Looking for a Funny Book That Collects Negative Emotions, Something Like Dali 求收集负面情绪的搞笑书，大力那种
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Oh No, I Trained My Defensive Spirit Beast into an Assassin 完蛋，防御灵兽被我培养成了刺客
[Beast Taming] + [Urban] + [Ridiculous] + [Comedy] Lin An awakens an ordinary-grade spirit beast and uses a metaphysical System to grow all the way to the top of his academy, thanks to his astonishing talent! While everyone else is mixing potions, Lin An has already maxed out his spirit beast's stats. While everyone else is working hard to train their spirit beasts, Lin An has already slaughtered the exotic beasts in droves. “You've got your drake. I've got my turtle. It's tough as nails, so
6.2kReads9.0Score634Shelves
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From the Start, Selling Muscle-Building Tonics at a Street Stall 开局地摊卖大力
[The Dali anime premieres on July 29. Search the title on Tomato to watch the PV.] Earth enters an era of spiritual qi revival, and humanity begins awakening supernatural abilities! Jiang Nan awakens the strongest street-stall System from the start. Muscle-Boosting Potion? Detoxifying Soybeans? Lucky Cherries? They can't keep them in stock! The world's top tycoons, richest men, popular streamers, and strongest experts all come to buy them. Jiang Nan: "I'm not even a tiny bit interested in money!
349kReads9.7Score35.8kShelves
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Isn't It Only Natural for a Slime Like Me to Crush a Dragon? 我一个史莱姆吊打巨龙很合理吧？
[Beast taming + choices + comedy + nonsense + one female lead (no female lead) = ?] When Chen Shu wakes up, he finds that he has transmigrated to a parallel world where beast taming reigns supreme, and he has bound himself to a Divine-Level Choice System! Every choice he makes earns him all kinds of rewards! With the System’s help, his pets grow increasingly monstrous: a slime that can sit on a dragon and crush it to death, a husky that can blast a phoenix to tears with elemental skills, and a..
196.5kReads9.7Score23.9kShelves
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The Suit-Wearing Thug: Every Villain I Play Must Be Elegant 西装暴徒：我出演的反派必须优雅
A bit-part actor scraping by on a film set unexpectedly obtains the Villainous Film Emperor System. White Hair: “Boss, there aren't any shrimp.” Chang Wei: “I told you to bring some goods. Why is it either windy or raining every time?” Suit-Wearing Thug: “Fighting is fine, just don't mess up my hair.”
20.5kReads9.1Score1.4kShelves
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With No Talent for Cultivation, I Can Only Return to Martial Arts 没有修仙天赋的我只能重拾武道
[Carefully planned haymakers + overwhelming force + mind-blowing feats = brain storage area] “Locking your health bar? What are you locking? A little cheating doesn't count as cheating, get it?” Everyone knows that the highest level of competition often uses the simplest methods. In a fantasy world crawling with cultivators and teeming with countless races, Lu An is an ultimate being with a perfect six-sided stat sheet. He only excels at one thing: using his peerless wisdom to convince people th
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Everyone's Awakening: I Can Get Exclusive Gear to Drop 全民，我能爆出专属装备
A hidden Daoist class from the start, with only one health-preserving skill? He planned to use his endless lifespan to outlast every enemy, but accidentally triggered a BUG-level drop rate: every monster he kills is guaranteed to drop top-tier loot! Exclusive supernatural powers and magical treasures drop at his fingertips, and his summoning skills can be upgraded without limit! Sprinkle Beans to Make Soldiers: from spearmen to Qi Refiners, then Mahayana cultivators, and finally an army of a hun
15.9kReads8.8Score1.2kShelves
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Maxed-Out True Damage: I’ll Slay Even Ghosts and Gods for You to See! 真伤拉满，连鬼神也杀给你看！
[School Life, Everyday Comedy, Hilarious, spiritual qi revival, No Longer Human, Absurd, Shameless] When Qin Ke opened his eyes, he found himself in a parallel world undergoing spiritual qi revival! Right from the start, a bully showed up looking for trouble and asked him if he knew how to write the word “death”! No need to panic. He flipped open a dictionary and showed him exactly how to write it! “Repeat after me: si, as in ‘death’! Its opposite is ‘live,’ as in ‘stay alive’!” If the Syst
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Nuwa Awakens: Who's in Charge of the Three Realms These Days? 女娲醒后，这届三界谁带班的
Lighthearted comedy + absurd humor + no romance + ensemble cast + unconventional tropes Nuwa lets out a yawn that lasts ten thousand years. When she opens her eyes, she can't believe it: it's 2030! Heaven has opened up trade with the mortal realm, and phones, AI, and internet products are everywhere. Mortal street food sells for the price of elixirs in Heaven, while Heaven's spirit stones are being traded in the mortal realm until they become a financial bubble. The Underworld is even more ridi
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Something's Off About This Demon Prince 这个魔子不对劲
The Sacred Heavenly Gate stands across the vault of heaven, while the Space-Time Demon Abyss lays waste to the mortal world. When twelve spirit springs burst forth from the earth, and the moon no longer belongs to humanity... Where will we go from here? A world of gods? A world of demons? No. This is a world that belongs to humanity! I will take up the crown that no one else dared to bear and become the king of a new era. My name is Ren Jie! A man should live to be a hero!
207.6kReads9.4Score19.1kShelves
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This Villain Has a Conscience, Just Not Much of One! 这个反派有点良心，但是不多！
"Lovably awful villain + wish fulfillment + scheming + lighthearted + sly trickster + shameless + not an invincible protagonist" Qin Feng transmigrated into the ancient wilderness as the eldest young master of the Qin family. His twin younger brother was the legendary Chosen One, and possessed a one-in-ten-thousand Supreme Bone. He thought he could ride his brother’s coattails to the peak of life, but then an unprincipled System showed up and told him there was a bright future in being a villain
420.3kReads9.5Score74.7kShelves
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Lying Flat at the Brothel, Listening to Music, and Now the System Is Panicking 躺平勾栏听曲，系统急了
[Lighthearted + funny + invincible master lineage + bandit System + powerful backer + whole sect full of sneaky schemers + everyone’s favorite + throwing his weight around + cultivation, but not too serious, all about mining] After spending five years listening to music in the pleasure quarters, the System can't take it anymore. [System: Buddy, do you want to be invincible in this world? Just complete the beginner's quest...] Xu Anshan: Do you think I need that? I am the Peak Master of Wushi Pea
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Invincible! Be the Most Shameless, Take the Most Brutal Beating! 无敌！做最贱的人，抗最毒的打！
[System]+ [Immortality]+ [Lighthearted comedy]+ [Modern city]+ [Cultivation world] [Ding! Congratulations, Host! You've obtained the talent: Immortal Body!] Holy Maiden of the Saint Lotus Sect: You shameless thief! How dare you peep at me while I was bathing? Prepare to die! [Ding! The Holy Maiden of the Saint Lotus Sect's emotional value has exceeded its limit. She is going berserk. Her attacks now inflict the status effect “Lavish Spending.”] [Ding! Hit by the Holy Maiden of the Saint Lotus Se
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Global Superpowers: I'm the Only One Who Keeps Climbing the Tech Tree! 全球异能：唯我死攀科技树！
[Spiritual Qi Revival + Supernatural Powers + System + Urban Fantasy + Smart Protagonist + Passionate Action + Expansive World] After dying, the utterly ordinary college student Zhou Liutong finds his soul transmigrated to a world where everyone across the globe has supernatural powers. In this world, guns have become all but useless. So what’s it like to have mastered firearms? Sorry, it doesn’t feel like much. From now on, you use your powers and I’ll use my guns. We both have a bright future!
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The Troll Streamer and His Poor, Put-Upon Viewers 老六主播和他的怨种观众
[Livestreaming + Comedy + No Romance + Infuriating + Shameless] After binding himself to a Hatred Farming System, Xu Muge stops acting like a decent person. At university military training, he steals the campus beauty's drink from the start, then makes her cry with a single remark. On livestream, he constantly unleashes savage, sarcastic takedowns on his viewers. He writes a novel, then leaves it on a cliffhanger at the climax for half a month, making readers so furious they want to mail him raz
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When the Mental Patient Shows Up, Even the Ghosts Don’t Know What to Do 精神病一来，给鬼整不会了都
Qin Chu became the top celebrity at Mancang City Mental Hospital thanks to an achievement no other patient could match: he peed on the city’s largest transformer, causing a citywide blackout that lasted two days. He was practically cooked by the electricity, yet somehow came out just fine.
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Supernatural: I Have a Copy of Journey to the West 灵异：我有一本西游记
[Ghost Stories + Journey to the West + Hilarious Comedy + Sunny Boy + Mental Illness + Positive-Energy Sayings] As the supernatural revived and the uncanny world fell into chaos, Jiang Chen awakened the Demon Transformation System. By provoking emotional fluctuations in ghosts and monsters, he could absorb ghost energy and use it to draw Demon Transformation Cards, taking on the forms of great demons from Journey to the West. Faced with all kinds of violent, savage, strange, and sinister ghost
244.5kReads9.5Score27.8kShelves
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Urban Supernatural Bounty Hunter 都市异能赏金猎人
Synopsis: This is a remarkable world where people with supernatural abilities coexist with ordinary humans. Gifted individuals make up around five percent of the world's population. Since most of them are placed under government control and choose to serve their country, they receive no special treatment in this world. Wang Ze is a naive young man with the rare ability to wield two different powers. When he arrives in this bustling metropolis, all he wants is to fulfill his parents' last wish an
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My Girlfriend Is a Fox Spirit 我的女友是个狐狸精
Ever since the day Zhang Lang was born, the neighbors had called him a jinx. On the night of his birth, half of the tile-roofed house where his family had lived for three generations came crashing down. His parents sat with him in their arms amid the ruins, gazing up at the stars in despair. A fortune-teller had warned them long ago that the child was the reincarnation of a bringer of calamity, doomed to a life of misfortune with no way to escape it. Sure enough, he could get hit by a falling bi
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I Chose Twenty Years of Humiliation, and Gained an Immortal Spirit Root 选择二十年河东，获得仙灵根
[Lighthearted + no angst + (fake) live-in son-in-law] Xu Nian transmigrates to a fantasy world and becomes the illegitimate son turned away by a powerful family in Great Yan. He lives with his mother in a remote mountain village. On his twentieth birthday, his wealthy biological father sends people to find him, disrupting Xu Nian and his mother’s peaceful village life. The family even wants Xu Nian to honor an old agreement on their behalf and become a live-in son-in-law! Under the laws of Great
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Who Let This Guy Become the Senior Brother? 谁让这小子当大师兄的？
The second junior brother is the chosen one of the plane. The third junior brother is reborn. The fourth junior brother is an ancient Sword Immortal reincarnated. The junior sister is the future Demon Empress. Everyone from top to bottom is a hidden powerhouse! Ouyang, the eldest senior brother, gives a crooked grin. “Well, then I guess I'll have to use cheats!”
185.2kReads9.4Score18.5kShelves
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Super Martial Soul System 超级武魂系统
Qin Ming carries the Soul-Devouring System with him when he is reborn in another world. Not only can he devour all kinds of bizarre martial souls and use them for himself, he also gains an array of unexpected, wondrous abilities. From then on, this good-for-nothing becomes a prodigy, dominating the world and sweeping all before him. “You dare challenge me? I’ll devour your martial soul, no questions asked!”
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Divine Beast Summoner 神兽召唤师
A young heartthrob saves someone and transmigrates, becoming a summoner mage with the most useless-sounding specialty. Does personal strength really matter? If you can run fast enough, what can anyone do to you? Watch him turn a useless specialty into a crown jewel... Warrior ranks: Beginner, Intermediate, Advanced, Bronze, Brass, Black Iron, Silver, Gold, Holy Warrior Mage ranks: Apprentice, Levels One through Six, Level Seven Archmage, Level Eight Archmage, Level Nine Holy Archmage Summoner ma
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Beast Taming: All My Pets Are Rebellious Beasts That Turn on Their Masters 御妖：我的宠物全是冲主逆兽
In a world of demons, humans and demons coexist. People tame demons to fight, live, and go on adventures. There are even schools dedicated to training demon tamers. Cang Feng transmigrates to this world of demons and acquires a Hint System. With its hints, he learns where to find rare demons, how to capture them, and how to trigger hidden evolutions. From then on, the Tamer Academy gains a legendary miracle.
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Spiritual Qi Revival: The Sanxingdui Mask's Hilarious Livestream 灵气复苏之三星堆面具爆笑直播
[Feel-good power fantasy + livestreaming + urban cultivation + ancient Shu civilization + aliens] Spiritual qi revival! High school student Wu Yifu teams up with Liu Yinan, the “campus belle,” to livestream the sale of demon-slaying treasures, accompanied by his thunderous bristle boar “Wolong” and starry fox “Fengchu.” Their antics never fail to get laughs. After accidentally obtaining the [Ancient Shu Thunder Battle Beast System], he livestreams his cultivation journey, becoming the undisputed
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I Became an Evil Cultivator. What Can Heaven Do to Me? 化身邪修天耐我何
The Legend of Wu Xiaoxie, the Demonic Cultivator Who Fears Nothing tells the story of Wu Xiaoxie, a mysterious orphan, on his extraordinary path to immortality. Born with a wicked charm and a hideous scar, Wu Xiaoxie possesses a demonic cultivation talent that shocks the world. After saving a badly wounded demonic cultivator and receiving their techniques, he embarks on the path of demonic cultivation. Unrestrained in his ways and at odds with the righteous path, he becomes a thorn in its side.
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The City Mystic Wu Xiaogou's Path to Immortality 都市神棍吴小苟修仙记
[Invincible power fantasy + divination + urban cultivation + miracle doctor + comedy + flirting + demon slaying + ghost hunting] At the foot of Wusheng Mountain, the young Wu Xiaogou is raised by an old Daoist nicknamed “Lao Se Pi,” who teaches him “how to pick up girls,” “flirting techniques,” and “how to bluff with divination.” By a stroke of luck, his pet husky, the “Poop-Catching Emperor,” leads him into an ancient tomb, where he obtains the [Martial Saint Thunder Beast Divination System]. F
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The Tough-as-Nails Fortune Teller Breaks into the Immortal Realm 滚刀肉卜卦闯仙界
[Comedy + Absurd Humor + Nonsense + Xianxia + Spirit Beasts] Wu Tiedui stumbled upon a legacy in a ruined temple and kicked off comedy mode, beginning a life of laying low in the immortal realm! Greedy, lecherous, fond of good food, and lazy!
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