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- 1 Deyun: It All Begins with Stand-Up Comedy 德云从说相声开始 The writing is a little rough at first, but it gradually improves later on. Please don’t give up on the story too soon!] This story mainly focuses on crosstalk and the everyday lives of fellow apprentices. It contains many original details. Read with caution if that bothers you. (Plagiarism, infringement, and unauthorized reposting are strictly prohibited. Violators will be held accountable!) When they had nearly finished eating, Bai Xiaoran asked outright, “Jiu Chun, would you be willing to giv 635Reads9.2Score—14d adds
- 2 The Legacy of Deyun Crosstalk 德云相声的传承之路 (This story is entirely fictional. Do not compare it to real life. The timeline also differs from reality.) “People’s fates are all decided by heaven,” Qin Xiaoxian said earnestly. He glanced over at Zhang Xiaoxu and sensed something was off. He had no idea what Zhang Xiaoxu was about to pull this time. Sure enough, Zhang Xiaoxu launched into his signature, over-the-top straight-man routine. “You have to work hard! How can you get anywhere if you don’t? And you still believe in fate? Are you try 287Reads8.4Score—14d adds
- 3 You're a Comedian, Yet You're the Most Unprofessional Chef 说相声，你是最不务正业的厨子 Tang Jian is reborn. Like everyone else who gets a second life, he has a System too, but it’s hard to know what to make of it. His is called the Crosstalk Gourmet System. What do those two things have to do with each other? Mr. Hou: “You say you’re a chef? I don’t believe you. Come with me, kid. We’re doing crosstalk.” Yu Qian: “You say you’re a chef? I don’t believe you. Come on, junior, I’ll take you to make a movie.” Guo Degang: “You say you’re a chef? I don’t believe you. Come on, follow you 2.5kReads8.6Score10314d adds
- 4 Showbiz: When Deyun Fell into Infighting, I Started My Own Business 娱乐：德云内乱，我直接另起炉灶 Lin Bai is reborn in the 1990s and becomes Yu Qian’s junior uncle in the lineage. On Guo Degang’s birthday, Deyun falls into internal turmoil. Watching Deyun descend into chaos, Lin Bai appears with a fan in hand and announces the founding of Bai Ri Ge. After their first performance, netizens are buzzing with excitement. “Lin Bai is trying to take over Deyun right out from under Guo Degang!” “Stealing his son, his turf, and his partners. This is hilarious! I’ve never seen anyone dare to go head- 7.8kReads8.5Score47914d adds
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Showbiz: Deyun’s Rebellious Disciple Becomes a Top-Tier Star? 娱乐：德云逆徒，成顶流了？
Qin Youwei had always felt that his life was like an elegant crosstalk routine. Onstage, everything was dazzling; behind the scenes, there were countless hardships. Today, he stood backstage at a theater in Beijing, the audience’s hubbub filling his ears while anxiety weighed on his heart. Tonight was the premiere of his new crosstalk show, a script he had written entirely on his own. He believed in himself, but an uneasy feeling still churned deep inside.
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Zhang Neinei Finds Love 张neinei脱单啦
The story of how you and Zhang Yunlei meet, get to know each other, and fall in love... The author updates at no set schedule (mostly depending on whether inspiration strikes). This story is entirely fictional and bears no resemblance to reality! Please don't confuse the story with the real person! If you like it, feel free to follow the author. Thanks!
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- 7 Daydreaming: Zhang Yunlei Falls in Love with You 白日做梦之张云雷爱上你 Because Zhang Yunlei tapped his finger, the two of you happened to meet... If this weren't a dream, I wouldn't have written it without at least a peanut to snack on~ This story is purely a dream. If anything seems familiar... no, that's absolutely impossible! This is just for entertainment. Please don't confuse the story with the real person! (P.S. The author's writing is limited, so please don't be mean if you don't like it.) 29Reads—Score—14d adds
- 8 Deyun Society: The Lemon Fan Who Won Her Idol's Heart 德云社：柠檬追星成功 As an unofficial member of Lemon's fanbase, I unexpectedly return to my childhood. My goal is to grow up and go to Beijing, hear Brother Bian'er perform crosstalk up close, spend some time in his city, and, most of all, prevent that accident so he can live freely and without regrets. I'm writing this just for my own enjoyment, so please don't take it as referring to the real person. Please go easy on me if anything is off. I'll gladly take good suggestions on board. 201Reads8.7Score—14d adds
- 9 You're the One in My Heart 心尖尖上的人是你 Maybe there's no reason behind love. Maybe the person just happens to be you, and you become my everything. You were my first love, and you'll be with me through every season of the years to come. Lu Xiaoya, one of Zhang Yunlei's fans, never imagined that one day she'd become the person by his side every single day. (For dream-fuel only. This is entirely fictional, so please don't confuse the story with the real person!) 50Reads—Score—14d adds
- 10 Deyun: The Senior Disciple of the Yun Generation Is Here 德云：云字科大师兄在此 Xu Yunxuan, whose real name is Xu Yan, is Master Yu's adopted godson and Master Guo's prized student. When Deyun Society faces a crisis, he stays true to his original aspirations and remains by his mentor's side. As his voice enters its changing period, he enlists in the military. After being wounded and discharged, he returns to the Deyun Society stage, protecting his junior brothers and driving away troublemakers... 1.9kReads7.1Score10114d adds
- 11 From Senior Xiangsheng Performer to King of Showbiz 从相声大师兄到娱乐天王 “May my fellow townsmen forgive me, and may I never profit from bringing harm to the world.” He Yunhan bows in greeting. As the curtains fall for the year, he has become a well-deserved master of crosstalk. After transmigrating to a parallel world, he arrives at Deqian Society. He signs in for ten years, keeping his head down and staying out of the spotlight, hidden behind the scenes of crosstalk. All for the day he can finally reveal himself, fulfill his goal, and activate the Universal Champio 58Reads5.2Score—14d adds
- 12 Crosstalk: The Junior Disciple of the Yun Generation Saves the Show from the Start! 相声：云字科小师弟，开局救场！ “Geneva, give us our money back!” “You promised us Teacher Guo and Yue Yue!” “Where are they?” Heavy snow had blocked the roads, leaving Guo and his companions stranded along the way. Showtime was approaching, but no one had taken the stage. Just then, a student from the Yun generation was called in at the last minute. Seeing an unfamiliar, handsome young man onstage without even wearing a traditional robe, the audience was clearly displeased and growing agitated. Li Yunsong: “There’s no way we’ 695Reads6.6Score—14d adds
- 13 Showbiz: I Was Forced to Become Deyun’s Top Star 娱乐：我，被迫成为德云一哥 A car accident made Chen Xiao transmigrate. He’d planned to quietly do odd jobs at Deyun Society and live an ordinary life. Unexpectedly, one performance rescue brought him back to the stage, and he even became Deyun’s top star? “Chen Xiao, from now on, you’re Deyun’s top star...” Old Guo slurred, draping an arm over Chen Xiao’s shoulder as he drank Maotai. “Shouldn’t your son be Deyun’s top star?” “What son? He’s nothing!” Old Guo glared, his beard bristling. “But I really don’t want to be Deyu 151Reads5.4Score—14d adds
- 14 Crosstalk: From the Start of the Variety Show, I Drive Master Guo Crazy with My Antics 相声：综艺开局，整活逼疯老郭 After transmigrating to a parallel world, Liu Xuan became a disciple of Guo Taoer, head of the Taoyun Society. Life is tough, so Liu Xuan has to make a living with his art! Luckily, he got bound to a Super Challenge System. On Taoyun Laughs Together, he used every trick in the book to lead his senior brothers around by the nose. On Let’s Farm, Bro!, he was a hardworking culinary god who could handle himself both in the fields and in the kitchen. His cooking even made Bai Lu drool! On China’s Got 355Reads—Score—14d adds
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Deyun Society: Zhou Jiuliang’s Little Fairy Wife 德云社：周九良的小仙妻
A young woman with a pocket dimension grows crops, practices medicine, and takes care of a little orange cat in her spare time. Enjoy the everyday antics of the adorable foodie Jiuliang and his fellow Deyun Club performers.
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Ruling the Entertainment World, Starting with Crosstalk 从相声开始称霸娱乐圈
In the year 2023 of the Hanhua calendar, the Yunshe Society, the largest crosstalk troupe in the Hanhua Kingdom, opened a branch in Jinmen, a city known for its crosstalk. As a rookie in the Long division, Chi Huo felt the pressure of being the first performer at the Jinmen branch's opening show...
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- 17 The Decline of Crosstalk: One Honest Song Shocks the Nation 相声凋零：一首大实话，山河震惊 The crosstalk industry is in decline, and screens are filled with formulaic performances that do nothing but sing praises. By-the-numbers crosstalk has crowded out the genuine article, and nobody cares about the traditional arts of speaking, imitating, teasing, and singing. Lin Qingfeng runs his family’s crosstalk theater. Caught between internal troubles and outside pressures, he sang a Taiping lyric in defiant tears! “When it comes to who we love, it’s the audience!” “Big Truth” swept the nati —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 18 The De Yun Troupe’s Senior Disciple 德芸大师兄 A gentleman as beautiful as jade, peerless in all the world! The top disciple of the Yu family, the universally acknowledged senior apprentice brother of Deyun Society, and an eighteen-year-old veteran of comic performance! He made his name with his debut performance of The Nine-Headed Case, then turned the tide during Deyun Society’s August crisis. Equally skilled as the straight man and the funny man, he mastered all twelve fundamentals of comic performance. Old Guo and Old Yu couldn’t help ex 77Reads8.6Score—14d adds
- 19 Deyun Society: The Little Pixiu 德云社：小貔貅 Wang Yu, also known as Wang Yunxiu, is the youngest junior disciple of the Yun generation and Mr. Guo's brother-in-law. He is the son Mr. Guo held in his arms as a child. Clear-minded by nature, he was born the year Deyun was first established. He has seen hardship, tasted sorrow, and faced betrayal, yet he has always stayed true to himself. Mr. Guo once said that this son worried him most, yet also gave him the greatest peace of mind. His presence brought a unique splash of color to their lives 226Reads8.1Score—14d adds
- 20 Showbiz: Deyun’s Top Roaster Has Lao Guo Panicking 娱乐：德云第一怼，老郭慌了 Li Yunze transmigrates and becomes the youngest member of the Yun generation at Deyun Society, while binding to a System that makes him stronger whenever he roasts someone. From then on, both onstage and off, there's a sharp-tongued Li the Roaster! Guo Degang: The audience is who puts food on my table! Li Yunze: Then when are you going to show them some filial respect? Yue Yunpeng: I'm the top comedian at Deyun Society! Li Yunze: That's true. He really was, once! Guo Qilin: Li Yunze, do you know 17.7kReads9.0Score1.3k14d adds
- 21 Showbiz: One Song, Painted Fan, to Save Deyun Society 娱乐：一首画扇面，力保德云社稷 At Deyun Society’s year-end show, Guo’s face turned as black as a shoe sole when someone sang “Painted Fan.” Just as everyone was lamenting Deyun Society’s decline, Lu Heng took the stage. The moment he appeared, he sang an octave higher! His singing made Guo grin from ear to ear. “See that? That’s my son! The one just now was Yu Qian’s apprentice!” Guo Qilin and the others were so jealous their teeth ached. “So you’re the only one who can do it, huh?” Everyone at the venue and in the livestream 80Reads—Score—14d adds
- 22 I Really Never Meant to Become Deyun's Top Star 我真没想当德云一哥 “May the people of this land accept me, and keep ill-gotten money out of this world!” Zhang Yunting stood motionless at center stage in an immaculate white coat. Below him, flowers and colorful lights filled the hall. Yet he could only smile wryly to himself. I never wanted to be Deyun’s top comedian! 13Reads8.7Score—14d adds
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Deyun Laughter Club: Uncle-Master, Please Listen! 德云斗笑社：师叔请听好！
If you’re the sole remaining disciple of Master Xie, the elder generation’s last great master. (Contains the first season of Deyun Laughter Society, plus the original content Deyun Teahouse and Shishu Restaurant.) The second season of Deyun Laughter Society is currently updating.
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- 24 Deyun Society: I Married a Wife Through a Mystery Box 德云社：娶个媳妇开盲盒 The male lead is Qin Xiaoxian, a crosstalk performer with the Deyun Club. The female lead is the adorable Jiang Cha, who owns a supermarket connected to myriad worlds. Ever since Qin Xiaoxian got together with Jiang Cha, his life has been chaotic every single day. After all, who else opens their front door to find a zombie-infested apocalypse, an endless desert, or a vast interstellar world full of armored mechs? It’s like opening a mystery box: every time, something fresh and thrilling. 133Reads6.7Score—14d adds
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A Meng in Deyun 德云一孟
A Meng Hetang female-oriented fanfic. Please don't confuse the character with the real person. If you don't like it, don't read. Whenever I watch Deyun Society crosstalk, I always wonder what it would be like if I were part of Deyun Society... This is basically a place to jot down my daydreams. Please excuse the poor writing and any out-of-character moments. The logic should be fine. I've been thinking about this for a long time.
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- 26 Alongside Thunder 伴雷 [Imagination + romance + sweet indulgence + everyone’s favorite + a little showbiz] As the only senior apprentice in the Yun generation at Deyun Society, she may be small, but her seniority is anything but, and she has a boyfriend who’s a jealous big shot: Zhang Yunlei. After his leap in Nanjing, he shot to fame. A clap of thunder broke through the clouds, and the whole world came to know his name. Zhang Yunlei’s life was full of ups and downs, but the person who stayed by his side from beginnin 127Reads8.0Score—14d adds
- 27 They Won’t Take Women as Crosstalk Apprentices? Then I’ll Become a Female Master of Deyun Society 相声不收女徒？我便当德云女先生 [Comedy + crosstalk + Entertainment industry + Feel-good power fantasy + Everyday life + Lighthearted] [There is a System, but it gets very little page time. Not recommended if that’s what you’re here for.] Who says women can’t perform crosstalk? Mo Yunyue is here to prove them wrong! The Deyun Society is a temple full of monks, is it? She’ll seize power and turn it into a kingdom of women! Mo Yunyue: Sorry, Master. On the crosstalk stage, we’re not master and disciple, we’re mother and son, or 1.4kReads8.6Score15814d adds
