greatest warlord in all of Shanghai’s pleasure quarters! The underworld i 10.8kReads7.0Score60714d adds
6. 106 三 Three Lives Through Reincarnation, All for You 三入轮回只为卿 Mountain Traces山踪18k WordsCompleted Three Times Through Reincarnation, All for You 1Reads—Score—14d adds

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   [Obsessive, Sadomasochistic, Revenge, Happy Ending] Three rapes, three imprisonments, half a lifetime of tears behind bars. Everyone called him a madman, but no one knew that his mind held the memories of nine lifetimes. On the day of his release, thirty-eight-year-old Lin Du thought his life was over, but the girl he had broken his heart found him with a handkerchief embroidered with nine lifetimes of blue lotus flowers: "I remember now. Every time you went to prison, you were taking my place." Later, the whole city spread the word: That madman actually married a fairy.

7. 107 上 Immortal, Your Lounge Singer Was Always Your Beloved 上仙，驻唱女本是你心尖宠 Mountain Traces山踪19k WordsCompleted Immortal, the Lounge Singer Was Once the Apple of Your Eye 3Reads—Score—14d adds
8. 108 荷 Blood Moon over the Lotus Pond 荷塘血月 Mountain Traces山踪9k WordsCompleted Blood Moon Over the Lotus Pond —Reads—Score—14d adds
9. 109 血 The True Vampire Son-in-Law 血族真婿 Mountain Traces山踪23k WordsCompleted The Blood Clan's True Son-in-Law 10Reads—Score—14d adds
10. 110 我 My Beauty Salon Is a Hit in the Cultivation World 我的美容院火爆修仙界 Mountain Traces山踪29k WordsCompleted My Beauty Salon Is Taking the Cultivation World by Storm 1Reads—Score—14d adds
11. 111 前 My Former Daoist Partner Keeps Chasing Me to Take Responsibility 前道侣追着要我负责 Mountain Traces山踪26k WordsCompleted My Former Cultivation Partner Keeps Chasing Me to Take Responsibility 2Reads—Score—14d adds
12. 112 先 Sir, Please Stay 先生且留步 Mountain Traces山踪10k WordsCompleted Sir, Please Wait 2Reads—Score—14d adds
13. 113 将 The General's Worthless Live-In Son-in-Law 将军的窝囊赘婿 Mountain Traces山踪Historical21k WordsCompleted The General's Pathetic Live-in Son-in-Law 7Reads—Score—14d adds
14. 114 墙 A Children's Rhyme Sung from Within the Walls 墙中唱童谣 Mountain Traces山踪10k WordsCompleted A Children's Rhyme Sung from Within the Wall 2Reads—Score—14d adds
15. 115 明 The Bright Moon Seals Three Lifetimes 明月定三生 Mountain Traces山踪38k WordsCompleted The Bright Moon Decides Three Lifetimes 1Reads—Score—14d adds
16. 116 待 When I Claim These Lands, I'll Win Your Heart 待我拱手河山讨你欢 Whispering Words Around Your Heart乱语绕君心Ancient Romance485k WordsCompleted At the age when he should be carefree, bold, and living for the moment, Chu Longfei has no choice but to follow in his father’s footsteps and shoulder the burden of leading the martial world. He devotes himself wholeheartedly to the welfare of the martial world, only to be persecuted, with even his closest and dearest family members caught in the crossfire. Luckily, his 54Reads—Score—14d adds

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    I'm recommending a special book, not one of those typical ones. Perfect for those looking for something to read. It's newly completed, so you don't need to wait for it to finish, and there's no disappointing ending. Many readers have commented that it gets better and better as it goes on; the beginning is quite ordinary, but the later parts are full of twists and turns. I haven't read it 10 times, but some online reviews say they've read it repeatedly, gaining new insights each time.

17. 117 去 I Went Looking for My Family and Mistook the Wrong Guy for My Brother, While My Amnesiac Ex Loses His Cool Every Night 去寻亲认错哥，失忆前任夜夜红温 Luan Jing峦镜Modern Romance537k WordsCompleted [Beloved by everyone + spatial powers + adorable baby + military marriage + rekindled love + reunion after years apart + supernatural abilities] In the third year after Jiang Xuxue retired from the Supernatural Abilities Bureau and returned to the village to farm, her biological parents came looking for her. “Darling, someone deliberately switched you back then. We never abandoned you!” Unfortunately, just after finding her, her biological parents were sent to the far northwest. Her mother press 12.5kReads6.8Score1.4k14d adds

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    🍎 Hahaha, I can't stop laughing! The female lead returns to her village to farm with her pension, only to be told she was switched at birth! Her biological parents and their entire family are being sent to the countryside, so they quickly put her in the care of a "relative" in the Production and Construction Corps. The cold-faced commander immediately shows her extra care, and just as she's feeling touched, she suddenly realizes he seems to be preparing for a wedding? And the bride is herself?!

18. 118 E Enigam, You Smell So Good! Will You Be My Wife? Enigam你好香！当我老婆吗 Wild Grass Stalks野草杆杆Two Male Leads301k WordsCompleted [Two Male Leads, Mutual Healing, Both Leads Are Virgins, Older Top, Straightforward Puppy-Like Bottom, Enigma/Alpha Romance, Love at First Sight, Mutual Pampering] Jiang Shuo considered himself a third-rate nobody, a poor soul with an incurable disease and not much time left to live. But one day, an Enigma dressed in a suit, impeccable down to the last strand of hair, walked into his home. The man, who called himself Professor Zhou, said, “I’d like to invite you to be a research subject for a sp 1kReads9.3Score11614d adds

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    No one can resist Jiang Xiaogou's love.

19. 119 每 One Insider Tip a Day! Make Money from Everything in the World 每天一条信息差！赚遍世界一切钱 Brother Le Reads Novels乐哥看小说Urban60k WordsOngoing [Urban] [High Martial] [Cultivation] [Myriad Realms] [Feel-good] [Multiple women] [Behind the scenes] [Beast tide] "A story about a perverted old man and a pink-haired little girl?" "The hot policewoman really got stuffed full by me!" "Maid squad, polish this great sword for me!" "A useless husband and his adorable wife!!" —Reads—Score—14d adds

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    May the warm sunshine illuminate every day of your life this season. Merry Christmas and may the new year be filled with hope and joy.

20. 120 开 Starting by Using a Cube World to Imprison All of Humanity 开局使用魔方世界囚禁全人类 Brother Le Reads Novels乐哥看小说Urban150k WordsOngoing (Creation, survival, cultivation, the Myriad Worlds, ensemble cast, everyone gets involved, online games, Minecraft, Cube World, 7 Days to Die, Delta Force: Hawk Ops, power fantasy) Chapter 11: All of humanity will be dragged into the Cube World Chapter 51: The protagonist creates a miniature primordial world, giving everyone on Earth a planet so we can watch them fight like crickets Cube World (Tier 1) 1. Every cube block in the Cube is its own world! (The Cube is currently Tier 1 and contains 34Reads—Score—14d adds
21. 121 全 The Nationwide Cultivation Game: I Destroy the World Just by Practicing Qi 全民修仙游戏之我练气就灭世 Brother Le Reads Novels乐哥看小说Urban229k WordsCompleted Everyone creates worlds, and everyone becomes an immortal or a god. The protagonist is invincible every step of the way, builds the Fourth Calamity and all kinds of worlds, stays ahead of everyone else, and reigns supreme over the world. Invincible from beginning to end. 8Reads—Score—14d adds
22. 122 关 About How I Have No Special Powers in a World Overrun by Zombies 关于我在丧尸降临的世界没有异能 Huan Xuewei幻血为Sci-Fi & Apocalypse808k WordsCompleted [Friendship-focused, no romance, post-apocalyptic survival and adventure, human nature, warped values: not for minors] Li Rui is an ordinary convenience store worker. One day, zombies suddenly appeared. With no special abilities and worried about his parents back in his hometown, he sets off through the desperate, apocalyptic world on a journey home. Along the way, he is forced to shed his false, decadent exterior, gradually revealing his true and unvarnished self. Why is this world so strange? 432Reads9.3Score10014d adds

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    Perfectly matched, you'll see how awesome it is once you see it.

23. 123 系 System, You’ve Hit My XP Just Right 系统，你踩我XP上了 I Don't Want to Be Unlucky不想非酋Two Male Leads214k WordsCompleted [Horror game, two male leads, double yandere, unhinged bottom, later extreme contrast: gloomy puppy-like top, 1v1] [The main story is complete. Low ratings are protected!] A man with emotional detachment starts saving people for the sake of his own horror game experience! During an instance: Everyone else: trembling pupils, pale faces, fainting on the spot. Lu Li: flushed face, weak knees, trembling all over. When he discovers that sharing information about the instance with the outside world ma 31Reads8.2Score—14d adds

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    A crazy young master as the bottom VS a puppy-like top with an extreme contrast later on, I'm totally shipping them! [Licking screen] Pure love is noble, but a twisted relationship is even more addictive. [Admiring]

24. 124 无 Infinite Flow: You Smell So Good 无限流：你好香啊 Little Mieye小咩野Two Male Leads33k WordsOngoing [Two Male Leads + Infinite-Flow + Sweet Romance + Power Couple + Play the Pig to Eat the Tiger + Tension-Filled Power Fantasy + Both Leads Are Each Other’s Only One] Pretty, ghost-fearing sweetheart con artist (Song Yu) × lovesick, devoted evil god hoping to rekindle their old bond (Shuang Lou) - Special player Song Yu is chosen by the Infinite Livestream and becomes an NPC streamer. - The players want to take him away, the monsters all lust after him, and the unspeakable evil god tries to decei 1Reads—Score—14d adds

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    Does being a simp count? The protagonist is a charming, obsessive, and slightly crazy woman who starts by pretending to be weak while actually being strong.

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