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1. 1101 暗 The Retired Shadow Guard Goes Off to Farm 暗卫他退休去种田了 Lantern-Bearer燃灯儿Two Male Leads777k WordsCompleted A story about a secret guard who doesn't know he has a special constitution, accidentally retires early, and takes up farming... [Both are each other's only one! Both are each other's only one!] (Original title: The Secret Guard Retires to Farm) Content warnings: melodrama + running away while pregnant + an imaginary dynasty A maxed-out fighter who's a little goofy vs. a calculating, proud big shot who's a little narcissistic Both are each other's only one + raising a child + farming in the earl 10.6kReads9.3Score1.3kShelves
2. 1102 不 Wait, Whose Little Zombie Needs to Be Coaxed into Eating Meat? 不是！谁家小丧尸得哄着才吃肉啊 Bai Baiyuan白白圆Two Male Leads804k WordsCompleted [Complete + two male leads + devoted to each other + raising and nurturing + sweet romance + the top only has eyes for his beloved later on + soft, squishy half-corpse bottom!!] Gu Chi is reborn in the early days of the apocalypse. With three months left before darkness falls upon the world, he starts stockpiling the supplies he’ll need. He only meant to get himself a pet for company, but somehow he ended up bringing home the pet’s owner, too. Xu Wangnian is a half-corpse who hasn’t completel 8.1kReads9.3Score1.3kShelves
3. 1103 绝 The Stunning Villain Is Severely Antisocial 绝美反派他重度社恐 Xie Buwan谢不晚Two Male Leads1.4M WordsCompleted Tsundere at first, devoted and obsessively possessive later, versus a beautiful, laid-back, socially anxious man After transmigrating into a book as the great villain, Liu Zhezhi spent five hundred years without completing a single mission, until the System, furious, confiscated his cultivation. The righteous path’s foremost cultivator, Immortal Lord Zhezhi, became a useless cripple, abandoned by his sect. Everyone pitied him, but only he knew how much he liked not having to see anyone. He had s 28.4kReads9.3Score5.3kShelves
4. 1104 甜 Sweet and Sultry! The Cool, Alluring Beauty Gets Close with Her Childhood Friend 甜欲！钓系清冷美人和竹马贴贴 Chestnut Blossoms Catch Fire栗花燃火Two Male Leads278k WordsCompleted [Complete! Come grab this sweet little treat~] [Two men + charming beauty + touch-starved bottom + loyal, pure-hearted, clueless top + both virgins + happy ending] A charming, touch-starved beauty bottom × a silly, hopelessly clueless, pure-hearted top Lu Chenxue is S University’s untouchable beauty, cool and gorgeous, the gay community’s ultimate dream guy. He has countless admirers, all eager to get a taste of him. Yet no one has ever managed to win him over. That’s because there’s a fierce, 5.2kReads9.3Score629Shelves
5. 1105 变 After Turning Into a Cat, I Was Kissed Senseless by My Archenemy, the Crown Prince! 变成猫后，被死对头太子吸晕了！ Drunk, Gazing at the Moon over Chang'an醉看长安月Two Male Leads521k WordsCompleted [Two male leads + adorable pet + devoted to each other in body and soul + sworn enemies turned lovers + a hot-tempered general as the bottom x an obsessive crown prince as the top] Lu Zhiwan was a proud, unruly young general. One day, he was ambushed and fell off a cliff… The good news: he was still alive. The bad news: he had turned into a little kitten. The even worse news: the little kitten had fallen into the hands of his sworn enemy, the crown prince. Now that he was a cat, Lu Zhiwan ran wi 7.5kReads9.4Score1.7kShelves
6. 1106 可 Damn It! My Roommate Is Forcing Their Love on Me 可恶！被室友强制爱了 Gan Wei甘未Two Male Leads322k WordsCompleted [Two male leads] [College campus] [Both devoted only to each other] [Petty, spoiled, tsundere young master top × resilient, handsome straight guy with extraordinary emotional obliviousness] What do you do when your roommate confesses to you? Reject him! What do you do when he forces you into a relationship after you reject him? Forget it, let's just date. Bai Tang is a thoroughly straight guy who worked hard to get from a small mountain village into a big city. He never expected city people to b 21.7kReads9.4Score3.1kShelves
7. 1107 王 The Proud Prince's Playful Pleas, and His Bodyguard's Devotion to Doting on Him! 王爷桀骜撒娇，暗卫嗜宠如命！ Little Peach of Silver Lake银湖小桃Two Male Leads252k WordsCompleted (Main story complete) [Two Male Leads + Both Pure, 1v1 + Secret Guard × Prince + Sweet Romance + Fantasy Dynasty] Proud, haughty prince × secret guard commander who lives to dote on him. → Lazy, sly cat × devoted wolf who never neglects his duty. He is the idle Prince of Liang. His mother is the emperor's most beloved Noble Consort, and his uncle is the foremost military commander at court, with a powerful army at his disposal. He has enjoyed wealth and affection ever since birth, but as a membe 10.8kReads9.3Score1.1kShelves
8. 1108 孤EN After My Shadow Guard Lost His Memory, He Went Wild 孤的暗卫失忆后野翻了 Exquisite Knot玲珑扣Two Male Leads589k WordsCompleted [No female lead + both leads are each other's first] Shen Tingjue was rescued after falling off a cliff and became the young master of the prime minister's household. The Eldest Princess treats him as her own, and the emperor dotes on him by association, sending every fine thing he gets his hands on to the prime minister's residence. As a result, Shen Tingjue has become famous throughout the capital. Everyone knows the emperor favors him, and the powerful are falling over themselves to win him o 3.4kReads9.3Score523Shelves
9. 1109 原 Turns Out I’m the Marquis’s Fake Young Master 原来我是侯府假少爷 Gazing at the Moon Through Bamboo竹中窥月Two Male Leads477k WordsCompleted [Two male leads, transmigrate into a book, little ones, love, friendship, and family affection, everyone’s favorite] Gu Zhiwang was born into a marquis’s household and grew up surrounded by flowers and affection, the family’s little darling. His father indulged him, his mother doted on him, and his older brother looked out for him. At seven, Gu Zhiwang only had to worry about what to eat and what to play. He knew nothing of sorrow. Until he discovered he was the fake young master and a sacrifici 21.8kReads9.3Score2.8kShelves
10. 1110 死 My Archrival Is So Arrogant? One Kiss and They Blush! 死对头很狂？这不一亲就脸红吗？ Boozy Little Bread Roll酒心小面包Two Male Leads711k WordsCompleted [Rebirth / sweet romance / sworn rivals / mutual flirting / push and pull] In his previous life, Shen Yu always treated his arranged-marriage partner, Xie Yanzhou, as his sworn enemy. But when everyone turned against him, only Xie Yanzhou cared for him tirelessly and cherished him like the most precious thing in the world. After Shen Yu died, Xie Yanzhou avenged him and perished in a sea of flames. * He returned to the day he and his sworn enemy confirmed their engagement. Shen Yu kicked the sch 64.6kReads9.4Score9.1kShelves
11. 1111 读 After Reading His Mind, the Celibate Tycoon Spoiled the Little Playboy Rotten 读心后禁欲大佬把小纨绔宠上天了 Rampaging Lamb暴走羔羊Two Male Leads522k WordsCompleted [Male-male romance + mutually devoted, one-on-one couple + sweet indulgence + a little goofy] [Mind-reading, abstinent, scheming fatherly CEO Qin Zhiyan × Cocky yet timid, spoiled and pretty young master Tang Keyi, adored by his whole family] The young master of the Tang family, Tang Keyi, is stunningly handsome but notoriously spoiled, and he even declares that he'll marry no one but Qin Zhiyan! Qin Zhiyan is the head of the capital's most powerful family, aloof and abstinent, with no interest 2.8kReads9.5Score461Shelves
12. 1112 山 No Boat to Ferry Across These Mountains and Rivers 山河无舟渡 Peace and Great Fortune平安大福Two Male Leads381k WordsCompleted Zhao Lingzhou seized power by any means necessary and became the new emperor, only to die on the very day of his coronation. After being reborn, he lost all desire to fight for the throne again. He planned to shut himself away in his manor and live as a carefree, wealthy idler, but his mentor was thrown into prison. To repay his debt of gratitude, he had no choice but to return to court and clear his mentor’s name. Yet soon, students across the realm were singing his praises as a brilliant man w 2.2kReads9.3Score271Shelves

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13. 1113 完 After Completing the Mission, the Emperor Venerable Playboy Became a Henpecked Husband 完成任务后，帝尊海王成了妻管严 Wild Geese in the Northern Sea北冥有雁Two Male Leads551k WordsCompleted A domineering, unreasonable Immortal Venerable top vs. a vengeful Immortal Lord bottom 1. Jiang Zhouyin valued his sect and treated his own kind well. Everyone around him had benefited from his kindness. Unfortunately, his master treated him coldly, his junior brother mocked him, and others bullied and ridiculed him, calling him a pathetic doormat, a rare breed even across the Six Realms. Countless people had been lifted up by Jiang Zhouyin. Once, the Immortal Lord Zhouyin was gravely injured sa 10.4kReads9.5Score1.6kShelves
14. 1114 殿 Your Highness Is Sobbing! The Mad Villain Is the One in Your Bed 殿下爆哭！疯批反派他是枕边人 Watching Lantern Flowers on Horseback走马看灯花Two Male Leads364k WordsCompleted [Complete, 1v1, both pure, powerful couple: a highly intelligent, cool-headed, domineering, battle-scarred beauty of a top vs. a dramatic, ruthless, rebellious, unruly, gloomy bottom; older partner dotes on the younger one; mutual salvation; they choose each other] “You keep going, and so will I.” Xiao Rongchuan's face was so beautiful it outshone all others, and it left Gong Yi completely lovestruck. Gong Yi racked his brains. He had been lying in wait beside Prince Chen, looking for a chanc 819Reads9.2Score101Shelves
15. 1115 嫁 After Marrying the Enemy Nation’s Crown Prince, I Turned the Tables 嫁给敌国太子后，我逆风翻盘了 Young Master Guiyuan归远少爷Two Male Leads351k WordsCompleted New novel: After Becoming the Tragic, Powerful Villain Rong Se transmigrates into a book and becomes the sinister, ruthless villain in a political intrigue novel, a man who murders his father and brothers and covets the throne. But he is nothing more than a tool and a backdrop for the main couple’s flirtation. He repeatedly gives his all to help their romance, only for them to live happily ever after in the imperial palace while he dies alone, abandoned by everyone and without a whole body. Rong 15.8kReads9.4Score2.8kShelves
16. 1116 声 Schemes Beneath the Clouds 声潜云谋 Lu Shiyi陆拾壹Two Male Leads512k WordsCompleted The first time I saw him in the classified room at Hancheng Command, his handsome face carried a scrutinizing, haughty look… When we met again in Xucheng and I slapped him, hatred and despair burned in his eyes… In the abandoned warehouse, when he took that devastating first step of his own accord, his eyes held the desperation of someone staking everything… In the villa’s prison, as drugs controlled him and dragged him under, tears left tracks of humiliation and vulnerability… And then… those f 101Reads—Score—Shelves

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    [Sparrow's Divine Work][Sparrow's Divine Work][Sparrow's Divine Work][Sparrow's Divine Work][Sparrow's Divine Work][Sparrow's Divine Work]

17. 1117 快 Quick Transmigration: The Host Is a Rebel Through and Through 快穿之宿主一身反骨 Happy Cat哈皮的猫Two Male Leads1.0M WordsCompleted [Two male leads + quick transmigration + System + chaotic antics + melodrama + comedy] After transmigrating, Chang Ningchen found himself saddled with an angst-romance System. It wanted him to dish out as much torment as possible, but the protagonist was defiant to the core and would rather die than submit. System: Darling! I'm your angst-romance System. Just complete 99 angsty love stories and you can return to your original world! Chang Ningchen: The world I came from was just okay. I don't wa 299Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Both are Shuangnan! Quick Transmigration is about a seemingly sickly but actually morally upright and short-tempered uke (bottom) and a cunning, scheming seme (top) who fall in love and constantly tease each other. Lots of content, hilarious and wacky plots. Interstellar is about a seemingly honest and expressionless but actually womanizing uke who is chased across the universe by a loyal seme (top), with various hilarious and chaotic moments of pursuing his wife. Phoenix Madness is about a uke who can be eccentric, sarcastic, and a detective in public, but a domestic wife at home who can cook, sew, and take care of children, captivating the aloof prince seme (top). Their story revolves around their pursuit in the court and the martial arts world. Looking forward to reading, my dears! [Kissing emojis]

18. 1118 凤 Lord Feng Is a Little Unhinged 凤大人他有点癫 Happy Cat哈皮的猫Two Male Leads356k WordsCompleted A story about fooling around in another world, raising kids, and doing his best to slack off. There aren't many people in Feng Shisan's sect. Maybe there's something wrong with the mountain's feng shui or the sect's cultivation method, but its members are all a little crazy, more or less. Of course, they're free to be as crazy as they like. He thinks he's perfectly normal. 27Reads—Score—Shelves
19. 1119 星 Interstellar Romance: General, Keep Your Cool! 星际热恋之将军冷静点！ Happy Cat哈皮的猫Two Male Leads313k WordsCompleted [Two male leads + rebirth + mecha + school life + melodrama + one-on-one romance] Yu Chi is a scheming, faithless flirt, reborn into a mecha world. This time, he's landed himself an incredibly good family: he's the only son of a general from Universe A. He thought all he had to do was lie flat, eat and drink, and live like a happy freeloader. But reality hit him with one blow after another, and his adoptive general father refused to let him lie flat. Yu Chi: “I had no freedom at home all these y 12Reads—Score—Shelves
20. 1120 假 Fake Lessons, Real Schemes: The Childhood Friend Tutor’s Epic Fail 假教学真套路，竹马导师翻车实录 Mu Shenye牧神野11k WordsCompleted The Fake Lesson, the Real Seduction: A Record of My Childhood Friend Mentor’s Epic Backfire 358Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Highly recommend!

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