I'm Desperate for Something to Read. I Can Hardly Believe It 😱 朕书荒了 简直不敢想象 😱
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Under Surveillance by the Major Crimes Unit! This Guy’s a Total Pretty Boy 重案组监视对象！这哥真是小鲜肉
Jiang Wen transmigrates to a parallel world and discovers that he’s just a registered entertainer, a pretty boy kept by Yang Mi. Rely on pig kidneys to stay alive every day? As if! Just then, he activates the [Good Samaritan] System and decides to use his skills to find a new line of work. It’s just that his particular skills are a little... unorthodox! Perverts, murderers, notorious thieves... He fights crime by doing the opposite of what you’d expect. When a pervert strikes, he joins in. When
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The Only One Who Wields True Magic: Starting with Magic Livestreams 唯我独法，从魔术直播开始
[Livestream] + [Wish-Fulfillment] + [Funny] + [Magic] + [Stage Magic] + [Urban] Lin Yi: “Everyone, believe me, this is just stage magic, not real magic. You have to believe in science.” Then he used the [Pickpocket] skill to steal something from the beautiful streamer he was facing off against in a Livestream battle. He followed up with [Mage Hand] to reach through the internet and slap a nitpicker, then planted a [Surprise Box] in a troll's desk drawer.
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Mercenary: From the Start, a Warlord Calls the Police and Accuses Me of Fraud 雇佣兵：开局军阀报警说我诈骗
A post on Yan Nation’s internet shot to the top of the trending charts in an instant! [Foreign terrorist organization reports itself to the police, claiming a Yan Nation citizen scammed it out of a one-million-dollar deposit and still hasn’t delivered the goods!] Qin Yang was taken in for questioning, but somehow they couldn’t find grounds to convict him! The next day, Qin Yang appeared on the battlefield, taking a phone call while shooting down aircraft! Once the group photo was uploaded, the w
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A Wanted Criminal Sneaks into My House, Then Gets So Scared He Calls the Police 通缉犯潜入我家，却被吓到报警
[High-IQ plots: staged accidental killings and locked-room murders] [A satisfying high-IQ story with logical twists] Ye Chen transmigrated to Blue Star and obtained a Screenwriter System. And so, one screenplay after another became reality: “Headless Yaksha Serial Murders,” “The Butterfly Effect: Staging Accidental Killings,” “The Fourteenth Perfect Locked-Room Murder,” “Using Natural Phenomena to Design the Perfect Accidental Killing”… Every one of these was a high-IQ perfect crime, imposs
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Livestream Auctioning Wanted Criminals: You Call This Selling Products? 直播甩卖通缉犯，你管这叫带货？
Lin Chen quits the police force. He only meant to become a livestreamer who teaches people about the law, but unexpectedly activates a livestream sales System. [Order confirmed. Target: A-rank wanted criminal.] [Sell A-rank wanted criminal, reward: 1,000 Crime Points] Lin Chen: “Come on over, take a look! Freshly caught serial killer, on a huge livestream discount!” At first, viewers think Lin Chen is playing a prank. But as police departments across the country start paying attention to him, ev
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Bro, Give It a Rest! Everyone You Follow Is Dead! 大哥，收手吧，你的关注全嘎了！
Zhang Fan transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes the owner of a funeral home. One day, while scrolling through short videos, he comes across a martial arts influencer who makes a spectacle of challenging fighting gyms. The influencer stands arrogantly outside a gym, boasting that he’ll go in and knock out the owner’s front teeth. Just then, the Funeral System activates. “After 16 malicious publicity stunts challenging gyms, the chance of getting beaten to a pulp next time is 100%! The cha
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The Street Prank Show Went Too Far, So I Gave Them What They Wanted 街头整蛊节目组作死，我成全他们
A certain conglomerate created a show called [Prank Gone Wild], dedicated to playing cruel jokes on unsuspecting passersby. The production crew has absolutely no limits! The pranks are livestreamed from start to finish, and countless victims are left utterly humiliated! Bai Xiaowen has become the show's next target. Then a horde of zombies appears. How the hell did Bai Xiaowen get a Gatling gun?! Actor: “He's a devil! Let me go!” Bang!
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Paranormal Variety Show: My Identity as the Living King of Hell Is Exposed 灵异节目，我活阎王的身份曝光了
[System + Livestream + No Female Lead + Ridiculous Comedy] Blue Star. A street-prank show has taken the internet by storm! The crew dresses up as ghosts late at night to scare passersby, livestreaming their reactions! Liu Feng has just transmigrated here, and is completely dumbstruck when a terrifying ghost suddenly appears before him! [Ding!] [Sign-in successful. Host has received: Evil-Warding Talisman!] So, to the amusement of countless viewers, Liu Feng performs an exorcism with a talisman!
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Please Stop, the Exercise Ended Ages Ago 求求你收手吧，演习早结束了
Li Xiu was selected to take part in a safety drill, and his mission was to rob a bank. That was bad enough, but just as he set out, his father-in-law showed up to demand money. Father-in-law: “You have to give me this 200,000 yuan today, or I’m not letting you leave.” With no other choice, Li Xiu decided to take his father-in-law to the bank. The moment he pulled out a pistol and put on a mask, his father-in-law was stunned. Father-in-law: “You’re really ruthless. You’d rob a bank over a 200,000
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I Won’t Fall for You 我不会喜欢你
Mo Qian spent six years trying to warm a cold, unyielding heart. But life is full of disappointments, and love is one of them. Even on the day he died, he never received the love he had yearned for. But he could never have imagined that after his death, the one he had loved in this world would finally awaken, overcome with grief. Day after day, they knelt before the tiny pile of ashes he had become, sobbing and weeping, until they died beneath those ashes. ***Content warnings: * A groveling ex a
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Diary from a Conversion Therapy Center 戒同所日记
A diary recording the final two months of my life... Maybe I'm just not meant to be loved. Otherwise, why would everyone who loved me leave?
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Whatever, Everyone’s Getting a Bad Ending Anyway 无所谓，自会全员be
[Angst] ➕ [two male leads] ➕ [Transmigration] When a ray of light shines into the darkness, is it salvation or despair? Again and again, someone is pushed into the abyss; again and again, they are rescued, then betrayed. Which direction does the true light come from?
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You Do All This Evil, Aren't You Afraid of Being Struck by Lightning? 为非作歹，你真不怕天打雷劈？
Wealth, powerful backers, influence, status. Those in high positions use these things to operate beyond the law and commit every kind of evil with impunity. Do bad things, and you'll be struck by lightning. That saying has become a fanciful consolation for the weak. But Jiang Lei transmigrates into this world and awakens an Evil Deed Purification System. From then on, the weak no longer need to pray for Heaven to open its eyes. Because Jiang Lei is walking divine retribution.
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No scheming green tea. No misunderstandings. No melodrama, no characters getting stupid for the sake of the plot. The heroine wants to find the person who killed her parents. Only later does she realize this isn’t just about getting revenge, and it isn’t just her problem: it concerns the safety of the public.
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Seriously?! You Mooched Off My Wi-Fi and Cut My Internet Cable 刑啊！蹭我wifi，还剪我网线
[Stickler for Details] + [Law] + [Outlaw] + [Stacking Charges (Stacking Kills)] + [Zhang San] Chen Feng is a livestreamer. One day, he discovers someone stealing his Wi-Fi, so he changes the password. But to his surprise, the neighbor comes knocking and demands the password, claiming her child needs it for online classes. And if he refuses, she’ll cut his internet cable? How about destruction of private property, disturbing the peace, and trespassing? Your account got stolen by a hacker? How
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I’m a Lawyer. Being a Little More Ruthless Is Only Reasonable 我一个律师，猛亿点很合理吧
(A legal-education comedy in the style of Zhang San, with wild ideas and satisfying payoffs. The blurb is short and not very good, so please check out the main story!) Trainee lawyer Lin He is harassed by his supervisor and is about to leave the law firm when he unexpectedly binds himself to the Madman System. From then on, his life is like having a cheat code... Bystander One: “That was brutal! I only glanced at him once in court, and I got sentenced to ten months!” Bystander Two: “That was ter
5.2kReads8.9Score558Shelves