Hand Over the Immortality Novels, or I'll Cut You Down! 交出 长生文 不然吧你屌刀了!

1. 1 开 From the Start, Immortal for Eternity, Laying Low Until the End of Time 开局长生万古，苟到天荒地老 Purple Spirit Wind and Snow紫灵风雪Eastern Fantasy6.1M WordsCompleted [Published in print] [Not a wish-fulfillment story + tranquil daily life + lighthearted humor + no female lead + no tragedy + survival expert] Enter with caution. A longevity story told from the perspective of an immortal, spanning several great eras of cultivation. It begins in an ordinary mountain village, moves into a small domain, and then enters the vast world of cultivation, passing through the eras of flourishing development, golden prosperity, the collapse of the rules, the great dark up 807.1kReads9.7Score95.7kShelves

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   The immortal story of Chen Xun and Da Hei Niu from the small world to the big world.

2. 2 长 Eternal Prudence: Starting with a Suona, Funeral Rites to Immortality 长生苟道：开局吹唢呐，送葬修仙 The Rooster Crows, Two and a Half Years Pass雄鸡一唱两年半Eastern Fantasy4.8M WordsOngoing [Immortal Cultivation + Comedy and Memes + Ordinary Protagonist + Heroine + Laying Low + Status Panel] Bai Yu transmigrated to an immortal-cultivation world. From the start, he was immortal, and performing funerals made him stronger. Bury a grandmaster martial artist and gain a max-level Golden Bell Shield, with the vitality of a dragon! Bury a Nascent Soul cultivator and gain a top-tier Heavenly Spirit Root, with extraordinary talent! Bury an Immortal Emperor of the Myriad Worlds and gain the T 46.5kReads8.9Score3.9kShelves

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   Invincibility starts from immortality

3. 3 系 Immortality System: I Outlived Everyone 系统赋我长生，我熬死了所有人 One Durian No. 3一只榴莲3号Eastern Fantasy5.6M WordsOngoing Observing the love and hatred of cultivators across the river of time from a perspective beyond life itself. He left a modest little town and entered the wondrous world of cultivation. His journey sped up and slowed down, moving forward or stopping to rest, but he never stopped walking. The Age of Declining Dharma, the Age of Emperors, the Age of Dark Turmoil… He appeared in every age, and the only thing he could do was watch old friends die with his own eyes, then see them off to their grave 549.1kReads9.4Score49.9kShelves
4. 4 玄 Fantasy: Starting Blind, I Cultivate with an Erhu 玄幻：开局瞎子，从拉二胡开始 Howling Gale哀嚎的狂风Eastern Fantasy1.7M WordsCompleted (The short drama is now streaming: Fantasy: Beginning with Two Springs Reflect the Moon) [Spending Life + Grinding and Lying Low] "Once a song breaks the heart, where in all the world can one find a kindred soul?" From the start, he transmigrated as a blind man and became a street musician. [Two Springs Reflect the Moon: LV2 (1/10000) Effect: Unblocks qi and blood, opens the meridians, dispels dampness, and warms the body] He is a blind street musician who wipes out an entire gang for 157.5kReads9.6Score17.2kShelves
5. 5 我 I Really Am a Snake, Not the Source of Darkness! 我真是一条蛇，不是黑暗源头！ Listening to the Waves听浪Eastern Fantasy1.1M WordsCompleted [Mythical Beast + Immortality + No Female Lead + Taking Disciples + Invincible] Zhu Jiuyin transmigrates into a snake that eats raw flesh and drinks blood. He starts out with eternal life, only to be sealed beneath Mount Buzhou for all eternity. Fortunately, he activates the Master-Disciple Rewards System. His disciples’ cultivation can be returned to him a thousandfold! To win his freedom, Zhu Jiuyin begins taking disciples like crazy. [Ding! Your disciple has gained one year of cultivation. Re 64.7kReads8.9Score5.6kShelves
6. 6 皇 The Emperor's Gold Medal County Magistrate 皇家金牌县令 Noodle King Zai板面王仔Historical2.7M WordsCompleted [Farming + lighthearted fun + transmigration] Fang Zhengyi transmigrates to the Great Jing dynasty and becomes a county magistrate. After seven years of work, he has created his own earthly paradise. He’d planned to live out his days as a carefree little emperor. In the thirteenth year of the Jinghe era, the emperor of Great Jing travels incognito and accidentally wanders into Taoyuan County... The moment the emperor enters the county, he is astonished! The many strange and wondrous things leave 306.3kReads9.5Score43.9kShelves
7. 7 我 I Have a Disease. Its Name Is Immortality 我有病，病名，长生 Si Lingmu司灵木Eastern Fantasy557k WordsCompleted [Longevity] [Daily life] [Eras] [Not really a System] … I was sick, terribly sick. From that day on, I fell into a deep sleep. I slept for so long, then woke up, then fell asleep again, for longer and longer stretches. … I thought medicine would cure me. But it didn’t. … Later, I fell asleep again. And woke up again. I looked around, bewildered. My family was gone, and so was Nancheng. I had come to a strange place, where immortals and immortal sects existed. … I thought cultivating immortality 15.5kReads9.2Score1.7kShelves

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   Fei Shuangwen + daily life + fantasy [love] [love] [love] [love] love love love [blowing kiss] good-looking and beautiful [love] [love]

8. 8 一 A Blossom, A Cup of Wine, An Immortal Life 一花一酒一仙人，亦眠亦醉亦长生 Eat a Billion Less少吃亿点Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted [This book is also known as The Nine Tales of Peach Blossom Spring] [The print edition of The Nine Tales of Peach Blossom Spring goes on sale at 7 p.m. on November 15!] [Immortality + taking disciples + no female lead + lighthearted comedy, no tearjerkers] When your master serves food, you spin the table; when your master chants a spell, you chatter away. When your master rests, you sing; when your master sleeps in, you bang on a pot. Your master is immortal, but your life is short; your master 228.6kReads9.5Score25.8kShelves
9. 9 我 I, the Immortal of the Ming Dynasty, Have Lived Through Sixteen Emperors 我，大明长生者，历经十六帝 Qing Hong青红Historical8.5M WordsOngoing [The first long-life novel set in the Ming Dynasty on the entire internet] Li Qing transmigrates to the early Ming Dynasty and, through a twist of fate, becomes a disciple of Zhang Landa. He lives a carefree life for years. In the fifteenth year of the Hongwu era, Empress Ma falls gravely ill, and by chance, Li Qing becomes her attending physician. From then on, Li Qing begins his journey through the Ming Dynasty. He experiences the bloodshed and turmoil of the Hongwu era and gets caught up in t 274.9kReads9.4Score24.5kShelves

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   The author has a profound history in the Ming Dynasty. His writing style is good but there is a bit of a knife behind it.

10. 10 我 I Want to Live Forever Too 我也想长生 Remember the Third Autumn勿忘三秋Eastern Fantasy155k WordsOngoing [Mortal cultivator, clones, beast taming, no System, not reborn, carefully detailed growth, well-reasoned plot, satisfying moments without mindless power fantasy...] ☞ He was born into the most ordinary farming family, with no connections or powerful backing. Unless someone gave him a helping hand, he would have to toil away his whole life, barring the unexpected. ☞ His spiritual root had the variety to rival a genius’s, but its grade was the lowest. Fate had played a cruel trick on him —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    New book recommendations have no ratings yet. No system, no points added. Real, detailed, can be studied deeply, accumulated little by little, upgraded little by little, until immortality.

11. 11 长 Longevity: Cultivating Through Martial Arts Until the Immortals Die of Old Age 长生：以武入道熬死修仙者 New Leaves in Spring春上新叶Eastern Fantasy2.2M WordsCompleted The System is unreliable. The moment he transmigrated, the Heavenly Dao killed him. Luckily, the beginner's gift pack he'd received beforehand had already made Li Yuanchang immortal. And so, an ultimate survivor was born. What are peerless prodigies and undefeated emperors? Under the erosion of time, they're all fleeting illusions. No matter how dazzling you are, in the end, you can't withstand the merciless passage of time. He lived through the rise of technology. He also witnessed the sp 48.3kReads8.5Score3.4kShelves

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    Immortality series recommended

12. 12 系 The System Grants Me Immortality. First, I'll Get Married and Have Children 系统赋我长生，先结婚生子再说 Taixu Snow Moon太虚雪月Eastern Fantasy1.1M WordsCompleted [The heroine is on the cover] The story of how I, an immortal, was violated by a tentacle monster for 20 years, and what I have to say about it. A fox was saved by Li Changsheng. It transformed into a beautiful woman and married him. Decades later, the two of them faked their deaths one after the other and were buried. Thousands of years later, they met again. Their eyes met, and they were left reeling in the wind… See the splendor of the world and the cycles of countless lifetimes through the 479Reads7.3Score111Shelves
13. 13 子 A House Full of Descendants: This Ancestor Can Cultivate While Lying Down 子孙满堂，老祖我躺着修仙 Huang Qingshui凰轻水Eastern Fantasy1.3M WordsCompleted Chen Feng is an extraordinarily cautious cultivator who once believed his talent would never be enough to attain immortality. In his despair, he decided to establish a clan of his own. Everything changed when his first child was born. A tiny butterfly flapped its wings, stirring up a mighty storm. The more children Chen Feng had, the stronger he became. And so... In ancient times, the Yellow Emperor took three thousand women as consorts. Today, Chen Feng takes wives and ascends to immortality. “ 3.9kReads8.3Score229Shelves
14. 14 开 From the Start: The Old Ancestor Who Climbed Into His Own Coffin 开局：自己爬棺材的老祖宗 A Match Made in Heaven天作之合Eastern Fantasy1.4M WordsOngoing The three chapters I couldn't “understand” were defeated by Shen He and his wild imagination. He can cover the sky with one hand, and there's nowhere to appeal. I'm done updating. I'm out. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. 177Reads8.2Score103Shelves
15. 15 身 Incarnating as Reincarnation, I Build the Invincible Zhatian Gang 身化轮回，打造无敌炸天帮 Wudao the Taoist无邪道长Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted Shi Luntian was stabbed in the back by a zombie. After death, he became a stone in the Great Wilderness. Later, he awakened a golden finger: as long as he bound a living being's soul to himself, he could keep bringing that being back to life. As long as the beings he bound cultivated, he could copy their cultivation and techniques, always staying just a little ahead. And so, the world gained a band of immortal, undying maniacs and sneaky schemers. If they couldn't win, they'd blow themselves up, 2.3kReads8.5Score235Shelves
16. 16 多 More Children, More Blessings: The Immortal Maidens' Fertility Goes Through the Roof 多子多福，仙子孕气爆炸 The Sixth White第六白Eastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted [Adapted into a short drama, so read with confidence] Ye Kaishan transmigrated to the Cultivation World and spent his life pursuing immortality and the Dao, but he had no spiritual roots. Fortunately, there was still a way forward. Just as he was nearing the end of his life, the more children, more blessings System arrived in time. A hundred years of hard cultivation couldn't compare to one night for the Patriarch. He founded a sect and carved up the Three Thousand Realms, while Ye family's desc 43.4kReads9.2Score3.6kShelves
17. 17 修 Cultivating Immortality Begins with Eternal Life 修仙从长生不死开始 Little Crispy Veggie小蔬脆Eastern Fantasy3.4M WordsCompleted A short drama with the same title is now available. If you're interested, go check out Cultivation Begins with Immortality. System + transmigration + keeping a low profile Lin Jiang transmigrates to the world of cultivation and gains a longevity sign-in System. Sign in for one day, gain one year of lifespan. Lin Jiang: “Cultivation doesn't seem all that urgent after all. I'll take my time.” (Not a dark, overpowered power fantasy. If that's not your thing, proceed with caution.) 35.7kReads8.2Score3.6kShelves
18. 18 长 Longevity: A History of the Ages 长生：岁月的史书 ToadN蛤蟆NEastern Fantasy104k WordsOngoing Lin Xin, who loved reading novels, found the stories of the world far too repetitive, so he decided to record the interesting tales he came across. He never expected his book to become a history book. From the perspective of an observer, he sees the stories that unfold across the river of time. Lin Xin has no interest in conflict; he only likes recording stories. From the civilization of cultivation to new systems of practice, from times of chaos to the age when emperors contended for supremacy, —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Newcomer report [eating melon]

19. 19 大 Great Ming: I’m Zhu Yuntong, and I Randomly Resurrect My Relatives 大明：我朱允熥，随机复活亲人 Young Master Feng公子枫Historical1.1M WordsCompleted Old Zhu wants to make Zhu Yunwen crown prince? Bring Grandma, Empress Ma, back to life and let her give Zhu Chongba a piece of her mind! Lü takes the position of secondary consort? Bring his mother, Crown Princess Chang, back to life and restore her to her rightful place in the Eastern Palace! Zhu Yuanzhang acts like he deserves respect just because he’s old? Bring Zhu Wusi back to life and watch Zhu Chongba call him “Father” in terror! The Huai-Xi nobles can’t get along? Bring his maternal gran 45.2kReads8.9Score4.3kShelves
20. 20 长 Longevity: My Spiritual Power Increases a Little Every Day 长生：我的灵力每天加一点 The Three Paths Have Grown Wild三径就荒Eastern Fantasy234k WordsOngoing He transmigrates and becomes the seventh young master, a good-for-nothing. Fortunately, he obtains a point-allocation System and avoids becoming a stepping stone for others. Immortality + single/no female lead Realms: Apprentice, Bronze, Silver, Gold, Diamond, and Legendary. 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Immortality is the pursuit of our generation.

21. 21 出 Born an Immortal Emperor in an Instant: Invincible in Every Way 出生秒仙帝，除了无敌就是无敌 Jiuyang Wants to Be the Richest Man九阳要当首富Eastern Fantasy3.3M WordsCompleted Unbeatable + insanely satisfying + lighthearted and funny + overpowered background + everything cranked up to the max + doing absolutely nothing Lin Yang dies from working overtime and transmigrates into a fantasy world, where he awakens the Slacker System. As long as he doesn’t feel like putting in any effort, he gets endless rewards. From the start, his unborn twin sister, an Empress, wants to take a share of his fortune? Suit yourself! He gets Primordial Violet Qi, a Pangu True Womb… and e 31.3kReads8.6Score3.6kShelves
22. 22 玄 Fantasy: My Sudden Enlightenment of the Chaos Physique 玄幻，我顿悟了混沌体 Ye Dadao叶大刀Eastern Fantasy3.3M WordsCompleted Xiao Yun's System has only one function: epiphany! Ordinary constitution? Have an epiphany and gain the Chaos Body! Cultivation technique too difficult? Have an epiphany and reach perfection! Divine ability too difficult? Have an epiphany and reach perfection! There's nothing an epiphany can't solve. And if there is, then have an epiphany ten times, a hundred times... 64.9kReads9.1Score8kShelves
23. 23 冰 The Ice Age Apocalypse: I Hoarded a Hundred Billion in Supplies 冰河末世，我囤积了百亿物资 Sea of Memories记忆的海Sci-Fi & Apocalypse7.3M WordsOngoing Doomsday + reborn + massive stockpiling + playing it safe + unlimited space + dark revenge, no saintly protagonist The world enters an ice age. The freezing apocalypse arrives, and 95% of the planet's population perishes! In his previous life, Zhang Yi was killed by people he'd helped because of his kind heart. Reborn one month before the freezing apocalypse, Zhang Yi awakens a spatial ability and begins frantically stockpiling supplies! Short on supplies? He empties the hundred-billion-yuan war 352.8kReads8.7Score25.7kShelves
24. 24 让 I’ll Show the Cultivation World How to Spell Invincible! 让修仙界知道无敌怎么写！ I'm an Expert我是高人Eastern Fantasy1.2M WordsOngoing [Invincible from the start + easy, exhilarating fun + fiercely protective + venerable patriarch master + crushing all opposition] Qin Yuan transmigrates into a powerful secret realm in a fantasy world. His very first task is to take on disciples for a million years! He has taken on hundreds, if not a thousand, and each was carefully selected by the System. He has repaired a disciple’s Supreme Bone, enhanced another’s Double Pupils, and given them the Emperor’s cultivation manual, the Origin of P 18.3kReads8.8Score1.4kShelves
25. 25 岁 Time Is My Weapon, and I Am Immortal 岁月为武，我自长生 No Second Little Nail不二小小钉Eastern Fantasy385k WordsCompleted Shen Qingci is an ordinary man who has lived for a very long time. No one knows that he has watched dynasties rise and fall, sects be destroyed, and generation after generation of geniuses rise, then fade away. As for him, simply practicing his punches and martial arts every day has quietly sent his physique and lifespan soaring. The thugs who once bullied him have long since turned to dry bones; the assassins who hunted him have been dead so long that the grass on their graves is taller than a 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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    New book, worth reading

26. 26 我 My 26-Year-Old Female Tenant 我的26岁女房客 Super Big Tank Kobe超级大坦克科比Urban2.1M WordsCompleted After a wild night at a bar, a beautiful woman pinned him with a paternity claim, and the down-and-out young man suddenly became a father. As if things weren't bad enough, the owner of his rented home changed, and he was about to be kicked out. But his new landlady was beautiful! Should he ask to share the place? She coolly gave him a single word: “Get out!” A romantic entanglement sparked by a housing problem. 123.9kReads9.7Score13.7kShelves

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    -- ### 📚 **1. Core Setting: Urban Survival Scene under Absurd Beginning** - **Dramatic Conflict**: The down-and-out young man Zhaoyang was "blackmailed" by a strange woman Mi Cai during a one-night stand in a bar and was forced to "become a father". At the same time, he encountered a rental crisis - the new landlord turned out to be this cold beauty. The request for a shared apartment was rejected with the word "Go away", which condensed the embarrassment and survival pressure of urban youth into a very tense opening. - **Emotional Shura Field**: The story uses "rental disputes" as the lead, connecting the complex relationships between Zhaoyang and many women such as Mi Cai and Le Yao. Sharing is not only a competition for space, but also a metaphor for modern people's temptation and boundary games in intimate relationships. --- ### 💡 **2. Thematic depth: the double torture of survival dilemma and emotional redemption** 1. **The tug-of-war between survival and dignity** - Zhaoyang represents the typical dilemma of the "drifting generation": career trough, financial distress, and emotional drift. He had to make repeated choices between "keeping his residence" and "maintaining his self-esteem," reflecting the powerlessness of urban youth under the pressure of housing prices and the workplace. - Mi Cai's image as an elite landlord appears to be strong but carries the shackles of the family. The relationship between the two from antagonism to dependence is a metaphor for contemporary people's survival strategy of pretending to be indifferent and fragile. 2. **Music and Alcohol: Analgesics for the Urban Soul** - The bar scenes and songs such as "If You Want Me" that appear frequently in the book have become an outlet for the characters to vent their emotions. Music is not only the background, but also the spiritual anchor for the characters to fight against nothingness - for example, when Zhaoyang is wandering the streets late at night, the melody in his headphones becomes his only solace. --- ### 👥 **3. Character creation: the sense of reality under the group portrait with a sense of fragmentation** - **Zhaoyang**: From "cynicism" to "awakening of responsibility". His growth is not a heroic counterattack, but a search for self-salvation among beer foam and old guitar strings, allowing readers to see their own confusion with a wry smile. - **Mi Cai**: On the surface, he is a cold and arrogant landlord, but in fact, he is a fugitive who uses his career success to cover up his emotional trauma. Behind her word "get out" is doubt about the trust mechanism and a defense against her own weakness. - **Le Yao and other supporting characters**: Like a moth to a flame, Le Yao and her utilitarian but fragile workplace allies weave a modern network of interpersonal relationships. Everyone is part of Zhaoyang's mirror image, spelling out the emotional hologram of urban youth. --- ### 🌆 **4. Style and resonance: poetic realism under rough text** - **Language style**: tear apart urban fairy tales with street dialogue and spicy confessions. For example, Zhaoyang laughs at himself: "I'm like a wild dog soaked in the rain. Even wagging my tail to beg for mercy seems funny." This instantly brings the reader closer to the character. - **Structural Design**: Reality and memories are intertwined (such as rent conflicts interspersed with bar night retrospect), forming the tension of emotional flashbacks. In the embarrassment of "present continuous tense", readers gradually piece together the scars of the character's "past perfect tense". --- ### ✨ **Why should I open this book now? ** - **If you are experiencing**: room-sharing disputes, workplace PUA, emotional pull - this book is a mirror. Every time Zhaoyang falls and gets up, it tells you: **"The embarrassment of survival does not equal the collapse of the soul"**. - **If you desire**: Find urban narratives with literary quality in fast-food online articles. The "emotional maze" built with 2.05 Million words will give you an immersive spiritual massage. > **Reading Suggestions**: > - Platform: Tomato Novel APP (the book has been completed, free to read) > - Reading posture: Prepare beer and headphones - the BGM playlist in the book has become standard for readers.

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