About the Latest Siheyuan Novels from Early December: No Random Recommendations 关于十二月初最新四合院，别乱推🌷
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- 51 Siheyuan: After They Took My Advice, the Beasts Ended Up in Prison 四合院：听劝后，众禽牢狱之灾 Lin Chenghua transmigrates into the world of a TV-and-film fanfiction set in a courtyard. Listen to good advice, and you'll never go hungry. Whenever he follows someone else's advice and acts on it, he receives all kinds of rewards. Auntie Number One: “I only tricked that fool into going out to dig for wild vegetables with me. How did he end up digging up a whole box of gold bars? My heart...” Uncle Number One: “You offended me and still think you can get a job at the Red Star Steel Mill? I'll m 1.8kReads5.1Score—Shelves
- 52 The Courtyard Is Full of Birds, but Who Can Match My Bird? 禽满四合院之哪个有我禽 No System, no mindless behavior. The protagonist has a supernatural pocket dimension, though it isn’t especially powerful. The plot advances mostly through the protagonist’s luck and intelligence, and it’s both logical and hilarious! The whole courtyard’s full of schemers? Let Yuan Lang show them who’s the biggest schemer! Third Master takes advantage of me? You think you’re a master strategist? Let’s see who can scheme better! The Supreme Moralist tries to guilt-trip me with morality? How about 1.9kReads6.0Score106Shelves
- 53 Siheyuan: Starting Out as an Ordinary Resident 四合院：从普通住户开始 “Yongming, where did your younger brother go? Did he finish that shovel he mentioned? A single shovel lasts over a month. I’ve never seen anything like it in my entire life!” Yongming held back his laughter and continued, “Big Brother has just grasped a new martial art. He wants to train for three more days. Once his strength has greatly increased, he’ll be able to serve the nation.” —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 54 Siheyuan: I'm Here to Collect Merit Points 四合院：我来收集功德值 [No temper, occasional poultry abuse, pocket dimension, one heroine] A young soldier from the 21st century, Xiao Jianguo, was discharged due to an injury. When an old wound flared up, he died. Just as his soul was about to enter reincarnation, he was chosen by a “disciple-selection artifact spirit” from a top-tier holy land in the Three Thousand Great Worlds. And so, Xiao Jianguo’s soul transmigrated into a Siheyuan. Inside his pocket dimension, whatever he says becomes reality. The country does 14.1kReads8.7Score510Shelves
- 55 Siheyuan: I Went to Get Revenge on Silly Zhu, and the Whole Courtyard Panicked 四合院：我找傻柱报仇，全院慌了 [Siheyuan, System, Portable Space, High Hostility] Ning Chen transmigrates into the Siheyuan, only to become someone the whole courtyard can bully at will? No way! Silly Zhu picks a fight with me? I'll take him down and get my revenge! Jia Dongxu covets my stuff? I'll report you for stealing public property, no questions asked. Go sit in jail first! Yi Zhonghai wants to scheme into making me support him in his old age? Get lost! If you don't want to be the head of this Siheyuan, I can take over! 13Reads—Score—Shelves
- 56 Siheyuan: Natural Disasters Strike 四合院：天灾四合院 The tide surges in on the Qiantang River; only today do I finally know who I am. After Lu Ze broke through the mystery of his birth and regained his memories from the haze, he found familiar yet unfamiliar people around him. Weren't they characters from a TV series in his previous life? Why does this Siheyuan come with natural disasters too? [Period setting + Siheyuan + natural disasters + myriad worlds] 4Reads—Score—Shelves
- 57 Siheyuan: I’m Old Xu, and I Want It All! 四合院：我老许，要，什么都要！ Transmigrating into Love in the Courtyard. Becoming Xu Damao, complete with a built-in buff. By coincidence, Jia Dongxu has just had an accident, and Qin Huairu has just started working at the factory. As a generous man among the factory workers, how could he possibly not help Qin Huairu? Sister Qin, the family's short on money and you want steamed buns? Will this be enough, Sister Qin? Enough? —Reads—Score—Shelves
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Siheyuan: I Make a Mess from the Start, and Qin Huairu Panics 四合院：开局捅娄子，秦淮茹急了
Wang Qiang wakes up from a nap to find himself inexplicably in the world of Love in the Courtyard, as a former fortune-teller who has just been swept away. To survive, Wang Qiang relies on the System to dominate the courtyard. Lou Xiao'e is still unmarried when he swoops in and wins her over, while Qin Huairu, left alone at home, silently sheds tears.
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Siheyuan: Watching Myself Take the Internet by Storm 四合院：我在四合院看我火爆全网
Transmigration is really about change. It changes not only you, but also the people in the story and those around you! Different turns of fate make life all the more exciting!
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I Have a Universe That Starts in the Siheyuan 我有一个宇宙从四合院开始
One male protagonist (no female leads) + expanding across the universe + all kinds of transmigration After leaving his job, Hu Da, a programmer with a respectable career, plans to pass the time with some mental nourishment. On the way, he comes across a secondhand bookstall and buys the Four Great Classical Novels along with more than a dozen popular novels from years past. When Hu Da rereads Stellar Transformation, he idly imagines himself as the protagonist and starts cultivating by following
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Siheyuan: Starting All Over Again 四合院之从头再来
After witnessing Lou Xiao'e's death, Silly Zhu was reborn on the day in 1951 when He Daqing had just abandoned the two siblings and run off. What path should Silly Zhu choose for the rest of his life?
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- 62 Reborn in a Siheyuan in 1960 四合院重生1960 A look at the many faces of life in the courtyard: family squabbles and everyday routines. This is a slice-of-life story without much hostility, about farming and fishing. I’m just an ordinary person who can’t save the world; I only want to enjoy a good, simple life at home. 63Reads6.5Score101Shelves
- 63 Siheyuan: Starting Out as a Level-Five Chef 四合院：从五级厨师开始 Yang Jianguo transmigrated to Love in the Courtyard and became a resident of Nanluoguxiang in the old city of Beijing, as well as a Level Five chef at a steel mill. That winter, the courtyard was full of arguments and chaos, while Yang Jianguo sat back and watched it all unfold, perfectly at ease. 2.5kReads5.2Score—Shelves
- 64 Siheyuan: Starting in 1950, Cooking Like a God 四合院：50开局，烹饪逆天 Hello, everyone! Please support my new novel. This is a story set in the Courtyard House. The protagonist transmigrates into the Courtyard House, devotes himself to learning how to cook, and begins a life unlike any other. 59Reads5.2Score—Shelves
- 65 Siheyuan: Liu Guangqi's Road to Redemption! 四合院：刘光齐的自赎之路！ [Siheyuan + Reborn + Space + A sensible path to strengthening the country (not brainless)] If you want to write a good Siheyuan novel, you can't just write about everyday life. You also need to capture the spirit of the times, the Cao Cao spirit, and positive energy. You should also write about things that weren't in the TV show, the things readers want to see. That's how you earn readers' approval. This is the story of Liu Guangqi returning reborn, making up for past regrets, and navigating fam 567Reads7.0Score—Shelves
- 66 Siheyuan: What’s Wrong with Being a Little Overbearing? 四合院：我霸道点怎么了？ Chen Changwu transmigrates into the world of Love in the Courtyard just as his family falls apart. His maternal aunt by marriage, Jia Zhangshi, wants to take over his house. As if he'd put up with that! He beats her up, then goes and smashes up the Jia family home. Yi Zhonghai takes her side? He gets beaten! Silly Zhu sticks his nose in? He gets beaten! Liu Haizhong throws his weight around? He gets beaten! The foul-mouthed Xu Damao, the stingy Yan Bugui, the white lotus Qin Huairu... There's no 3.1kReads8.1Score100Shelves
- 67 Siheyuan: Stabbing Someone in the Back Isn't My Style 四合院：背后捅刀不是我的作风 Mo Jiayi transmigrated to the countryside in the 1960s. Unexpectedly, his parents had just passed away. Penniless, he could only sit there weeping. At that moment, Yi Zhonghai, who had come to pay his respects, told Mo Jiayi: “Once the funeral is over, come with your uncle to the capital.” Mo Jiayi followed Yi Zhonghai, the First Uncle, into the courtyard house. With no children of his own, the First Uncle treated Mo Jiayi like his own son. Mo Jiayi started out as a worker at the steel mill and 1.3kReads—Score—Shelves
- 68 Siheyuan: You Want Me to Support You in Old Age? I'll Bleed You Dry First 四合院：让我养老，我啃老啃死你 Reborn as He Yuzhu, he finds that He Daqing has just run off. All that's left are He Yuzhu and his five-year-old sister, He Yushui. From the start, Yi Zhonghai advises him to stand on his own two feet. He should be a good son to the whole courtyard from now on. You still think I'm a sucker you can take advantage of? You want me to support you in your old age? I'll just lie flat and live off my parents. What are you going to do about it? In short, I, He Yuzhu, will never let fate repeat itself. Y 7Reads5.4Score—Shelves
- 69 Siheyuan: Nobody Better Mess with Me 四合院之谁都别来惹我 [Three things this book has: a devoted male lead, a loyal female lead, and a cast of courtyard scoundrels with problems] [Three things it doesn't: a sensible author, a harem, or any promise of quality] Ding Yong, a modern mercenary, dies in action. He transmigrates into the body of Ding Yong, a decorated soldier who earned a first-class merit and was discharged due to injury in November 1958. Ding Yong is assigned a place to live in Courtyard No. 95 on Nanluoguxiang, with no idea what kind o 231Reads6.3Score—Shelves
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Siheyuan: I Trained Every Heroine into a Big Shot 四合院：我把女主都培养成了大佬
By chance, I transmigrated into Liu Duidui in a courtyard-house setting. Since he had a grudge against Silly Zhu, Liu Duidui was determined to ruin his life. He swore to marry his sister and take Qin Huairu away from him... Who could have guessed that he would end up raising all the heroines into powerful figures...
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- 71 A Tale of the Courtyard 大话四合院 A new story is here! You can read my work on Tomato Novel. I hope you enjoy it. Your support motivates me to write, and I'll do my best to tell every story well! 79Reads—Score—Shelves
- 72 Siheyuan: I Was Forced to Do Good Deeds 【四合院】我被迫助人为乐 (Multiple female leads. If that's not your thing, don't come in.) Why transmigrate to the Siheyuan? What could await you there? Is it a love that runs deep, or the everyday troubles of life? …,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, 384Reads8.1Score—Shelves
- 73 The Flower-Picking Little Bee of Siheyuan 採花小蜜蜂之四合院 A different kind of courtyard, with multiple female leads. If that's not your thing, don't read! This story is purely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental! Don't assume it's about you. No need for a long introduction. Just enjoy the ride! 703Reads6.7Score—Shelves
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Siheyuan: Silly Zhu Changes His Fate for a Cheat-Code Life 四合院：傻柱改命，开挂人生
Zhang Hao transmigrates into Love in the Courtyard and, by a stroke of bad luck, becomes He Yuzhu, the most pathetic and unlucky character in the show, at least in Zhang's opinion. But with the System's help, He Yuzhu is no longer the foolish chef everyone knew. He's now a man of substance, heart, and backbone. Relying on his knowledge of the plot and the System's support, he turns every scheme in the courtyard into a complete failure. Yi Zhonghai feels as if he's fallen into a pit. When his sch
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- 75 Siheyuan: A Level Nine Chef, Now Living High on the Hog 四合院：九级厨师，从此吃香喝辣 He Yuzhu lay helplessly by the roadside, his body blanketed by the heavy snow. A beggar stripped off his clothes, and a stray dog passing by devoured his body. He was left without even a whole corpse. Then, all at once, he woke up and found himself back at eighteen. In this life, He Yuzhu would be ruthless. He would never let those beasts leech off him again. A Level Nine chef from the start. From now on, he would look out for himself! Good food and drink, and that was that! 28Reads5.1Score—Shelves
- 76 Siheyuan: Being a Sneaky Schemer Feels Great 四合院：做老六真香 Yan Jiefang, an executive chef at a five-star hotel, has his soul transmigrate into the world of Love in the Courtyard. He becomes the second son of Third Uncle Yan Bugui, with the same name and surname, and even gets a "Sly Old Fox System." He hadn't planned to be a sly old fox, but the System is offering way too much. 620Reads6.6Score—Shelves
- 77 Siheyuan: A Blizzard of Feathers, Yet I Defy Fate 四合院：鹅毛大雪，我自逆天改命 What am I supposed to do when I can't come up with any good ideas? I still have to write to make a living. I'm having such a hard time. 54Reads5.2Score—Shelves
- 78 Siheyuan: The Specialist in Dealing with Every Kind of Scumbag 四合院之专治各种人渣 There was no helping it. The protagonist transmigrated into a courtyard house. In this place, truth and falsehood are turned upside down, and right and wrong are indistinguishable. The three elders and the Deaf Old Lady have bewitched everyone living in the courtyard. 2Reads6.4Score—Shelves
- 79 Siheyuan: Reborn as He Yuzhu, I’m Given Another Shot at My Destiny 四合院：重生何雨柱，我天命重来 He Yuzhu transmigrates to the 1960s and gets a heaven-defying comprehension System from the start. As long as he keeps at any given task, he can steadily earn proficiency. As the saying goes, if a cook doesn't sneak food home, the harvest will fail! The best part of being a chef is that you can occasionally bring a little food home, and the leftovers are from the leaders who get special meals. Starting today, I, He Yuzhu, get a second chance at life, just as fate intended! —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 80 Siheyuan: Reborn as Silly Zhu, the Jia Family Begs for Mercy on Their Knees 四合院：重生傻柱，贾家磕头求饶 He Yuzhu walked to the market and spotted a familiar stall around the corner. The vendor was a middle-aged man who looked simple and honest. A dressed duck hung beside him. He was cutting the duck into pieces, and business was clearly still brisk. 102Reads5.3Score—Shelves
- 81 Siheyuan: Banggeng’s Rise 四合院：棒梗崛起 Jia Nainai is reborn in the body of Banggeng from the Siheyuan world, and gets two opposing Systems as a bonus. See how Banggeng uses the Systems to change his own fate and that of his family... and help the nation grow stronger along the way. Then he conquers countless worlds and begins a brand-new chapter... —Reads8.0Score—Shelves
- 82 Siheyuan: Taking Over a Job in the City 四合院：从进城顶岗开始 [Lighthearted Comedy + No Playing Fair + Building Wealth + Moderate Animal Torment + Clear Main Plot + Original, Brainy Story] Zhao Xiaoqian transmigrated to a poor village in 1961. From the start, he took a city job and moved into a courtyard compound. Bang Geng kept provoking him, so he immediately made Qin Huairu work off her debt! Yi Zhonghai wanted to adopt his younger sister, so Zhao hired Yi Zhonghai's wife as a full-time nanny! He also hired Yan Bugui as a private tutor! Xu Damao was 24Reads—Score—Shelves
- 83 Siheyuan: Renovating a House from the Start 四合院之开局装修房子 One stint of overtime and one drunken night later, a fragment of a soul mysteriously arrives in the 1960s and takes over the body of the protagonist of Love in the Courtyard. Can he carve out a remarkable life of his own, or will time send him down the original storyline? Is this something to look forward to? 17Reads5.1Score—Shelves
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I Married Lou Xiao'e, So Why Are You Crying, Qin Huairu? 我娶娄晓娥，秦淮如你哭什么？
Song Zichuan accidentally transmigrates into the world of a 1960s Beijing courtyard and becomes a sixth-grade engineer whose engagement to Qin Huairu has been broken off. He can’t be bothered with the courtyard’s scheming and dirty dealings, so he decisively moves out. Starting with the design of an air fryer, he steadily rises to become a master craftsman of the nation, and his life gets better and better. Watching Song Zichuan with Lou Xiao’e, Qin Huairu is so full of regret that her heart bre
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- 85 Siheyuan: A Master Craftsman Returns Home to a Hero's Welcome 四合院：大国工匠返乡，专车接送 After transmigrating, Meng Dong found himself in the military. He bound himself to a sign-in System and received a major national defense-industry gift pack. From then on, Meng Dong's name resounded throughout the military, even reaching the ears of some high-ranking officials. Five years later, China's defense industry had made a qualitative leap forward. Once his five years were up, Meng Dong returned home to care for his parents, back to the courtyard he had dreamed of for so long… —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 86 Siheyuan: I Want the Money and the Girl, You Do Whatever You Like! 四合院之我人财全要，你们随意！ If it's good fortune, you can't avoid it; if it's misfortune, you can't escape it. Sure enough, Chen Da had just finished watching Love in the Courtyard when he transmigrated into the very same courtyard. Looking at himself, all alone, and then at the courtyard full of scoundrels, Chen Da cried out in despair, “Heavens, send down a bolt of lightning and strike me dead!” Rumble! A loud crash rang out. But it wasn't lightning. It was the System arriving. Chen Da: “I'm doomed...” —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 87 Siheyuan: From the Start, I Was Promoted to Engineer 四合院：开局晋升工程师 After transmigrating into Love in the Courtyard, he becomes an ordinary resident. He almost marries Qin Huairu, but she looks down on his poverty and marries Jia Dongxu instead. After his System activates, Xu Qing keeps a low profile in the courtyard and works hard. If anyone dares to scheme against him, he won't hesitate to hit back. When he discovers that Xu Damao is still unmarried, he initially just wants to ruin Xu Damao and Lou Xiao'e's wedding plans. But who could have guessed that Xu Qin 3kReads5.4Score128Shelves
- 88 Reborn as the Most Handsome Engineer 重生之最帅工程师 After his death, Li Xiaoran, a world-class hardware development engineer, ends up in the underworld repairing computers. Hoping to be reborn as soon as possible, he makes full use of his expertise. Not only does he become the top repairman for the underworld's electronic devices, he also becomes sworn brothers with the White-Robed Soul-Reaping Messenger and learns the underworld's ultimate art, Soul-Destroying Fist. After promptly repairing the Judge of Life and Death's chat phone, he earns the 1Reads—Score—Shelves
- 89 Siheyuan: You Turned the Steel Mill into an Arsenal 四合院：你把轧钢厂变成兵工厂 In 1955, after Lin Lunan returned from Mao Xiong, his superiors sent him to work as manager of a factory in Hong Xing. To his surprise, he ended up living in a compound. These were the best of times, and the worst of times. The ambitious Lin Lunan had no interest in dealing with these beasts. He was there to develop technology and reform the gardeners. Unfortunately, the beasts just wouldn't leave him alone. —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 90 Siheyuan: Building the Strongest Tech Nation 四合院：打造最强科技龙国 This is a brand-new courtyard compound novel, with none of the familiar plotlines about stealing chickens and the like. Instead, it has plenty of fresh storylines you haven’t seen before. The later chapters get even more exciting. I hope you’ll stick around for the epic events to come! 715Reads6.8Score—Shelves
- 91 Siheyuan: Fishing for All Things Under Heaven 四合院：垂钓诸天万物 Lin Shaowen got drunk at a class reunion. After sleeping and waking up, he inexplicably arrived in the world of Love in the Courtyard, becoming Lin Shaowen, an outstanding graduate of Beijing College of Chinese Medicine. He had just graduated from university and now faced a choice: should he become a promising full-time doctor at Union Hospital, or an obscure factory doctor at a steel mill? Without a second thought, Lin Shaowen chose to become a factory doctor. There was no helping it. Sending a 78.9kReads8.5Score1.7kShelves
- 92 Siheyuan: From the Start, I'm a Police Chief with Reba as My Wife! 四合院：开局警司，老婆热芭！ Zhang Chengfei transmigrated into a courtyard house and became a veteran who had earned a first-class collective merit citation and a third-class individual merit citation. From the start, he joined the police force as a second-level superintendent, earning a monthly salary of 76 yuan. He awakened the Case-Solving System. Every case he cracked earned him generous rewards. He also married the pretty young Reba. Everyone in the courtyard envied them, grew jealous, and was also afraid of him. Grann 38.2kReads7.7Score2.4kShelves
- 93 Siheyuan: Reborn as Silly Zhu's Younger Brother, with Heaven-Defying Comprehension 四合院：穿成傻柱胞弟悟性逆天 After transmigrating into the courtyard-house world, He Yumo becomes the younger brother of He Yuzhu and gains a System space and incredible comprehension. Once he gets started, he can quickly master any skill and become an expert. As his skills grow, so do his stamina and combat ability. So He Yumo sets out to learn all kinds of skills: cooking, fighting, metalworking, medicine... There's nothing he can't handle! Everyone is stunned! Is this really the same He Yumo as before?! Later, He Yumo en 12Reads9.0Score—Shelves
- 94 Siheyuan: Reborn as Yi Zhonghai's Only Son 四合院：穿成易中海的亲儿子 [Period novel + witty and humorous + chosen-by-heaven System + no saintly heroine + face-slapping + slice of life] Yi Tianci is reborn as Yi Zhonghai's biological son in Love in the Courtyard, making him a bona fide rich second-generation heir. With the System at his side, Silly Zhu can no longer rely on protection, and Old Deaf Granny is no longer the revered matriarch. No one can escape. While dealing with the courtyard's troublemakers, he also catches the tide of the times and writes a remark 34kReads8.1Score2.6kShelves
- 95 In the Siheyuan, I Became the Ultimate Insider 人在四合院，成为最强关系户 The train of the times rushes forward, and Wei Lai arrives at the courtyard from a TV drama. He activates the Relative System, which gives him a new relative every two weeks. Faced with a courtyard full of beasts, Wei Lai decides to strike first so he can live a good life. Why is Yi Zhonghai roaring in the middle of the night? It turns out Silly Zhu is growing distant from him. Why is Liu Haizhong sweeping the toilets? It turns out his own son stabbed him in the back. Why is Granny Deaf wailing 32.5kReads8.8Score1.4kShelves
- 96 Easygoing Days in the Siheyuan 四合院里的悠哉日子 Back in 1955, he begins a carefree life amid all the chaos of that legendary courtyard. See how a modern man gets by and lives his own modest life in that era! (A low on hostility, high on everyday life, and all about watching the drama kind of story.) 38.6kReads7.7Score1.9kShelves
- 97 Siheyuan: This Time, It's Finally My Turn, Right?! 四合院之这次终于轮到我了吧！ [If you dislike Qin Huairu, don't read] [Multiple heroines] [System] Yi Zhonghai, Liu Haizhong, Yan Bugui, He Yuzhu, Xu Damao, Jia Zhangshi, and Deaf Granny. With these seven people all in one place, there'll never be a shortage of stories... 45.8kReads8.6Score2.2kShelves
- 98 Siheyuan: Transmigrated as the Head Master's Nephew 四合院：穿成一大爷的亲外甥 [Siheyuan + period setting + farming + portable dimension + one heroine] Li Anye transmigrates to an era of scarcity, with no parents and not a penny to his name, so he has no choice but to seek help from his maternal uncle, Uncle Yi. As the saying goes, a maternal uncle is worth more than the heavens. Surely no one can complain if he leans on his uncle for support? After graduating from vocational school, Li Anye gets a decent job at a steel mill thanks to his uncle. His uncle, Yi Zhonghai, is 21.2kReads8.4Score1.1kShelves
- 99 Siheyuan Culinary God: I, He Yuzhu, Got Married from the Start 四合院神厨：我何雨柱开局就结婚 [Heartwarming + everyday life + plot changes + one heroine] After transmigrating as He Yuzhu and awakening the Chef God System, how will he deal with the bunch of pests in the courtyard? He marries a wife from the start, so Qin Huairu and Uncle Yi can forget about guilt-tripping him! Jia Zhangshi and Banggeng, don’t cause trouble, or Brother Zhu will make you pay! 30.2kReads8.1Score1.2kShelves
- 100 Siheyuan: Wang Dapeng the Jester's Happy Life 四合院，乐子人王大鹏的快乐人生 A hilarious, low-conflict period piece set in a Beijing courtyard, with a scheming protagonist, a professional troublemaker, and a real scoundrel's way of doing things. Wang Dapeng transmigrates into a courtyard full of villains, where he goes head-to-head with the residents and discovers that his reputation is taking a hit. His motto is: if you can't adapt to your surroundings, make them adapt to you. If you get soaked, don't let your opponents have umbrellas. So Wang Dapeng decides to make sur 60.4kReads8.9Score2.7kShelves
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