Looking for a BL Story with Lots of Drama, a Happy Ending, and a Crematorium Arc!!! 求双楠，狗血，he，火葬场！！！
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- 201 He Refused to Become Her Ex-Husband, So She Sent Him to the Crematorium 拒绝变前夫，他选火葬场 [Two Male Leads + Both Pure + Reunion After Years Apart] [Counting a thousand days and nights, repressed until madness, restrained until I became a demon.] Shen Que was forced to transmigrate into a book, and had the rotten luck to be trapped in a white, empty space with no daylight. Only after the transmigrator gave up on the mission and escaped was Shen Que finally able to return to the real world. But after coming back... he found he had a husband who had supposedly forced him into marriage. 63Reads8.5Score—14d adds
- 202 An Uneven Match 势不均力不敌 [Forced love + sugar daddy + angst] The Balance of Power is Unequal, also known as Crying and Begging for Mercy: Mr. Zhao Is Extremely Possessive Just after gaining his freedom, Jian Zhou ran into Zhao Zhen on a snowy night and felt a secret, forbidden greed for him. That very greed forced him to become Zhao Zhen's plaything. There was no escape. Zhao Zhen was a famous rich second-generation heir in Gongcheng, yet he had made his own fortune and become a man everyone feared. He had never thought 4kReads9.3Score29914d adds
- 203 The Guard Above 侍卫在上 [Two male leads: a cold-blooded, ruthless guard as the pursuer and a gentle, considerate master as the pursued] What should a personal guard do when his master wants to leave him? Offer himself to keep him around! That’s exactly what Shen Siyan does, only to have his sincere heart trampled underfoot by Ling Ying. Ling Ying even sneaks away from him, leaving Shen Siyan to break his leg in an accident while on a business trip. From then on, he is confined to a wheelchair, and the Shen family gradu 257Reads—Score—14d adds
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Echoes of Fate 宿命回响曲
(The rating just came out, so it’s a little low. It’ll go up with time! If you enjoy the story, please give it five stars, everyone! ❤️❤️❤️ If it’s not your thing, feel free to scroll past. Thanks! (*^o^*) BL, one-on-one, reborn; sweet after rebirth. Zhou Ziqing, Ji Fanqi Zhou Ziqing died the year he turned thirty, of late-stage stomach cancer. Before his death, he signed an organ donation agreement, offering all of his usable organs for free. He had only one condition: the recipient must never
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Become the Big Shot's Beloved 做大佬的白月光
Two Male Leads, 1v1, Both Pure Three years later, Yu Linran found Qian Mo running a street stall. He apologized, vowed to change, and begged for forgiveness, but he could never win back Qian Mo's heart. It was already dead. Five years earlier, Qian Mo's mother had been gravely ill, and he had asked Yu Linran for money. Yu Linran refused. Only after his mother passed away did Yu Linran show up in front of him. He hated him, but what good would hating him do? It wouldn't bring his mother back. So
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After the Canary Flew the Coop 金丝雀出走后
Both virgins / Strong leads / Rekindled love / CEO romance / The chase after the breakup / Suspense [The pursuer seems black but is actually pure / The pursued seems pure but is actually black] Li Yuan, the kept lover Zhou Yaoqin had supported for ten years, suddenly wanted to break up with him. Not only did he want to break up, he even wanted to be there for Zhou Yaoqin in his old age and at his funeral. Zhou was so furious he felt his insides give out and flames shoot from his head. So what if
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Young Master! Please Love Me 少爷！求您爱我
Cool, aloof young master as the pursuer, soft and sweet male courtesan as the pursued. Dual perspectives. Readers can put themselves in either character’s shoes. [Two male leads + sweet romance + a touch of angst + multiple couples + the pursued fights back + political schemes + officialdom + clever characters] Wen Ruyu gazed at him shyly, a faint blush spreading across his fair cheeks. “I want you to kiss me, Young Master.” Yan Qingchen’s heart jolted at his words. He stammered, “What?” Wen Ruy
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- 208 The Noble Emperor Fears Being Cast Aside by His Lord Every Day 高贵帝君每天都怕被主上扔了 Five hundred years ago, before the ancient ten-tailed divine fox Jing Heng ascended to the God Realm, he saved a gravely wounded young man. To repay him, the young man served Jing Heng as a personal slave for five hundred years. Five hundred years later, the young man learned that he was Jun Qi, the bloodline of the late Divine Emperor. After Jun Qi ascended the throne as Divine Emperor, Jing Heng was sentenced to nine Heaven-Slaying Arrows on the charge of treason. No one had ever survived bein 1.4kReads8.6Score16314d adds
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The Attack's Substitute: An Illusion of the White Moonlight 攻替身：白月光幻象
The top dotes on the bottom, and he loves him to pieces both before and after the groveling begins [Two male leads + size difference + eight-year age gap + younger man + secret crush becomes mutual + powerful, wealthy families in the capital + angsty push and pull + contract relationship + groveling to win back a lover + jealous, possessive love + getting back together + raising a child + both inexperienced + happy ending] A sci-fi ABO story about having a baby in an artificial womb. Pheromones
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I Can't Bear the Price of Loving You 爱上你的代价让我承受不起
Su Yichen, courtesy name Youxian and childhood nickname Mo'er, is called Su Mo by his family. Ever since he was little, he has loved the older boy who once saved him, Prince De, Xiao Yixuan. When he grows up, he uses his own abilities to help Xiao Yixuan ascend the throne, only to see his mother forced off a cliff. Left crippled, he throws himself into the moat...
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The Key to Victory 关键抢夺
[Devoted younger man + groveling pursuit + everyone’s favorite + high IQ] Between people, there are always so many broken promises. And that’s all right. A wonderful story about healing and growing up.
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Captive Passion: The Coldhearted Minister's Hard Road to Winning Back His Husband 囚欢：薄凉权臣追夫难
Synopsis Mutual firsts + anguished romance + the groveling chase + forced imprisonment + substitute for a beloved. Set in an alternate Tang Dynasty, with mystery and court intrigue. (The bonus chapters feature a cute little one.) Chi Feiwan serves as a director in the Ministry of Justice. He despises the powerful who treat human lives as worthless. When a headless female corpse case erupts in Chang'an and Cui Changqing becomes deeply implicated in the strange case, the officials fear his influen
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- 213 Zheng Tutu's Seventh Book 郑图图的第7本书 My new work is here! You can read it on Tomato Novel. I hope you’ll enjoy it. Your support motivates me to write, and I’ll do my best to tell every story well! 38Reads—Score—14d adds
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The Straight-Talking Earthling Who Keeps Sentinels in Check 地球直男专治哨兵失控
Powerful couple, both pure Shen Mo is an ordinary corporate drone from Earth, a bona fide straight-laced guy who takes life as it comes and avoids trouble. He doesn’t understand flirting or know how to date. All he wants is a peaceful, stable life. But a bizarre accident sends him transmigrating straight into a stratified interstellar world of terrifying Sentinels and Guides. Unfamiliar galaxies, rigid social classes, and dangerous insectoid races plunge Shen Mo, who has no experience at all, in
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The Beauty Who Didn't Want to Be Everyone's Favorite 美人他不想万人迷
Historical intrigue, battlefield of love, beloved beauty bottom, adored by all, beautiful yet tragic, crematorium, mutually devoted, age gap Beautiful and dashing young general bottom VS a host of ruthless tops Huai Yiheng is the youngest Marquis of Tingque in the Tianshu Kingdom. He commands 250,000 elite cavalry of the Jueyu Army, led troops at fifteen, was made a marquis at seventeen, and crushed 300,000 soldiers of the Xuemo Kingdom at eighteen. He is a sword tempered by the snows of the nor
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The Fat Bear Boss’s Belt Strangled My Soul 胖熊上司的皮带，勒住了我的魂
Lin City’s business world has two famous chubby bear CEOs, Zhou Zhengyuan and Fang Guodong. Outwardly, they’ve been bitter rivals for twenty years; in private, they’re each other’s only weakness. Beneath their double-breasted and single-breasted suits are two hearts weathered by business battles, yet burning only for one another. Then Xia Mingyuan, a refined new star in private equity, makes a forceful entrance. He openly declares his love, presses them at every turn, and vows to “take one of th
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- 217 The Fat Bear Emperor Wants to Be Fed 胖熊帝君求投喂 There are two famously chubby immortals in the celestial realm. One is Emperor Xuancheng, who governs the laws of the Nine Heavens: solemn and imposing, yet devoted to candied fruit and pastries. Built like a mountain, he is known throughout the Three Realms as the “Iron Tower” Immortal Lord. The other is the little immortal Qingfeng, who tends the celestial herbs in the Jade Pool. Fair, plump, and endearingly goofy, he is nicknamed “Dumpling” by the other immortals for his round belly and absen 86Reads—Score—14d adds
- 218 The Fat Bear’s Substitute Trap 胖熊的替身陷阱 The Chubby Bear’s Replacement Trap 88Reads—Score—14d adds
- 219 Forbidden Embrace 禁忌的拥抱 Forty-five-year-old Lu Zhenhai is the city’s quietest “giant”: weighing 320 jin, with a broad back and shoulders like a wall. Once a dockworker, he now runs an auto repair shop beside the secondhand market that nobody ever visits. His life is like a scrapped engine: heavy, greasy, and forgotten by everyone. Twenty-five-year-old Shen Du is the city’s brightest “lie.” A graduate of a prestigious university’s architecture program, he was disgraced by a plagiarism scandal and blacklisted by the enti 1.9kReads—Score10214d adds
- 220 A Bromance in the Great Tang 大唐基友记 In the Tianbao era, Chang’an was a city of dazzling splendor, with undercurrents churning beneath the surface. Forty-year-old Pei Yuanshao was a renowned spice merchant in the Eastern Market. He was tall and powerfully built, with a resolute face, silver at his temples, and a pair of broad, strong hands. His whole bearing spoke of a steady, bold man who had seen much of the world. Thirty-eight-year-old Qin Huaiyuan was a constable in Chang’an County. Broad-backed and burly, he had a square face, 48Reads—Score10014d adds
- 221 Transmigrating Through the Crowd, Gazing at You 穿越人群凝视你 Gazing at You Through the Crowd 133Reads—Score—14d adds
- 222 A Tough Man’s Weakness 硬汉的软肋 On the rainy night I was scammed while trying to rent a room, I had nowhere else to go. I was shoved into an old alley, an aging house, and the life of a strange man. Xiong Yue was thirty-eight, built like a mountain, quiet, and as punctual as a clock. I thought living under someone else’s roof would be hard to bear. But he left a light on when I came home late from overtime, came to pick me up with his umbrella tilted against the rain, and would sigh alone in the middle of the night, silentl 1.3kReads—Score11214d adds
- 223 After I Was Bullied, the Gang Boss Treated Me Like His Own Child 被霸凌后黑社会大哥待我视如己出 My new work is out! You can read it on Tomato Novel. I hope you’ll enjoy it. Your support motivates me to write, and I’ll do my best to tell every story well! 5Reads—Score—14d adds
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The Fussy Young Master Is Forced into Love by a Disabled Tycoon 作精少爷被残疾大佬强制爱
[Two male leads + Beautiful, dominant top and strong bottom + Two couples + Mutual first love] [Disabled, restrained, deeply devoted powerful top vs. arrogant, spoiled young master bottom] Ye Cheng is the only son of a wealthy family, a reckless young tyrant. The one flaw in his life is that his fiancé is disabled. Ye Cheng is proud and arrogant, and naturally looks down on the older brother who doted on him from childhood and became disabled in both legs because of him. That was how their engag
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Delusion of Being Loved 被爱妄想
[Signed for print publication] Sister-in-law, open the door. It’s your brother-in-law Powerful coercion + unconventional happy ending + ultimate love triangle drama + unhinged characters + groveling redemption + melodrama galore + substitute romance A cruel, unhinged, sickly scumbag top VS a cool, ruthless bottom who delusionally believes he’s loved I catered to his every whim and granted his every request. He mocked and tormented me at every turn. But I stayed by his side, never leaving no
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We Were Supposed to Be Childhood Friends 本应是竹马竹马
An intensely possessive, jealous, proud, stubborn tsundere gong x a resilient, mature, gentle shou with a strong career drive Han Juebai (gong) x Tong Huai (shou) One-sentence synopsis: Two childhood friends with a deep bond. Because the gong is so possessive he can’t stand his wife even glancing at someone else, he keeps throwing tantrums until the two grow apart. Then comes the wife-chasing crematorium, followed by rekindled love. Sweet overall, and both leads are wonderful. Note: If you’re v
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Craving Her: The Long Road to Winning Back My Wife 垂涎之追妻火葬场
Aloof CEO × gentle secretary: angst before sweetness, rekindled love, mutual devotion, and healing romance. Shen Wenlang, the aloof and aristocratic CEO of HS Group, was proud and cold. He never noticed the deep love hidden beneath the gentle exterior of his personal secretary, Gao Tu. Suspicious by nature and distant toward others, he crushed Gao Tu’s tender feelings again and again. Only when Gao Tu’s love ran dry and he resolutely walked away did Shen Wenlang finally come to his senses. He ca
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- 228 The Scumbag Came to My Grave Begging for Another Life 渣男到我坟前求来生 [Dual male leads, Mu Chuang vs. Lin Qi] He was the heartbeat the other had never noticed in his “past life,” and the treasure he would stop at nothing to claim in his “next life.” Lin Qi had always secretly loved Mu Chuang, but after Mu Chuang saw through him, he was met with nothing but contempt. Then someone with an agenda spread rumors about his sexuality everywhere, leaving Lin Qi ostracized by everyone. The gossip drove him to the brink, until he finally leaped into the unfathomably deep Na 27Reads—Score—14d adds
- 229 The General Wants to Lead Me Astray Again 将军他又想来渣本官 [Two Male Leads: Qin Mu vs. Xiao Junmo] Qin Mu and Xiao Junmo had known each other since childhood. On the first night after they got together, they fell out over who would take the top, and went their separate ways. Through one twist of fate after another, they kept running into each other, trading insults and getting into all kinds of trouble. As their quarrels escalated, they became more and more certain of each other’s feelings, yet they still couldn’t agree on who would take the top. It was 146Reads6.3Score—14d adds
- 230 The Shadow Guard Reigns Supreme 影卫在上 [Two male leads, cold-blooded shadow guard seme, prince gets what he deserves] The emperor suspects that Prince Chen, Zhu Yucheng, harbors rebellious intentions. Under the pretext of protecting him, he sends Night Tianlin, the commander of the shadow guards, to keep him under surveillance, hoping to obtain evidence and eliminate Zhu Yucheng with a legitimate excuse. Who could have guessed that Zhu Yucheng was no pushover? He turned the scheme to his advantage, successfully seduced Night Tianlin, 405Reads7.0Score10814d adds
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With a Shop at My Fingertips, I Urge the Male Lead to Behave 商城在手，男主我劝你善良
[One-on-one romance + both leads are strong + transmigration into a game + fantasy + secret identities + both devoted to each other + sweet and angsty moments + happy ending] Lin Yao transmigrated into a fantasy game and became a villainous NPC who was destined to be imprisoned by the protagonist as his male lover. He couldn’t leave the game until the protagonist wiped out his entire clan. To get home, Lin Yao pretended to torment the protagonist and use him, while secretly treating his wounds,
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- 232 The Crown Prince's Substitute Lover 太子的替身爱人 On the day Liang Shengxi was to marry the Qi family’s legitimate son, chaos broke out in the capital, and the person in the bridal sedan turned out to be Qi Jiran, the Qi family’s son born to a concubine. With his beloved missing, Liang Shengxi took out his anger on Qi Jiran. But even when misunderstood and humiliated, Qi Jiran never thought of leaving. He guarded his secret, his love, and all the promises they had made. But when Liang Shengxi agreed to let someone take his blood to treat anothe 1.6kReads8.4Score11914d adds
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Spoiled Beyond Measure: President Li's Cherished Darling 盛宠之下：厉总的掌心娇宠
[Two male leads + cold-faced financial tycoon seme x devoted affection magnet uke + both leads are each other's first and only + no substitute trope + rekindled love + happy ending + multiple couples] Any resemblance between the characters, locations, names, plot, and anything else in this story and real people or places is purely coincidental. This story is entirely fictional! Li Xiuchen, the richest man in S City, is cold, handsome, and wealthy, with power to turn the world upside down. But th
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- 234 Until We Meet Again: A Thousand-Year Promise 待到重逢之千年之约 [One-on-one, two male leads, both devoted to each other; doting CEO top x wilderness rescue team captain bottom + different time and space + multiple couples + happy ending] The times, characters, and places in this story are all fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Our love runs as deep as the sea, our bond is etched in the Three Lives Stone. Fate binds us across the world, and we will never part. To find the one I love and stay together until our hair turns white. If there is 118Reads—Score1014d adds
- 235 Reborn: My Sovereign 重生：我的君主大人 Two male leads: the devoted general Beiming Han as the pursuer × the sweet, gentle prince Mu Yichen as the pursued This story takes place in a fictional setting. Any resemblance to actual events is purely coincidental. In his previous life, Mu Yichen was willing to sacrifice everything for Beiming Han: the throne, his martial arts, his dignity, and even his life. Until his final moment, he was still worrying about Beiming Han. He left behind only one sentence: “If there is another life, let us n 176Reads8.6Score—14d adds
- 236 A Heart-Eroding Crisis 蚀心危情 [Dual male leads + multiple side couples + wealthy CEO] If I died just like this, would I finally be free? It all began with that conspiracy. He was convicted and sent to prison, enduring a long sentence, losing his closest friend, and suffering the betrayal of his lover. In an instant, the whole world turned against him. To stay alive, he had no choice but to abandon his kind heart, fight fate, and make enemies of everyone. When he got a second chance at life, all he wanted was to leave the con 84Reads—Score714d adds
- 237 Reborn: Please Love Me Again 【重生】请你再爱一次 [Sweet romance + domineering CEO and rising star + multiple side couples] No mistaken love, and everyone gets a happy ending, so read without worry. In his previous life, after accumulating enough disappointment, Feng Lin decided to part amicably with Wan Yi. But Wan Yi did not want to end their relationship. When the two left the civil affairs bureau, Wan Yi stared at the green divorce certificate in his hand, unable to accept it. “I’ll take you home.” “Fine. Let’s say this is our last goodbye. 78Reads—Score—14d adds
- 238 When the Dawn Sets 曙光落幕时 Dominant CEO gong × designer shou. Both have secret identities. Dual male leads. The shou switched places with someone else, changing the course of both their lives. Yet somehow, he eventually returned to his birth family and found the love that had been meant for him all along. He thought the door to happiness was finally about to open for him, but an unexpected illness brought him to a halt. As he battled his illness, the gong stayed by his side, quietly and unwaveringly. After weathering ever 22Reads—Score—14d adds
- 239 At First Sight 第一眼 [Two male leads] [Sweet and doting, both pure] [Sweet and doting, no angst] [Cold, taciturn CEO × innocent young master] They met at an auction. Just one glance was enough for them to know they were meant for each other. Love at first sight isn’t impossible, just rare and hard to come by! Wei Bo’an, I, Xiao Tianqi, want to stay by your side forever, and love you for all eternity. We still have a long life ahead, so don’t worry. Believe me: no matter how you change, I’ll always love you just the 25Reads5.7Score—14d adds
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Who Says a Young Marshal Can’t Live Off His Wife? 谁说少帅就不能吃软饭
[Two Male Leads + Fictional Republic-Era Setting + Reunion After Years Apart + Two Strong Leads + They Hurt Each Other at First, Then Dote on Each Other] [Mad Warlord Top VS Resilient Returnee Bottom] His father was dead, his brother-in-law had been imprisoned, his sister had hanged herself, and their home had been seized. When Shen Huaijing returned from France to Jiangcheng, all he found was a family destroyed and everyone he loved gone. To save his brother-in-law from execution, he chose a pa
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Pinned Against the Wall by a Madman, He Says If I Cry, He'll Do Even Worse 被疯批顶在墙上他说哭就不止这样
[Two male leads + obsessive and unhinged + forced love + healing and redemption + devoted to each other + sweet romance] [Shy, beautiful bottom, soft on the outside and resilient within × pure-hearted, lovesick mad-dog top who can’t live without his wife] To scrape together money for his grandmother’s medical bills, socially anxious Su Xingche bravely takes a part-time job at a top hotel. Little does he know he will accidentally enter the room of the Lu family’s head, a man rumored to be ruthl
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A Modern-Day Romance with My Ancient-Era Brocade Guard Boyfriend 古穿今之我的锦衣卫男友
[Completed, Both Strong | Turns a Straight Man Gay | Ancient Meets Modern | Both Chaste | Fantasy] After failing to assassinate Emperor Xiao Ding of the Great Xiao, Bai Hemian, Commander of the Embroidered Uniform Guard, was pierced by a rain of arrows. At that very moment, he transmigrated to the modern world, more than four hundred years later. By a twist of fate, he became the personal bodyguard of a major entertainment industry mogul. That mogul was none other than Li Hewan, a criminal polic
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The Handsome Hostage Prince 蓝颜质子
The Blue-Eyed Young Hostage
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- 244 Captive Love, Ashes of the Past: The Obsessive CEO Has No Way to Win Back His Wife 囚宠归烬：偏执总裁追妻无门 Prisoner, Returned to Ashes: The Obsessive CEO Has No Way to Win Back His Wife 910Reads—Score—14d adds
- 245 Please Don’t Leave Me 求你别丢下我 Please, don't leave me behind. 370Reads—Score714d adds
- 246 After His Substitute Endured Endless Torment, the Regent Went Mad 替身受尽折磨后，摄政王疯了 After the Substitute Suffered Endless Torment, the Regent Prince Went Mad 5.7kReads—Score11614d adds
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Open Moves, Hidden Gambits 明棋暗弈
Xiao Huiqing was Lu Jiaming’s caged bird for three years. He endured it all so he could get closer to the truth behind his family’s ruin. But on the night he was finally about to escape, a carefully staged kidnapping sent him right back into that man’s grasp. Lu Jiaming dragged him out of a filthy back alley, crushing not only the bones of those thugs, but also the wings Xiao Huiqing had just begun to spread in an attempt to flee. “Xiao Huiqing, you schemed so hard to get away from me, only to e
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Diary from a Conversion Therapy Center 戒同所日记
A diary recording the final two months of my life... Maybe I'm just not meant to be loved. Otherwise, why would everyone who loved me leave?
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- 249 The Husky and His White Cat Shizun 二哈和他的白猫师尊 [The audiobook adaptation of the same name, starring Gu Jiangshan and Sanshi, is complete. Tune in and give it a listen!] Mo Ran thought becoming Chu Wanning's disciple had been a mistake. His master was far too much like a cat, while he was like a silly dog wagging its tail and fawning over him. Dogs and cats can't reproduce together, and the silly dog hadn't wanted to reach out his fluffy paws toward that cat in the first place. He'd always thought dogs should be with dogs, like his senior bro 100.9kReads9.7Score19.5k14d adds
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After the Enemy Crown Prince Tricked Me Into Becoming His Substitute 被敌国太子骗做替身之后
[Devoted couple, angst, serious angst!!! Frail, sickly beauty of a divine physician and prince bottom × initially deranged, later puppy-like crown prince who pursues his love top] (The rating is low because the novel just came out, but it will rise.) The Ninth Prince of Linzhao, Ji Yuxuan, is handsome, brilliant, and exceptionally capable. In court, he wields influence at will, leaving the ministers lamenting. Among the noble families, he wins the secret affections of official's daughters and t
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