Any Mind-Reading, Hilarious Stories with No Romance? 有没有读心+沙雕+无cp文啊

1. 1 女 Disguised as a Man, I Debut in the Center Position of a Top-Tier Boy Band 女扮男装，我在顶流男团C位出道 Yun Tian Ge云婖歌Modern Romance784k WordsCompleted [Completed] Question: What’s it like to transmigrate into the behind-the-scenes villainous mastermind and secret-identity master you designed yourself? Tang Li: Thanks for asking. It was a pretty good experience, but I don’t want to do it again. Life was just too exhausting. Not only did I have to disguise myself as a man, but I also had to rush between all my secret identities around the clock. One moment I was a boy-band member, the next I was a girl-group leader. I was constantly going t 1.4kReads9.3Score24714d adds

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   The female protagonist's family can all see a chibi version of her and hear her inner thoughts. What's particularly funny is a fountain; the second brother is the first to hear her inner thoughts and pushes the whole family in.

2. 2 家 Who Gets It, Guys? The First Emperor Snatched My System 家人们谁懂啊，系统被始皇截胡了 Endless Journey迢迢不休Ancient Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [Main story has no romance, and is set in an alternate Great Qin. Not everything is historical: a mix of history and comedy] "The final bonus chapter is for readers' satisfaction and has a hint of romance. If that bothers you, feel free to skip it" Good news: Li Jiang transmigrates to the Qin dynasty and gets to see her idol in person. At last, she lays eyes on the legendary ancestor, nearly two meters tall, with thick brows and big eyes. She gets to watch the First Emperor unify the Six Kingdom 27.3kReads9.4Score4k14d adds

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   This is hilarious, it's still ongoing, and it's about Zheng Ge reading the female lead's mind—it's cracking me up!

3. 3 我 I’m Doing My Part to Build a Harmonious Society by Spreading the Gossip 我靠吃瓜为和谐社会贡献亿点力量 Fish Rice Flower鱼米花Modern Romance401k WordsCompleted [Positive vibes + no romance + transmigrate into a book + mind-reading + entertainment industry + dating reality shows/variety shows][Lighthearted, warm, healing, and redemptive] Good news: Tang Xin won ten million in the lottery! Bad news: She laughed too hard... and died. Tang Xin: A girl who laughs really does have good luck. So good, it killed me! When she opens her eyes again, she's transmigrated into a book as an obscure entertainer in the entertainment industry, a cannon-fodder character 303Reads8.9Score—14d adds

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   This mind-reading novel without a romantic pairing is really good; it's lightly silly, heartwarming, and healing.

4. 4 假 The Fake Heiress Tears Up the Script and Lazily Gives Up 假千金手撕剧本，沙雕摆烂躺麻了 Li Yaoyao梨窈窈Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted The short drama, The Fake Heiress Tears Up the Script, is now streaming [Showbiz + absurd humor and memes + everyone’s favorite + wild imagination + gossip + going off the rails] Chi Qian failed her tribulation and returned to the real world, only to discover she was the villainous fake heiress in a novel! The plot had already reached the point where the real heiress came back, and Chi Qian was about to be kicked out of the family home. A broken engagement, a wave of online hate, and a grueso 125.9kReads9.6Score13.5k14d adds

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   Silly and silly novel, beloved by the group

5. 5 快 Quick Transmigration: The Tragic-Novel Heroine Seems to Have a Serious Problem 快穿：虐文女主好像有那个大病 Beyond the Mountains山外Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Goofy + Slacker + Romance-Averse] Male lead: “The only one I've ever loved is her!” Cen Jing (rolling down the car window): “You two have to make it work. I'll take a car.” Second male lead: “You're interesting.” Cen Jing: “You deserve someone better, not someone who's already the best, like me.” Villainous big shot (pointing at the male lead and his mistress): “Why not tell the driver to run them over?” Cen Jing: “Hello? 110? Someone's inciting someone to commit murder... No, I'm not stutterin 9.2kReads9.5Score1.3k14d adds

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   There are so many silly and comedic novels, and so many mind-reading novels, but none of them have a romantic subplot. However, the romance in this one is rather weak, so it should still be bearable. 💕💕💕 Don't mind the description of the second book; the plot is 100 times more exciting than the description suggests. Both are completed novels and very long.

6. 6 绝 The Unparalleled Little Scapegoat 绝世小冤种 I Took Great Pains我煞费苦心Ancient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted Also known as: I Pay, You Risk Your Life, and We Both Go Crazy; The Ultimate Scapegoat; Power Over All, Sword to the Heavens Someone has set a trap to make everyone turn against me. "It's fine. I have a System..." Luo Yinyou comforted herself. "Even if the System is a total troll!" The world order had changed drastically, and the flow of destiny had been redistributed. Countless geniuses emerged, but the most dazzling of them all was the young lord Ye Ci of Dragon Island, hailed as the greatest 32kReads9.6Score4.4k14d adds
7. 7 穿 Book Transmigration: The Fake Heiress Awakens Her Reverse Mind-Reading Ability 穿书：假千金她觉醒了反向读心术 Fried Egg Yolk煎蛋黄Modern Romance623k WordsCompleted [The whole An family can hear thoughts + transmigrate into a book + secret identities + absurd comedy + villainess + family darling + male lead included] An Mu always felt she was completely different from the rest of the An family. With the An family’s excellent genes, they shouldn’t have been able to produce someone as ridiculous as her. Unless it was a genetic mutation... It wasn’t until she saw An Ran that she awakened. Only then did she discover that she had transmigrated into a book as the 5.2kReads9.4Score65414d adds
8. 8 洪 Honghuang: The Pipa Spirit of the Three Pure Ones 洪荒：三清家的琵琶精 Ling Xue Jiutian凌雪九天Ancient Romance632k WordsCompleted Yuping works hard at cultivation after transmigrating into the Primordial World, secretly transforming into human form ahead of time and avoiding all the fox spirits and chicken spirits. As soon as she transforms, she runs to Mount Kunlun to seek a master. She is determined to join the Jie Sect, hoping to secure a good place on the Investiture of the Gods. But after becoming a disciple, she realizes she got the wrong person??? Just as she is complaining to herself, her martial uncle hears her th 6.7kReads9.0Score74114d adds
9. 9 读 After Reading My Mind, Every Cannon-Fodder Character in the Book Came to Win Me Over 读我心后全书炮灰都来攻略我 Timewine时光酒Ancient Romance307k WordsCompleted [Mind-reading + adored by everyone + transmigrate into a book] Shu Ying is socially anxious, but she's bound to a System and has to go bother the original story's cannon fodder characters to keep the plot moving. She stays cool as a cucumber on the outside while mentally crawling around in the darkness. So the people she bothers hear her thoughts: [I've never kissed a foreigner in my life, but I've sure made a fool of myself, hahahahahaha!] [If I bash my head in, will I stop feeling so awkward? 635Reads8.8Score10214d adds

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   This is the most natural inner monologue I've ever read. The female lead is a socially awkward, expressionless person, but the inner monologue is hilarious!!!

10. 10 皇 The Imperial Family Heard My Thoughts, and I Became Their Treasured Darling 皇室全家读我心后，我成了掌上宠 A Gua Isn't a Melon阿瓜不是瓜Ancient Romance368k WordsCompleted [Complete] [Family reads her mind + adored by the whole family + transmigrates into a book + gossip and commentary + no romance] Shen Yunyu transmigrates into a book, arriving in the Great Xia Dynasty as a princess whom the emperor likes least. Her birth mother is merely a low-ranking consort, and treats her daughter coldly because she didn't give birth to a prince. With neither parent caring for her, Shen Yunyu lies flat and waits to grow up and be married off to a distant land, fulfilling her 3.8kReads9.3Score59914d adds

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    It's a pretty good story about a beloved character who reads minds, but unfortunately, there aren't many plot points related to Xiao Qi's sister complex.

11. 11 大 After the Poor Suckers Heard My Thoughts, They All Awakened 大冤种们听我心声后，全员觉醒了 Little Klee一只小可莉Modern Romance661k WordsCompleted [No romance + Transmigrate into a book + Inner thoughts + System + Absurd comedy + Bystander gossip] [All the protagonists are from the same world] Good news: Lin Huixing transmigrated, and even came with a System. Bad news: Lin Huixing transmigrated into the hourly maid in all sorts of protagonists' homes. Every story has these marginal characters. They may seem insignificant, but they always stand right beside the protagonists, on the front lines of the gossip. The domineering CEO argues with 40kReads9.4Score6k14d adds
12. 12 完 Oh No! The Bigwigs of Showbiz Are Eavesdropping on My Thoughts 完犊！全娱乐圈大佬偷听我心声 The Seventeenth Tangerine第十七只橘子Modern Romance630k WordsCompleted [No official pairing, ship whoever you like + the male supporting cast ranges from brilliant to hopeless + both the male lead and male supporting characters can hear the heroine’s thoughts] After seeing the signs again and again, Bai Nuan finally gets it: Oh my god! Since when can all these sneaky guys hear my thoughts? Bai Nuan transmigrates into a book as a cannon-fodder actress in the entertainment industry. Yes, the unlucky woman who gets dumped by the male lead and then goes ba 1.1kReads8.9Score15214d adds

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    ♥These are all mind-reading, silly, no-romance stories~ 🍉She transmigrated into a cannon fodder character in a book, constantly complaining about the female lead's official partners in her mind, but unexpectedly, they could all hear her thoughts. After turning into the sixth brother and betraying her, they all wanted to pursue her. What a joke, she didn't want any of them.🍉After transmigrating into a female supporting character, she was forced to have multiple identities due to a system malfunction. She originally wanted to follow the plot and get off the show, but who knew that these people could hear her thoughts, and her identity would be exposed upon meeting them, and they wouldn't let her off the show. What a mess~ ——Please follow, Princess🍉

13. 13 穿 I Became a Female Side Character with a Secret Identity, and the Male Leads Overheard My Thoughts 穿成马甲女配被男主们偷听心声 Sister Wan碗妹Ancient Romance922k WordsCompleted [Secret Identities + Mind Reading + Absurd Comedy + No Romance in the Main Story, One-on-One Romance in the Extras] After Tang Ye died, she bonded with a book-transmigration System and took the alias Pearl to enter a novel as a supporting female character. Who knew the System would crash halfway through and merge several novels featuring supporting characters with the same name? Yesterday, she was the tofu beauty. Today, she’s a rich young lady. Tomorrow, she’ll be a martial arts heroine. The da 413Reads9.1Score10214d adds
14. 14 全 My Whole Family Are Cannon Fodder, and After They Read My Mind, the Plot Falls Apart 全家炮灰读我心后，剧情崩得稀碎 A Xi阿熙Modern Romance438k WordsCompleted [Reborn after transmigrating into a book + reverse mind-reading + doted on by the whole family + hilarious plot + no romance] Gu Cheng had terrible luck in her previous life. She tried to do good deeds every day to earn merit and prolong her life, but just as she was building up her good karma, someone stabbed her through the heart and killed her. She was ready to accept her fate and be reincarnated, but instead, she unexpectedly transmigrated into a book. Worse, she became a three-month-old can 639Reads9.2Score10114d adds
15. 15 九 Clan-Wiping Match? I Became a Goddess by Living Off the Gossip 九族消消乐？我靠吃瓜苟成神女 Midterm Confusion迷茫期中Ancient Romance168k WordsOngoing [No romance + pretending to be a deity (The rating just came out and will rise later)] Also known as "A deadly start? I whip out a goddess secret identity!" The moment Chu Qingshuang opens her eyes Her entire clan is kneeling in a neat row. The executioner's blade gleams, and the emperor coldly waves his hand. “Execute them!” System: “Host! Something terrible has happened! I accidentally sent you into Clan Eradication: Emperor's Deluxe Edition!!!” Chu Qingshuang: “!!!” As the executioner's blade 17Reads6.7Score1014d adds

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    When Chu Qingshuang opened her eyes, she found herself kneeling on the execution platform. Looking around, wow! All of the original owner's aunts, uncles, distant cousins, maternal uncles, and maternal grandfathers were there, a complete and orderly reunion – a veritable family photo!

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