Funny Stories With Shadow Guards, Bodyguards, and Death Soldiers 想要暗卫，护卫，死士什么什么的很逗的书…．
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Stop Rushing Me with Those Comments! I'm Identifying a Honghuang Sage 弹幕别催！正在鉴定洪荒圣人
[Live-streamed deity identification + national destiny competition + mythology revival + overwhelmingly satisfying invincibility + Chinese gods on a rampage] A red star streaks across the sky. Spiritual qi revival transforms the world, and statues of gods descend upon Blue Star! Recite a god’s true name to gain divine power. Praise a god’s deeds to summon them! But China’s mythological history has been lost. Countless gods have no names, and none can be awakened. China becomes a laughingstock in
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- 102 Class Change to Knight: I Control the Three-Sided Chessboard 转职骑士：我执掌三方棋局 Arthur began as a green, hot-blooded new knight. After being betrayed by his closest companions, he grew in solitude through the darkness, navigating the three factions of monsters, humans, and neutrals. In the end, he uncovered the truth behind the world's crisis, redefined what it means to “save” the world, and became the true cornerstone of its balance. —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 103 The Age of Empowerment 赋能纪元 On everyone's sixteenth birthday, they place a “beloved keepsake,” filled with deep emotion and memories, on the national altar. The keepsake awakens into a unique ability based on its “essence” and “emotional connection.” It is a moment that determines honor, responsibility, and personal destiny. Protagonist Lin Yi: Keepsake: a simple string of wooden prayer beads, twelve in all. Fatty Zhao Dayong Keepsake: an old-fashioned stainless steel thermos pot left behind by his grandmother. Skinny Chen —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 104 The Nine Luminaries’ Record of Demon Suppression 九曜镇魔录 For a thousand years, humans and demons have waged war, leaving the continent scarred. The human race established the “Holy Radiance Dynasty,” and can barely hold off the demon invasions with the ancient “Four Symbols Barrier.” Protagonist Ling Hao has a dual identity: he bears the bloodline of the Demon King and the soul of a human hero. As he struggles between his duty to protect humanity and his search for self-identity, how will he pursue true peace between the two races? “Spiritual Realm” a —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 105 Abyssal Battlefield from the Start: I've Become a God Through Endless Slaughter 开局深渊战场：无尽杀戮我已成神 [Unapologetically indulgent fun]+ [System]+ [Decisive and ruthless] Su Xiao transmigrated to the Abyssal Battlefield. All around him lay nothing but ruin. He looked up and saw Abyssal creatures in every direction. When he tried to escape, he realized his body was already in a terrible state. Just as he was about to despair, the System arrived. [Ding! Congratulations, Host! You've acquired the talent: Immortal Hunter.] [Ding! Congratulations, Host! You've acquired the talent: Slaughter and Plunde 342Reads6.9Score104Shelves
- 106 You’re the Only Rhythm of My Heartbeat 你是我心跳的唯一频率 You are the only rhythm my heart beats to. —Reads—Score—Shelves
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On the Day of the Wake, My Sisters-in-Law Put Me on the Throne 守灵当天，我被众嫂嫂推上皇位
[Alternate Dynasty + Transmigration + War + Political Intrigue + Ensemble Cast + The Golden Finger Has Been Cut in Half] A high school boy named Tian Shu wakes up one morning in an ancient funeral hall. His widowed sisters-in-law swarm around him, showering him with care. In a feudal age of chaos, the powerful clans hold sway. The System is practically useless, and each sister-in-law has her own agenda. Born into a poor family, can he defy fate, change his destiny, command a vast empire, and mak
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- 108 Summoning Villains from the Start: I Rule from Behind the Scenes 开局召唤反派，幕后我为尊 (The rating has just been released and will rise later! Big shots, please head to the main text.) [System Summons]+ [Invincible Behind the Scenes]+ [Factional Conquest]+ [Decisive and Ruthless]+ [Never Takes a Loss]+ [Nonstop Thrills] Chu Tian transmigrates to the Tianxu Continent and becomes the useless heir of the Martial King’s residence in Dongzhou. He is afflicted with a strange poison, unable to cultivate for the rest of his life, and reduced to a laughingstock of the dynasty. But no one 12.2kReads6.2Score367Shelves
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There's Hope After All: My Deadly Boyfriend Is a Hopeless Romantic 有救了，死士男友是恋爱脑
[A sweet-talking, flirtatious ray of sunshine VS a highly possessive leader of the elite guards] As soon as Chu Ajiao transmigrates, she rescues a young man lying in a pool of blood, handsome in a way that is both cold and dangerous. Before they part, he tells her that he is an elite guard and owes her his life. Five years later Chu Ajiao flees all the way to the capital and begs the young guard she once rescued to take her in. Zhao Tinghan is tall and taciturn, even more stern and cold than he
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- 110 Don't Be Weak, Don't Provoke Her: An Angry Palace Maid Can Restore a Fallen Kingdom 别太弱，别招惹，宫女发怒能复国 [Unusual premise + assassin’s rise + strong heroine + political intrigue + cold and heartless + mildly yandere + cool-headed lunatic + male lead rises from the nth place] * Su Mian was just a palace maid serving a princess. On the day the Southern Yan Kingdom fell, she watched everyone die before her without a flicker of emotion. The princess gave her an even more perilous mission. Until it was done, she had to stay alive. But in a world thrown into chaos, she was sold as a slave and forced to e 25.6kReads9.5Score4.2kShelves
- 111 I Went Mad Serving as a Secret Guard, Then Someone Told Me I'm a Prince 当暗卫当疯了，有人告诉我是皇子 [Female-to-male transmigration] [Complete] [Click to follow the protagonist as he fights his way from cannon fodder to supporting male character to villain to main character.] [Transmigrate into a book + silly, hilarious protagonist + unmatched fighting skills but a screw loose, with a mental illness] Zhou Jinzhi, a pampered young master, transmigrates from a girl into a boy! With disaster striking and his family wiped out, a twist of fate turns him into a royal palace bodyguard. He assumes he i 1.3kReads9.0Score167Shelves
- 112 The Female Shadow Guard 女暗卫 A seemingly meek and naive maid brought in to test a marriage, but in truth a Xia Kingdom secret guard who kills without blinking; A censor-in-chief rumored to be cold-blooded and ruthless, but actually a clingy judge from the Sheng Kingdom, like a piece of sticky candy; A court rife with deceit, where friend and foe are hard to tell apart; two nations outwardly at peace, but hiding uncertain winds and clouds. No transmigration, no rebirth, no reincarnation, no System. The Three Aunts and Six Ma 979Reads8.2Score144Shelves
- 113 Maple Fate City 枫缘城 The world is in chaos, rife with deceit and treachery. Evil spirits run rampant, and people are never satisfied. Countless peoples and clans are locked in endless war. The Jiang clan betrayed its allies, ambushing and wiping out the Jian and Hong clans. Only Jian Shu and Jian Hongtian, who were away on a journey, escaped by sheer luck! Thunderous roars, hatred that sears the heart, a blood feud beyond reconciliation: they will fight to the death! At this very moment... Jian Shu, who once revered 506Reads—Score—Shelves
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Conquering the World in Turbulent Times 乱世之征伐天下
He spent his life waging wars. The world only ever called him a warmonger, bloodthirsty and fond of slaughter. How could they know what he truly thought? Fighting war with war may not be the best strategy, but it is the fastest way...
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- 115 In the Apocalypse, I Am the Chosen Warlord! 人在末世，天命诸侯！ In the apocalypse, he binds himself to a Tiger Tally Platform, summoning generals and soldiers... A mutated Total War: Three Kingdoms System, where trade turns out to connect to the Myriad Worlds! All right, go in and take your time reading... —Reads—Score—Shelves
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Don’t Mess with That Recruit, He’s an SSS-Rank Cheat 别惹那个新兵，他是SSS级挂逼
Li Jie is reborn in the year 2000 and becomes a recruit once more. He successfully activates the “Top-Tier Life” System, which automatically grants him a top-tier skill every day. Day One: “You broke the world record in the hundred-meter dash, and you call that ‘running just a little fast’?” Day Two: “You broke the world record in the 3,000 meters, too?” Day Three: “All five bullets hit the bull's-eye and stacked on top of one another. Was that really your first time handling a gun?” Day Four: “
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- 117 Sniper Prodigy 狙击天才 Sima Yun, a killer known as the world’s greatest sniper, takes on the identity of Wang Hai, a cook in a grassroots military unit. From then on, the lowly army cook begins an incredible rise, overcoming one obstacle after another as he takes part in the special forces selection process, on the verge of becoming an honored special forces soldier. But the killer organization refuses to let him go, repeatedly sending assassins to hunt him down and swearing to kill him, leaving him no choice but to f 2.7kReads9.1Score326Shelves
- 118 The Wild Soldier God of War Series (Complete in 11 Volumes) 野兵战神系列（全十一册） Li Liang had been taken by his father into the deep mountains as a child to learn all kinds of survival skills. As keen as a wild beast, he had superhuman marksmanship and could instantly take down a target hundreds of meters away without a scope. But when he took the military enlistment exam at eighteen, a twist of fate led him to be recruited by one of the world’s top mercenary organizations. A misunderstanding also branded him a murderer, and the military issued a kill order against him. Ever 1.6kReads9.5Score255Shelves
- 119 Enlisting in the Apocalypse, I Become an SSS-Rank War God 末世参军，我成了SSS级战神 [Apocalypse + System + Enlistment + God of War + Passion + No Harem, No Saintly Hero] Li Jie transmigrated to a parallel world where resources were scarce and the population had fallen to less than a tenth of its former size. The struggle for resources had turned battlefields into meat grinders for humanity. To keep his younger sister alive, he enlisted in the army. Luckily, he awakened a daily lottery System. “Congratulations, Host! You’ve won: Infinite Space.” “Congratulations, Host! You’ve wo 2.4kReads8.5Score268Shelves
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We're All on the Same Side. What Can You Possibly Do to Me? 全都是自己人，你拿什么跟我玩
[Urban Fantasy] [Recruitment] [Tycoon] [Soldiers] Lu Fan stares, bewildered, at the blue screen in front of him. “A Soldier Recruitment System?” “Do soldiers need to be paid?” “Can I put soldiers back into storage?” ...One rule after another appears on the screen. “System, come out here and tell me: do these rules sound like anything a person would say?” “Soldiers actually have a loyalty rating, and if it gets too low, they can choose to obey orders but ignore their summons?” “They even have bas
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