Any Books That’ll Have Me Laughing So Hard I Cramp Up in Bed at Night?! 有没有晚上在床上笑到抽筋的书!!!
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Mad, All of You, Mad. Being a Little Mad Is Good! 癫,都癫,癫点好啊
[Super-Sweet 1v1]+ [Silly Humor and Memes]+ [Showbiz]+ [Dating Variety Show]+ [Face-Slapping] [Unhinged Actress vs. CEO with a Mind of His Own] Betrayed by her scumbag boyfriend, she transmigrated into a book and was immediately stabbed and sent to the hospital by an extremist shipper. Xie Mi went berserk on the spot, spouting wild claims in the livestream. “Come on! Stab me! All of you, stab me! I'll blow up the Earth!” A passerby who had wandered into the livestream nearly fainted. Okay, okay.
460.4kReads9.8Score55.3kShelves
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A Country Bumpkin Comes to the City, Nothing Is Off-Limits 山炮进城,百无禁忌
Dapao guards the village. Evil spirits stay away, and a hundred ghosts give it a wide berth! Chen Dapao was born and his parents died. At four, he sent off all twenty-four members of his clan. Raised on meals provided by the villagers, he leaves for the city after guarding his village for eighteen years... His motto in life: Make money, make money, and make more money; chase women, chase women, and chase more women... Now, please join us in enjoying this rare and refreshingly unconventional nove
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Every Protagonist Is a Monster. How Am I Supposed to Be the Boss? 全是妖孽主角,你让我怎么当老大
[Recruiting protagonists + ensemble cast + slow start] The black-hearted System gives me an impossible mission: make the urban war god, the miraculous doctor, the martial arts prodigy, the Dragon King God of War, the reincarnated emperor, the blind Sword Sovereign, the reincarnation, the reborn one... submit to me. What the hell? They’re all absurdly powerful protagonists. You expect them to take me as their boss? I quit!
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Who Let This Idiot Join a Horror Game? 谁让这个弱智参加惊悚游戏的?
A horror game descends upon Blue Star, and Fang Xiong is incredibly lucky to be chosen as a contestant for the Dragon Kingdom. He faces an endless series of terrifying scenarios, until death. But Fang Xiong suffers from countless mental disorders and split personalities, and is even severely intellectually disabled. He awakens an SSS-rank skill: Charisma. From that moment on, the horror game takes a very strange turn. Fang Xiong: Anyone else calls me an idiot or a mental case, and I'll make them
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Starting College at Eighteen, Yet Revered as the Ancestor 十八上大一,辈分老祖宗
I transmigrated into the body of Li Sheng, an eighteen-year-old college freshman. Because one of his ancestors was an emperor, he became the most senior member of the entire Li family in Li Village, and the village chief! From the eighty-year-old patriarch to the three-year-old child, everyone had to call me Great Ancestor! Whether leading work chants, offering sacrifices to the ancestors, or feasting on a Manchu-Han banquet, Li Sheng was always center stage. After the national broadcaster’s pro
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Play Nice! The Unhinged Man Begs, 'Big Sister, Please Be Gentle With Me' 装乖!疯批跪求,姐姐你疼疼我
[Healing + Humble Devotion + Sweet Romance + Mutual Devotion] [Cool, spirited, warm-hearted beauty vs. a secretly unhinged obsessive] Jiang Cha's body was taken over by another soul for three years. Pei Qingji was abused for three years, left covered in scars and suffering from severe psychological trauma. Three years later, she finally got the chance to fight her way back, only to discover that everyone had turned against her! But why hadn't Pei Qingji divorced her after being tormented so badl
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You’re the Only One I’ve Ever Kissed 我只亲过你
[Devoted only to each other, slow burn + bittersweet tension + campus to city life + second chance romance + he pursues her + healing] [Flirtatious, passionate bad boy who only pretends to be a player X resilient, conflicted good girl] Zhou Yu is a notorious free spirit in the capital, handsome and from a good family. People joke that his ex-girlfriends could form a whole cheerleading squad. His reputation precedes him. Yu An goes to the neighboring No. 9 High School. Few people have even heard
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The Villain Keeps Imagining That His Little Maid Is Secretly in Love with Him 反派每天都在脑补小保姆暗恋他
[A seemingly sinister, actually lovesick and touch-starved overthinker of a male lead VS a seemingly greedy and lustful, actually greedy and lustful female lead] Song Wanning transmigrates into a book. She lands in a sickeningly sweet romance novel as a cannon-fodder female supporting character who survives just three chapters before meeting a tragic end. Her original character is Ji Yanzhou’s personal maid. Ji Yanzhou is the heroine’s adoptive older brother. Ji Yanzhou suffers from severe insom
667Reads6.3Score105Shelves
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Magical Girl Tech Lily 魔法少女泰克莉莉
This one's for Bilibili's more offbeat readers. Come and have a big serving. After all, it's a magical-girl novel. Yes, very magical-girl. Before reading, finely chop it into mincemeat... I mean, carefully read the chapter titles first. If anyone gets hit by accident... I'll be absolutely delighted!!
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Growing One Point a Year: From Country Bumpkin to Ancestor of the Immortal Realm 每年加一点从山野村夫成仙界道祖
[Published in print] [Not a wish-fulfillment story + tranquil daily life + lighthearted humor + no female lead + no tragedy + survival expert] Enter with caution. A longevity story told from the perspective of an immortal, spanning several great eras of cultivation. It begins in an ordinary mountain village, moves into a small domain, and then enters the vast world of cultivation, passing through the eras of flourishing development, golden prosperity, the collapse of the rules, the great dark up
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If the Male Lead Is Out of Reach, the Villain Is a Better Deal 不是男主要不起,反派更有性价比
The short drama adaptation of Quick Transmigration: Spoiled and Cherished is now available on Fanqie, the comic is out, and a print edition is in the works. Please show your support. [Sweet romance + yandere, one-on-one] To stay alive, Sheng Nuan must transmigrate into different worlds, play doomed cannon fodder, and save the darkest villains. They're cold-blooded, obsessive, and ruthless, capable of leaving a million corpses in their wake with a laugh and destroying the world with a wave of the
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Quick Transmigration: The Scheming Green Tea Beauty Charms Her Way to the Top 快穿:心机绿茶撩又魅,勾引上位
[Quick transmigration through palace and household intrigue, a wholly ancient-world heroine, a villainess focused solely on her mission, the Matriarch System, breathtaking beauty, a naturally seductive allure, a scheming green-tea vixen, not a sweet romance] Everyone says, “Beauty is a sin.” Liu Fuyin, daughter of a wealthy merchant, is stunningly beautiful and enchantingly seductive. Before she even comes of age, she’s a beauty capable of bringing kingdoms to their knees, and everyone wants to
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The 1970s: I Kissed the Craziest Villain to Save My Life 七零:为活命我强吻了最疯反派
(Complete) [Transmigrates into a book + period setting + sweet romance + heroine pursues hero + beautiful, fair-skinned, timid drama queen x villainous, short-tempered country boy] When Shen Yingying wakes up, she has become the villain's wicked little wife in a period novel. She wakes to find herself caught in the act of running away with another man by her villainous husband. She is so terrified she nearly dies on the spot. After all, the villain in the original novel is a violent, rough-he
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I’m a Three-Year-Old Empress, Yet Dad Keeps Tossing Me Out! 女帝三岁半,我又被爹爹丢出去啦
[Short drama now available] (Search for Ye Tuantuan) [Animated comic now available] (Search for Ye Tuantuan) Ye Tuantuan was sneaking snacks in the kitchen when her prince father caught her red-handed. As he grabbed her by the collar and lifted her up, she was still secretly biting down on a shrimp with all her might. Ninth Prince: “Is this really my kid? How can she be so dumb? Maybe I should just throw her away.” Ye Tuantuan’s eyes sparkled. “Wow, Daddy is so handsome.” Empress System: “I’ve n
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Back Twenty Years, I Became a Ghost 回到二十年前,我成了阿飘
Huo Qingcheng was a notorious criminal who once shocked the nation. He made his fortune in the underworld and amassed billions, only to orchestrate a shocking murder after achieving success, then take his own life with a gunshot. The incident rocked the country. After graduating from university, Ning Wan became a rookie editor and was assigned to polish a report about the case. While researching Huo Qingcheng, she kept having strange dreams. She would find herself back twenty years earlier, a
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Taming the Abyss in a Raging Sea 怒海镇渊
The physical edition of Wrathful Sea, Calm the Abyss is now available. Presales officially begin at 19:00 on October 11. [Reborn] [Mystery] [Undercover Agent] [Revenge] [Anti-Drug Operations] [Counterespionage] The golden finger is extremely weak, and he relies on his own abilities. This is a battle of wits between highly intelligent opponents, so you need to keep your brain switched on. There is no showing off and face-slapping! Ideal for veteran readers. If you understand it, you'll find it ve
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Oh No! The Little Zombie Accidentally Became a Big Shot 糟糕!小丧尸一不小心就成了大佬
[Apocalypse x food hoarding x devoted couple x sweet romance x little zombie heroine x super badass, high-output hero] Torrential rain, typhoons, tsunamis, thunderstorms, the disappearance of Earth's magnetic field, zombies, monsters, supernatural abilities, and more... Congratulations, you've entered the main storyline of the apocalypse. The whole world is about to be reshuffled. From here on, survival depends on your life, your luck, and yourself. - While everyone else is still screaming in a
103.6kReads9.5Score14kShelves
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Love in the Present Day 情染今朝
Marriage first, love later + devoted husband pursues his wife + dual purity + happy ending In her previous life, Luo Ran was killed by her husband and her cousin, who conspired against her. After years of dutifully keeping the household, all she got in the end was her father's title being manipulated away, and a tragic death for both father and daughter. Reborn six years
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The Lazy Girl Has the Demon Emperor Wrapped Around Her Finger 咸鱼她撩的魔帝不要不要的
[Goofy heroine × unhinged hero, a hilarious fantasy ride. All aboard!] The Regent of Great Li had a twisted personality, and was seriously unwell. Ye Piaoling received a task from her ridiculous System: collect the Regent’s Four Treasures, meaning four items he kept close to him! His mask, his belt, and… Ye Piaoling: “What do I get if I complete such a dangerous task?” Ridiculous System: “You can ascend on the spot!” Ye Piaoling was delighted to hear that. From then on, she ignored her tasks and
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Please Stop, the Exercise Ended Ages Ago 求求你收手吧,演习早结束了
Li Xiu was selected to take part in a safety drill, and his mission was to rob a bank. That was bad enough, but just as he set out, his father-in-law showed up to demand money. Father-in-law: “You have to give me this 200,000 yuan today, or I’m not letting you leave.” With no other choice, Li Xiu decided to take his father-in-law to the bank. The moment he pulled out a pistol and put on a mask, his father-in-law was stunned. Father-in-law: “You’re really ruthless. You’d rob a bank over a 200,000
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I Thought We Were Brothers, but You Tricked Me into Robbing a Bank? 我把你当兄弟,你骗我抢银行?
After transmigrating to a parallel world, Lu Ming’s friend Zhou Hang took part in a military exercise, playing the role of a bank robber. Zhou Hang decided to recruit Lu Ming to play a robber too. For security reasons, he couldn’t tell him the truth about the exercise, so he used an invitation to dinner as an excuse to get Lu Ming out of the house. “Isn’t this just dinner? Do you really have to withdraw cash at the bank?” Watching his good friend Zhou Hang, who’d invited him to dinner, Lu Ming s
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The First Emperor Overhears My Thoughts: He Unifies the World, Not Just the Six Kingdoms 始皇偷听我心声,不统六国统全球
[Main story has no romance, and is set in an alternate Great Qin. Not everything is historical: a mix of history and comedy] "The final bonus chapter is for readers' satisfaction and has a hint of romance. If that bothers you, feel free to skip it" Good news: Li Jiang transmigrates to the Qin dynasty and gets to see her idol in person. At last, she lays eyes on the legendary ancestor, nearly two meters tall, with thick brows and big eyes. She gets to watch the First Emperor unify the Six Kingdom
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After the Tycoon Wife's Thoughts Are Read, the Melon Patch Is Full of Spies 豪门夫人被读心后,瓜田里都是猹
[The Whole Family Hears Her Thoughts + Gossip + Everyone’s Darling + Wealthy Family + Showbiz] Ji Fei’s soul was accidentally summoned into the wrong body, and she transmigrated into a wealthy wife who was about to get divorced. [Oh wow! After the divorce, I’ll be rich, gorgeous, and single. Who needs a husband? Huh? I was framed… Divorce! Hurry up and divorce me! If they uncover the truth, I’ll never get away!] President Qin, who was about to sign the divorce papers: ??? Before long, the compan
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The Beasts We Ate Until We Burst Back Then 那些年,我们一起撑死的异兽
“We transmigrated to a world where martial strength reigns supreme and countless races stand side by side.” “There are also exotic beasts.” “Original body, you have to keep us alive. Our lives are in your hands.” “Ha! Just some exotic beasts. Watch me take them down with a sliding tackle!” “I’ll tackle them too!” “Huh? Looks like we stuffed it to death.” “Nice.” … “Could you all be quiet for a minute? My head’s about to explode.” Qin Ze looked at the countless versions of himself surrounding hi
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Genshin Impact: I'll Fall into the Abyss to Keep My Old Friends Safe 原神:我会堕入深渊,换故人安好
After transmigrating to Teyvat, Xiuyuan learns that the System requires him to experience nine lifetimes of reincarnation. In his first life, he becomes Hu Tao's grandfather. He teaches her manners, responsibility, and how to write limericks. “Once Grandpa is gone... remember to eat well... and sleep in your coffin less... Coffins are cold, and you'll catch a chill...” “Be good... Xiao Tao, smile more. When you smile... you really are beautiful...” In his second life, he awakens the se
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Sunlight Through the Cracks 裂缝里的阳光
From childhood onward, Zhuang Zi'ang was the kind of kid everyone called “the child other parents wish they had”: a model student every year and always first in his class. But after his parents divorced and his father started a new family, he became a child neither parent loved. At just eighteen, Zhuang Zi'ang is diagnosed with a terminal illness and given only three months to live. With his final three months, he decides to let out his rebellious, wild side and be truly himself for once. While
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Please Love Me Openly 求你明恋我
[The print edition is now available. Search for A Confession I Couldn’t Hide to get a signed copy] [Roguishly handsome, irresistible Jin Zhuo x sweet, alluring Qin Yingxia] [Both Pure + College Romance + Secret Crush Becomes Mutual + Sweet Romance + Light Ensemble Cast] Qin Yingxia had been secretly in love with Jin Zhuo for seven years. She worked as hard as she could to get into Imperial University, all so she could be a little closer to him. On the first day of school, she accidentally took t
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The Poor-Born Bandit 寒门土匪
In an extraordinarily unlikely twist of fate, the struggling web novelist Shi Zhentian transmigrates to the final years of the Western Jin dynasty. He becomes a bandit in a chaotic age. To his astonishment, he has no golden finger. He has no desire to pull off some grand scheme involving soap, perfume, gunpowder, and cannons, either. Survival in this era is hard, so he can only rely on his own wits to match wits with his enemies and steadily build his strength. In this age, life is as cheap as g
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