Funny, Ridiculous Cultivation Stories with No Romance

1 上 You Destroyed My Dantian This Morning, Now I’m Burning Paper at Your Grave Holding Hands by the FireAncient Romance4.2M WordsCompleted 194.4kReads9.5Score23.7kShelves

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Book One: Emma! So pretty! ! Gaga funny! ! Waiting for updates every day! A purely funny article about cultivating immortality. I laughed so hard that I hit the bed. The author should be surfing the Internet at 12G. The good memes are all relatively popular and new ones. It's so funny. Hahaha. The writing is very good and has a strong sense of immersion! Each character is very well-drawn and memorable. Each brother has his own personality traits and background story. The character creation is great! There is no problem with the logic. It is funny and enjoyable. I personally don't think it is brainless and funny. It is logical and some of the behaviors can be explained. The pits dug in the front can be filled up later. The rhythm of the whole article is very comfortable, very exciting, and will not make people feel bored. From the four major sects, the Nightmare Clan and the Demon Clan, to the Northern Territory and the Southern Territory, to the background stories of each senior brother, it is a bit like a unit drama, one story after another, making people want to watch it. I feel like the author has handled the special details so that each character can be connected to the rest of the story. From what I've seen so far, it's so beautiful! Anyway, highly recommended! ! ! It's definitely not a loss to enter the pit! ! !

4 说 I Was Supposed to Be the Top Sword Cultivator, So Why Is It the Sword of Being a Jerk? Qi Yi ZiAncient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 119.7kReads9.5Score15.4kShelves

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I have used it four times already, it looks great.

5 女 After Nuwa Wakes Up, Who Will Lead the Class of the Three Realms? Xiuer's LifeAncient Romance512k WordsOngoing 4.2kReads5.8Score254Shelves

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Haha, this book is beyond imagination. I thought it was a joke, but it turned out to be a serious article. It is funny and serious at the same time.

6 小 My Junior Sister Is Overpowered, Yet Ridiculously Goofy The Princess Isn't Going HomeAncient Romance1.9M WordsCompleted 246.8kReads9.6Score26.3kShelves

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I like to watch the kind of funny, no cp sand sculpture heroine, who is strong and mean, making people laugh. Come here, she is really super, super, super good-looking! Although they are all being serialized, they have been updated with hundreds of thousands of words, and one or two of them have exceeded 1 million words, which is definitely enough for you to read! Two books are updated every day, and several books combined are updated with more than 10,000 words a day.

12 在 Daily Life in the World of Cultivating Immortals Cloud Snores ZzzFantastical Romance217k WordsOngoing 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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This could have been a try

13 师 My Junior Sister Takes an Unorthodox Path to Immortality Spring PeachAncient Romance628k WordsCompleted 2.9kReads9.0Score375Shelves

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Super pretty! The ending is also very happy!

14 女 The Villainess Says Nothing, She Just Keeps Stealing Opportunities Moon Facing the SkyAncient Romance1.2M WordsCompleted 105.3kReads9.4Score15kShelves

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⓵ Reading files and cultivating immortals, the golden finger is very easy to use, you can go back and read files anytime and anywhere, it is very refreshing and refreshing, there will be no female competition or intelligence reduction, except for the romance between the male and female protagonists, all other opportunities will be intercepted ~ no cp ⓶ The luck is deducted by 9999 at the beginning, hell mode, escape from the clutches of the devil with a narrow escape, shearing wool and doing tasks to accumulate luck, three views are correct, no cp, and other negative values ​​are cleared, let's settle the accounts. ⓷The heroine of this book is called Chen Laoliu. She is very lucky. She left the original sect and started to practice full cultivation. She has received all kinds of blessings from heaven. She is also beautiful and sassy, ​​can fight and scold, and gets into all sorts of troubles. She has suitors but no CP.

18 重 Back to the Beginner’s Village? No! I’m Here to Retire! Tattered ImmortalAncient Romance3.1M WordsOngoing 9.2kReads9.1Score1.1kShelves

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? The heroine is beautiful without cp. Invincible from the start, not a growth type. Every character in Wenxinxiangqunxiangwen is excellent, has his own personality, and has three correct views. There is no brain damage, the plot is not bloody, there is no Mary Sue, and the writing style is more humorous.

19 蛇 The Snake Heavenly Emperor GorillaEastern Fantasy5.4M WordsOngoing 100.6kReads9.2Score7.8kShelves

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Really pretty

21 穿 After Time Travel, I Relied on Popularizing the Law to Become Bigger and Stronger LoveAncient Romance223k WordsOngoing —Reads5.8Score—Shelves

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It's not a loss if you invest in the stock, you have everything you need ~ [Time Travel + System + Cultivation of Immortality + Strong Female + Growth-type Heroine + Group Portrait] Lin Jianyue, a practicing lawyer, traveled through time to the world of cultivating immortals, and she also brought with her a system beast that can deliver magic weapons, elixirs, spiritual stones... By spreading the law. This is not a professional counterpart! Lin Jianyue: "I don't know how to cultivate immortality‼(•'╻'•۶)۶, but no one knows the law better than me ^_^. My cultivation is bottlenecked. I am short of elixirs, magic stones, and spiritual stones. If you meet someone who can't do it, don't panic. Let me teach you how to do it. ^_^ - Alchemy Association: "My alchemy cultivation has produced a young genius who has not been seen in thousands of years. Will they dare to look down on us in the Refining Alliance in the future? " - Weapon Refining Alliance: "There is hope for the revival of our Weapon Refining Alliance. With a genius like Ghost Ax Master, he can beat the Talisman Association! —— Talisman Association: "We in the Talisman Association have produced extraordinary geniuses. In the future, we will surely make Talisman a path that everyone aspires to follow!" " ——Lin Jianyue: Sorry, it's all me╮( •́ω•̀ )╭ —— Wuji Sect leader: "Did the poor Tianyan Sect lead Wancangzhou to surpass us and become the largest economy? "Wuji Sect disciple: "I heard that their sect has formulated a general policy for the integrated development of law and economy..." Lin Jianyue: The system serves economic development. If the legal system is improved, economic development will of course be faster^_^

22 沙 The Goofy, Invincible Junior Sister Only Wants to Retire in Peace Xiao GuoAncient Romance310k WordsCompleted 105Reads8.0Score—Shelves

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The daily life of the sect with the sixth junior sister and five weird senior brothers, as well as the cheating elders, the whole sect is in ruins! ! !

23 拒 After Refusing to Redeem My Reputation, the Cultivation World Became Obsessed with Me Hua MumuAncient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted 27kReads9.3Score3.3kShelves

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No cp funny sand sculpture cultivating immortality article it is coming! ! ! All highly rated! ! Being able to write a non-CP article so interesting and hilarious really gives the author a big thumbs up! ! ! I also hope readers can taste [love] together

29 混 The Chaotic Record of Mending the Heavens Slender Willow in the ProseUrban1.4M WordsCompleted 6.9kReads8.6Score785Shelves

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In the middle of the night, I laughed out loud [laughing and crying] The sixth mortal man has inherited the inheritance of immortality. He got up and started the journey of immortality from the city. There are frequent golden sentences, full of realistic criticism and philosophical thinking. Everyone's IQ is online, and the psychological activities are described delicately [Like] Explore the growth model, from obeying the law to familiarizing yourself with the rules, and then killing decisively [face covering]

30 师 Junior Sister Went Crazy and Became Rich, She Committed Suicide and Became a God on the Way Warm Water Warms ItselfAncient Romance627k WordsCompleted 109Reads5.8Score—Shelves

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Worth recommending.

31 从 From Handyman to Swordsman: What to Steal Today GuihaikeEastern Fantasy157k WordsOngoing —Reads5.8Score—Shelves

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It's super funny. The heroine relies on her wisdom to find a new path and sees tricks on the way to cultivation. It's more interesting than a simple counterattack by a genius. The path of ordinary people to cultivating immortals is more real!

32 穿 After Becoming a Cultivation Novel's Female Side Character, I Don't Want to Be Cannon Fodder Knife, Medicine, PenAncient Romance1.6M WordsCompleted 8.8kReads9.2Score869Shelves

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The second book: the heroine travels to the world of immortality and creates a network, because the heroine has light spiritual roots, which is equivalent to a wet nurse, and is rare and useful. Therefore, he is also a favorite in the sect and is popular wherever he goes. So the heroine went to the weapon refining place. Squeeze them like crazy. But it will also give them a wave of milk back, greatly improving efficiency, and they will improve faster. In short, it is a win-win situation.

33 别 Don't Mess with the Junior Sister: Those Maniacs Are All Her Senior Brothers Three HundredAncient Romance1.3M WordsCompleted 19kReads9.3Score2.8kShelves

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Really nice

39 都 How Can You Become an Immortal After Cheating? Wings of NightEastern Fantasy188k WordsCompleted —Reads—Score—Shelves

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Without CP, I always feel like something is missing.

40 我 I Have Been Robbed of My Body for Ninety Thousand Years I'm a Rebellious PersonEastern Fantasy403k WordsCompleted 1.2kReads5.8Score101Shelves

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It's so funny, the red cultivator pays tribute to the martyrs, the six old men everywhere meet the Chinese succubus, all kinds of genius operations, the system can catch the host and it's a big trick

41 我 I Keep a Low Profile in the Cultivation World Fusang's IntentAncient Romance30k WordsOngoing —Reads5.8Score—Shelves

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Just look at the name